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Mr Pepper
Nov 29, 2006

:jiggled:Top Class:jiggled:

Ninpo posted:

Mascherano kicks a medic that's stretchering him off the field, gets a red card.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x10t2uy_mascherano-expulsado_sport

Idiot

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Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
Italian state television displayed this after Giaccherini's goal against Haiti earlier today. Nice moves.

Polidoro
Jan 5, 2011


Huevo se dice argidia. Argidia!

Gigi Galli posted:

Italian state television displayed this after Giaccherini's goal against Haiti earlier today. Nice moves.



Winning team's national anthem:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYQyzVsMf0U&t=22s

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



FullLeatherJacket posted:

Remember the time that an owl came onto the pitch in Finland and then it was more interesting than the whole history of Finnish football and so they cancelled the game and 60,000 people cheered an owl for 30 minutes instead

They didn't cancel the game, they just put it on hold while the owl did its thing. It was actually a semi-tame eagle owl who lives in the stadium rafters. During the break Finland managed to get their act together and ended up beating Belgium 2-0. As a result the semi official nickname for the national team is now the eagle owls.

But you're spot on otherwise. It was the most interesting thing if you don't count our ability to implode in spectacular fashion every time we're about to achieve something (or the time we drew 1-1 with Spain away).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMKGuoLGvo8

Was Taters
Jul 30, 2004

Here comes a regular

Gigi Galli posted:

Italian state television displayed this after Giaccherini's goal against Haiti earlier today. Nice moves.



I don't get it?

Also has Mascherano explained himself yet?

Polidoro
Jan 5, 2011


Huevo se dice argidia. Argidia!
According to this, he said he thought the cart was going too fast and told the guy to slow down so he wouldn't fall. The guy didn't so he kicked him.

Poonior Toilett
Aug 21, 2004

m'lady

FullLeatherJacket posted:

Remember the time that an owl came onto the pitch in Finland and then it was more interesting than the whole history of Finnish football and so they cancelled the game and 60,000 people cheered an owl for 30 minutes instead

So basically http://youtu.be/tXEKqknYxwE

vocaloid orgasm
Apr 15, 2011

I keep on singing
Eternal life
VOCALOID

Was Taters posted:

I don't get it?

Also has Mascherano explained himself yet?

Probably just generic filler text on their lower third template. Kind of like when ESPN first started doing NFL coverage and we got graphics like this:



(Sorry for the YTMND graphic. Couldn't find a clean version)

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
My favourite thing about that Mascherano red card is his absolute bewilderment that he's getting sent off for kicking a medic.

What did he think would happen?

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Was Taters posted:

I don't get it?

Nothing to get, just a strange filler.

E: yeah what that guy said

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


serious gaylord posted:

My favourite thing about that Mascherano red card is his absolute bewilderment that he's getting sent off for kicking a medic.

What did he think would happen?

It pisses me off when a player does something stupid, gets sent off, then pulls that ridiculous 'ARE YOU SERIOUS WHAT DID I DO?!' face.

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747

Frankston posted:

It pisses me off when a player does something stupid, gets sent off, then pulls that ridiculous 'ARE YOU SERIOUS WHAT DID I DO?!' face.

This happened in Maccabi Tel Aviv vs Stoke when the Maccabi winger kicked his boot at a linesman. It was the funniest thing I have ever seen.

Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi
Mar 26, 2005

serious gaylord posted:

My favourite thing about that Mascherano red card is his absolute bewilderment that he's getting sent off for kicking a medic.

What did he think would happen?

Masch is a real dolt though so it's not that surprising

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost
To be fair, Mascherano's solution, no matter the situation, typically involves some ill-conceived kicking.

Lamont Cranston
Sep 1, 2006

how do i shot foam

dubsteppin posted:

Probably just generic filler text on their lower third template. Kind of like when ESPN first started doing NFL coverage and we got graphics like this:



(Sorry for the YTMND graphic. Couldn't find a clean version)

I dunno, I think AAAAAAAGGGGG is the only sensible reaction when watching the Eagles

hello i am phone
Nov 24, 2005
¿donde estoy?
C.Ronaldo new look

TraderStav
May 19, 2006

It feels like I was standing my entire life and I just sat down

hecko posted:

C.Ronaldo new look


When did men stop trying to look like men?

mikewozere
Jun 2, 2008

Aiiiii

TraderStav posted:

When did men stop trying to look like men?

It's so loving tragic. There's no quality control amongst footballers where occasionally, people will beat the poo poo out of them for looking weird. They live in a completely different world.

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fat gay nonce
May 13, 2003
actual penis length: |-----------|



Winner, PWM POTM January

mikewozere posted:

It's so loving tragic. There's no quality control amongst footballers where occasionally, people will beat the poo poo out of them for looking weird. They live in a completely different world.

Agreed, they should try and be a bit more normal, beat the poo poo out of people who do anything weird is my motto

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

mikewozere posted:

It's so loving tragic. There's no quality control amongst footballers where occasionally, people will beat the poo poo out of them for looking weird. They live in a completely different world.

"Yeah you're in the wrong thread, and also a dick head."

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Barry Shitpeas
Dec 17, 2003

there is no need
to be upset

Winner POTM July 2013

mikewozere posted:

It's so loving tragic. There's no quality control amongst footballers where occasionally, people will beat the poo poo out of them for looking weird. They live in a completely different world.

What they need is a strong father figure

The Finn
Aug 27, 2004

إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم


post pics, thanks

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

The guy who defended decent dress sense is probated instead of the heteronormative gentlemen?

Hope this Sneijder goal v China is manly enough



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TraderStav
May 19, 2006

It feels like I was standing my entire life and I just sat down

T. Finninho posted:

post pics, thanks





paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

:allears: Ref never saw a thing. He's a magician.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

I like this, but it's not quite as good as the Genoa fans parading the Sampdoria coffin through the streets of Genova after Samp got relegated

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFRHHazJMns

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Byolante posted:

This happened in Maccabi Tel Aviv vs Stoke when the Maccabi winger kicked his boot at a linesman. It was the funniest thing I have ever seen.

No loving way, like he kicked his boot off his foot and it hit the linesman on purpose? Is there a video because that sounds funny to see for real.

FiftyFour
Jan 26, 2006
Tosspot
Lots of these photos are great. The one at Hillsborough in particular.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/dannylast/8947494928/in/set-72157633923053020/lightbox/

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC
Those are some lovely hdr'd frames. Ugh.





http://blogs.reuters.com/photographers-blog/2012/05/30/russias-hooligans/

Cool stuff.

And this is a nice read
http://blogs.reuters.com/photographers-blog/2013/05/27/striking-the-balance-on-the-pitch/

Meat Wagon
Jul 14, 2004

Francostein posted:

No loving way, like he kicked his boot off his foot and it hit the linesman on purpose? Is there a video because that sounds funny to see for real.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaXH3aFKtts

It was amazing. I remember Ziv being an absolute bellend in that match so it was even better when it happened.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Meat Wagon posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaXH3aFKtts

It was amazing. I remember Ziv being an absolute bellend in that match so it was even better when it happened.

:lol: footballers really are a class of their own.

MrXmas
Apr 10, 2006

Let's Get Sweaty
Here's a pretty amusing shot.

http://www.wimp.com/unluckiestshot/

Paperhouse
Dec 31, 2008

I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side
Dea Gea owns and makes cool saves



Paperhouse fucked around with this message at 11:34 on Jun 13, 2013

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


Paperhouse posted:

Dea Gea owns and makes cool saves




He'd make a good hockey keeper

EvilHawk
Sep 15, 2009

LIVARPOOL!

Klopp's 13pts clear thanks to video ref

Paperhouse posted:

Dea Gea owns and makes cool saves




Should've smothered that

belgend
Mar 6, 2008

me when The Club do another win

Taiwanese cartoon news thingy does a thing on Messi:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SUJiS1kg1k

Suqit
Apr 25, 2005

Stars Stripes Freedom Jozy
(Jozy not pictured here)

belgend posted:

Taiwanese cartoon news thingy does a thing on Messi:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SUJiS1kg1k

Owns.

TraderStav
May 19, 2006

It feels like I was standing my entire life and I just sat down

belgend posted:

Taiwanese cartoon news thingy does a thing on Messi:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SUJiS1kg1k

They need to never stop making these.

jooky
Jan 15, 2003

Paperhouse posted:

Dea Gea owns and makes cool saves





Need a gif of that kick save he made in the prem this year

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Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

jooky posted:

Need a gif of that kick save he made in the prem this year

It was the champions league mate.

e: will repost image once I rehost it.

Ninpo fucked around with this message at 09:00 on Jun 14, 2013

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