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an adult beverage posted:I hate Johnny Fratto so god damned much. The only entertainment he ever provided was the "you know what to do" voice mail. Yeah, he is like a straight man to Eric's wobbly man. But he goes on way too long and tries to be the funny one too much. He should just be a launching board for Eric.
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Eric's currently going ballistic at anyone who suggests he called in as Derek. So either he's realized what an embarrassingly bad bit it was and is trying to disavow, or he actually thinks he's the master of disguise.
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kazmeyer posted:Eric's currently going ballistic at anyone who suggests he called in as Derek. So either he's realized what an embarrassingly bad bit it was and is trying to disavow, or he actually thinks he's the master of disguise. Does Howard realise how bad of a bit it was?
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chiz i would gladly contribute towards you getting a tattoo of ronnie mund getting a tattoo
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kylej posted:chiz i would gladly contribute towards you getting a tattoo of ronnie mund getting a tattoo Let's get 5000 tweets to make it happen, so we know people are engaged on the internet and using twitter.
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Can we tack onto that my petition to have Twitter shut down so people stop harassing Derek from Houston?
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Tim Selaty Jr posted:Does Howard realise how bad of a bit it was? I bet you're just a joy to be around. That segment had me dying.
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I was giggling like a little girl over that one. That was an amazing bit.
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an adult beverage posted:I hate Johnny Fratto so god damned much. The only entertainment he ever provided was the "you know what to do" voice mail. I love EtM on his own, but anytime Fratto gets involved the bits become boring and unconvincing. Fratto is the worst thing to happen to Eric from a comedy standpoint.
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HOWARD I GOT A FUCKIN 9 YEAR OLD AND A FUCKIN THREE YEAR OLD AND BLAH BLAH BLAH MY FATHER WAS A MOB BOSS A HUNDRED FUCKIN YEARS AGO. Best Fratto appearances are the ones where he's snoring throughout the call.
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Crotch Bat posted:I was giggling like a little girl over that one. That was an amazing bit. Ditto. Eric is, once again, tweeting Brandy Talore and tons of people were tweeting asking if she hosed Eric, and she's super annoyed with it. Its like a gathering of creepy; in almost all of her twitter pics where her tits are hanging out and she's trying to look sexy, you can see her baby carrier or pictures of her kids prominently in the background. Ugh.
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Holy poo poo, "Derek's" southern accent immediately killed me. This is loving hilarious. EtM the totally the best.
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it was linked earlier in the thread: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1MLM1sJJGg Seriously, loving hysterical.
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kazmeyer posted:Eric's currently going ballistic at anyone who suggests he... When has Eric ever realized anything?! Even the definition of the word realize, "to grasp or understand clearly", is comically outside of his abilities. "HELL-O MISS-ES DEE-GAR-MO? I WAS H-OP-ING TO TA-KE DI-AN-NA TO A WED-DING WH-EN WE ARE IN GE-OR-GI-A."
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GenoCanSing posted:When has Eric ever realized anything?! Even the definition of the word realize, "to grasp or understand clearly", is comically outside of his abilities. For some reason I read that in Racist OJ Voice. Well Hello-DARE. Dis be Miss DEE-Gar-Mo.
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There's a thread over in GBS about the 50 Worst Charities in America: http://www.tampabay.com/americas-worst-charities/ I'm honestly surprised that North Shore Animal League isn't on there. It's probably in the list of 51-100.
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Brocktoon posted:Holy poo poo, "Derek's" southern accent immediately killed me. This is loving hilarious. EtM the totally the best. I have issues with twitter too
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Brocktoon posted:There's a thread over in GBS about the 50 Worst Charities in America: http://www.tampabay.com/americas-worst-charities/ Last time I checked on Charity Navigator, they had managed to get up to a two-star rating. I was almost impressed.
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prefect posted:Last time I checked on Charity Navigator, they had managed to get up to a two-star rating. I was almost impressed. 1-star now. Good thing all that attention is helping them be a better charity.
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OG KUSH BLUNTS posted:https://twitter.com/EricTheActor11 Nice! I just congratulated him for his role on the walking dead. As a malformed zombie fetus in a jar. I hope he tweets me 
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Hes gonna sue Twitter, just like when he tried to sue old Howard. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEEJ_6w1Qsc
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OG KUSH BLUNTS posted:https://twitter.com/EricTheActor11 "I DO NOT HAVE A loving HATEFUL PERSONALITY YOU DIP poo poo." I'm dying here But I'm also exhausted just from reading one page of these. How does he have the energy to do this?? He survives on Pepsi and pure rage.
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djnkro posted:Nice! Nice. I just congratulated him for his role on Game of Thrones as a malformed fetus in a jar.
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jimma posted:"I DO NOT HAVE A loving HATEFUL PERSONALITY YOU DIP poo poo." NO I AM NOT YOU HELL BOUND MOTHER-FUCKER. DISNEYLAND IS OPEN FOR ANYONE OF ANY loving AGE, Thanks for clearing that up Eric! I wasn't sure about age limits at disneyland.
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When he's awake and tweeting again I'm gonna make an account and ask if he thinks that making page after page of all caps yelling tweets is gonna help him get verified. For someone that wants that little blue checkmark so badly, you'd think he'd learn to start ignoring every single new fake profile that was started JUST to annoy him. He's like a malformed little clump of flesh with an oversized fish head that gasps and wheezes angrily every time it is poked with a stick. If you made his body in Spore he wouldn't even be able to waddle around.
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OG KUSH BLUNTS posted:https://twitter.com/EricTheActor11 Did he delete some tweets or something? Because all I see is basically what goes on on his Twitter every single day. (The BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT thing is new, maybe he's having rage fatigue.) And he's incapable of ignoring any accusation, no matter how idiotic, because the instant he does all the trolls will start crowing that since Eric didn't deny being half-fish, it's the truth. I generally check his feed at least once a day just to see what new thing they've come up with for him to stridently deny. I still think the Mama's Family one was my favorite, because it made absolutely NO sense and still enraged him.
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I love how he repeats the insult in the retort, not even realizing that people just looking at his twitter account wouldn't see every single tweeted at him. So instead of seeing nothing, they see "@whoever NO MY FAMILY WILL NOT THROW A PARTY WHEN I DIE. MOTHERFUCKER DIP poo poo."
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OG KUSH BLUNTS posted:https://twitter.com/EricTheActor11 Eric is perpetually having a twitter meltdown. I don't see any difference between his feed now and any other time I've seen it.
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I just turned on notifications for Eric's Twitter. Should be an interesting Father's Day brunch.
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Happy Father's Day Eric, too bad the Bunny Ranch wouldn't let you keep them.
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Hahahaha his Following list big boobs big rear end titties boob lovers big boob fan tits 'n' rear end voluptuous boobs stop online bullying
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Eric reminds me of an old Bill Hicks bit where he talked about if anyone could see his blockbuster rental record, it would be all porno and video games. "Clam lappers and Sonic Hedgehog, what am I, 12 emotionally?" Eric wrote a children's book that featured playboy playmates. A book, for children, that had professional naked softcore porn women, as characters. He has an encyclopedic knowledge of professional wrestling that would make a room full of 5th grade boys blush, and poses for pictures while in bed with whores. He measured his penis and broadcast its size to millions of people, to get the cell phone number of an American Idol contestant. He thinks its plausible that Carrie Underwood would call him out of the blue to have phone sex with him. He really is so neck-and-neck with Chris-Chan, its an amazing thing to observe. If you want to get a real, honest-to-goodness idea of how hosed up Eric is, do what I did and try to explain his saga to someone who has never heard of him. Explain some of the poo poo he has done and believes. They will refuse to believe you and dismiss it as a bit.
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To be fair to Chris-chan, even he had the mental capacity to go "gently caress this" and get off the internet and escape the trolling after just a couple years. He started appearing around like 2006, 2007? Not to mention he's much, much younger. Eric's been around since 2002 when he was 27 and 11 years later he doesn't know that every single person in his life and on the internet gently caress with him because he has such silly manchild overreactions to everything.
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GenoCanSing posted:Eric reminds me of an old Bill Hicks bit where he talked about if anyone could see his blockbuster rental record, it would be all porno and video games. "Clam lappers and Sonic Hedgehog, what am I, 12 emotionally?" Let's not forget that he posted pics of himself with Air Force Amy and whined that the show 'made them public' because they were on a loving website. Or that he sexted pictures of his junk to someone who claimed to be a woman in order to form some kind of honest sexual relationship. In fact, I'm curious if Eric the Midget really has any limits that aren't told to him by his family or handlers. Flying with balloons is embarrassing, but it doesn't come close to the poo poo he has done since he's been on the show. It's hard to tell if he's seriously mentally disabled, sheltered due to embarrassment or self-loathing, or just downright stupid about human nature, or a combination of all of those. Really, his saga is hilariously tragic. I get the feeling that if Howard seriously interviewed Eric's parents, or even put the Midget in front of a psychologist/therapist, that we would get some really wacked-out poo poo. These anger issues don't come out of the blue, especially from a man who has no independence or outside life.
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I think you can pretty comfortably armchair shrink this and just say that what he is now is largely a result of his parents babying him his whole life(which you can't genuinely blame on them, he has serious medical issues that afflict very few worldwide) and the "power" he obtained by being on the show which only magnified his existing issues. The show has made him exponentially worse just like other similar Wack Packers. High Pitch Eric is incredibly similar. When HPE first appeared on the show you could tell he was slow and had some issues but he wasn't a monster but because the show rewards bad behavior as good or better than good behavior he had no incentive to grow and better himself as a person and he's since devolved into this disgusting, lecherous scam artist and Eric is no different. People eventually feel bad for the little butterball and yield to his ridiculous demands and so he hasn't learned how to mature to receive the rewards that are being withheld from him.
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beep by grandpa posted:To be fair to Chris-chan, even he had the mental capacity to go "gently caress this" and get off the internet and escape the trolling after just a couple years. He started appearing around like 2006, 2007? Not to mention he's much, much younger. Eric's been around since 2002 when he was 27 and 11 years later he doesn't know that every single person in his life and on the internet gently caress with him because he has such silly manchild overreactions to everything. Man, less than a year ago Chris was sending photos of himself farting on a cake to someone pretending to be a woman.
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