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HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


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Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.



This is Colt completely given up knowing he cannot possibly take anything away from Dave Meltzer making that face.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

How is Dave Meltzer not only Vince McMahon's illegitimate son but ALSO somehow now older than Vince McMahon? :psyduck:

Pneub
Mar 12, 2007

I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN

Jerusalem posted:

How is Dave Meltzer not only Vince McMahon's illegitimate son but ALSO somehow now older than Vince McMahon? :psyduck:

I tell you what, I don't know how he finds the time to stay in fighting shape at his age:

ChaosSmurf
Dec 26, 2011

Holy loving poo poo WWE photographers know their stuff.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Looks like Ebony and Ivory aren't living together in perfect harmony. :smith:

sigmachiev
Dec 31, 2007

Fighting blood excels
nvm, can't seem to figure it out w/o breaking tables.

sigmachiev fucked around with this message at 05:26 on Jun 14, 2013

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Pictured: Grizzly Adams in a hot tub with Brie Bella.

Gonz fucked around with this message at 05:34 on Jun 14, 2013

weekly font
Dec 1, 2004


Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...



Good for you, you goofy bearded wrestling machine. :thumbsup:

ChaosSmurf
Dec 26, 2011

Gonz posted:

Pictured: Grizzly Adams in a hot tub with Brie Bella.



Camera pans slowly to the left, Cena's there giving him a cheesy double thumbs up.

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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ChaosSmurf posted:

Camera pans slowly to the left, Kane's there giving him a cheesy double thumbs up.

Also, does that not look like Brie Bella to anyone else? Is it just that she's not covered in make-up?

kdrudy
Sep 19, 2009

oldpainless posted:

Also, does that not look like Brie Bella to anyone else? Is it just that she's not covered in make-up?

WWE TV makeup is ridiculously overdone. Almost none of the women look the same away from it.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Kaitlyn especially looks like a completely different person.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
Back when she was being pushed, somebody did a side by side of a promo pic of Melina all dolled up, and nekkid with the Tag team titles covering her wobbly bits, and then showed a screen cap of her sitting in the front row while listening to the trainers on Tough Enough. The difference was ridiculous.

Barinthus
Oct 21, 2008
Random thought: I can't be the only one weirded out by Cesaro's nipples? Right, guys...? :gay:

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.

Barinthus posted:

Random thought: I can't be the only one weirded out by Cesaro's nipples? Right, guys...? :gay:



In a random "bury everyone on the roster" promo, John Cena poetically likened them to pepperoni.

Barinthus
Oct 21, 2008
Well I missed that particular promo but I'm glad to hear that Cena and I both appreciate the strangeness of those bad boys.

Hirams Bitch
Oct 24, 2008

I thought Tommy Dreamer mentioned the pepper nips in a tweet first. Or someone else that is nearly as zany.

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.


:kimchi:

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009


Kane looks straight out of a shampoo commercial.

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

kidcoelacanth posted:

Kane looks straight out of a shampoo commercial.

Maybe he's born with it, maybe it's MAY 19TH GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


kidcoelacanth posted:

Kane looks straight out of a shampoo commercial.

Vickie Guerrero urges Kane to get out of her office.

"URGE?!"

Then Daniel Bryan and Randy Orton walk in to shampoo his hair.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Chinston Wurchill posted:

In a random "bury everyone on the roster" promo, John Cena poetically likened them to pepperoni.

Can someone explain to me how John Cena likening Cesaro's nipples to pepperoni is a burial because I don't see it?

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.

oatgan posted:

Can someone explain to me how John Cena likening Cesaro's nipples to pepperoni is a burial because I don't see it?

It was sandwiched in with insults directed at a bunch of other guys he wasn't feuding with at the time and had no reason to be talking about.

LividLiquid
Apr 13, 2002

I Before E posted:

Maybe he's born with it, maybe it's MAY 19TH GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened on May 19th of last year, and Kane is the reason I will never forget the date.

Joey McChrist
Aug 8, 2005

Chinston Wurchill posted:

It was sandwiched in with insults directed at a bunch of other guys he wasn't feuding with at the time and had no reason to be talking about.

That's not a burial. That's a typical John Cena promo.

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

Joey McChrist posted:

That's not a burial. That's a typical John Cena promo.

The two are certainly not mutually exclusive.

EDIT: Content

NienNunb fucked around with this message at 06:34 on Jun 15, 2013

Perigryn
Oct 22, 2010

TaJaaaaadoruuuuu

NienNunb posted:

The two are certainly not mutually exclusive.

EDIT: Content


BILLY MAYS!?!

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Billy Mays loved two things.

Cleaning solutions.

And cocaine.

ChaosSmurf
Dec 26, 2011

oatgan posted:

Can someone explain to me how John Cena likening Cesaro's nipples to pepperoni is a burial because I don't see it?

Everyone's really mad because pee pee poo poo John Cena is bad for the company. The promo was actually kinda funny, nobody except smarks took it at all seriously.

cucka
Nov 4, 2009

TOUCHDOWN DETROIT LIONS
Sorry about all
the bad posting.

ChaosSmurf posted:

Everyone's really mad because pee pee poo poo John Cena is bad for the company. The promo was actually kinda funny, nobody except smarks took it at all seriously.

They also didn't take the people he talked about seriously.

Hence The Problem.

Kifisonfire
Jan 15, 2008

Hey, you wanna see something, really scary?



Bo Dallas and his sister, also Bray Flinstone

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

:stare:

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 11 days!

Kifisonfire posted:

Hey, you wanna see something, really scary?



Bo Dallas and his sister, also Bray Flinstone

Did...did someone photoshop Bo's face onto his sister's face? Please tell me that is what happened here. :ohdear:

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

weekly font posted:

Good for you, you goofy bearded wrestling machine. :thumbsup:
It's funny since wasn't one of Daniel Bryan's first storylines after his US Title reign involved him and the Bellas pretending to love him.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Bray has now, for me, taken on the same level as Jake Roberts, where even if he's totally out of kayfabe and looking totally normal, I totally expect him to look straight down the camera and cut a terrifying promo.

Edwardian
May 4, 2010

"Can we have a bit of decorum on this forum?"

Kifisonfire posted:

Hey, you wanna see something, really scary?



Bo Dallas and his sister, also Bray Flinstone

Bray Wyatt is going to eat a baby! :ohdear:

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Edwardian posted:

Bray Wyatt is going to eat a baby! :ohdear:

Why would he do that when he can just brainwash it into becoming his minion?

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Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Edwardian posted:

Bray Wyatt is going to eat a baby! :ohdear:

He's just telling it that Monsters are real.

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