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Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he



I assume this is the face he made when his agent pitched him the film.

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Kramjacks
Jul 5, 2007

Tripwyre posted:

To be fair to them, the printing process on these is fairly involved and it would be tough to accomodate print numbers on a large scale. They could still stand to print more than they do, but I understand why they do it.

In the print industry once the machines are set up to run something its generally simple to keep them going for however many copies you want. Like, its not much harder to run 600 instead of 50 once everything is set up.

BiggestOrangeTree
May 19, 2008

Party Boat posted:

I assume this is the face he made when his agent pitched him the film.

My god, is his head normally shaped like someone mirrored an angled shot of his face? And his eyes are at weird angles too and, oh dear just what's wrong with his face. :gonk:

echoplex
Mar 5, 2008

Stainless Style
That poster appears to be trying to ride the Prometheus train quite a bit.

DNS
Mar 11, 2009

by Smythe

Nckdictator posted:

Might as well post the original.



Haha Jesus that tagline. Pretty sweet poster otherwise though.

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

Nikaer Drekin posted:

Gene Wilder why are you holding that giant pickle

Calling it now, within 5 years Michael Cera is going to star in yet another adaptation of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

As Grandpa Joe :v:

caligulamprey
Jan 23, 2007

It never stops.

I'm late for the 2 subtitle game, but I always went with 2: Citizens on Patrol.

I stopped for a little while when I realized that Citizen's on Patrol was part four, but then I went back to it because gently caress it. Nobody expects Citizens on Patrol.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

caligulamprey posted:

I'm late for the 2 subtitle game, but I always went with 2: Citizens on Patrol.

I stopped for a little while when I realized that Citizen's on Patrol was part four, but then I went back to it because gently caress it. Nobody expects Citizens on Patrol.

You can go with 2: Their First Assignment readily enough. Inglourious Basterds, Transformers and perennial favourite Working Girl all work nicely.

Nikaer Drekin
Oct 11, 2012

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
Moving a step forward into second-sequel subtitle territory:

I challenge anyone to beat TRANSFORMERS: DARK OF THE MOON

cvnvcnv
Mar 17, 2013

__________________

Nikaer Drekin posted:

Moving a step forward into second-sequel subtitle territory:

I challenge anyone to beat TRANSFORMERS: DARK OF THE MOON

TF4: SPARK OF WAR

I mean, they made neither of the sequels with a single plot non-hole, so a new All Spark, new Decepticon army, some Beast Wars and a Unicron or two, and Mark Wahlberg. My fake title is what is going to happen.

E: TF4: SPARK OF ANNIHILATION is more likely.

cvnvcnv fucked around with this message at 02:13 on Jun 15, 2013

CaptainHollywood
Feb 29, 2008


I am an awesome guy and I love to make out during shitty Hollywood horror movies. I am a trendwhore!
I will always be pissed that Live Free or Die Hard wasn't called Die Hard Forever (as in 4ever)

At least we're getting this http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2884178/?ref_=sr_1 :v:

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

CaptainHollywood posted:

I will always be pissed that Live Free or Die Hard wasn't called Die Hard Forever (as in 4ever)

At least we're getting this http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2884178/?ref_=sr_1 :v:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pok%C3%A9mon_4Ever

vseslav.botkin
Feb 18, 2007
Professor

Nikaer Drekin posted:

I challenge anyone to beat TRANSFORMERS: DARK OF THE MOON

Pig in the City.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Transformers 4: Beyond Cyberspace

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

Gonz posted:

Transformers 4: Beyond Cyberspace

Transformers 5: Assignment Miami Beach

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

I Before E posted:

Transformers 5: Assignment Miami Beach

Don't be silly, it's going to be The Planet of the Earth, written by "no one, really."

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
____________: The Undiscovered Country
____________: The Voyage Home
____________: The Final Frontier
____________ Into Darkness

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Gonz posted:

Transformers 4: Beyond Cyberspace

*Trans4mers

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Nikaer Drekin posted:

Moving a step forward into second-sequel subtitle territory:

I challenge anyone to beat TRANSFORMERS: DARK OF THE MOON

________: Rise of the Machines
________: Dream Warriors

(And they both work wonderfully with Working Girl! :v:)

Stare-Out
Mar 11, 2010

FACE

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

I have some notes.

Constable Odo?

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

The movie is about a servant destroying the world?

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

New Elysium poster

Stare-Out
Mar 11, 2010

Vegetable posted:

The movie is about a servant destroying the world?
While that poster is atrocious, the movie itself looks pretty fun, to be fair.

niethan
Nov 22, 2005

Don't be scared, homie!

Vagabundo posted:

New Elysium poster



Is that Deep Space Nine in the background?

Calico Heart
Mar 22, 2012

"wich the worst part was what troll face did to sonic's corpse after words wich was rape it. at that point i looked away"



Sockser posted:

I will stick with 2 ___ 2 ___.

Personally I always liked _____ 2 The Streets

Sheldrake
Jul 19, 2006

~pettin in the park~

Dick Trauma posted:

drat straight.

I can remember Siskel and Ebert bitching that there was too much dust in the film. Ohhh all that dust floating around, terrible! Let's see if we can destroy Cimino's career because it's a long movie and there's too much goddamn dust.

That's about when I stopped giving a poo poo what critics say about anything, anywhere.

EDIT:

Ebert: "It is the most scandalous cinematic waste I have ever seen..."

I think the film's reputation as an appalling financial waste and an albatross that sunk a movie studio also had a lot to do with why it flopped. One of the last gasps of unfettered directorial hubris.

a kitten
Aug 5, 2006

___2:Electric Boogaloo will always be the best, and I heard it being used as a joke for a sequel's title even before the internet came along and made spreading silly jokes like that alarmingly fast.

So let's look at the source, I'm sure the posters for those movies have withstood the test of time:


uh, well

Avril Lavigne
May 29, 2006

I think this may be the only movie to do that rhyming-sequel-title thing in reverse-

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW

Stare-Out posted:

While that poster is atrocious, the movie itself looks pretty fun, to be fair.

The trailer is so good I'm going to just pretend those posters are on purpose.

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




Paper Jam Dipper posted:

The trailer is so good I'm going to just pretend those posters are on purpose.

Well, it's basically a spiritual third part to Shaun of the Dead/Hot Fuzz.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Avril Lavigne posted:

I think this may be the only movie to do that rhyming-sequel-title thing in reverse-



Good poster. I saw that movie as a kid.

Y'all are forgetting another one too:

___________ 2: The Legend of Curly's Gold

Robert Denby
Sep 9, 2007
Denial isn't just a river in Egypt, huh? Nah, get fucked mate.
Nice to see the robots from "Heartbeeps" are still getting work.

axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

Congratulations The One Concern!!!

You're addicted to Ivory!!

and...oh my...could you please...
oh my...

Grimey Drawer
I apoligize if this has been posted but here's some alternates that were never used.

Some highlights:


This one's for Unforgiven:


And um...this one's for Clockwork Orange

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

effectual posted:

Good poster. I saw that movie as a kid.

Y'all are forgetting another one too:

___________ 2: The Legend of Curly's Gold

No, we're not.

Rahonavis posted:

"_____ 2: The Legend of Curly's Gold"

Terminal Entropy
Dec 26, 2012

axleblaze posted:

And um...this one's for Clockwork Orange


That looks like someone got confused and watched Videodrome by mistake.

ShufflerZero
Mar 21, 2009



A 16th post for the 16th day:

What the Title says vs. what the Image says

Title says: A down and out private detective gets mixed up in the world of illegal pornography
Image says: Gambling is FUN!


Title says: A once-promising student's hellish decent into depression and amphetamine addiction
Image says: Burning down buildings, blaxploitation style


Title says: Wacky 80's comedy about kids accidentally hacking into the local toy factory's computer system
Image says: Doing hard time in a military prison. With really mean dogs.


Title says: An elderly woman recounts stories of her time in a 1920's insane asylum
Image says: Deliverance 2 - Deliver Harder


Title says: Sports comedy about a young girl who suddenly inherits her grandfather's NFL team
Image says: We wanted to make "Devil in a Blue Dress" but we only had $13


Title says: Eighties Canadian slasher movie #546
Image says: Dennis Hopper doin' his thang


Title says: Cops vs the Mob as a small mafia family tries to expand it's territory
Image says: A country girl heads to the city looking for fun and love! and a monkey!


Title says: A small time crime lord and his sons rule a back-water town with an iron fist.
Image says: Momma's Boys


Title says: Eighties Canadian teen sex comedy movie #172
Image says: Let's all go out to the swamp and get tattooz!


Title says: Trashy expose on the work of Josef Mengele
Image says: Almost An Angel 2: this time God is a hobo


Title says: I Eat Your Skin
Image says: People still like E.T. right?

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Bill DeVane loves mutilating people, when he's not busy buying gold and living a life of luxury.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCJCcnhbmr0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zqZiNcVG7Q

Slasherfan
Dec 2, 2003
IS IT WRONG THAT I ONCE WROTE A HORROR STORY ABOUT THE BUDDIES? YOU KNOW, THE TALKING PUPPIES?
________2 : One Wedding And Lots Of Funerals.

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The Modern Leper
Dec 25, 2008

You must be a masochist
In thumbnail, the Ballbuster poster looks like that woman is biting someone's nipple.

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