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Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

QwertySanchez posted:

Do you think a phrase whore is anything like a grammar nazi?

Sort of, except they'll also fix up your dangling participle for the right price.

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Kwanzaa Quickie
Nov 4, 2009

Balobam posted:

You might enjoy this then 'cause it always gets a laugh out of me. Engrish subtitles on a bootlegged Harry Potter.



I want my username to be Jid Loloha.


SuccinctAndPunchy
Mar 29, 2013

People are supposed to get hurt by things. It's fucked up to not. It's not good for you.

This is the most brilliant thing posted in the thread for some time.

Thanks for that man, I haven't laughed so hard for so long at this thread before.

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

SuccinctAndPunchy posted:

This is the most brilliant thing posted in the thread for some time.

Thanks for that man, I haven't laughed so hard for so long at this thread before.



PlantRobot
Feb 13, 2010

Balobam posted:

You might enjoy this then 'cause it always gets a laugh out of me. Engrish subtitles on a bootlegged Harry Potter.



Is it possible to get a full body sprain from laughing? Ow. Ow.

kinmik
Jul 17, 2011

Dog, what are you doing? Get away from there.
You don't even have thumbs.


Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

SuccinctAndPunchy
Mar 29, 2013

People are supposed to get hurt by things. It's fucked up to not. It's not good for you.

I seem to have started a trend.

Let's keep this ball rolling.

Suspicious Cook
Oct 9, 2012

Onward to burgers!


Balobam
Apr 28, 2012


One is abject terror the other is unrestrained hate, tennis really gets to people.

SuccinctAndPunchy
Mar 29, 2013

People are supposed to get hurt by things. It's fucked up to not. It's not good for you.

Good grief I have been sitting here just chortling like a moron at these two for minutes now.

Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007

Balobam posted:

You might enjoy this then 'cause it always gets a laugh out of me. Engrish subtitles on a bootlegged Harry Potter.



If we're talking Engrish subtitles, you can't forget about...




flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Hummingbirds
Feb 17, 2011

Balobam posted:

You might enjoy this then 'cause it always gets a laugh out of me. Engrish subtitles on a bootlegged Harry Potter.



Thank you for this.




VVV For some reason that was the point of no return for me as well

"Professor Jambliduo"

Hummingbirds has a new favorite as of 03:58 on Jun 15, 2013

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Balobam posted:

You might enjoy this then 'cause it always gets a laugh out of me. Engrish subtitles on a bootlegged Harry Potter.



Why on earth is "Professor Mike" so funny? I completely lost it.

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

"Ron got a yelling e-mail" did me in

Brother Jonathan
Jun 23, 2008

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010

Balobam posted:

You might enjoy this then 'cause it always gets a laugh out of me. Engrish subtitles on a bootlegged Harry Potter.


The Chinese word guā (瓜. Literally: melon) means an idiot or fool. The movie looks like it's been translated into Mandarin and back again. :eng101:

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

MichiganCubbie
Dec 11, 2008

I love that I have an erection...

...that doesn't involve homeless people.


If only that was a Nissan Stanza.

Haruharuharuko
Mar 24, 2008

Yeah I lied; so what is the truth?


Hurry up and finish ironing my wings 21 we have to pick up Jollyrancher82 and I want to look absolutely menacing.

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


Sir Unimaginative posted:

That's Australia for you.

:golfclap:


Witchcraft!

To the stake with you!


COntent:

Ransack
Aug 9, 2006

SurreptitiousMuffin posted:

The Chinese word guā (瓜. Literally: melon) means an idiot or fool. The movie looks like it's been translated into Mandarin and back again. :eng101:


Thanks for this, I wondered what the obsession with melons was about.

snortpocket
Apr 27, 2004

Oh... my podcast... it's so good... ungh.... it's the best.... podcast ever.... oh god.... UNNNGGGGGHHHH
PYF Engrish subtitles

http://www.lustosa.net/ttt/00-20.htm

I lost it at "Did they have two hoberts with them" :v:

joxxuh
May 20, 2011

snortpocket posted:

PYF Engrish subtitles

http://www.lustosa.net/ttt/00-20.htm

I lost it at "Did they have two hoberts with them" :v:

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011





Edit: hahaha

Luegene Cards
Oct 25, 2004

Am I the only one who sees Kevin McDonald and therefore hears his trademark scream?

Stare-Out
Mar 11, 2010

kinmik
Jul 17, 2011

Dog, what are you doing? Get away from there.
You don't even have thumbs.

snortpocket posted:

PYF Engrish subtitles

http://www.lustosa.net/ttt/00-20.htm

I lost it at "Did they have two hoberts with them" :v:
Smeedle and Gomes were my two favorite characters I never knew existed.

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer
I've neither read the books nor seen the movies, but thanks to that gif I feel like I know everything I need to know about Hairy Potter.

Balobam
Apr 28, 2012

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

I've neither read the books nor seen the movies, but thanks to that gif I feel like I know everything I need to know about Hairy Potter.

If you say it with authority, any quote from that gif will sound perfectly normal to any Hally Porter fan, particularly anything about fan favourite Professor Mike.

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




I wish there was a site that compiled Engrish SRTs for all of these movies.

shuey
Feb 26, 2006
sports, not heavy crime

SuccinctAndPunchy posted:

Good grief I have been sitting here just chortling like a moron at these two for minutes now.


The icing on the cake: I actually misread this as "chortling like a melon".

Come And See
Sep 15, 2008

We're all awash in a sea of blood, and the least we can do is wave to each other.



I'll swallow your soul! I'll swallow your soul!

snortpocket posted:

PYF Engrish subtitles

http://www.lustosa.net/ttt/00-20.htm

I lost it at "Did they have two hoberts with them" :v:



trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth
To Gimli! :guinness:

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

erm... actually thieves should be summarily executed

Holy poo poo, is this where that meme came from?

Also I can't stop cracking up at a dejected Ron Weasely saying "I stay at the man-made products misusing institute" :saddowns:

Rollersnake
May 9, 2005

Please, please don't let me end up in a threesome with the lunch lady and a gay pirate. That would hit a little too close to home.
Unlockable Ben
What on Earth is "man-made products misusing institute" supposed to be? It sounds like a Monty Python sketch.

aDecentCupOfTea
Jan 13, 2013

Rollersnake posted:

What on Earth is "man-made products misusing institute" supposed to be? It sounds like a Monty Python sketch.

I think that maybe it's when Ron tells Harry that his dad works at the Ministry of Magic, in the Misuse of Muggle Artifacts department?
I love watching them and trying to work out how they ended up with some of that gibberish.

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kinmik
Jul 17, 2011

Dog, what are you doing? Get away from there.
You don't even have thumbs.

Whoa. Free pizza.

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