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Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Could be worse.

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RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Dracula Factory posted:

What's the point of having fun if you can't record it and show everyone how great your shallow little life is?

Did people say this bullshit when the camera was invented?
Just relax.

Novum
May 26, 2012

That's how we roll

The Ape of Naples posted:

Did people say this bullshit when the camera was invented?
Just relax.

To be fair the people who still bring cameras to those events are actually taking good pictures and are likely even professionals who get paid to do it. Also they have their own little section to take pictures from vs having some moron waving his iphone in my face trying to get a cinematic angle on the band from row 16.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Argh Quote ain't edit!

Brother Jonathan
Jun 23, 2008

Stoatbringer posted:

Could be worse.


Could be worser:

(click for full size)

cowboythreespeech
Dec 28, 2008



I usually take like one or two pictures with my phone when I'm at a show, just for memory's sake, and to post to facebook so people can be all jealous and poo poo. I always feel pretty anxious doing it, though: holding a really expensive piece of technology up in the air in a big crowd of writhing strangers. I can't imagine doing that with a tablet.

I Might Be Adam
Jun 12, 2007

Skip the Waves, Syncopate
Forwards Backwards

Sadly, this is what a lot of recent concerts I've been to look like.


I've seen people shooting video with their phones and watching the concert through their phones instead. The stage is right loving in front of you! Watch that!

CONTENT:

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Spike Lee filming Obama with an iPad.

Ishamael
Feb 18, 2004

You don't have to love me, but you will respect me.

I have seen people posting this one lately, and I don't know why.

Not when there is a far superior headline image to grab.

Deformed Church
May 12, 2012

5'5", IQ 81


See, if they just sent that out as the justification for the badger cull, I'm sure it'd be much more popular.

Novum
May 26, 2012

That's how we roll
Gordon Ramsay Sex Dwarf is a great album name.

stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe
Might run into some legal problems with Soft Cell, though.

RentCavalier
Jul 10, 2008

by T. Finninho
Really, it'd have been better if he'd been eaten by beavers.

Brother Jonathan
Jun 23, 2008
Or kicked in the head by a donkey.

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

Ishamael posted:

I have seen people posting this one lately, and I don't know why.

Not when there is a far superior headline image to grab.



No word yet on his Dumb Chauffeur?

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Rev. Bleech_ posted:

No word yet on his Dumb Chauffeur?
Knocked cold, I'm afraid.

Peas and Rice
Jul 14, 2004

Honor and profit.

Brother Jonathan posted:

Could be worser:

(click for full size)

Ha, I posted that originally. Came through my Twitter feed from some social media guru at SXSW, confirming my prejudice that the event is nothing but a massive pile of douchery.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Cialis Railman
Apr 20, 2007

Palpek posted:

Spike Lee filming Obama with an iPad.



I love this photo. :allears: It looks like he's about to bop him in the head with it!

d[-.-]b
Aug 1, 2004

my fav champ that hero who cats a spell that make all bad guy fall down and say my dick BIG

cowboythreespeech posted:



I usually take like one or two pictures with my phone when I'm at a show, just for memory's sake, and to post to facebook so people can be all jealous and poo poo. I always feel pretty anxious doing it, though: holding a really expensive piece of technology up in the air in a big crowd of writhing strangers. I can't imagine doing that with a tablet.

This may blow your mind, but tablets are less expensive than phones.

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord
E: Well poo poo, wrong thread.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


I Might Be Adam posted:

Sadly, this is what a lot of recent concerts I've been to look like.


I've seen people shooting video with their phones and watching the concert through their phones instead. The stage is right loving in front of you! Watch that!


I know some bands are putting up signs/asking people to please not do that.

Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...
Forget the whole "look at the stage instead of your phone" thing, it's super loving rude to hold something up in the air when there are people behind you.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Concert venues just need to put up a sign telling people the harsh truth:

No one on your Facebook/Twitter is going to watch a video you recorded over 10 seconds long, and neither will you.

Stormageddon
Jan 16, 2008
I am actually just a sentient program made to shitpost, and am still getting my human speed calibration down.

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Concert venues just need to put up a sign telling people the harsh truth:

No one on your Facebook/Twitter is going to watch a video you recorded over 10 seconds long, and neither will you.

And it's going to come out like poo poo, don't loving bother.


On the other hand, it's that phenomenon that allowed us a billion angles of the One Direction guy getting nailed in the dick with a shoe.

Dr. Fraiser Chain
May 18, 2004

Redlining my shit posting machine




F U C K Bi Tc He S Ge Tm O Ne Y

minato
Jun 7, 2004

cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.
Taco Defender

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

No one on your Facebook/Twitter is going to watch a video you recorded over 10 seconds long, and neither will you.

Although this is true, they're not doing it so much to put on Facebook, they're just desperate to somehow capture an ephemeral experience. They're thinking "this is happening to me now, and will never happen again, so I must hold onto it somehow". If/when Go-Pros and Google Glass become mainstream, this problem goes away because everyone will be recording with something strapped to their head.

user on probation
Nov 1, 2012

removed

minato posted:

Although this is true, they're not doing it so much to put on Facebook, they're just desperate to somehow capture an ephemeral experience. They're thinking "this is happening to me now, and will never happen again, so I must hold onto it somehow". If/when Go-Pros and Google Glass become mainstream, this problem goes away because everyone will be recording with something strapped to their head.

This is the best explanation of the phenomenon. People unable to appreciate experience for its own sake, ruining the experience itself in the attempt to bottle it for later enjoyment. If it's not on the internet it's not real! I'm going to live forever!

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Dylan Moran seems to share that sentiment:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_yEoTwfyRo&t=190s

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth
Dressing up classical sculptures as hipsters.





Source

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



Bast Relief
Feb 21, 2006

by exmarx
Took this yesterday at the pier.

Vans...on a van?

Ema Nymton
Apr 26, 2008

the place where I come from
is a small town
Buglord
Please tell me there are vans on the vans on the van

Vasudus
May 30, 2003

That's from The Stanley Hotel in Colorado, same place they filmed The Shining. I was there last year, they had the statue covered with a tarp because it was moose season with a sign warning people to stay away from it.

It never stops being funny.

graybook
Oct 10, 2011

pinya~

Ema Nymton posted:

Please tell me there are vans on the vans on the van

And that whoever drives it wears Vans

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Vasudus posted:

That's from The Stanley Hotel in Colorado, same place they filmed The Shining. I was there last year, they had the statue covered with a tarp because it was moose season with a sign warning people to stay away from it.

It never stops being funny.

They filmed The Shining at the Timberline Lodge*.



"Best goddamned bartender from Timbuktu to Portland, Maine. Or Portland, Oregon, for that matter."





* I am aware I'm being obtuse. And was also unaware that a man named Stanley chose to shoot interiors at a hotel named Stanley. Wheels within wheels, man. :tinfoil:

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Brother Jonathan posted:

Could be worser:

(click for full size)

Ugh, I went out to dinner a couple of weeks ago and the entire family beside our table was just like that. Looked like mom, dad, aunt, uncle, five kids between them, and grandpa; everyone except grandpa spent the entire time staring into their laps and screwing with their iPhone/android/iPad/PSP between poorly aimed bites of food. Grandpa looked dejected for a while then started reading a newspaper with a grouchy expression on his face. :smith:

Stairs
Oct 13, 2004
I know a lady down the street whose family did that to her all the time. One day they all sat down to dinner and she served them each a 5x7 glossy of the dinner she made only for herself. Then she sat down and ate it in front of them. They didn't do that anymore after that (but she will never stop telling neighbors the story.)

Hydrolith
Oct 30, 2009
Jesus christ, who gives a poo poo?

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cowboythreespeech
Dec 28, 2008

"d[-.- posted:

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This may blow your mind, but tablets are less expensive than phones.

Yeah, I know, but they're also a lot harder to hold on to and you can't just slip it in your pocket. i.e. Much easier to fumble and break.

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