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Crotch Bat posted:I think you can pretty comfortably armchair shrink this and just say that what he is now is largely a result of his parents babying him his whole life(which you can't genuinely blame on them, he has serious medical issues that afflict very few worldwide) and the "power" he obtained by being on the show which only magnified his existing issues. As a recent Sirius subscriber with no prior Howard experience, I know even less about HPE than I do about EtM, and I always got the idea that HPE was a genuinely nice guy with a great sense of humor about his condition and status on the show (see: the audio clip that's played frequently where someone from the Stern staff calls HPE, he answers, they say "No, miss, I'm looking for Eric." and he dons a false deep accent to "pretend" to be himself), what kind of poo poo has he done to earn ire? It's got to be frustrating for EtM, yeah, everyone who knows him from the show just wants to gently caress with him and it's entirely his fault with his incredible and amusing reactions but he got dealt an awful awful hand in life and would have amounted to approximately one tenth of nothing had he not amused Howard to such a degree, and he probably feels fame, or at least a much better station in life than he could have ever gotten on his own, is just outside his grasp if people would just take him seriously. He now feels entitled to some sort of superstar acting career which in all fairness Howard could easily grant him but why the gently caress would you?
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Advice posted:As a recent Sirius subscriber with no prior Howard experience, I know even less about HPE than I do about EtM, and I always got the idea that HPE was a genuinely nice guy with a great sense of humor about his condition and status on the show (see: the audio clip that's played frequently where someone from the Stern staff calls HPE, he answers, they say "No, miss, I'm looking for Eric." and he dons a false deep accent to "pretend" to be himself), what kind of poo poo has he done to earn ire? Youtube is failing me this morning, but HPE has done things like get limousines by referring to himself as "Eric from the Howard Stern show" and then never paying. Same for having caterers bring him food, and I think he might have also gotten Yankees tickets using this approach. VVVV Thanks; I had forgotten about the credit card scams and the threats. 
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Jun 17, 2013 11:20
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If I remember correctly, HPE has scammed a metric poo poo ton of people, including stealing credit cards and maxing them out, then pretends to be retarded when caught. And he's definitely threatened to kill at least one woman. Oh and he acted super nice to a neighborvof Gary's who ad a fan, got his phone number, and started harassing the guy every day to pay his cable bill.
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Jun 17, 2013 11:55
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Not to mention that he's just completely disgusting. Hasn't there been several times he's been in the studio where his gums were just freely bleeding with no provocation?
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Jun 17, 2013 12:57
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Where are the ETM clip packs because I could only get what's on Scriptcover.com and it starts at 2006. I believe it started at like 2004 and I'd like to relive the little fucker's past.
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Jun 17, 2013 14:29
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Advice posted:As a recent Sirius subscriber with no prior Howard experience, I know even less about HPE than I do about EtM How about some Elephant Boy? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLtEPy3BBp8 This story made me almost die and vomit at the same time.
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Jun 17, 2013 17:20
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High Pitch is a terrible person. He is foul. He makes me gag when he talks. I think he has stopped being really terrible after his mom died, I haven't heard much from him lately, but maybe that is just because Langford isn't on the case.
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Jun 17, 2013 18:32
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Oh god, the stories of how much he always ate and drank and how bad he smelled.  How long did that girl who got handcuffed to him last? 20 minutes?
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Jun 17, 2013 18:47
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Manifest posted:Man, less than a year ago Chris was sending photos of himself farting on a cake to someone pretending to be a woman. That was actually about two years ago. He's been remarkably low-profile since the hit and run case compared to his previous Youtube screaming fits.
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Jun 17, 2013 19:04
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Speaking of hit & run cases, what ever happened to Elegant Elliot Offen?
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Jun 17, 2013 19:04
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Ether Frenzy posted:Speaking of hit & run cases, what ever happened to Elegant Elliot Offen? Wasn't he banned for threatening people from the staff in their home or something? Or maybe violence in the studio?
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Jun 17, 2013 19:14
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Brocktoon posted:Wasn't he banned for threatening people from the staff in their home or something? Or maybe violence in the studio? Pretty sure they banned him from the building after he punched a wall. Might have also punched a picture on the wall.
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Jun 17, 2013 19:16
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I wonder if HPE has some sort of GI issues? He does that odd hiccup/dry heave thing almost everytime he's on air. It sounds like he's always on the verge of vomiting.
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an adult beverage posted:I wonder if HPE has some sort of GI issues? He does that odd hiccup/dry heave thing almost everytime he's on air. It sounds like he's always on the verge of vomiting. Are you implying that eating nothing but KFC and Taco Bell is somehow detrimental to your health?
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Jun 17, 2013 19:26
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EEO got banned from the building but not from anyone related to the show and he did the show a handful of times after. I wonder if they either got tired of doing a street interview or if something else came up and they decided it best just to remove themselves from Offen's life.
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Jun 17, 2013 19:39
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Crotch Bat posted:EEO got banned from the building but not from anyone related to the show and he did the show a handful of times after. I wonder if they either got tired of doing a street interview or if something else came up and they decided it best just to remove themselves from Offen's life. To be fair, The Elegant One is just not the same when it's a man-on-the-street interview. Get him into the studio for quality radio.
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Jun 17, 2013 19:40
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Ah, had not heard he was banned from the building. Last I heard of him he was up on manslaughter charges, thought they'd dumped him as a result of his legal troubles but had never heard an update on what happened to him. He was hilarious but at the same time ridiculous and aggravating.
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Jun 17, 2013 20:16
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He was BEYOND aggravating. He might well be the most mentally ill person that was ever a regular on the show... and that's saying something.
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Jun 17, 2013 20:55
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If you can sit through these clips without wanting to throw yourself off an overpass, I commend you: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3elM-yPldQ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zd9SvRcdklU
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Jun 17, 2013 20:57
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I wish BigFoot would carry around Eric the Midget on his back like Hodor from Game of Thrones.
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OG KUSH BLUNTS posted:I wish BigFoot would carry around Eric the Midget on his back like Hodor from Game of Thrones. You should call in and suggest that as a challenge they could do for money. It would be amazing ... except I know that Eric would never do it for any amount of money. "I'm pretty darn tired of carryin' this midget around, it is!" "SHUT - THE gently caress - UP - ASSWIPE."
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Elliot is the best because he's so scary. HPE is a gross leech, EtM is a club footed retard, Jeff is a dopey drunk; most people in the Wack Pack are weird but relatively harmless. Elliot on the other hand is someone who scares the poo poo out of me just watching him in the studio.
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kylej posted:Elliot is the best because he's so scary. HPE is a gross leech, EtM is a club footed retard, Jeff is a dopey drunk; most people in the Wack Pack are weird but relatively harmless. Elliot on the other hand is someone who scares the poo poo out of me just watching him in the studio. RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT
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OG KUSH BLUNTS posted:I wish BigFoot would carry around Eric the Midget on his back like Hodor from Game of Thrones. Screw that: Eric the Midget as Jeff the Drunk's dead arm. He can pick stuff up with his mouth!
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Jun 18, 2013 04:01
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I honestly think if someone tweeted to Eric something like "Hey this website is having a huge discussion about you" and if we paid for it, I think we could get him to this thread.
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Mr Lance Murdock posted:I honestly think if someone tweeted to Eric something like "Hey this website is having a huge discussion about you" and if we paid for it, I think we could get him to this thread. Remind him that this is the website had an article about him (http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/top-ten-midgets.php?page=2) and was mentioned to him. I will pay for the account if someone can get his attention to come here. Oh man if ETM had Ask/Tell thread 
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Jun 18, 2013 06:34
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Did anyone hear them making fun of Ronnie's sex tips today? That, combined with the call he made to some medical show talking about his half a cup of sperm had me cracking up today.
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Mr Lance Murdock posted:I honestly think if someone tweeted to Eric something like "Hey this website is having a huge discussion about you" and if we paid for it, I think we could get him to this thread. Where he would be banned immediately assuming the mods weren't in on it and just let him run wild.
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Advice posted:Where he would be banned immediately assuming the mods weren't in on it and just let him run wild. I would fight to my dying breath to keep him on the forums.
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Well, the SA servers could be sustained for a hundred years off of the revenue generated solely from custom titles people would purchase for Eric, I say go for it.
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Jun 18, 2013 08:53
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Howard was on Fallon last night with Anamanaguchi? What chance is there that he'll have any comment on them? (0%)
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So now David Spade is tweeting Eric again saying that he and John Stamos will send Eric to legoland if he flies with balloons. Eric is so thrilled to be acknowledged by celebrities he proceeds to roll with the punches for exactly one tweet before reverting into permanent capslock meltdown mode. Why is he so incredibly touchy about the gay thing, more than anything else. He mustve gotten it a lot growing up. Well, "growing" "up".
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GenoCanSing posted:So now David Spade is tweeting Eric again saying that he and John Stamos will send Eric to legoland if he flies with balloons. Eric is so thrilled to be acknowledged by celebrities he proceeds to roll with the punches for exactly one tweet before reverting into permanent capslock meltdown mode. My theory is that he's lived a pretty sheltered life, and never had the experience of being around people who were different from him, being weirded out by their habits, and then getting over it.
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Jun 18, 2013 16:50
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Man, even when I agree with JD on something (teen mom), I still loving hate listening to him. The man can't articulate poo poo.
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Jun 18, 2013 16:50
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Here, have ten loving hours of Scott the Engineer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Z-lpFOegkM The video title should really be "Best of Making Fun of Scott the Engineer".
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Jun 18, 2013 18:58
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The reviews for "Sex, Lies, and Cookies" are coming in and they are brutal. Also a bunch of Howard shrapnel in there as well.
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Jun 18, 2013 22:07
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Does she narrate the audiobook version?
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Jun 18, 2013 22:31
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musclecoder posted:The reviews for "Sex, Lies, and Cookies" are coming in and they are brutal. Also a bunch of Howard shrapnel in there as well. quote:Unrated Memoir? I got a rating - 0.0 June 18, 2013 quote:Writing is not great, but terrific recipies! June 18, 2013 These are great. 
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Jun 18, 2013 22:36
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It's all a cash grab anyways. The only people I want an autobiography from have done theirs and that's Howard and Artie. Gary's biography isn't interesting but a memoir of his time on the show would probably be fantastic. Robin's was likely 75% lies with only the molestation story propping it up and Fred is boring and nobody cares about his Martian life.
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