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DivisionPost
Jun 28, 2006

Nobody likes you.
Everybody hates you.
You're gonna lose.

Smile, you fuck.

Max22 posted:

Let me blow your mind: that is CGI.

But I wouldn't be surprised if there was some stop-motion technique in there, considering Chris McKay (Robot Chicken) is the animation co-director on this one.

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muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


PaganGoatPants posted:

Trailer for PARANOIA aka Harrison Ford Looks Weird Bald

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mjtqcOp_64

Also the whole drat movie in a trailer and Gary Oldman sounds like he's doing an impression of Tom Wilkinson.

PaganGoatPants
Jan 18, 2012

TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!
Grimey Drawer

muscles like this? posted:

Also the whole drat movie in a trailer and Gary Oldman sounds like he's doing an impression of Tom Wilkinson.

"Dun u unastand I oun u!"

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

muscles like this? posted:

Also the whole drat movie in a trailer and Gary Oldman sounds like he's doing an impression of Tom Wilkinson.

Sounded like a Michael Caine impersonation to me. Bruce Willis doing his best Vince McMahon the other way. What an odd movie.

colonel_korn
May 16, 2003

Why is a person who's already English doing a fake English accent :psyduck:

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

PaganGoatPants posted:

Trailer for PARANOIA aka Harrison Ford Looks Weird Bald

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mjtqcOp_64

I don't get this. Why does so much of the film take place in Outdoors Sector when we know it is inhabited primarily by mutants, traitors, and commie mutant traitors?

PriorMarcus
Oct 17, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT BEING ALLERGIC TO POSITIVITY

smackfu posted:

There is an international trailer for the Lego Movie though:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVU7fU9VpXI

I think the only difference is there is an alternate scene after the title at the end, instead of the stunned-into-silence gag.

There's quite a few different clips in that trailer. Also, I'm proud to say that i own nearly every one of the mini-figs featured in both trailers so far.

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost

colonel_korn posted:

Why is a person who's already English doing a fake English accent :psyduck:

It's an Australian accent. :psyduck:

Supercar Gautier
Jun 10, 2006

I was more thrown off by Josh Holloway speaking without a southern accent.

(more Josh Holloway roles thx)

timeandtide
Nov 29, 2007

This space is reserved for future considerations.
I'm more confused why a movie called Paranoia and based around the idea of espionage and backstabbing has plenty of brightly lit static shots of open places and nature (excepting a token dude with a gun and Thor's brother running down an alley at night) instead of tight frames, weird angles, and atmosphere oozing out of every frame.

What they shot instead is the most boring "thriller" film I've ever seen, which should be a crime since it's wasting Gary Oldman and Harrison Ford as dueling tycoons.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
FEEL FREE TO DISREGARD THIS POST

It is guaranteed to be lazy, ignorant, and/or uninformed.
It's probably a realistic Australian dialogue, because everyone thinks people from Australia sound like Steve Irwin but they don't my cousins from Sydney and he has an accent but it's not pronounced.

Basically, I trust Gary Oldman more than any actor ever cause he's awesome in everything and you guys need to stop bad mouthing him :(

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Supercar Gautier posted:

I was more thrown off by Josh Holloway speaking without a southern accent.

(more Josh Holloway roles thx)


They need to cast him in the new Star Wars pronto.

schwenz
Jun 20, 2003

Awful is only a word. The reality is much, much worse.
http://movies.yahoo.com/blogs/movie-talk/exlcusive-jobs-trailer-see-ashton-kutcher-steve-jobs-171130628.html

Trailer for Jobs.

It's a yahoo.net trailer, I don't know how to link those.

It looks really rushed. Not that I want to see a 3 our bio-epic about Steve Jobs.
I wonder if they even mention the NEXT.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Hollis posted:

It's probably a realistic Australian dialogue, because everyone thinks people from Australia sound like Steve Irwin but they don't my cousins from Sydney and he has an accent but it's not pronounced.

Basically, I trust Gary Oldman more than any actor ever cause he's awesome in everything and you guys need to stop bad mouthing him :(

Was he even awesome in Tiptoes?

teagone
Jun 10, 2003

That was pretty intense, huh?

schwenz posted:

http://movies.yahoo.com/blogs/movie-talk/exlcusive-jobs-trailer-see-ashton-kutcher-steve-jobs-171130628.html

Trailer for Jobs.

It's a yahoo.net trailer, I don't know how to link those.

It looks really rushed. Not that I want to see a 3 our bio-epic about Steve Jobs.
I wonder if they even mention the NEXT.

I can only see Ashton Kutcher in this trailer, and it is distracting. I want Sorkin's take to get rolling already with Christian Bale as Steve. I already prefer it because of its unorthodox structure, and I'm sure it's going to be significantly better.

smackfu
Jun 7, 2004

Youtube version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMSsf9szC2o

Looks fun to me, although not something I'm going to see in theaters.

Jewmanji
Dec 28, 2003
It looks like a pretty shameful hagiography to me. It also feels oddly dated- like a biopic from the late 90's.

LesterGroans
Jun 9, 2009

It's funny...

You were so scary at night.
If there's no epilogue with Wozniak on Dancing With The Stars I'm gonna be so pissed.

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

smackfu posted:

Youtube version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMSsf9szC2o

Looks fun to me, although not something I'm going to see in theaters.
I hope to god the entire movie is not cut along punchlines and dramatic turning points. I read Walter Isaacson's "Steve Jobs" and I think there's a room for a story that's introspective and deliberative. Steve Jobs, for all his genius, was often a terrible man to work for and the film needs to reflect that complexity.

Corek
May 11, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Jewmanji posted:

It looks like a pretty shameful hagiography to me. It also feels oddly dated- like a biopic from the late 90's.

The best part is there already was a biopic from the late 90s about Steve Jobs. Pirates of Silicon Valley contains the only time I have ever reacted incredulously out loud at a scene in a movie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nfgRf2A0Tc

colonel_korn
May 16, 2003

Corek posted:

The best part is there already was a biopic from the late 90s about Steve Jobs. Pirates of Silicon Valley contains the only time I have ever reacted incredulously out loud at a scene in a movie.

Don't forget this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-g0Qp7w2DI

The Slippery Nipple
Mar 27, 2010

Hollis posted:

It's probably a realistic Australian dialogue, because everyone thinks people from Australia sound like Steve Irwin but they don't my cousins from Sydney and he has an accent but it's not pronounced.

Basically, I trust Gary Oldman more than any actor ever cause he's awesome in everything and you guys need to stop bad mouthing him :(

It would be somewhat realistic if he was playing a sheep farmer in bumfuck no-where trying to do a bad cockney accent but in the setting this movie is in it sounds stupid as all hell.

How Liam Hemsworth do his scenes without bursting out laughing is beyond me.

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost

bobkatt013 posted:

Was he even awesome in Tiptoes?

For those of you who aren't aware of this masterpiece:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukRdEVthmWM

The Slippery Nipple
Mar 27, 2010

Dillbag posted:

For those of you who aren't aware of this masterpiece:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukRdEVthmWM

Oh my loving god. I need to see this movie, preferably drunk with a bunch of buddies because that would be goddamn hilarious.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


I saw this trailer for The Conjuring today and thought it was pretty effective. Not sure how good the movie will end up though.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gb-jRz7HWqs

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours
I really like that teaser far better than the actual trailer.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Yeah, I just watched the actual trailer and it looked like a super boring by the books modern horror movie.

Matlock
Sep 12, 2004

Childs Play Charity 2011 Total: $1755

Dillbag posted:

For those of you who aren't aware of this masterpiece:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukRdEVthmWM

I thought this was a parody. Somehow it isn't. I don't know how to handle this.

X-O
Apr 28, 2002

Long Live The King!

That trailer is hilariously misleading. That movie is absolutely not a comedy. It's also completely insane.

The Time Dissolver
Nov 7, 2012

Are you a good person?

Deadpool posted:

That trailer is hilariously misleading. That movie is absolutely not a comedy. It's also completely insane.

It is really strange how the trailer starts with the "just an ordinary couple, but (record scratch) (plot hook!)" schtick and then goes for the "command performances... role of a lifetime... Sundance selection" at the end. What's the Venn diagram of the audience for each of those two approaches look like? "Do you love tacky high-concept comedy? How about maudlin, life-affirming drama? Well, then you'll love..."

Alehkhs
Oct 6, 2010

The Sorrow of Poets
The trailer for Terry Gilliam's The Zero Theorem is making the rounds:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQKFqXBwoao

Harminoff
Oct 24, 2005

👽

Deadpool posted:

That trailer is hilariously misleading. That movie is absolutely not a comedy. It's also completely insane.

Misleading like the trailer for Happiness?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkQ_JxoWUP8

DNS
Mar 11, 2009

by Smythe

muscles like this? posted:

Also the whole drat movie in a trailer and Gary Oldman sounds like he's doing an impression of Tom Wilkinson.

He sounds exactly like Brick Top from Snatch. I'd be tempted to see it just for that.

Terrifying Effigies
Oct 22, 2008

Problems look mighty small from 150 miles up.

Alehkhs posted:

The trailer for Terry Gilliam's The Zero Theorem is making the rounds:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQKFqXBwoao

Until the beach scene I was honestly confused as to whether it was John Malkovich imitating Christoph Waltz or visa versa :psyduck: it's Christoph Waltz.

GonSmithe
Apr 25, 2010

Perhaps it's in the nature of television. Just waves in space.

Harminoff posted:

Misleading like the trailer for Happiness?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkQ_JxoWUP8

Hahaha holy poo poo that's amazing.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

Alehkhs posted:

The trailer for Terry Gilliam's The Zero Theorem is making the rounds:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQKFqXBwoao

Holy poo poo. I had no idea this film was even being made. Gilliam does Boschian dystopia again.

:getin:

twoot
Oct 29, 2012

Alehkhs posted:

The trailer for Terry Gilliam's The Zero Theorem is making the rounds:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQKFqXBwoao

I can't wait for this.

But does anyone else think it looks, I don't know..., old? Something about the filming style or cinematography is tricking my brain into thinking it comes from the 90s and then some CGI comes along and I snap back.

LesterGroans
Jun 9, 2009

It's funny...

You were so scary at night.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

I really like that teaser far better than the actual trailer.

The teaser was basically an awesome little short film. That being said, I watch whatever James Wan wants me to.

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe

twoot posted:

I can't wait for this.

But does anyone else think it looks, I don't know..., old? Something about the filming style or cinematography is tricking my brain into thinking it comes from the 90s and then some CGI comes along and I snap back.

It's just very Gilliam. Claustrophobic handheld framing with wide angle lenses. It's a rougher technique that we see less and less as technology and the search for the perfect frame evolve and people are more and more desperate to appear cinematic and serious. It's no less effective however. I love it.

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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

LesterGroans posted:

The teaser was basically an awesome little short film. That being said, I watch whatever James Wan wants me to.

Same here. He's My Guy (tm).

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