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You're missing out on some nutty stuff if you don't play the alpaca game yourself. Like executioner alpacas appearing and you controlling them to knock out the normal alpacas and chop up your alpaca. That and firing lasers at alpaca God. Powered by angel alpacas, of course. Plus the music rules.
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 That happens? Don't click on the spoiler, guys, just trust me when I say hoy poo poo keep playing. Don't cheat your way through it, even if it takes a couple days or a week to progress through the stages.
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Jun 24, 2013 00:59
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Bummey posted:
I missed the boat on this game, but you guys only refer to it as the "Alpaca game" WTF is it called?
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Jun 24, 2013 01:17
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Alpaca Evolution. Jesus Christ what have you people shown me.
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Jun 24, 2013 01:18
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Kaizoku posted:It seems they still spawn when the app is not in the foreground. Kill alpacas, read a page of forum posts, kill alpacas. On the game's page in the Android Play Store (I now have the game on my phone and iPad), it says that it takes 60/90 seconds for the game to spawn the maximum amount of alpacas. So just fire up the game every 2 minutes and you'll evolve your monstrosity in no time.
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Jun 24, 2013 01:25
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Here's a tip for alpacalypse. Plant your finger in the screen and wipe it around the hers instead of tapping each alpaca.
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Jun 24, 2013 02:59
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Alpaca Evolution has got to be one of the toughest games I've played in quite some time! Upon download and install it crashed my phone and sent me into a reboot loop. Can I save my jailbreak and fix this insanity that has never happened before to such a ridiculous extent that I couldn't revert it? Who knows?! gently caress you Alpaca Evolution!
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Jun 24, 2013 03:54
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basmati posted:Alpaca Evolution has got to be one of the toughest games I've played in quite some time! Upon download and install it crashed my phone and sent me into a reboot loop. Can I save my jailbreak and fix this insanity that has never happened before to such a ridiculous extent that I couldn't revert it? You have received the judgement of God.
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Jun 24, 2013 04:19
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Your device is doing you a huge favor.
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Jun 24, 2013 04:23
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I'm at the first big assault mission in X-Com and it just keeps crashing. I think I'm going to give it a rest and give that Alpaca game a try. edit: oh. my. god. Stick Figure Mafia fucked around with this message at 04:39 on Jun 24, 2013 |
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Jun 24, 2013 04:31
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basmati posted:Alpaca Evolution has got to be one of the toughest games I've played in quite some time! Upon download and install it crashed my phone and sent me into a reboot loop. Can I save my jailbreak and fix this insanity that has never happened before to such a ridiculous extent that I couldn't revert it? Post hoc ergo propter hoc.
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Jun 24, 2013 04:39
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Holy crap Sword & Glory is hard. The level up progression is lot slower than the enemy, and even with level difference advantage the AI attacks so furiously. I think I died 15 times in past 6 hours.
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Jun 24, 2013 04:44
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OH poo poo YOU GUYS Evolution level 9 of Alpaca YOU GUYYYYYYSSSSSSS
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Jun 24, 2013 04:45
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porktree posted:Post hoc ergo propter hoc. Yes yes of course this could (likely) be due to a jailbreak tweak, or another app, or whatever-something-else already there. But had I kept on not installing it I don't think it's unreasonable to think I'd be better off now.
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Jun 24, 2013 04:48
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Is this Alpaca game actually any good or are you guys just jizzing all over the place like you did for that silly cat game a while back?
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Jun 24, 2013 07:38
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psylent posted:Is this Alpaca game actually any good or are you guys just jizzing all over the place like you did for that silly cat game a while back? It's super creepy, and the fact you have to grind for the later foes helps build that up a bit. There's nothing to the game beyond clicking every minute or so that I've seen
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Jun 24, 2013 07:45
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It's dumb and I have no intention of downloading it, but it's been pretty entertaining to read about just because of how insane it is.
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Jun 24, 2013 07:59
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psylent posted:Is this Alpaca game actually any good or are you guys just jizzing all over the place like you did for that silly cat game a while back? Mostly just Battle Cats x 1,000,000 without any of the gameplay
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Jun 24, 2013 08:09
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Frankston posted:I'd forgotten how much I hate XCom. My highest-ranked guy died because he missed a 91% shot, and then my second highest-ranked guy died after a rocket from another guy inexplicably blew him up instead of carrying on to where it was supposed to go. Ugh. the rocket thing blows. I don't like cheating XCOM but if it fucks you due to it's messed up bugs I'd recommend just turning off the phone and save scumming it (unless you are taking about rockets missing occasionally which is just part of the game) Also, I downloaded that Alpaca game because of this thread and I'm not sure what kind of crack you guys are smoking that you think that poo poo is fun. I guess it's kind of wacky but it might be the most boring game I have ever played.
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Jun 24, 2013 08:22
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It's not a game. Stop thinking of it as a game. It's more of a minimalist virtual pet, designed by a lunatic.
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Jun 24, 2013 08:30
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psylent posted:Is this Alpaca game actually any good or are you guys just jizzing all over the place like you did for that silly cat game a while back? Playing this or battle cats for the gameplay is like watching a Crank movie for the plot resolution. If the evolution descriptions don't amuse and intrigue you enough on their own, don't bother. I love this god damned alpaca game.
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Jun 24, 2013 09:18
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Swipe alpacas, get monster.
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Jun 24, 2013 09:38
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SynthOrange posted:Swipe alpacas, get monster. Needs to be a thread title, imo. Since I don't speak Japanese, is there anyone that can tell me what the "gameplay" text is? Specifically for Stage 7? It seems to me that a unicycle-riding Tetsuo-alpaca-blob might have something interesting to say.
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Jun 24, 2013 13:14
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Yeah the alpaca 'game' is pretty much a chore, but drat if I won't do it to see what other abominations come up. It's seriously hosed up and I'm not even half way done. [e] I just got to 50% what the gently caress? 
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Jun 24, 2013 13:21
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I don't know about later in the game but the first few times you see speech bubbles, it's not actual words, just vocalizations of the sounds Alpacas presumably make.
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Jun 24, 2013 13:21
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DIEGETIC SPACEMAN posted:On the game's page in the Android Play Store (I now have the game on my phone and iPad), it says that it takes 60/90 seconds for the game to spawn the maximum amount of alpacas. So just fire up the game every 2 minutes and you'll evolve your monstrosity in no time. Actually I just installed it and this is the only instructional text it shows you in first launch. So there's that.
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Jun 24, 2013 13:29
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SynthOrange posted:Swipe alpacas, get monster. I just discovered that you can in fact swipe them. That's efficiency right there.
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Jun 24, 2013 14:07
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Bummey posted:It's not a game. Stop thinking of it as a game. It's more of a minimalist virtual pet, designed by a lunatic.
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Jun 24, 2013 14:25
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Boris Galerkin posted:Can you guys just post pictures of all the forms because gently caress if I'm going to sit here and wait for these assholes to spawn. No. You have to pay the iron price for your alpacas.
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Jun 24, 2013 14:45
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Isn't poo poo going wrong part of what makes Xcom so great? What in a battle goes precisely to plan? Nothing. poo poo happens, you readjust. That's the secret sauce of this title. Re: Baldurs Gate. So it's gone from the store and on indefinite hold. Does that mean if I delete it from my ipad it's gone for the foreseeable future?
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Jun 24, 2013 17:19
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Samara posted:Isn't poo poo going wrong part of what makes Xcom so great? Nope, if you have bought it before it should still be available on the purchases tab in iTunes.
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Jun 24, 2013 17:45
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Samara posted:Isn't poo poo going wrong part of what makes Xcom so great? There's a difference between "poo poo goes wrong so roll with it" and "the game fucks you over because of a glitch." Ironman is a very intriguing idea but it would work much better in a less bug-riddled game.
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Jun 24, 2013 17:53
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Finished Alpaca-ing. It's a little underwhelming. Maybe I just made the wrong choice in the end?
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Jun 24, 2013 18:47
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Bummey posted:It's not a game. Stop thinking of it as a game. It's more of a minimalist virtual pet, designed by a lunatic. I think you mean genius.
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Jun 24, 2013 19:08
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Why am I slaughtering Alpacas? WHY?
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Jun 24, 2013 19:10
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Thwomp posted:Why am I slaughtering Alpacas? WHY? Alpaca power corrupts absolutely.
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Jun 24, 2013 19:51
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I'm sure no one cares anymore but Square's card game/cash grab, Guardian Cross, updated to version 2.0 with iPhone 5 widescreen support and some new features like quests with randomly generated 3D/Wizardry-type dungeons. If you haven't been on since before May 24th, they're offering five of the cash money tickets and if you enter an invitation code like mine, AJ13748, we can both get good stuff. There's a small contingent of goons on mobile messaging who would love to have more goons to chat with and trade and help out.
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Jun 24, 2013 20:29
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rickiep00h posted:Finished Alpaca-ing. Yes. This game is such a bastard for making you play it over again just to see if it goes on further?  rare evolution?!? junan_paalla fucked around with this message at 20:56 on Jun 24, 2013 |
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Jun 24, 2013 20:53
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"basically a negative thinker and a mama's boy." I loving love this game.
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Fezz posted:I'm sure no one cares anymore but Square's card game/cash grab, Guardian Cross, updated to version 2.0 with iPhone 5 widescreen support and some new features like quests with randomly generated 3D/Wizardry-type dungeons. Did they ever get the duping and hacking under control? When I quit the Colosseum Ticket generating bugs, hacked cards with impossible to beat stats (the "God Slime" being a popular one) and mass duped 5* Aces had pretty much ruined the game.
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