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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

carnivaljunkie posted:

Sigh - I knew the day would come when I would have to post one of my own family members. My grandfather, very right wing, anti-Obama, and possesses an obvious misunderstanding of gun control. (Very "Obama's gon' come take mah guns"). There have been worse things he's posted though, but this one was still kind of :wtf:...



"Wow, Grandpa! I didn't know you were so aware of our patriarchal society and passionate about combating misogynistic rape culture! You're my new favourite feminist!" Then give him a great big bear hug. :3:

Then get shot I guess.

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Obligatory Toast
Mar 19, 2007

What am I reading here??

carnivaljunkie posted:

Sigh - I knew the day would come when I would have to post one of my own family members. My grandfather, very right wing, anti-Obama, and possesses an obvious misunderstanding of gun control. (Very "Obama's gon' come take mah guns"). There have been worse things he's posted though, but this one was still kind of :wtf:...



Ha, bullshit. In this country she'd be spending life in prison for murdering her rapist like a thousand other women before her.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Obligatory Toast posted:

Ha, bullshit. In this country she'd be spending life in prison for murdering her rapist like a thousand other women before her.

She looks white, so if her rapist wasn't, she might get away with it. Otherwise, nah, so the odds aren't great.

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.
I love the attention to detail... "strangled with her own pantyhose"

Where can one buy such a shirt?


(please don't answer that)

DoctorCubicle
Nov 18, 2012
Yeah, it's them drat Mexicans taking your jobs, nothing to do with you being a hardcore pill-popper or an ignorant racist.

I'd censor, but gently caress this kid. 90% of what he posts probably belongs here.

constantIllusion
Feb 16, 2010

carnivaljunkie posted:

Sigh - I knew the day would come when I would have to post one of my own family members. My grandfather, very right wing, anti-Obama, and possesses an obvious misunderstanding of gun control. (Very "Obama's gon' come take mah guns"). There have been worse things he's posted though, but this one was still kind of :wtf:...



Yeah, that worked out very well for Jodi Arias. Oh, wait.

Seagull
Oct 9, 2012

give me a chip

nippythefish posted:

I wish you would have mentioned his height. I'm over 100 kg. :gonk:

Trust me on this that his minimum 100kg is not a result of his height, but rather his immense amounts of body fat.

Strudel Man
May 19, 2003
ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT

constantIllusion posted:

Yeah, that worked out very well for Jodi Arias. Oh, wait.
You mean the woman who stabbed, shot, and slit the throat of her boyfriend?

Stabbed and shot in a general sense, that is. Not specifically his throat.

sunday brunch
Dec 31, 2008


Black is a guy who used to work with me but got fired/arrested/charged with stealing over £2000 of satnavs.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004



This is my aunt, who is a homemaker because her husband was handed the family business when my grandpa retired. Their income is easily 7 digits.

MyFaceBeHi
Apr 9, 2008

I was popular, once.
I know they have been around for nearly as long as Facebook has existed but what's the deal with putting these stupid "quotes" on photoshops just to put on a facebook wall so it can be blindly shared/liked/whatever'd? In fact what's the point in it, considering it is less effort to just copy/paste the words onto a status update and let people share it that way. Of course, I'm sure it's more "eye catching" or whatever to photoshop something or even print said quote onto a sheet of paper, take a picture of it, then post it (or, even better, type it in a word doc, take a picture of the screen, then post it!) but with how much these people are embracing slacktivism I'm surprised they are even wasting time photoshoping/taking pictures of crap.

Or maybe I'm over thinking it and I should get back to my socio-communistic ways like a good Brit!

Zero Star
Jan 22, 2006

Robit the paranoid blogger.

MyFaceBeHi posted:

I know they have been around for nearly as long as Facebook has existed but what's the deal with putting these stupid "quotes" on photoshops just to put on a facebook wall so it can be blindly shared/liked/whatever'd? In fact what's the point in it, considering it is less effort to just copy/paste the words onto a status update and let people share it that way. Of course, I'm sure it's more "eye catching" or whatever to photoshop something or even print said quote onto a sheet of paper, take a picture of it, then post it (or, even better, type it in a word doc, take a picture of the screen, then post it!) but with how much these people are embracing slacktivism I'm surprised they are even wasting time photoshoping/taking pictures of crap.

Or maybe I'm over thinking it and I should get back to my socio-communistic ways like a good Brit!
Because some people nowadays are literally Powered By Likes

DoctorCubicle
Nov 18, 2012

Zero Star posted:

Because some people nowadays are literally Powered By Likes

Relevant?

The world being upside-down refers to his distant cousin that passed away.
I mean, that's the first thing most people do when a family member passes away right? They take selfies at the train station and post them to Facebook with a semi-cryptic comment right?

teenytinymouse
Aug 3, 2005

I'm Shannon and I'm the biggest Idiot Ever!

No, you get in there early and create the RIP page so you get to see all those sweet sweet likes rolling in when you remind people he is dead. (RIP pages are tacky)

Karma Comedian
Feb 2, 2012

Shannonmcn posted:

No, you get in there early and create the RIP page so you get to see all those sweet sweet likes rolling in when you remind people he is dead. (RIP pages are tacky)

I'm a member of one "in memory of" family member page for my uncle who passed away in his 40's. But that page is mainly to post pictures or things that remind us all of him - like he had a big thing for protecting turtles. But those "RIP WE LOVE YOU" attention grabbing pages just seem like a sideshow of "let's see who can be more grief stricken."

screaden
Apr 8, 2009
This talk about RIP pages reminded me I had this screenshot saved.



I laughed.

Experto Crede
Aug 19, 2008

Keep on Truckin'

bradzilla posted:



This is my aunt, who is a homemaker because her husband was handed the family business when my grandpa retired. Their income is easily 7 digits.

Persons who get into a high income essentially through luck are always the sort of people who post this, seemingly forgetting that they didn't work up from nothing, they were made from the get go.

teenytinymouse
Aug 3, 2005

I'm Shannon and I'm the biggest Idiot Ever!

Experto Crede posted:

Persons who get into a high income essentially through luck are always the sort of people who post this, seemingly forgetting that they didn't work up from nothing, they were made from the get go.

Also people who don't understand how taxes work. (Daughter of the proverbial tax-inspector, I hate tax-based memes)

ol qwerty bastard
Dec 13, 2005

If you want something done, do it yourself!
Just had someone reposting the anti-tax image on my feed. Given that this person has never had a job paying higher than minimum wage (and has been on welfare in the past), one has to wonder exactly how much of their taxes actually go to those mythical people who refuse to work.

I mean if I were going to make that image I'd say that it's wrong to tax a working person almost to the breaking point and then give tax breaks to the rich who can afford to pay more, but hey, what do I know, I'm just some stupid socialist.

Edit:

Oh here, I just noticed the same person sharing this incredibly clever and insightful image.



So you've gotta know that we're dealing with a classy and intelligent person here.

ol qwerty bastard has a new favorite as of 02:54 on Jun 24, 2013

absolutezero
Aug 18, 2004

World Domination has had a momentary setback...talk amoungst yourselves
One of my friends from high school has been blessed by the supermoon.

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.
I don't understand the need to be randomly disgusting. I get the cursing here and there but we don't want to see pictures on our feed with "ANUS" in big bold letters.

Edit: I am grateful that everyone I have on my Facebook is pretty awesome. Some of them post tax-related memes or ecards or whatever but that isn't all they are and the rest they make up for it. There is one person... however.



There's more, oh boy there's more.

Ularg has a new favorite as of 04:40 on Jun 24, 2013

teenytinymouse
Aug 3, 2005

I'm Shannon and I'm the biggest Idiot Ever!

gently caress, I wondered why I could never see the moon. Clearly not blessed enough.

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

"this was made just for u bro"

With friends like these...

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009



Wake up white people.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
Wait, what? Paula Deen was assaulted by a gunman during her legal deposition? Stupid lame stream media never reporting the interesting parts of news stories!

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

AlbieQuirky posted:

Wait, what? Paula Deen was assaulted by a gunman during her legal deposition? Stupid lame stream media never reporting the interesting parts of news stories!

She was asked if she had ever spoken the "N word", and she said that she had. In fact, she said "Yes, of course." She was working at a bank, and a black american pointed a gun at her and demanded money. She thought it was perfectly acceptable to call the man a friend of the family because she is a racist because she "didn't feel real favorable towards him."

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




trapped mouse posted:

She was asked if she had ever spoken the "N word", and she said that she had. In fact, she said "Yes, of course." She was working at a bank, and a black american pointed a gun at her and demanded money. She thought it was perfectly acceptable to call the man a friend of the family because she is a racist because she "didn't feel real favorable towards him."

...I...

How? How could someone seriously believe that calling someone who's pointing a gun at you a racial slur is anywhere remotely close to a good idea?

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

Regalingualius posted:

...I...

How? How could someone seriously believe that calling someone who's pointing a gun at you a racial slur is anywhere remotely close to a good idea?

I'm pretty sure she meant she said it when recalling the incident, not at the time.

Clustard
Sep 30, 2012


The smilie makes it perfect. He's being totally serious.

Edit: Jesus Christ

Clustard has a new favorite as of 06:16 on Jun 24, 2013

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.

trapped mouse posted:

"this was made just for u bro"

With friends like these...

I'd feel like a jerk if I said anything, even if a lot of the posts fit the "Why won't girls date me I'm such a nice guy" but without being a lovely person as far as I know. But there's always that one comment to everyone one of those posts.

"I know why girls won't date me! Because they are witches and they can't mingle with muggles."

Someone: "No, it's because you post statuses like that"

Clustard posted:



The smilie makes it perfect. He's being totally serious.

Edit: Jesus Christ



Jim the wacky anarchist?

ol qwerty bastard
Dec 13, 2005

If you want something done, do it yourself!
It seems to be a law of facebook that for every idiot you defriend, at least one formerly-sane person will then take the position of the "idiot on facebook" and start cluttering up your newsfeed with racism/sexism/conspiracy theories/etc.

The same person from my previous post has been on a real roll tonight; she's just posted a meme which states "call me old-fashioned, but I think your shorts should be longer than your vagina" and a link to a youtube video exposing the dangers of water fluoridation.

I don't understand how there's always someone waiting in the wings to become the next nutjob but it is deeply worrying that it's apparently so easy for people to go from being normal to being crazy and/or unapologetically offensive. What if it happens to me? :ohdear:

Leper Residue
Sep 28, 2003

To where no dog has gone before.

Clustard posted:



The smilie makes it perfect. He's being totally serious.

Edit: Jesus Christ



"LoL stupid woman you can't stop me from raping you with words! I mean if you didn't want me to rape you, you would just shoot me!

Also, the gun is free, but the bullets? 10 dollars for a pack of three, now you know how men feel!"

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

bradzilla posted:



This is my aunt, who is a homemaker because her husband was handed the family business when my grandpa retired. Their income is easily 7 digits.

A friend of my Dad just liked a photo from that page, it was a picture of five black guys walking down a beach with saggy shorts on and "Like if you think this should be illegal" or some poo poo like that. You can imagine what the comments were like. I looked at their other pictures just for shits and giggles and my goddamn head nearly exploded from the stupidity.

Ryen Deckard
Jun 28, 2008

My blood is red, white, and blue.

Clustard posted:



The smilie makes it perfect. He's being totally serious.

Edit: Jesus Christ



I bet he is really upset about bitcoins right about now.

Experto Crede
Aug 19, 2008

Keep on Truckin'

CURATOR OF ANIME posted:



Wake up white people.

My God, I thought my dad was the only man crazy enough to use the word Niglet :stare:

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

Experto Crede posted:

My God, I thought my dad was the only man crazy enough to use the word Niglet :stare:

"Monklet" is a thing I had never heard before. Neato.

OdorousTobacco
Oct 17, 2005
I get the chills thinking that one day this fuckwit may be right

bradzilla posted:



This is my aunt, who is a homemaker because her husband was handed the family business when my grandpa retired. Their income is easily 7 digits.

Oh God I went to the page that is linked at the bottom and it was some video for some doomsday prepper poo poo that says the US economy is gonna tank WORST LEVELS EVER in 2013-14, and the guy who made it keeps making these wild predictions even though he claims "not to know the future".

WAKE UP PEOPLE. Tick tick tick tick tick tick tick...

RyuujinBlueZ
Oct 9, 2007

WHAT DID YOU DO?!

Ok Fella posted:

"Monklet" is a thing I had never heard before. Neato.

It makes me picture a cross between a baby monkey and a piglet and it's the most adorable thing ever.

Target Practice
Aug 20, 2004

Shit.
I don't know how you guys do it. I have long since sanitized my facebook and got rid of all my lovely friends and relatives. I couldn't stand seeing their garbage, and arguing with them was completely fruitless. Goddamn it was maddening.

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Plebian Parasite
Oct 12, 2012

RyuujinBlueZ posted:

It makes me picture a cross between a baby monkey and a piglet and it's the most adorable thing ever.

For me it's a friar with dwarfism.

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