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Speaking of celeb-endorsed foods: This one's just kind of terrifying: 
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I bought a Steven Seagal energy drink years ago at an airport because I was exhausted and thought it was hilarious. It stopped being funny when I drank it, most disgusting thing I've ever had.
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Jun 25, 2013 20:28
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utada posted:I like to imagine that he refers to himself in the third-person and always says his entire name. 
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Jun 25, 2013 20:32
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Robert Denby posted:This one's just kind of terrifying: That whole list of poo poo that's not in it comprises 99% of all foodstuff ingredients. What the gently caress is in those?
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Jun 25, 2013 20:51
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Whatever it is, it's "Healthful".
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Jun 25, 2013 20:56
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Captain Trips posted:That whole list of poo poo that's not in it comprises 99% of all foodstuff ingredients. What the gently caress is in those? Vegans
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Jun 25, 2013 20:56
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Captain Trips posted:That whole list of poo poo that's not in it comprises 99% of all foodstuff ingredients. What the gently caress is in those? All natural http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3555209
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Jun 25, 2013 21:02
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Captain Trips posted:That whole list of poo poo that's not in it comprises 99% of all foodstuff ingredients. What the gently caress is in those? Probably just rice flour and some flavorings, you don't actually need eggs or yeast to make a biscuit, they just make it more appetizing
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Jun 25, 2013 21:57
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So it's Matzo? I guess whoever the hell makes all that Matzo has to do something the other 51 weeks of the year.
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Jun 25, 2013 22:04
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bad posts ahead!!! posted:I bought a Steven Seagal energy drink years ago at an airport because I was exhausted and thought it was hilarious. It stopped being funny when I drank it, most disgusting thing I've ever had. I have two of those in my fridge that I refuse to drink. There was a time in like 2006/7 when thousands of companies popped up with energy drinks. I'm surprised Rockstar and Monster survived, being gross and all, but Tab and that coffee one, Kona or whatever, failed miserably. 
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Jun 25, 2013 22:08
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Asian Xperience tasted like water chestnut juice.
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Jun 25, 2013 22:18
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Captain Trips posted:Whoa! Whoa. Back off the blue box. Kraft Dinner is poo poo, and you are a terrible person for not making your own cheesy noodle goop. 
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Jun 25, 2013 22:38
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ncumbered_by_idgits posted:Cable Guy salsa ...Git-R-Done Foundation 
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Jun 25, 2013 23:02
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:I have two of those in my fridge that I refuse to drink. This one always seems to be on special offer at the shops near me - they must have bought far too much of it and are desperate to get rid of it! Shame that even at 50p a can it's not worth it. 
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Jun 25, 2013 23:24
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kannonfodder posted:Kraft Dinner is poo poo, and you are a terrible person for not making your own cheesy noodle goop. No, it's good, especially with hot dogs and ketchup mixed in. It's just not great.
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Jun 25, 2013 23:29
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I like my new weather app: 
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Jun 25, 2013 23:43
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DrBouvenstein posted:I like my new weather app: Care to share it with the rest of us?
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Jun 25, 2013 23:47
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Endymion FRS MK1 posted:He spelled center Fixed that for you, fellow American.  Ed Hardy! Wow, dude look at those radical Tigers! What an Artist! 
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Jun 25, 2013 23:58
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Celebrity energy drink lol
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Jun 26, 2013 00:02
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bad posts ahead!!! posted:I bought a Steven Seagal energy drink years ago at an airport because I was exhausted and thought it was hilarious. It stopped being funny when I drank it, most disgusting thing I've ever had. Doesn't the Asian eXperience one have some kind of caterpillar in it? Or maybe it was a fungus that infects caterpillars. I know there was something to do with caterpillars in Steven Seagal's energy drink. Incidentally, Seagal is now the official face of the Russian arms industry.  No, I'm not kidding. http://www.guardian.co.uk/culture/2013/jun/05/steven-seagal-russia-arms-firm
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Jun 26, 2013 00:07
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You Are A Elf posted:Care to share it with the rest of us? Its Effing Weather.
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Jun 26, 2013 00:11
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^ ^ ^ Huh...guess there are two of them that are similar. ^ ^ ^You Are A Elf posted:Care to share it with the rest of us? It's called Beeping Weather, but it's just a template for UCCW, so you'll have to get UCCW first.
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Jun 26, 2013 00:12
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Sagebrush posted:Incidentally, Seagal is now the official face of the Russian arms industry. 
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Jun 26, 2013 00:15
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Well, at least he'll die of radiation poisoning instead of whatever those energy drinks would do to him
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Jun 26, 2013 00:17
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I would probably drink liquefied celebrities, if only in the hope of one day depleting the world's supply.
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Jun 26, 2013 00:19
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Man, being an arms dealer sure meshes well with the doctrine of nonviolence he follows as a buddhist.
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Jun 26, 2013 00:24
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My dad loves Steven Seagal, and keeps renting his new movies (they come out every couple of years direct-to-video like clockwork) even though they're invariably terrible. I have been saying for years that he must be deeply in debt to the mob, or something, and they're forcing him to make the movies to pay them back, because there's no possible other explanation for why they keep happening. This pretty much just confirms it. It wasn't the Italian mob, it was the Russian black-market arms dealers all along. (He snaps a lot of necks and breaks a lot of bones in his movies for a Buddhist, too)
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Jun 26, 2013 00:30
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Pseudohog posted:This one always seems to be on special offer at the shops near me - they must have bought far too much of it and are desperate to get rid of it! Shame that even at 50p a can it's not worth it. I saw this in Cracow, as advertisements are usually the size of a van at most in my home country this seemed like a funny attempt at catching up to supposed western standards: 
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Jun 26, 2013 00:33
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Barometer posted:Ed Hardy! Wow, dude look at those radical Tigers! What an Artist! I hate Ed Hardy if only for making people think that tattoo flash is cool.
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Jun 26, 2013 00:40
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Captain Trips posted:I hate Ed Hardy if only for making people think that tattoo flash is cool. I would get tattooed by Ed Hardy in a heartbeat. I'm pretty sure he is not involved in all this marketing bullshit at all - someone else has the rights to it all and no one is happy with it.
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Jun 26, 2013 01:08
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There's also an iOS app with the same name.
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Jun 26, 2013 01:08
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starkebn posted:I would get tattooed by Ed Hardy in a heartbeat. I'm pretty sure he is not involved in all this marketing bullshit at all - someone else has the rights to it all and no one is happy with it. His name is Christian Audigier. Ed hardy just cashes the checks.
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Jun 26, 2013 01:46
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John Big Booty posted:These are real things? Well, I guess I had a good run. If I was smart I'd let this topic die but yes, they do a TON of charity work around here. Our local youth baseball program, which puts about 1800 kids in uniform would be in trouble without them. http://www.gitrdonefoundation.org/
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Jun 26, 2013 02:06
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Skinny King Pimp posted:Man, being an arms dealer sure meshes well with the doctrine of nonviolence he follows as a buddhist. That dude is legit the shittiest buddhist outside Myanmar. 
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Jun 26, 2013 02:50
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Pseudohog posted:This one always seems to be on special offer at the shops near me - they must have bought far too much of it and are desperate to get rid of it! Shame that even at 50p a can it's not worth it. I see this and raise you... 
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Jun 26, 2013 04:12
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What the gently caress does certified color mean?
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Jun 26, 2013 04:17
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RCarr posted:What the gently caress does certified color mean? Synthetic food coloring certified as safe for food use by the FDA, such as Red No. 40.
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Jun 26, 2013 04:19
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PainterofCrap posted:I see this and raise you...  (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Jun 26, 2013 04:37
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PainterofCrap posted:I see this and raise you... That's hair of the dog in a can right there. Well, maybe simulated polyurethane canine fiber in a can right there. I'll stick to beer and a V8.
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That poo poo's best when served warm and flat a day after opening.
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