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Bloody Holly
May 29, 2007

the George Washington of breadfucking

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bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

The MSJ posted:

Darkseid needs no shame.



DC Universe: Legacies #8

I still find it amazing that this is an alternate angle from the panel I posted earlier.

Waterhaul
Nov 5, 2005


it was a nice post,
you shouldn't have signed it.




Holy poo poo. :laffo:

You somehow took the best Darkseid image and made it better.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost

Hahaha holy crap. That's Darkseid doing his best Sharon Stone/Basic Instinct impression I imagine.

ghosthorse
Dec 15, 2011

...you forget so easily...
Big Barda from JLA #33

The Question IRL
Jun 8, 2013

Only two contestants left! Here is Doom's chance for revenge...

That Darksied picture. The first time I saw it, I honestly thought he was holding a half empty bottle of scotch (it's actually a picture frame.)

Imagining him sluring those words in an obvious drunk fashion makes the scene even funnier.

Drifter
Oct 22, 2000

Belated Bear Witness
Soiled Meat

Sefer
Sep 2, 2006
Not supposed to be here today

VanSandman posted:


Edit: Added exclamation points since I'm talking about Kirby!!!

Has anyone posted the panels from Young Avengers where they're talking about Marvel Boy's Kirby engine?

Waterhaul
Nov 5, 2005


it was a nice post,
you shouldn't have signed it.




That twitch at the end.

Drifter
Oct 22, 2000

Belated Bear Witness
Soiled Meat

Waterhaul posted:

That twitch at the end.

Even the mighty Darkseid can be surprised.

Dr. MonkeyThunder
Sep 21, 2005

All is, if i have grace to use it so...

Drifter posted:

Even the mighty Darkseid can be surprised.

He's not surprised that his crotch ate a spaceship, he's surprised it escaped.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

There's a great panel of Mister Miracle and Oberon coming home to find Darkseid inside just chilling (of course) holding a video-tape which he enthusiastically tells Oberon to play, and I was going to post it until I looked up the source and realized it's from that awful John Byrne story about Superman and Big Barda making a porno.

Goddammit, Byrne.

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


Phy posted:

If ever there needed to be a panel of Doom just having burst through a wall and saying all haughtily, "doors are for lesser men"...

I'm going to try and find it but this pretty much happens in Avengers and the Infinity Gauntlet by Hyperactive.

Edit: Found the pages since noone wants to see my lovely cell pics of them.



Double edit: No I'm not going to post the pages in between or why Hulk is wearing that amazing outfit. Go buy this and read it because it's loving fantastic.

Len fucked around with this message at 23:09 on Jun 25, 2013

smashpro1
Mar 1, 2009

Shirley, these things happen in video games. We can't get hung up on real-world morality.
That is my favorite Dr. Doom moment. :allears:

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


smashpro1 posted:

That is my favorite Dr. Doom moment. :allears:

It's a tossup between that or him arguing with Hulk over shotgun.

Drifter
Oct 22, 2000

Belated Bear Witness
Soiled Meat
"Use the door? Like a peasant?"

That's the best response to give for crashing through a wall.

Cartridgeblowers
Jan 3, 2006

Super Mario Bros 3


So THAT'S where Omega Beams send you.

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer

Jerusalem posted:

I grew up on Marvel and always loved Thanos, but I have to say that there is just something about Darkseid. He's just such a strange THING, the best way to describe him really is,"Darkseid... IS!"


Mister Miracle #18 (I think)

I like the idea that Darkseid just hangs out places and says grandiose poo poo like that in response to other people's normal questions.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Jerusalem posted:

There's a great panel of Mister Miracle and Oberon coming home to find Darkseid inside just chilling (of course) holding a video-tape which he enthusiastically tells Oberon to play, and I was going to post it until I looked up the source and realized it's from that awful John Byrne story about Superman and Big Barda making a porno.

Goddammit, Byrne.
Insert mega-rod joke here, possibly in conjunction with Darkseid crotch-shot.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

TwoPair posted:

I like the idea that Darkseid just hangs out places and says grandiose poo poo like that in response to other people's normal questions.

"That hot-dog will be $3"
"I AM THE HOT DOG"

The Missing Link
Aug 13, 2008

Should do fine against cats.

Improbable Lobster posted:

"That hot-dog will be $3"
"I AM THE HOT DOG"

When I demand your hotdog, I speak with three billion voices!

When I reach into my wallet, and pull out $3, it is with three billion hands!

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Drifter posted:

"Use the door? Like a peasant?"

That's the best response to give for crashing through a wall.

Reminds me of that Seinfeld where George gets everyone to start eating stuff like candy bars and donuts with silverware.

"Why are you eating that with a fork?"
"What do you expect me to use, my hands?!" :smug:

Kammat
Feb 9, 2008
Odd Person

Say Nothing posted:

Insert mega-rod joke here, possibly in conjunction with Darkseid crotch-shot.

No Darkseid, but mega rod jokes ahoy!



Birds of Prey #101

Yvonmukluk
Oct 10, 2012

Everything is Sinister


Jerusalem posted:

There's a great panel of Mister Miracle and Oberon coming home to find Darkseid inside just chilling (of course) holding a video-tape which he enthusiastically tells Oberon to play, and I was going to post it until I looked up the source and realized it's from that awful John Byrne story about Superman and Big Barda making a porno.

Goddammit, Byrne.

You have to admit, simply waiting in a guy's living room till he come home and then giving him a video of his wife starring in a porno while under mind-control is the kind of thing you'd expect a God of Evil to do. Just to be a dick.

The rest of the story is loving terrible, though.

WordMercenary
Jan 14, 2013

Kammat posted:

No Darkseid, but mega rod jokes ahoy!

I'm sure there's a similar running gag with Stargirl and her Cosmic Rod, but sadly I don't have any examples.

Vincent
Nov 25, 2005



WordMercenary posted:

I'm sure there's a similar running gag with Stargirl and her Cosmic Rod, but sadly I don't have any examples.
I hope not since she's a teenager and all, that'd be creepy as gently caress.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost

Yvonmukluk posted:

You have to admit, simply waiting in a guy's living room till he come home and then giving him a video of his wife starring in a porno while under mind-control is the kind of thing you'd expect a God of Evil to do. Just to be a dick.

The rest of the story is loving terrible, though.

I love Thanos but...that's just style right there. The dude made himself at home in someone else's house, casually sat on a couch, and gave one of his enemies a video of his wife banging Superman, and checked out. loving Superman. I bet he also drank Mr. Miracle's milk out of the jug and left a hella foul smelling deuce in his restroom without flushing.

There should be a series of Darksied just being a dick.

WordMercenary
Jan 14, 2013

Vincent posted:

I hope not since she's a teenager and all, that'd be creepy as gently caress.

I have this memory of someone (Jakeem Thunder?) sniggered every time she mentioned it. But it's probably I'm confusing it with something else.

WordMercenary fucked around with this message at 18:19 on Jun 26, 2013

Zamboni Apocalypse
Dec 29, 2009

Gatts posted:

I love Thanos but...that's just style right there. The dude made himself at home in someone else's house, casually sat on a couch, and gave one of his enemies a video of his wife banging Superman, and checked out. loving Superman. I bet he also drank Mr. Miracle's milk out of the jug and left a hella foul smelling deuce in his restroom without flushing.

There should be a series of Darksied just being a dick.

Dicksied?

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


Gatts posted:

I love Thanos but...that's just style right there. The dude made himself at home in someone else's house, casually sat on a couch, and gave one of his enemies a video of his wife banging Superman, and checked out. loving Superman. I bet he also drank Mr. Miracle's milk out of the jug and left a hella foul smelling deuce in his restroom without flushing.

There should be a series of Darksied just being a dick.

I'm down for a Darkseid/Reverse Flash team up. The Brave and The Assholes

Exit Strategy
Dec 10, 2010

by sebmojo

Opopanax posted:

I'm down for a Darkseid/Reverse Flash team up. The Brave and The Assholes

Darkseid unscrews all the lightbulbs half a turn while Thawne leaves an upper decker that travels backwards in time.

I'd buy it.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Exit Strategy posted:

Darkseid unscrews all the lightbulbs half a turn

The Anti-Light Equation! :haw:

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

Phy posted:

The Anti-Light Equation! :haw:
After delivering the Anti-Wife Equation.

d00gZ
Oct 12, 2002

Original Sin Murderer
Wild Guess #627
Edward Snowden

"My sole motive is to inform the public as to that which is done in their name and that which is done against them."
The best banal evil Darkseid ever did on-panel was when Shilo Norman was paraplegic and Darkseid moved the adult diapers to the upper shelf in the supermarket just to gently caress with him.

Seven Soldiers was great.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

d00gZ posted:

The best banal evil Darkseid ever did on-panel was when Shilo Norman was paraplegic and Darkseid moved the adult diapers to the upper shelf in the supermarket just to gently caress with him.

Seven Soldiers was great.

Mister Miracle 3

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

Yvonmukluk posted:

You have to admit, simply waiting in a guy's living room till he come home and then giving him a video of his wife starring in a porno while under mind-control is the kind of thing you'd expect a God of Evil to do. Just to be a dick.

No wait it'd be even better if it was with his mom!

e: no his dad!

Cousin Todd
Jul 3, 2007
Grimey Drawer


All New X-men 13

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
I think you hit the wrong thread there, or I am missing something.

Poor Miserable Gurgi
Dec 29, 2006

He's a wisecracker!
Bobby's line at the end is pretty great, and perfectly timed after that big load of heavy handedness.

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CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Practical Demon posted:

Bobby's line at the end is pretty great, and perfectly timed after that big load of heavy handedness.

That makes sense, I guess.

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