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# ? Jun 25, 2013 14:34 |
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# ? Jun 5, 2024 08:47 |
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The MSJ posted:Darkseid needs no shame. I still find it amazing that this is an alternate angle from the panel I posted earlier.
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# ? Jun 25, 2013 14:36 |
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Holy poo poo. You somehow took the best Darkseid image and made it better.
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# ? Jun 25, 2013 14:46 |
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Hahaha holy crap. That's Darkseid doing his best Sharon Stone/Basic Instinct impression I imagine.
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# ? Jun 25, 2013 15:10 |
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Big Barda from JLA #33
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# ? Jun 25, 2013 16:20 |
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That Darksied picture. The first time I saw it, I honestly thought he was holding a half empty bottle of scotch (it's actually a picture frame.) Imagining him sluring those words in an obvious drunk fashion makes the scene even funnier.
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# ? Jun 25, 2013 17:07 |
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# ? Jun 25, 2013 18:56 |
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VanSandman posted:
Has anyone posted the panels from Young Avengers where they're talking about Marvel Boy's Kirby engine?
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# ? Jun 25, 2013 19:50 |
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That twitch at the end.
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# ? Jun 25, 2013 19:53 |
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Waterhaul posted:That twitch at the end. Even the mighty Darkseid can be surprised.
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# ? Jun 25, 2013 20:02 |
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Drifter posted:Even the mighty Darkseid can be surprised. He's not surprised that his crotch ate a spaceship, he's surprised it escaped.
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# ? Jun 25, 2013 21:59 |
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There's a great panel of Mister Miracle and Oberon coming home to find Darkseid inside just chilling (of course) holding a video-tape which he enthusiastically tells Oberon to play, and I was going to post it until I looked up the source and realized it's from that awful John Byrne story about Superman and Big Barda making a porno. Goddammit, Byrne.
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# ? Jun 25, 2013 22:57 |
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Phy posted:If ever there needed to be a panel of Doom just having burst through a wall and saying all haughtily, "doors are for lesser men"... I'm going to try and find it but this pretty much happens in Avengers and the Infinity Gauntlet by Hyperactive. Edit: Found the pages since noone wants to see my lovely cell pics of them. Double edit: No I'm not going to post the pages in between or why Hulk is wearing that amazing outfit. Go buy this and read it because it's loving fantastic. Len fucked around with this message at 23:09 on Jun 25, 2013 |
# ? Jun 25, 2013 23:02 |
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That is my favorite Dr. Doom moment.
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# ? Jun 25, 2013 23:59 |
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smashpro1 posted:That is my favorite Dr. Doom moment. It's a tossup between that or him arguing with Hulk over shotgun.
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# ? Jun 26, 2013 00:04 |
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"Use the door? Like a peasant?" That's the best response to give for crashing through a wall.
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# ? Jun 26, 2013 00:46 |
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So THAT'S where Omega Beams send you.
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# ? Jun 26, 2013 03:13 |
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Jerusalem posted:I grew up on Marvel and always loved Thanos, but I have to say that there is just something about Darkseid. He's just such a strange THING, the best way to describe him really is,"Darkseid... IS!" I like the idea that Darkseid just hangs out places and says grandiose poo poo like that in response to other people's normal questions.
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# ? Jun 26, 2013 05:20 |
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Jerusalem posted:There's a great panel of Mister Miracle and Oberon coming home to find Darkseid inside just chilling (of course) holding a video-tape which he enthusiastically tells Oberon to play, and I was going to post it until I looked up the source and realized it's from that awful John Byrne story about Superman and Big Barda making a porno.
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# ? Jun 26, 2013 05:24 |
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TwoPair posted:I like the idea that Darkseid just hangs out places and says grandiose poo poo like that in response to other people's normal questions. "That hot-dog will be $3" "I AM THE HOT DOG"
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# ? Jun 26, 2013 05:25 |
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Improbable Lobster posted:"That hot-dog will be $3" When I demand your hotdog, I speak with three billion voices! When I reach into my wallet, and pull out $3, it is with three billion hands!
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# ? Jun 26, 2013 07:30 |
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Drifter posted:"Use the door? Like a peasant?" Reminds me of that Seinfeld where George gets everyone to start eating stuff like candy bars and donuts with silverware. "Why are you eating that with a fork?" "What do you expect me to use, my hands?!"
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# ? Jun 26, 2013 07:43 |
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Say Nothing posted:Insert mega-rod joke here, possibly in conjunction with Darkseid crotch-shot. No Darkseid, but mega rod jokes ahoy! Birds of Prey #101
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# ? Jun 26, 2013 14:30 |
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Jerusalem posted:There's a great panel of Mister Miracle and Oberon coming home to find Darkseid inside just chilling (of course) holding a video-tape which he enthusiastically tells Oberon to play, and I was going to post it until I looked up the source and realized it's from that awful John Byrne story about Superman and Big Barda making a porno. You have to admit, simply waiting in a guy's living room till he come home and then giving him a video of his wife starring in a porno while under mind-control is the kind of thing you'd expect a God of Evil to do. Just to be a dick. The rest of the story is loving terrible, though.
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# ? Jun 26, 2013 16:06 |
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Kammat posted:No Darkseid, but mega rod jokes ahoy! I'm sure there's a similar running gag with Stargirl and her Cosmic Rod, but sadly I don't have any examples.
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# ? Jun 26, 2013 17:35 |
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WordMercenary posted:I'm sure there's a similar running gag with Stargirl and her Cosmic Rod, but sadly I don't have any examples.
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# ? Jun 26, 2013 17:40 |
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Yvonmukluk posted:You have to admit, simply waiting in a guy's living room till he come home and then giving him a video of his wife starring in a porno while under mind-control is the kind of thing you'd expect a God of Evil to do. Just to be a dick. I love Thanos but...that's just style right there. The dude made himself at home in someone else's house, casually sat on a couch, and gave one of his enemies a video of his wife banging Superman, and checked out. loving Superman. I bet he also drank Mr. Miracle's milk out of the jug and left a hella foul smelling deuce in his restroom without flushing. There should be a series of Darksied just being a dick.
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# ? Jun 26, 2013 17:55 |
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Vincent posted:I hope not since she's a teenager and all, that'd be creepy as gently caress. I have this memory of someone (Jakeem Thunder?) sniggered every time she mentioned it. But it's probably I'm confusing it with something else. WordMercenary fucked around with this message at 18:19 on Jun 26, 2013 |
# ? Jun 26, 2013 17:59 |
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Gatts posted:I love Thanos but...that's just style right there. The dude made himself at home in someone else's house, casually sat on a couch, and gave one of his enemies a video of his wife banging Superman, and checked out. loving Superman. I bet he also drank Mr. Miracle's milk out of the jug and left a hella foul smelling deuce in his restroom without flushing. Dicksied?
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# ? Jun 26, 2013 18:18 |
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Gatts posted:I love Thanos but...that's just style right there. The dude made himself at home in someone else's house, casually sat on a couch, and gave one of his enemies a video of his wife banging Superman, and checked out. loving Superman. I bet he also drank Mr. Miracle's milk out of the jug and left a hella foul smelling deuce in his restroom without flushing. I'm down for a Darkseid/Reverse Flash team up. The Brave and The Assholes
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# ? Jun 26, 2013 18:24 |
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Opopanax posted:I'm down for a Darkseid/Reverse Flash team up. The Brave and The Assholes Darkseid unscrews all the lightbulbs half a turn while Thawne leaves an upper decker that travels backwards in time. I'd buy it.
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# ? Jun 26, 2013 18:34 |
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Exit Strategy posted:Darkseid unscrews all the lightbulbs half a turn The Anti-Light Equation!
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# ? Jun 26, 2013 18:37 |
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Phy posted:The Anti-Light Equation!
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# ? Jun 26, 2013 18:45 |
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The best banal evil Darkseid ever did on-panel was when Shilo Norman was paraplegic and Darkseid moved the adult diapers to the upper shelf in the supermarket just to gently caress with him. Seven Soldiers was great.
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# ? Jun 26, 2013 19:26 |
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d00gZ posted:The best banal evil Darkseid ever did on-panel was when Shilo Norman was paraplegic and Darkseid moved the adult diapers to the upper shelf in the supermarket just to gently caress with him. Mister Miracle 3
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# ? Jun 26, 2013 19:31 |
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Yvonmukluk posted:You have to admit, simply waiting in a guy's living room till he come home and then giving him a video of his wife starring in a porno while under mind-control is the kind of thing you'd expect a God of Evil to do. Just to be a dick. No wait it'd be even better if it was with his mom! e: no his dad!
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# ? Jun 27, 2013 02:28 |
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All New X-men 13
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# ? Jun 27, 2013 02:42 |
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I think you hit the wrong thread there, or I am missing something.
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# ? Jun 27, 2013 03:33 |
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Bobby's line at the end is pretty great, and perfectly timed after that big load of heavy handedness.
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# ? Jun 27, 2013 03:43 |
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Practical Demon posted:Bobby's line at the end is pretty great, and perfectly timed after that big load of heavy handedness. That makes sense, I guess.
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# ? Jun 27, 2013 03:52 |