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timeandtide
Nov 29, 2007

This space is reserved for future considerations.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

Same here. He's My Guy (tm).

He was mine first, hands off b ro.

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Devour
Dec 18, 2009

by angerbeet
First teaser of Ridley Scott's The Counselor

Its in Russian though, but holy poo poo still.

http://www.ropeofsilicon.com/counselor-movie-trailer-ridley-scott/

Jewmanji
Dec 28, 2003

Devour posted:

First teaser of Ridley Scott's The Counselor

Its in Russian though, but holy poo poo still.

http://www.ropeofsilicon.com/counselor-movie-trailer-ridley-scott/

I had literally no idea Cormac McCarthy was doing an original screenplay, holy poo poo, I am embarrassed to have not known about this.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Dillbag posted:

For those of you who aren't aware of this masterpiece:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukRdEVthmWM

If you don't have time to watch it, just watch Tosh's Spoiler Alert for it:
http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2011/02/22/tiptoes-spoiler-alert-uncut

There's two versions...the "edited one" that aired on Tosh.0 that's only a few minutes long...and the unedited one that's 45 minutes. :psyduck:

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

DrBouvenstein posted:

If you don't have time to watch it, just watch Tosh's Spoiler Alert for it:
http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2011/02/22/tiptoes-spoiler-alert-uncut

There's two versions...the "edited one" that aired on Tosh.0 that's only a few minutes long...and the unedited one that's 45 minutes. :psyduck:

That movie is that batshit insane. It is a movie that needs to be seen to believe.

Jewmanji
Dec 28, 2003
Here's the US/International version of The Counselor

http://www.indiewire.com/article/watch-michael-fassbender-brad-pitt-and-cameron-diaz-in-tense-trailer-for-ridley-scotts-the-counselor

PaganGoatPants
Jan 18, 2012

TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!
Grimey Drawer
Thanks for Sharing - Mark Ruffalo is a sex addict (Gweneth Paltrow, Josh Gad, and Pink)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CR_OkBBzdew

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012


I'm so excited for this movie, it's like someone did an Inception on the best writer/director/cast I could ever imagine, then went ahead and made it!

PaganGoatPants
Jan 18, 2012

TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!
Grimey Drawer
Trailer for ESCAPE PLAN - Stallone + Schwarzenegger = Old Man Action Time

"You hit like a vegetarian."

http://www.ign.com/videos/2013/06/27/escape-plan-trailer-1

X-O
Apr 28, 2002

Long Live The King!

PaganGoatPants posted:

Trailer for ESCAPE PLAN - Stallone + Schwarzenegger = Old Man Action Time

"You hit like a vegetarian."

http://www.ign.com/videos/2013/06/27/escape-plan-trailer-1

Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Jim Caviezel in the same movie? Holy poo poo you'll need mandatory subtitles at all times for this film.

sbaldrick
Jul 19, 2006
Driven by Hate

Deadpool posted:

Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Jim Caviezel in the same movie? Holy poo poo you'll need mandatory subtitles at all times for this film.

I hope it involves a mumble off or a crazy stare off.

teagone
Jun 10, 2003

That was pretty intense, huh?

PaganGoatPants posted:

Trailer for ESCAPE PLAN - Stallone + Schwarzenegger = Old Man Action Time

"You hit like a vegetarian."

http://www.ign.com/videos/2013/06/27/escape-plan-trailer-1

Why have they only started making movies together when they're loving old? The 9-year old me would have loved to have seen a Contra movie with Sly and Arnie just shooting a bunch of poo poo for 2 hours.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Because they made a shitload more money carrying their own movies.

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib

Deadpool posted:

Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Jim Caviezel in the same movie? Holy poo poo you'll need mandatory subtitles at all times for this film.

I knew Stallone and Arnold were in this and I was on board seeing it but with Jim Caviezel also in it I'm especially looking forward to it. He plays such a great good guy on PoI excited to see him be the bad guy.

CaptainHollywood
Feb 29, 2008


I am an awesome guy and I love to make out during shitty Hollywood horror movies. I am a trendwhore!

PaganGoatPants posted:

Trailer for ESCAPE PLAN - Stallone + Schwarzenegger = Old Man Action Time

"You hit like a vegetarian."

http://www.ign.com/videos/2013/06/27/escape-plan-trailer-1

That actually looks pretty decent. Or at the very least better than Bullet to the Head/Last Stand.

DivisionPost
Jun 28, 2006

Nobody likes you.
Everybody hates you.
You're gonna lose.

Smile, you fuck.

Digital Jedi posted:

I knew Stallone and Arnold were in this and I was on board seeing it but with Jim Caviezel also in it I'm especially looking forward to it. He plays such a great good guy on [Person of Interest] excited to see him be the bad guy.

I don't want to say he's an awesome villain in Tony Scott's Deja Vu because he's really just perfunctory (by design, I'd argue: if you ask me, the movie's less about Denzel Washington trying to foil a terrorist plot and more about Denzel Washington's love affair with a doomed woman who isn't even aware of his existence). But if you want a taste of what Caviezel can do as a heavy, check that one out. Highly underrated...and actually kind of timely, now that I think about it. Could be a worthwhile Movie of the Month.

CaptainHollywood
Feb 29, 2008


I am an awesome guy and I love to make out during shitty Hollywood horror movies. I am a trendwhore!

DivisionPost posted:

I don't want to say he's an awesome villain in Tony Scott's Deja Vu because he's really just perfunctory (by design, I'd argue: if you ask me, the movie's less about Denzel Washington trying to foil a terrorist plot and more about Denzel Washington's love affair with a doomed woman who isn't even aware of his existence). But if you want a taste of what Caviezel can do as a heavy, check that one out. Highly underrated...and actually kind of timely, now that I think about it. Could be a worthwhile Movie of the Month.

This is actually one of my favourite movies. Each act becomes a completely different movie. It also contains a completely original "chase scene" that's never been done in a movie before.

It's no wonder the movie didn't do that well financial. The trailer is awful. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=li5u-SyyG-c SPOILERS ABOUND. Only watch if you've seen the movie, or have no interest in watching it. You can tell it was made in the 00's from the use of the Saw theme. The movie isn't even about "deja vu" and that's all the trailer says.
:negative:

The whole movie on Youtube here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nu8xl4t4eKc

CaptainHollywood fucked around with this message at 02:31 on Jun 28, 2013

PriorMarcus
Oct 17, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT BEING ALLERGIC TO POSITIVITY

PaganGoatPants posted:

Thanks for Sharing - Mark Ruffalo is a sex addict (Gweneth Paltrow, Josh Gad, and Pink)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CR_OkBBzdew

Oh, hey, this looks like nice disposable fu... Josh Gad? Nope, gently caress that.

Captain Trips
May 23, 2013
The sudden reminder that I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about
The next big summer blockbuster: Shark Pool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvYvTiiBR9Q

Every fiber of my being wants this to be real.

edit: Well poo poo, saw this on FB, didn't see the upload date until just now. Oh well, badposts happen.

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe
Our book trailer for William Shakespeare's Star Wars just hit today. It was quite the experience.

http://shelf-life.ew.com/2013/06/28/william-shakespeares-star-wars-trailer/

About 60% of the footage is on the cutting room floor (Han scenes including the Cantina/Greedo scene, more Vader stuff, Luke's "Friends Romans Countrymen" speech and other stuff.)

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Teaser for von Trier's latest, Nymphomaniac. It's work safe, but the I wouldn't advise watching it at work because the title might give some people funny ideas about you.

http://youtu.be/CMnJDyv2a1Y

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours
Stunning stuff, as usual. Lars is such a cheeky bastard.

Devour
Dec 18, 2009

by angerbeet
3rd Elysium trailer, definitely the best one yet.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTjv2KNK5GY

Devour fucked around with this message at 11:16 on Jul 3, 2013

PaganGoatPants
Jan 18, 2012

TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!
Grimey Drawer
Battle of the Year
Chris Brown and.........Josh Holloway (Sawyer whyyy :negative:)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QibqRB9Gs9k

Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

PaganGoatPants posted:

Battle of the Year
Chris Brown and.........Josh Holloway (Sawyer whyyy :negative:)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QibqRB9Gs9k

I'd be willing to guess that I could probably predict 90% of the plot points in that movie without seeing it.

Supercar Gautier
Jun 10, 2006

Supercar Gautier posted:

(more Josh Holloway roles thx)

THIS ISN'T WHAT I WANTED

PaganGoatPants
Jan 18, 2012

TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!
Grimey Drawer

Supercar Gautier posted:

THIS ISN'T WHAT I WANTED

I could've sworn the "dance battle movie" fad was over, but no. And then they throw Chris Brown in it.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Chris Brown will be gunned down by a CGI Orson Welles in this film.

feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004

Supercar Gautier posted:

THIS ISN'T WHAT I WANTED

gently caress it. We had to wait a decade to see The Rock start to get the sort of roles that he deserves while he did terrible stuff, I can wait a decade for Holloway.

I'll also take this as an opportunity to again repeat the Holloway and Renner should have had their roles switched in MI4

PaganGoatPants
Jan 18, 2012

TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!
Grimey Drawer

feedmyleg posted:


I'll also take this as an opportunity to again repeat the Holloway and Renner should have had their roles switched in MI4

I wish. I had no idea Holloway was in it, was delighted, then he died. :smith:

sbaldrick
Jul 19, 2006
Driven by Hate

PaganGoatPants posted:

Battle of the Year
Chris Brown and.........Josh Holloway (Sawyer whyyy :negative:)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QibqRB9Gs9k

why does Hollywood think dance battles are a profession outside of Hollywood movies?

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

sbaldrick posted:

why does Hollywood think dance battles are a profession outside of Hollywood movies?

I assume because it makes them money to think that. These dance movies are making money aren't they?

If there not then I'm going changing my answer to undiagnosed brain parasites infecting Holloywood's up echelons. Maybe slowly turning them all into brake dancing lizard people or something.

coffeetable
Feb 5, 2006

TELL ME AGAIN HOW GREAT BRITAIN WOULD BE IF IT WAS RULED BY THE MERCILESS JACKBOOT OF PRINCE CHARLES

YES I DO TALK TO PLANTS ACTUALLY

Devour posted:

3rd Elysium trailer, definitely the best one yet.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTjv2KNK5GY

How is this being made on $90 million? :psyduck:

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


coffeetable posted:

How is this being made on $90 million? :psyduck:

My guess is filming on location. I barely see any CGI.

colonel_korn
May 16, 2003

He made District 9 for $30M so he's pretty used to working on a budget, I think. Also yeah, a lot of it was filmed in Mexico City.

Red_Museum
Apr 17, 2011

Shredded Hen
Oldboy red band trailer up on Yahoo

http://movies.yahoo.com/video/oldboy-red-band-trailer-230022287.html

Boosh!
Apr 12, 2002
Oven Wrangler

Seems like a very close remake, at least visually. I dig it.

Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi
Mar 26, 2005

Boosh! posted:

Seems like a very close remake, at least visually. I dig it.

Reports of early screenings have said it's very faithful to the original, including keeping the big twist at the end. I'm very excited.

Gynocentric Regime
Jun 9, 2010

by Cyrano4747

Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi posted:

Reports of early screenings have said it's very faithful to the original, including keeping the big twist at the end. I'm very excited.

How? That trailer makes it impossible.

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SixFigureSandwich
Oct 30, 2004
Exciting Lemon
I may have missed it, but there's a new trailer for Inside Llewyn Davis as of a week or so ago:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jl8DidbbTQM

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