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365 Nog Hogger
Jan 19, 2008

by Shine

Musket posted:

Those all look like the bad food photos ive seen in my Oma's Betty Crocker cookbook (1965).

Loll I was just going to say all it's missing is an entire cabbage filled with ground beef for no reason.

e:
Mixed Collards

365 Nog Hogger fucked around with this message at 23:46 on Jun 17, 2013

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SoundMonkey
Apr 22, 2006

I just push buttons.


Reichstag posted:

Loll I was just going to say all it's missing is an entire cabbage filled with ground beef for no reason.

e:
Mixed Collards

Nice clone stamping there. You have a bright future with the Iranian military's press department :v:

365 Nog Hogger
Jan 19, 2008

by Shine

SoundMonkey posted:

Nice clone stamping there. You have a bright future with the Iranian military's press department :v:

Thanks, I considered using more clone and less CAF to highlight the artificiality, but got lazy.

SoundMonkey
Apr 22, 2006

I just push buttons.


Reichstag posted:

Thanks, I considered using more clone and less CAF to highlight the artificiality, but got lazy.

CAF apparently doesn't like its vegetables.

365 Nog Hogger
Jan 19, 2008

by Shine

SoundMonkey posted:

CAF apparently doesn't like its vegetables.

The only reason I want to upgrade to CS6 is that they claim to have improved CAF.

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

Reichstag posted:

The only reason I want to upgrade to CS6 is that they claim to have improved CAF.

No Photoshop CC? :V

365 Nog Hogger
Jan 19, 2008

by Shine
What am I, made of steady income?

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

Reichstag posted:

What am I, made of steady income?

Good point.

Dr. Despair
Nov 4, 2009


39 perfect posts with each roll.


_6180010.jpg by MrDespair, on Flickr


_6180011.jpg by MrDespair, on Flickr

Mightaswell
Dec 4, 2003

Not now chief, I'm in the fuckin' zone.

Musket posted:

The next leap in food photography is going to be the After shot. Takin photos of poops in toilets. With red/warm lighting, of course.

My contribution to the bully-curation of the dorkroom:

alkanphel
Mar 24, 2004

Probably the best presented one I've eaten so far


Kaisen Don by alkanphel, on Flickr

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
Goddamn is that just crawdads and a shitload of sashimi? I want it.

alkanphel
Mar 24, 2004

1st AD posted:

Goddamn is that just crawdads and a shitload of sashimi? I want it.

There's still some rice below that, but it's mostly sashimi :D

tviolet
May 20, 2004

Hey,

I'm sorry for the drama I brought. I sometimes get carried away.

Here is a picture of blueberry pancakes made entirely of love and stuff.

SoundMonkey
Apr 22, 2006

I just push buttons.


tviolet posted:

Hey,

I'm sorry for the drama I brought. I sometimes get carried away.

Here is a picture of blueberry pancakes made entirely of love and stuff.



Hot drat those look tasty.

Dr. Despair
Nov 4, 2009


39 perfect posts with each roll.

Beer is p. much food.


P6290204.jpg by MrDespair, on Flickr

Musket
Mar 19, 2008

Mr. Despair posted:

Beer is p. much food.


P6290204.jpg by MrDespair, on Flickr

All that is missing from this is a Frito Pie.

SoundMonkey
Apr 22, 2006

I just push buttons.


Musket posted:

All that is missing from this is two PBRs

alkanphel
Mar 24, 2004

Had some really good sushi the other day; the otoro was outstanding!

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Dr. Despair
Nov 4, 2009


39 perfect posts with each roll.


Potato Skin by MrDespair, on Flickr

alkanphel
Mar 24, 2004

Cooked some carbonara for dinner!


Carbonara by alkanphel, on Flickr

real nap shit
Feb 2, 2008


IMG_3946 by s-bothun, on Flickr

i did it

real nap shit fucked around with this message at 20:58 on Jul 9, 2013

KingsPawn
May 23, 2006
E4!
My hand at modern food photography. Really like everyone's stuff. Cool shots and everything.

Musket
Mar 19, 2008

KingsPawn posted:

My hand at modern food photography. Really like everyone's stuff. Cool shots and everything.


Ketchup does not belong on a hotdog. Ever. :colbert:

Dr. Despair
Nov 4, 2009


39 perfect posts with each roll.

Musket posted:

Ketchup does not belong on a hotdog. Ever. :colbert:

gently caress you mate.

SoundMonkey
Apr 22, 2006

I just push buttons.


Musket posted:

Ketchup does not belong on a hotdog. Ever. :colbert:

Sorry bout your lifetime of incorrect hotdogs.

Whitezombi
Apr 26, 2006

With these Zombie Eyes he rendered her powerless - With this Zombie Grip he made her perform his every desire!

KingsPawn posted:

My hand at modern food photography. Really like everyone's stuff. Cool shots and everything.


Mr. Despair posted:

gently caress you mate.

SoundMonkey posted:

Sorry bout your lifetime of incorrect hotdogs.

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

SoundMonkey posted:

Sorry bout your lifetime of incorrect hotdogs.

8th-snype
Aug 28, 2005

My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

Dorkroom Short Fiction Champion 2012


Young Orc

Musket posted:

Ketchup does not belong on a hotdog. Ever. :colbert:

I stand with Musket on this issue, you ketchup havers are bringing shame to the fine art of weiner enjoying.

SoundMonkey
Apr 22, 2006

I just push buttons.


8th-samurai posted:

I stand with Musket on this issue, you ketchup havers are bringing shame to the fine art of weiner enjoying.

FYI when the joke is this easy, actually making it is probateable.

8th-snype
Aug 28, 2005

My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

Dorkroom Short Fiction Champion 2012


Young Orc

SoundMonkey posted:

FYI when the joke is this easy, actually making it is probateable.

Who's joking? :colbert:

KingsPawn
May 23, 2006
E4!
If as a kid you've never enjoyed a cooked, chopped up hotdog with ketchup, you've seriously missed out! It's too bad that the hotdog wasn't Nathan's, otherwise it would have been Nathan meets Nathan. Also, I should mention that I captured that shot at a local Food Truck in my area. It was a fun experience and, if you ever have the chance, go to one.

alkanphel
Mar 24, 2004


Cheese Naan & Chicken Curry by alkanphel, on Flickr

Musket
Mar 19, 2008

KingsPawn posted:

If as a kid you've never enjoyed a cooked, chopped up hotdog with ketchup, you've seriously missed out! It's too bad that the hotdog wasn't Nathan's, otherwise it would have been Nathan meets Nathan. Also, I should mention that I captured that shot at a local Food Truck in my area. It was a fun experience and, if you ever have the chance, go to one.

gently caress food carts, eat at Red Robin erryday.

But really, ketchup on a hotdog is not good. Save your ketchup use for your well done steaks. Mustard supremacy :toot:

8th-snype
Aug 28, 2005

My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

Dorkroom Short Fiction Champion 2012


Young Orc

Musket posted:

gently caress food carts, eat at Red Robin erryday.

But really, ketchup on a hotdog is not good. Save your ketchup use for your well done steaks. Mustard supremacy :toot:

Bottomless steak fries, aw yisssss.

MrBlandAverage
Jul 2, 2003

GNNAAAARRRR

quote:

National Hot Dog & Sausage Council posted:
Don't...
Use ketchup on your hot dog after the age of 18.

Also:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5JIpT4GkyM

That said,

KingsPawn posted:

My hand at modern food photography. Really like everyone's stuff. Cool shots and everything.

I love the way you matched the colors here. Good presentation.

dakana
Aug 28, 2006
So I packed up my Salvador Dali print of two blindfolded dental hygienists trying to make a circle on an Etch-a-Sketch and headed for California.
This probably will not challenge your expectations or really make you think in any way. It's entirely forgettable in a sea of forgettable food images


that's what makes it aaaaaarrrrrrrtttt


NKNE2969 by nick.kneer, on Flickr

MrBlandAverage
Jul 2, 2003

GNNAAAARRRR

Artifact, Museum of Anthropology, Vancouver by Isaac Sachs, on Flickr

Staryberry
Oct 16, 2009
I recently picked up food photography, when I started a blog, ediblebooze.tumblr.com. I think my food photography is improving, though there is still room for it to get better. Here are some of my favorites:

Beer Bread:


Lemon Drop Gelée


Rum and Chocolate Truffles

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alkanphel
Mar 24, 2004

Normally it's food photography, but I think this is like the reverse: http://vimeo.com/69361520

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