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Yay Pudding!
Mar 26, 2010

Frrrrrrunkis

Len posted:

The guy in a tuxedo wearing a cowboy hat in a church walking the bride down the aisle.

A hat in church?!? There's something you don't see every day! Good thing I was sitting down.

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

I thought maybe the bride was marrying two guys :shrug:

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Len posted:



Taken in northeast Ohio.

It's been a while since I attended a wedding, but that guy seems to have a lot of salad on his jacket.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Len posted:

The guy in a tuxedo wearing a cowboy hat in a church walking the bride down the aisle.

Northeastern Ohio is a little out of the way for that sort of thing, but "man in a suit wearing a cowboy hat" is a totally accepted everyday sight in other parts of the country. In this case it's basically just regional costume. Don't make fun of other people's cultures.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

prefect posted:

It's been a while since I attended a wedding, but that guy seems to have a lot of salad on his jacket.

He also seems to be leering and possibly has his tongue out but it's hard to say.

Dumb hat in wedding should go in the 'shaming of uggos' thread though. I don't follow it anymore because the goons were as shameful as the pics.

vvv edit: :doh:

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DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Jerry Cotton posted:

I thought maybe the bride was marrying two guys :shrug:

Odds are that dude at the front next to the officiant is the groom. It looks like the bride is being "given away" by two dads, or maybe dad and step dad, dad and grandad, etc...

Political Whores
Feb 13, 2012

Final Cause
Dec 10, 2005

Pretentious username

Thanks for making me depressed, I'm 26 and I've still never been to a sex barbecue.

Captain Trips
May 23, 2013
The sudden reminder that I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about

Final Cause posted:

Thanks for making me depressed, I'm 26 and I've still never been to a sex barbecue.

I went to one last summer, but it was just a sausagefest.

Autographed Book
Aug 26, 2009

If you've got a big thirst and you're gay, reach for a cold, tall bottle of Schmitts Gay.

Captain Trips posted:

I went to one last summer, but it was just a sausagefest.

Family reunions have been the same since nana passed away, huh?

Captain Trips
May 23, 2013
The sudden reminder that I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about
I still maintain that family reunions are the best place to meet women.

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn


or something...

Brother Jonathan posted:

And here is Prince Charles from the Louis Tussauds House of Wax:


Oh come on, that's clearly Raul Julia in Street Fighter.


quote:

Rowan Atkinson:


And a strangely bronzed Adolf Hitler:


What's sad is that I don't see Rowan Atkinson. I see how tanned Charlie Chaplin Hitler saw Jews.

http://www.slideshare.net/Jessdowns/german-propaganda-posters-presentation

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Weedlord Boehnerhitler

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!

DrBouvenstein posted:

Odds are that dude at the front next to the officiant is the groom. It looks like the bride is being "given away" by two dads, or maybe dad and step dad, dad and grandad, etc...

Then I guess the funny part is that the groom couldn't be bothered to shave or stand up straight at his own wedding?

Captain Trips
May 23, 2013
The sudden reminder that I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about

Macdeo Lurjtux posted:

Then I guess the funny part is that the groom couldn't be bothered to shave or stand up straight at his own wedding?

There's a dude in the front pew wearing a Hawaiian shirt, and the guy giving the bride away is wearing a cowboy hat, and you're making GBS threads on the groom for a well-trimmed beard?

Quidam Viator
Jan 24, 2001

ask me about how voting Donald Trump was worth 400k and counting dead.

Powershift posted:

Weedlord Boehnerhitler



That was good.

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Len posted:

The guy in a tuxedo wearing a cowboy hat in a church walking the bride down the aisle.

I thought it was the guy with the neckbeard licking his lips looking at the bride

Edit: If it's the two dads thing, why is it funny?

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Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



I thought it was the altar covered in fancy glass dildos.

The Red Queen
Jan 20, 2007

You tricked me!

You said dis place was fun, but it ain't!
I honestly love that this turns into the Discuss Pictures thread. I don't know why but it cracks me up more than the pictures.

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Down With People
Oct 31, 2012

The child delights in violence.

Old Man Gangbang, ain't what he used to be.

EDIT: Haha what the gently caress, they're decoding all this poo poo but instead of just saying dick they needed to preserve the 'D' abbreviation, for that hot sexy authenticity.

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FutonForensic
Nov 11, 2012

The "Prolapsing my Colon" fad was arguably the shortest-lived of popular teen trends.

Krinkle
Feb 9, 2003

Ah do believe Ah've got the vapors...
Ah mean the farts


Why are we deconstructing this as if it isn't 100% fake and a joke about the news scaring parents about poo poo that doesn't exist?

ThatPazuzu
Sep 8, 2011

I'm so depressed, I can't even blink.

Krinkle posted:

Why are we deconstructing this as if it isn't 100% fake and a joke about the news scaring parents about poo poo that doesn't exist?

We're DLOD.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

This one's completely real, though

Aericura
Jun 12, 2003
I will eat your soul.

Warrahooyaargh
Sep 15, 2007
Oh the mundanity

Sagebrush posted:

This one's completely real, though



No, no, the best reason to stop using "LOL" is that David Cameron thinks it means "lots of love".

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn


or something...

Warrahooyaargh posted:

No, no, the best reason to stop using "LOL" is that David Cameron thinks it means "lots of love".

You mean Kirk Cameron?

Spermando
Jun 13, 2009

Placid Marmot posted:

About a decade ago I was in Spain, walking along a street, when I saw this logo on a building. I stood and stared at it for at least 20 seconds, trying to work out what it was supposed to be (because it's obviously not what it looks like, right?), but I couldn't work out what else it could be. Well, I found out later that the logo for one of the Spanish tourism associations really does represent what it looks like it represents:


Thumbnailed in case you work in a convent.

It's a door knocker, which is a good choice for the hotel industry. They look like cocks entirely by accident.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:




I guess it isn't soft scoop...:downsrim:

Olive Bar
Mar 30, 2005

Take me to the moon

Spectral Debt posted:

I live like a block away from that. Terrible's is huge in Vegas. So huge, in fact, that they have their own casino.

Not anymore, it's Silver Sevens now or something. Saw it the other day.

mrkillboy
May 13, 2003

"Something witty."

Kids love viagra.

ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


:dukedog:
Offensive Clock

The Red Queen posted:

I honestly love that this turns into the Discuss Pictures thread. I don't know why but it cracks me up more than the pictures.



I doubt the effectiveness of hanging a creature that can literally fly.

Medieval Medic
Sep 8, 2011

Spermando posted:

It's a door knocker, which is a good choice for the hotel industry. They look like cocks entirely by accident.

Are you sure it isn't a door knob?

Kanfy
Jan 9, 2012

Just gotta keep walking down that road.

ymgve posted:

I doubt the effectiveness of hanging a creature that can literally fly.

It's the thought that counts.

Creed Reunion Tour
Jul 3, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Grimey Drawer

ymgve posted:

I doubt the effectiveness of hanging a creature that can literally fly.

I keep looking at that pony and imagine it flying in circles at the end of its tether like some sort of demented airplane.

Hydrolith
Oct 30, 2009

ymgve posted:

I doubt the effectiveness of hanging a creature that can literally fly.

Surely it would eventually get exhausted. A slow death, then.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Less stupid ponies in trees, more cool goats in trees.

BogDew
Jun 14, 2006

E:\FILES>quickfli clown.fli

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Less stupid ponies in trees, more cool goats in trees.
I suspect goats will reveal the breakthrough for anti grav technology.

stratdax
Sep 14, 2006

WebDog posted:

I suspect goats will reveal the breakthrough for anti grav technology.

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Drunk Driver Dad
Feb 18, 2005

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Less stupid ponies in trees, more cool goats in trees.



I don't even understand how those goats got up there without the use of some prehensile limb or something.

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