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Just tell her your apartment building makes girls fat. She'll steer clear.
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# ? Jun 30, 2013 06:11 |
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Dead Man Posting posted:
This is a great idea. She'll either kill herself or call the cops on your for rape/drug dealing.
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# ? Jun 30, 2013 06:25 |
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ladron posted:This is a great idea. She'll either kill herself or call the cops on your for rape/drug dealing. Yeah I still don't get how this is funny
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# ? Jun 30, 2013 06:32 |
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You guys don't understand Korean girls aren't actual human beings they're wacky stalker timebombs here is my exhaustive list of evidence slash bullshit stories I overheard in a foreigner bar:
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# ? Jun 30, 2013 06:42 |
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Yeah, the last half a page seemed sort of misogynistic/dumb
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# ? Jun 30, 2013 06:47 |
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Arctic Baldwin posted:Yeah, the last half a page seemed
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# ? Jun 30, 2013 10:10 |
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The pigeons thing was a good idea though. Never seen so many urbanites scared of a thing that you couldn't touch even if you want to touch it.
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# ? Jun 30, 2013 10:17 |
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Yeah, I'm not sure what the gently caress you guys are talking about. Braindance was sharing a story of a possibly mentally unbalanced woman he's seeing, and now you're living in buildings covered in pigeon poo poo. #Kpop This is the most Korean video I've ever seen.
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# ? Jun 30, 2013 10:30 |
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Why are they wearing helmets?
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# ? Jun 30, 2013 11:25 |
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gently caress you for making me look at something eat your kimchi had linked to.
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# ? Jun 30, 2013 11:38 |
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joedevola posted:gently caress you for making me look at something eat your kimchi had linked to. You actually go to Eat Your Kimchi? Like, regularly?
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# ? Jun 30, 2013 12:22 |
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Anyways goonmeet. 5th July c/d? Also time and location? (All I heard was Gundae.)
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# ? Jun 30, 2013 12:34 |
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They're wearing helmets because only people with brain damage could think that song was good. Also, they seem to be taking a tip from Japanese groups with the terrible gimmicky clothes and anti-dance music. The helmets seem to only accentuate their plastic surgery faces. Still, I'd like to see them at the end of a live performance, because the dance seems so physical that maybe their makeup would melt off.
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# ? Jun 30, 2013 13:23 |
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Onion Knight posted:You guys don't understand Korean girls aren't actual human beings they're wacky stalker timebombs here is my exhaustive list of evidence slash bullshit stories I overheard in a foreigner bar: Isn't she a white girl or did I miss-read the story? OOOOOHHHHH.... I thought the "blue eyes" thing was about her. Can you blame a young 20 something Korean for wanting to gtfo?
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# ? Jun 30, 2013 13:46 |
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AmbientParadox posted:You actually go to Eat Your Kimchi? Like, regularly? Of course goons are to cool for eat your kimchi
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# ? Jun 30, 2013 14:12 |
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Do not associate yourself with kpop or you will be shunned.
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# ? Jun 30, 2013 14:19 |
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Kpop gave us Bora. All other sins are forgiven.
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# ? Jun 30, 2013 14:28 |
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vodkat posted:Of course goons are to cool for eat your kimchi You mean you actually enjoy watching those weirdos? I mean, they're weirdos, being in Korea doesn't change that. They'd be weirdos anywhere but they think they get a free pass because it's wacky and Korea.
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# ? Jun 30, 2013 14:33 |
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Arctic Baldwin posted:Yeah, the last half a page seemed sort of misogynistic/dumb Crazy people be crazy people. I've known women who had the whole crazy stalker clingy stuff happen. The advice and jokes are basically the same on either gender. Not seeing how the last page was particularly misogynistic. DontAskKant posted:Also change your address and hide your
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# ? Jun 30, 2013 15:23 |
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AmbientParadox posted:Yeah, I'm not sure what the gently caress you guys are talking about. Braindance was sharing a story of a possibly mentally unbalanced woman he's seeing, and now you're living in buildings covered in pigeon poo poo. Yeah, this is basically it. And, to be completely honest I was kind of hoping someone would say "yeah this is just how Korean women date go for it bro." She's absolutely insane but so am I, and we spent the weekend together and she was great, very progressive, interesting, totally into me etc. So I'm gonna go for it. She's super clingy before but this wouldnt be the first super clingy possibly insane girl I dated. I dont learn lessons it's just how I work.
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# ? Jun 30, 2013 15:49 |
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Don't have a baby, dude.
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# ? Jun 30, 2013 16:12 |
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This is going to be glorious
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# ? Jun 30, 2013 16:38 |
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Ask her about your foot.
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# ? Jun 30, 2013 16:42 |
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Cameron posted:You mean you actually enjoy watching those weirdos? I mean, they're weirdos, being in Korea doesn't change that. They'd be weirdos anywhere but they think they get a free pass because it's wacky and Korea. I don't go out of my way to watch them. But I'm not making GBS threads on my bathroom floor and mashing it down the drain in a fit of rage if linked to them. They're internet personalities that are well received by many and seem to be living their dream. Good for them.
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# ? Jun 30, 2013 17:19 |
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vodkat posted:Of course goons are to cool for eat your kimchi gently caress yeah I am. AmbientParadox posted:You actually go to Eat Your Kimchi? Like, regularly? It's mentioned in the first comment on the video.
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# ? Jul 1, 2013 00:00 |
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KirbyKhan posted:Crazy people be crazy people. I've known women who had the whole crazy stalker clingy stuff happen. The advice and jokes are basically the same on either gender. Not seeing how the last page was particularly misogynistic. It was probably that it all started with a Deadwood quote calling women "cunts"
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# ? Jul 1, 2013 04:41 |
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The reference wasn't to women in general, but specifically to the actual cunts that they have. The quote works exactly as well with 'cocks'. READ BETTER. Cocksucker.
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# ? Jul 1, 2013 09:36 |
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And I did say I was just trying to get laid. Not that it makes it any better, just makes more sense. Edit: but it doesn't even matter anyway, quit being such an Internet guy stereotype arctic baldwin, this isn't even the first time Christ. Lets get back to Dungeons and Dragons discussion or something. BrainDance fucked around with this message at 10:42 on Jul 1, 2013 |
# ? Jul 1, 2013 10:27 |
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DontAskKant posted:Arctic Baldwin posted: And that's why we call it The Worst Thread.
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# ? Jul 1, 2013 11:12 |
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Bugblatter posted:And that's why we call it The Worst Thread. Still better than the last page of the China LAN thread
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# ? Jul 1, 2013 11:33 |
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DontAskKant posted:Still better than the China LAN thread I have corrected this post for you.
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# ? Jul 1, 2013 11:56 |
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Bugblatter posted:And that's why we call it The Worst Thread. Still better than anything in TV IV. For those, I don't use the qualifier "sort of"
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# ? Jul 1, 2013 12:10 |
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ITT: we post amazing things about Korea that are amazing and lovely and awesome and unlike anywhere else in the world Because: I'm hating being back in Korea already (after just 2 days) and have come around to the fact that America is just a better place to be for pretty much everything and oh god I've been here too long make it stop Also, it's a way to change subject OK, GO!
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# ? Jul 1, 2013 13:33 |
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The sense of schadenfreude related professionalism when I see a clearly drunk businessman on the bus at seven in the morning Also public transit is nice!
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# ? Jul 1, 2013 13:49 |
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I'll take Korean public transit over owning a car any day. I hope to never drive again.
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# ? Jul 1, 2013 14:25 |
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Caberham's awesome Gimhae trip report Two weeks ago I stopped by Gimhae to visit my good goon friend Andro. The weather was amazing and very clear compared to China standards. I didn't really have time to go to Pusan or do really touristy things but hanging out in Gimhae was a blast. I met some great folks, and great lurker goons. Cheers for DontAskKant for coming all the way down and giving me a visit Korean goons are the best crowd in east Asia! Please enjoy some pictures! A list:
And this, in Korea: I love visiting Korea! caberham fucked around with this message at 15:21 on Jul 1, 2013 |
# ? Jul 1, 2013 15:15 |
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Baijiu is better than soju, capitalist lapdog.
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# ? Jul 1, 2013 15:19 |
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It certainly makes a stronger impression
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# ? Jul 1, 2013 15:39 |
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Jeoh posted:Baijiu is better than soju, capitalist lapdog. Surely anything is better than ethanol mixed with water and saccharin.
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# ? Jul 1, 2013 15:39 |
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Taegukgi ain't got poo poo on this tearjerker
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# ? Jul 1, 2013 15:58 |