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Jerome Louis
Nov 5, 2002
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College Slice
Am I going to die?

http://imgur.com/a/bbmjc

Moving into this place sight unseen and relying on a broker was the worst decision ever.

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Ham Equity
Apr 16, 2013

The first thing we do, let's kill all the cars.
Grimey Drawer

Jerome Louis posted:

Am I going to die?

http://imgur.com/a/bbmjc

Moving into this place sight unseen and relying on a broker was the worst decision ever.
While I can't make any guarantees, you're probably going to be okay. Most molds are mostly harmless to most people.

You're not immuno-compromised, right? No Lupus, AIDS, or organ transplants?

Jerome Louis
Nov 5, 2002
p
College Slice
No, I'm a healthy young man -- this is just freaky and smells really gross too. This place has been nothing but a nightmare and I'm trying to figure out how I can get out of the lease and move somewhere else.

goku chewbacca
Dec 14, 2002

Jerome Louis posted:

Am I going to die?

http://imgur.com/a/bbmjc

Moving into this place sight unseen and relying on a broker was the worst decision ever.

Is this a basement apartment? The floor is unsealed concrete and the walls are rock and mortar. Old basements like that just aren't watertight and occasional flooding is to be expected, but you shouldn't treat it as a living space.

Demand a dehumidifier and a credit to cover increased electricity usage. Until then, open some windows and get a box fan blowing the air around. And rip out the drywall where it meets the floor to a few inches high. Wet drywall is mold breeding ground.

goku chewbacca fucked around with this message at 00:41 on Jun 28, 2013

Jerome Louis
Nov 5, 2002
p
College Slice
That's the basement underneath my apartment. It's not set up to live in or anything. It smells really bad though and the smell is wafting up the vents into my apartment. It's not cool.

My landlord has an aol email address -- enough said.

Jerome Louis fucked around with this message at 00:46 on Jun 28, 2013

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words

Rated PG-34 posted:

How do you find these places? I went apartment hunting earlier this month and the best that 900 could get me was a 3br share in East Harlem. Granted, I'm looking in UES (Harlem isn't UES, CL listers :mad:), but still.
Well yeah, you can't get a great place at a good price in every neighborhood. The UES is pricey up until it's sketchy. Depending on where you're commuting to, try Astoria or (non-East) Harlem.

n00neimp0rtant
Jan 13, 2012
If you've got parents that have cable/internet you can forego a cable subscription completely with a SlingBox, just hook it up at their house and pay them for the extra STB rental. The new ones have really great picture quality compared to the older models. Of course you'll need internet at your place anyway to stream from it, so you'll want to weigh it out the cost vs. just bundling internet with cable.

showbiz_liz
Jun 2, 2008

Rated PG-34 posted:

How do you find these places? I went apartment hunting earlier this month and the best that 900 could get me was a 3br share in East Harlem. Granted, I'm looking in UES (Harlem isn't UES, CL listers :mad:), but still.

Well, I don't live in Manhattan! I'm in Crown Heights, in Brooklyn. I'd never expect to find a place like this anywhere in Manhattan besides maybe Inwood, which might as well be in the Bronx for how far away it is.

I just found my apartment on Craigslist though (using Padmapper). And, if you're apartment hunting in NYC, a word of advice from someone who also just unloaded my old room on Craigslist- for your emails, think more "online dating profile" than "business letter." I got about 100 emails regarding my CL post for my old room, and you wouldn't believe how many of them were like "Hi is the room still available I'm interested call me." Yeah, no poo poo you're interested, so is everyone else apparently. I only responded to emails that make me think "oh, my old roommates would probably like to know this person!"

showbiz_liz fucked around with this message at 03:14 on Jun 28, 2013

Robin Sparkles
Apr 23, 2009
Last year my boyfriend and I bought an entirely new bed from Ikea. It worked fine for ages until one night we heard a pop and noticed a few of the slats had popped free. Ever since then it's been happening at least once a week, that is until this week, when it has happened every night so far. We currently have our mattress on the ground, since waking up every night is really messing with our sleep.

We considered stapling the slats to the bed, but they are bowed, and so obviously this won't work. We tried to tighten all the screws to see if something came loose, but there is nothing we can see. I am thinking our last resort will be to just buy a huge piece of plywood and use that instead of the slats. This is so frustrating, we only bought this bed last July. If the plywood doesn't work, we might just buy a new bed frame (unfortunately.)

Bread Set Jettison
Jan 8, 2009

Any suggestions on hanging a mirror on the wall? I can't imagine theres much to it beyond hammer, nails and a level but theres probably some super easier way and/or horrible mistake to make that a new-apartment scrub like myself doesn't even know.

E: Also its heavy one.

Bread Set Jettison fucked around with this message at 14:08 on Jun 28, 2013

deadwing
Mar 5, 2007

Jet Set Jettison posted:

Any suggestions on hanging a mirror on the wall? I can't imagine theres much to it beyond hammer, nails and a level but theres probably some super easier way and/or horrible mistake to make that a new-apartment scrub like myself doesn't even know.

E: Also its heavy one.

Since you're claiming to be a scrub, anything heavy needs to be mounted on a stud, or you need to use hollow wall anchors. Otherwise you'll just rip out a chunk of drywall.

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words
If you live in an older building that has something more fun than drywall (like plaster and lath, or my personal archenemy plaster and chickenwire), do a lot more research before hanging anything heavy. Or hire a handyman.

blowingupcasinos
Feb 21, 2006
Is this the appropriate place to ask about nice furniture? I'm looking for a sweet lounge chair for my apartment (eames lounge knockoff or barcelona or something equally awesome), but I can't seem to find anything reliable and modern for a grand. The few nice looking things I've found have really inconsistent reviews if any at all. It really needs to be sturdy. I want to spend something like 600, but if it goes up to 1200 or so I could be ok with it. I'm hoping that's a realistic estimate, but I don't know.

Mocking Bird
Aug 17, 2011

Robin Sparkles posted:

Last year my boyfriend and I bought an entirely new bed from Ikea. It worked fine for ages until one night we heard a pop and noticed a few of the slats had popped free. Ever since then it's been happening at least once a week, that is until this week, when it has happened every night so far. We currently have our mattress on the ground, since waking up every night is really messing with our sleep.

We considered stapling the slats to the bed, but they are bowed, and so obviously this won't work. We tried to tighten all the screws to see if something came loose, but there is nothing we can see. I am thinking our last resort will be to just buy a huge piece of plywood and use that instead of the slats. This is so frustrating, we only bought this bed last July. If the plywood doesn't work, we might just buy a new bed frame (unfortunately.)

This happened to me. Check the metal rail that supports the slats, if it's loose at all it will dump your slats. The screws on my model are so shallow they just pulled out. I ended up putting a bolt through the whole side rail of my bed and tightening it dramatically. Problem solved! Ugly but effective.

pandariot
Feb 19, 2012

blowingupcasinos posted:

Is this the appropriate place to ask about nice furniture? I'm looking for a sweet lounge chair for my apartment (eames lounge knockoff or barcelona or something equally awesome), but I can't seem to find anything reliable and modern for a grand. The few nice looking things I've found have really inconsistent reviews if any at all. It really needs to be sturdy. I want to spend something like 600, but if it goes up to 1200 or so I could be ok with it. I'm hoping that's a realistic estimate, but I don't know.

New, Used & Reproduction: Eames Lounge from Apartment Therapy

For a more affordable design that's still modern, how about the Triumph Lounge Chair from cb2 (also comes in red): http://www.cb2.com/triumph-ivory-lounge-chair/s212736

edit: one more thing about the Eames chair, here's a very detailed comparison between an authentic versus reproduction chair http://manhattan-nest.com/2013/03/25/real-vs-fake-the-eames-lounge/

Robin Sparkles
Apr 23, 2009

Trilineatus posted:

This happened to me. Check the metal rail that supports the slats, if it's loose at all it will dump your slats. The screws on my model are so shallow they just pulled out. I ended up putting a bolt through the whole side rail of my bed and tightening it dramatically. Problem solved! Ugly but effective.

We actually discovered that the wooden edges of the bed were bowing out about 1/4" on each side, just enough to have the slats fall through every time we turn over in bed. We bungee'd the poo poo out of the slats and it seems to be pretty sturdy. Yay mcguyevering!

Fixed Gear Guy
Oct 21, 2010

In a ketchup factory. A sexy ketchup factory.

Robin Sparkles posted:

We actually discovered that the wooden edges of the bed were bowing out about 1/4" on each side, just enough to have the slats fall through every time we turn over in bed. We bungee'd the poo poo out of the slats and it seems to be pretty sturdy. Yay mcguyevering!

Unfortunately this is way too common with Ikea beds and is especially pronounced if either of you are the least bit overweight. They don't know how to design a proper bed for poo poo. The "slats falling out" problem is as old as dirt and frankly I'm surprised no one has sued them into oblivion after smacking their head on the bedframe while falling to the floor. It's totally possible to design a sturdy, trendy bed that's both affordable and can be flat-packed.

Unfortunately once an Ikea bed fails, it either needs serious surgery or must be discarded. Common fixes:

1. Add support beneath the slats (books, storage containers, whatever).
2. Install stronger cross-braces.
3. Screw every slat into the metal rails.
4. Install stronger metal rails (steel L-channel from Home Depot).
5. Place folded cardboard between the center of each metal rail and the bedframe to counteract the bowing effect.
6. Replace the slats with a sheet of plywood.
7. Pawn it off on Craigslist and buy a better bed.

We faced this problem and later bought a West Elm bed (the Midcentury model). The frame is all real wood with veneer which doesn't bow like the particleboard does. The side rails are also wood and are permanently affixed to the frame, so they can't slowly separate or bend. And, most importantly, each slat is screwed into the side rail and center support. I'm like 275 lbs and I can use my bed as a trampoline, and truthfully West Elm isn't much more than Ikea! :)

Fixed Gear Guy fucked around with this message at 16:17 on Jun 29, 2013

Robin Sparkles
Apr 23, 2009

Fixed Gear Guy posted:

Unfortunately this is way too common with Ikea beds and is especially pronounced if either of you are the least bit overweight. They don't know how to design a proper bed for poo poo. The "slats falling out" problem is as old as dirt and frankly I'm surprised no one has sued them into oblivion after smacking their head on the bedframe while falling to the floor. It's totally possible to design a sturdy, trendy bed that's both affordable and can be flat-packed.

Unfortunately once an Ikea bed fails, it either needs serious surgery or must be discarded. Common fixes:

1. Add support beneath the slats (books, storage containers, whatever).
2. Install stronger cross-braces.
3. Screw every slat into the metal rails.
4. Install stronger metal rails (steel L-channel from Home Depot).
5. Place folded cardboard between the center of each metal rail and the bedframe to counteract the bowing effect.
6. Replace the slats with a sheet of plywood.
7. Pawn it off on Craigslist and buy a better bed.

We faced this problem and later bought a West Elm bed (the Midcentury model). The frame is all real wood with veneer which doesn't bow like the particleboard does. The side rails are also wood and are permanently affixed to the frame, so they can't slowly separate or bend. And, most importantly, each slat is screwed into the side rail and center support. I'm like 275 lbs and I can use my bed as a trampoline, and truthfully West Elm isn't much more than Ikea! :)

Yeah, thankfully we didn't fall to the floor like so many other horror stories we've heard, but it was very scary nonetheless. The bungeeing seems to be working for now, here's to hoping it doesn't somehow bend even more. I couldn't believe how bowed the sides looked when we looked at the end of the bed straight on (and yes, we are a bit overweight, so I guess that's why it happened so fast.) At least we have the mattress and pillows and sheets, etc, and if it comes down to getting a new frame we won't need to buy everything all over again!

Note to self: Do some serious research next time.

Ciaphas
Nov 20, 2005

> BEWARE, COWARD :ovr:


Ye gods I never want to move ever again :cry:

I'm looking to hang my pictures and mirrors and stuff now, but I don't really feel like doing the stud hunt and driving nails in this place. Wasn't there something out there for hanging stuff on plain drywall? I can't remember for the life of me what they're called.

deadwing
Mar 5, 2007

Ciaphas posted:

Ye gods I never want to move ever again :cry:

I'm looking to hang my pictures and mirrors and stuff now, but I don't really feel like doing the stud hunt and driving nails in this place. Wasn't there something out there for hanging stuff on plain drywall? I can't remember for the life of me what they're called.

Hollow wall anchors, I said it about ten posts ago. :v:

Problem!
Jan 1, 2007

I am the queen of France.

deadwing posted:

Hollow wall anchors, I said it about ten posts ago. :v:

I just got done driving about a billion of these into my walls to hang some curtains.

On that note, why are IKEA curtains so drat long?! I have to hem at least a foot off of them which is a pain in the rear end because I own neither a sewing machine nor an iron (I really should buy an iron). I'm hemming them via double-stick hemming tape that I found at Walmart but I'm not sure how long that'll hold.

I've been channeling my inner interior decorator and I'm actually pretty pleased with how my place is turning out so far. I may post pictures once I finish hanging stuff and get the last of the boxes out of here.

Jerome Louis
Nov 5, 2002
p
College Slice
I met my landlord yesterday. He made sure to emphasize that he was a private investigator, he knew all the cops in this town, and had contacts in the FBI, and then he lifted up his shirt, showed me his gun, and told me that he was always armed. Then he told me about how the previous tenant was an old lady who died in here.

But at least we figured out that the reason there was water in the basement was because every time I showered it would start flooding. Whoever installed the shower did it wrong and now I'm waiting for a plumber to get here and I can't shower til this is fixed, cool stuff.

deadwing
Mar 5, 2007

Jerome Louis posted:

I met my landlord yesterday. He made sure to emphasize that he was a private investigator, he knew all the cops in this town, and had contacts in the FBI, and then he lifted up his shirt, showed me his gun, and told me that he was always armed. Then he told me about how the previous tenant was an old lady who died in here.

But at least we figured out that the reason there was water in the basement was because every time I showered it would start flooding. Whoever installed the shower did it wrong and now I'm waiting for a plumber to get here and I can't shower til this is fixed, cool stuff.

My current landlord (leaving this place in a few weeks) came to fix my AC a few weeks ago (he didn't), and made sure to brag about how he makes three hundred dollars an hour doing payroll services.

Yet, the 125k mortgage on this house is delinquent by three years. :v:

Ciaphas
Nov 20, 2005

> BEWARE, COWARD :ovr:


deadwing posted:

Hollow wall anchors, I said it about ten posts ago. :v:

Blarg! I apologize, apparently I was sapped of attentiveness in addition to all my energy. Thanks, I'll pick up a bunch later.

(Never ever move in 117 degree weather. What the gently caress is wrong with me that I did that.)

Burger Crime
Dec 27, 2010

Deliciousness is not a Burger Crime.
My apartment complex doesn't have A/C so I use a fan in my bedroom. I already have it on a rug to absorb vibration and run it on the low setting but my downstairs neighbor is still complaining that it is too loud and sounds like a helicopter is in the room above.

Is there anything else I can do to absorb the vibration or should I just tell the neighbor I've tried what I can and some noise is part of living in an apartment complex?

Mocking Bird
Aug 17, 2011
I found that having my fan on of of those little plastic step stools you can get at WalMart



and having that sit on the rug with enough pile to keep the legs from wiggling really helped stop vibration transmission. I liked a thick bathmat for this purpose.

I'm starting to think all my solutions fall into ugly-yet-effective "There, I fixed it" categories :saddowns:

deadwing
Mar 5, 2007

Man, I'm getting stoked about my upcoming move. It seems like such a goddamn nice community to live in. I just hope things don't fall apart once I actually, you know, live there. Just two more weeks until I get the keys, then I have a leisurely half a month to move all of my poo poo over. I would have preferred to not pay double rent for half a month, but I actually wanted to live in a nice community, the kind that doesn't always have open apartments, so the amount of lease crossover is what it is. Might as well leisurely enjoy bringing a few boxes over when I feel like it.

I'm totally excited about having not one, but two pools, in a community that apparently doesn't use them. The four or so times I've been in to deal with move-related poo poo, they've been completely empty. Since my days off are off a normal schedule, I am going to be the king poo poo of pool land on Thursdays and Fridays.

One thing I do need to worry about is loving pots and pans. The ones I'm using right now are all of my roommate's. Now, I have a Costco membership, but I'm not so sure I need to spend 150 dollars on a 17 piece set when all I need is a normal sized covered skillet and probably like four sizes of pots with covers. I'm sure (with the Costco return policy at the very least) that such a set would last me a lifetime, but is buying separates at all economically viable, or should I just bite the bullet?

deadwing fucked around with this message at 06:43 on Jul 1, 2013

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

deadwing posted:

One thing I do need to worry about is loving pots and pans. The ones I'm using right now are all of my roommate's. Now, I have a Costco membership, but I'm not so sure I need to spend 150 dollars on a 17 piece set when all I need is a normal sized covered skillet and probably like four sizes of pots with covers. I'm sure (with the Costco return policy at the very least) that such a set would last me a lifetime, but is buying separates at all economically viable, or should I just bite the bullet?
I've never needed more than one medium sized pot, one large pot, one medium frying pan(even how much I need this is questionable), and one large pan. All of that can be bought seperately for much cheaper than a set, and that's without getting antistick poo poo(which I avoid like the plague - all stainless steel and cast iron for me). I don't remember the exact cost, but it definitely didn't exceed $150. Even if they were equal, I wouldn't want a shitload of useless pots and pans in odd sizes cluttering up my kitchen.

E: I found something on the Simple Dollar relevant to this discussion. Basically, it's better to spend a little more per pot/pan to get something that'll last than to buy a big set because it's cheaper per piece.

Haifisch fucked around with this message at 03:53 on Jul 2, 2013

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words
Farberware is just fine for almost everything. Here's a good set on sale for $70, you can probably find it for less (I didn't look around at all). It has your pasta pot, two smaller saucepans, and two smaller nonstick pans for eggs. If you fancy then you can get a big skillet, cast-iron or All-Clad or whatever, but for everything else this set should be fine.

Blast Fantasto
Sep 18, 2007

USAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
My landlord is being an rear end in a top hat. I had it specifically written in to my lease that he couldn't show my unit (which he now intends to sell as a condo) until the last 30 days of the lease. There are still 60 days on the lease.

Now he is texting me and leaving voicemails constantly that just say "We have a showing tomorrow at 10 am, be gone at that time" and then freaking out when my response is "No, you are breaking the terms of the lease."

Now he's threatening to withhold my deposit and uggghhhh

Ashcans
Jan 2, 2006

Let's do the space-time warp again!

deadwing posted:

One thing I do need to worry about is loving pots and pans.
Yea, I don't think you need a 17-piece set. Thinking about it, we have three sizes of pot, two saucepans, three sizes of skillet, two cast iron pans, a wok, and a big flat pancake pan (a griddle?). I guess that is 20-odd pieces (because they count lids) but it represents the combination of what me and my wife had when we moved in plus a few specialized additions (like the wok).

I would recommend hitting up some thrift stores before you shell out for new stuff - you can often find good quality cookware that belonged to someone's mother/grandmother and has been donated. This is especially true for stuff that wears very well like cast iron. Obviously don't bother spending anything on a scratched-up Teflon pan from the eighties or whatever.

Blast Fantasto posted:

Now he's threatening to withhold my deposit and uggghhhh
It's basically impossible for him to withhold your deposit for sticking to the lease conditions (and good job getting that put into the actual lease!) Depending on where you live, it's also likely that mishandling your deposit can result in you being awarded additional damages. I would suggest you keep any evidence of him threatening your deposit on this, by email or voicemail if possible. If you end up taking him to small claims it will help show that he was operating in bad faith when his cleaning costs miraculously equal your deposit.

turing_test
Feb 27, 2013

I really like the Sloane media center from Crate and Barrel - does anyone know of any similar set-ups? The only thing that is keeping me from buying it is that my friend has it already. I like the fact that it has a lot of storage and is visually lightweight.

deadwing posted:

One thing I do need to worry about is loving pots and pans.

If you have a Walmart by you, their Tramontina line always gets great reviews. It's definitely worth checking out.

Senf
Nov 12, 2006

turing_test posted:

I really like the Sloane media center from Crate and Barrel - does anyone know of any similar set-ups? The only thing that is keeping me from buying it is that my friend has it already. I like the fact that it has a lot of storage and is visually lightweight.

Get it anyway and put better poo poo on it to one-up your friend :c00lbert:

turing_test
Feb 27, 2013

Senf posted:

Get it anyway and put better poo poo on it to one-up your friend :c00lbert:

She makes more money than I do, so that might be hard. I'm also not super into the leaning shelf style, but I assume that this is to help distribute the weight better. I liked this EXPEDIT hack on IkeaHackers but I think my TV is slightly too large (39") and also it looks kind of sketchy (and I hate how the standard EXPEDIT TV stand isn't symmetrical).

I guess a better question would be:

Does anyone have any suggestions for a minimalist book-and-media-center storage solution? I'd prefer wood and minimal drilling into the wall.

caberham
Mar 18, 2009

by Smythe
Grimey Drawer
Any goons here have tips on organization and being neat? I'm a typical proto goon and my room/house is a mess :smith:

turing_test
Feb 27, 2013

caberham posted:

Any goons here have tips on organization and being neat? I'm a typical proto goon and my room/house is a mess :smith:

Do you have a lot of clutter, or is your stuff not organized?

I noticed that I tend to hoard things that are 'useful' - toothbrushes, makeup, etc. - even if I don't use them all that much. Once I started aggressively getting rid of things that I didn't use, it became a lot easier to make sure all of my things were where they belonged. I always thought that I was messy when I actually just had too much useless stuff. Once I got rid of that I found that everything fit in the storage space that I had (closets, bookshelves etc.)

caberham
Mar 18, 2009

by Smythe
Grimey Drawer
Bit of both :iiam: It's more along the lines of not throwing away poo poo and not being neat so storage space gets under utilized :smith:

Ham Equity
Apr 16, 2013

The first thing we do, let's kill all the cars.
Grimey Drawer

caberham posted:

Any goons here have tips on organization and being neat? I'm a typical proto goon and my room/house is a mess :smith:
Shelves=Good.

The IKEA EXPEDIT series is great if you're a bachelor and don't want poo poo you care about too much; affordable, and looks decent. Has a ton of room.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

caberham posted:

Bit of both :iiam: It's more along the lines of not throwing away poo poo and not being neat so storage space gets under utilized :smith:
Some tips to help with both of these.

Not throwing away poo poo:
-Implement a "buy something, toss something" system. This is mostly useful for clothes, but it can be applied to other possessions too. If you get a new shirt, an old shirt must go. If you get a new toothbrush(or any other item that you replace regularly), it had better be because you're going to throw out the old one when you get home. This has the duel benefits of halting clutter accumulation and forcing yourself to reconsider if you really need to buy something new.
-Take a shelf/closet/whatever unit of space you feel like tackling, and put everything cluttering it into a box. Put the day's date on the box. If you find you legitimately need something, take it out of the box, use it, and put it back into the original shelf/etc. Anything that hasn't been taken out of the box after several months(I'd set a hard deadline to avoid going "well, I might need this stuff in another month") gets tossed, sold, or donated. There really aren't that many things you need to keep on hand that only get used once a year or less, so don't stop yourself from getting rid of things by going "I might need that someday!".

Not using storage space:
-Make sure all of your possessions have a home they belong in. They probably have vague ones already(tools on this shelf, electronic cables in this drawer, etc), just poorly organized and not necessarily chosen to be in the best place. 99% of the places your things go shouldn't be laying out in the open - organize stuff onto shelves, hang clothes in closets, put small knick-knacks in drawers. Hell, even if you don't organize things right away, getting them out of plain sight will make your place look considerably nicer. Just make sure you don't use "well, my piles of clutter aren't visible now" as an excuse to avoid decluttering.
-Never allow anything to stay on kitchen tables, office desks(you may make an exception for one pen here), end tables, and other clutter accumulators for more than 24 hours. Things need to either return to their home or get thrown out. You have mail sitting on the closest table to the door? Deal with it and/or recycle it. You have 5 pens scattered on your computer desk? Put them in a drawer, or at least in a pen holder(a spare cup will work for this). You took out your Kindle, but it's been sitting unused on the kithen table for 3 days? Put it back in the spot it belongs in.


Unfuck Your Habitat has a ton of other tips for making your place neat and keeping it that way. They also offer routine reminders to do things like make your bed.

Haifisch fucked around with this message at 06:30 on Jul 3, 2013

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caberham
Mar 18, 2009

by Smythe
Grimey Drawer

Thanatosian posted:

Shelves=Good.

The IKEA EXPEDIT series is great if you're a bachelor and don't want poo poo you care about too much; affordable, and looks decent. Has a ton of room.

Thanks, I have half of the set. And already full, so time to dump the old stuff. My room is not too big :( It's only 80 squarefeet.


Haifisch posted:

Some tips to help with both of these.

Not throwing away poo poo:
-Implement a "buy something, toss something" system. This is mostly useful for clothes, but it can be applied to other possessions too. If you get a new shirt, an old shirt must go. If you get a new toothbrush(or any other item that you replace regularly), it had better be because you're going to throw out the old one when you get home. This has the duel benefits of halting clutter accumulation and forcing yourself to reconsider if you really need to buy something new.
-Take a shelf/closet/whatever unit of space you feel like tackling, and put everything cluttering it into a box. Put the day's date on the box. If you find you legitimately need something, take it out of the box, use it, and put it back into the original shelf/etc. Anything that hasn't been taken out of the box after several months(I'd set a hard deadline to avoid going "well, I might need this stuff in another month") gets tossed, sold, or donated. There really aren't that many things you need to keep on hand that only get used once a year or less, so don't stop yourself from getting rid of things by going "I might need that someday!".

Not using storage space:
-Make sure all of your possessions have a home they belong in. They probably have vague ones already(tools on this shelf, electronic cables in this drawer, etc), just poorly organized and not necessarily chosen to be in the best place. 99% of the places your things go shouldn't be laying out in the open - organize stuff onto shelves, hang clothes in closets, put small knick-knacks in drawers. Hell, even if you don't organize things right away, getting them out of plain sight will make your place look considerably nicer. Just make sure you don't use "well, my piles of clutter aren't visible now" as an excuse to avoid decluttering.
-Never allow anything to stay on kitchen tables, office desks(you may make an exception for one pen here), end tables, and other clutter accumulators for more than 24 hours. Things need to either return to their home or get thrown out. You have mail sitting on the closest table to the door? Deal with it and/or recycle it. You have 5 pens scattered on your computer desk? Put them in a drawer, or at least in a pen holder(a spare cup will work for this). You took out your Kindle, but it's been sitting unused on the kithen table for 3 days? Put it back in the spot it belongs in.


Unfuck Your Habitat has a ton of other tips for making your place neat and keeping it that way. They also offer routine reminders to do things like make your bed.

Thank You Thank You. I'm going to clear up all my old poo poo. And empty my drawers. And if I do lack something, I'm lucky enough to be able to buy it again. I have a house keeper for many years so I never really had good habits of being tidy. She's on a 2 month vacation now so now is the best chance to get clean my house and keep it organized that way.

I lived alone for a while but it was a minimal place. Going to some goon homes and I saw how awesome it is to be neat tidy. You don't need opulence to show class.

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