KRAMER THIS PHONE'S A PIECE OF JUNK, GOODBYE

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Coffee And Pie: Nov 4, 2010; "Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

potee posted:

The cat's - reeee-eee-ee - outta the bag!

You let out one emotion, all the rest will come. It's like Endora's Box.

# ? Jul 1, 2013 17:52

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# ? Jun 5, 2024 08:34

The Finn: Aug 27, 2004; إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم

Coffee And Pie posted:

You let out one emotion, all the rest will come. It's like Endora's Box.

He's like a svenjolly

# ? Jul 1, 2013 18:04

myron cope: Apr 21, 2009

EATIN SHRIMP posted:

You think you're the number one dad?

Oh I see how it works now. He knocks me out of commision so you can strut around in your fancy "number one" shirt!

ZekeNY posted:

I can't believe I didn't notice your username until now. Yoi and double yoi!

Triple yoi!

# ? Jul 1, 2013 18:07

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

T. Finninho posted:

He's like a svenjolly

"Shiksappeal" is a myth, like the yeti, or it's North American cousin, the sasquatch.

# ? Jul 1, 2013 18:19

ZekeNY: Jun 13, 2013; Probably AFK

potee posted:

"Shiksappeal" is a myth, like the yeti, or it's North American cousin, the sasquatch.

I know what this is about, Father. I didn't do anything. I just spoke to her innocently for just a few minutes. It's just that . . . I have this power.

# ? Jul 1, 2013 18:40

The Human Cow: May 24, 2004; hurry up

myron cope posted:

Oh I see how it works now. He knocks me out of commision so you can strut around in your fancy "number one" shirt!

Yep, he's a dandy. He's a real fancy boy!

# ? Jul 1, 2013 19:23

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Coffee And Pie posted:

You let out one emotion, all the rest will come. It's like Endora's Box.

The statue of limitations.

# ? Jul 1, 2013 19:56

The Finn: Aug 27, 2004; إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم

DrBouvenstein posted:

The statue of limitations.

You don't even know what a write-off is

# ? Jul 1, 2013 19:58

Raskolnikov38: Mar 3, 2007; We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

But they do, and they're the ones writing it off!

# ? Jul 1, 2013 20:03

Red: Apr 15, 2003; Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

Hank Morgan posted:

Look why don't you do everybody a favour and just get out of this building? Nobody wants you here. Nobody!

She really just unloaded on Jerry there. That was rough. :smith:

# ? Jul 1, 2013 20:12

Capt. Sticl: Jul 24, 2002; In Zion I was meant to be
'Doze the homes
Block the sea
With this great ship at my command
I'll plunder all the Promised Land!

Oh. So you do live here.

You live on this floor? :confused:

So you live.... right there? :aaa:

# ? Jul 1, 2013 20:27

Rageaholic: May 31, 2005; Old Town Road to EGOT

Capt. Sticl posted:

Oh. So you do live here.

You live on this floor?

So you live.... right there?

Phil! .....Mrs. Phil! :ohdear:

# ? Jul 1, 2013 20:36

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Capt. Sticl posted:

Oh. So you do live here.

You live on this floor?

So you live.... right there?

Hey Kramer, I dug up Fredo, now let's cut him open! :haw:

Oh...hey neighbor. :shobon:

# ? Jul 1, 2013 21:28

Red: Apr 15, 2003; Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

DrBouvenstein posted:

Hey Kramer, I dug up Fredo, now let's cut him open!

Oh...hey neighbor.

Anyway, you were lucky that I was there.

You lost a lot of blood.

# ? Jul 1, 2013 21:30

ZekeNY: Jun 13, 2013; Probably AFK

Red posted:

Anyway, you were lucky that I was there.

You lost a lot of blood.

Oh yeah, you've got three pints of Kramer in you, buddy.

# ? Jul 1, 2013 21:57

Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

I feel it...borrowing things from my blood.

# ? Jul 1, 2013 22:15

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

ZekeNY posted:

It drove itself into the swamp!

Jerry: You know after all these expenses, I'm wiped out financially
Elaine: Really?
Jerry: Nah, I'm still loaded :smug:

# ? Jul 1, 2013 22:50

Capt. Sticl: Jul 24, 2002; In Zion I was meant to be
'Doze the homes
Block the sea
With this great ship at my command
I'll plunder all the Promised Land!

You're saying I stand to inherit three hundred thousand dollars, is that what you're saying?!

# ? Jul 1, 2013 23:01

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Capt. Sticl posted:

You're saying I stand to inherit three hundred thousand dollars, is that what you're saying?!

They had more than some monies. They had many, many monies. And they planned to give a portion of their sizable estate to you and Susan after the wedding.

TMMadman fucked around with this message at 23:47 on Jul 1, 2013

# ? Jul 1, 2013 23:45

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

TMMadman posted:

They had more than some monies. They had many, many monies. And they planned to give a portion of their sizable estate to you and Susan after the wedding.

And now?

# ? Jul 1, 2013 23:53

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Jerusalem posted:

And now?

NOT!

# ? Jul 1, 2013 23:59

esperantinc: May 5, 2003; JERRY! HELLO!

TMMadman posted:

NOT!

Okay, next item. Susan's doll collection. Estimated value: $2.6 million. What do you say we go through this doll by doll?

# ? Jul 2, 2013 01:01

ZekeNY: Jun 13, 2013; Probably AFK

Your widower story tested through the roof!

# ? Jul 2, 2013 01:17

Red: Apr 15, 2003; Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

ZekeNY posted:

Your widower story tested through the roof!

Cheese, ZekeNY, cheese!

# ? Jul 2, 2013 01:25

Sash!: Mar 16, 2001

I really think the M&M should be you.

# ? Jul 2, 2013 03:21

Chexoid: Nov 5, 2009; Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.

DrBouvenstein posted:

Hey Kramer, I dug up Fredo, now let's cut him open!

Oh...hey neighbor.

Fredo was weak and stupid he should have never eaten that key!

# ? Jul 2, 2013 03:33

Athanatos: Jun 7, 2006; Est. 2000

Say you go to the bathroom at two o'clock in the morning, what's the outfit?

I mean, you dressing up or is it come as you are?

# ? Jul 2, 2013 03:44

Criminal Minded: Jan 4, 2005; Spring break forever

I find the soothing pastoral landscapes very conducive to...

# ? Jul 2, 2013 04:44

Billy Zane: Jun 24, 2003; Listen to your friend Billy Zane. He's a cool dude.

It's been flagged. :colbert:

# ? Jul 2, 2013 04:56

Demon Of The Fall: May 1, 2004; Nap Ghost

Schtickle of fluoride

# ? Jul 2, 2013 05:07

WarEternal: Dec 26, 2010; Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

And if it wasn't my son's wedding day, I'd knock your teeth out you anti-dentite bastard.

# ? Jul 2, 2013 06:03

ZekeNY: Jun 13, 2013; Probably AFK

Demon Of The Fall posted:

Schtickle of fluoride

Priest: And this offends you, as a Jewish person?

Jerry: No, it offends me as a comedian

# ? Jul 2, 2013 07:52

WIFEY WATCHDOG: Jun 25, 2012; Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.