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I know that "man, that last line" has become a cliche in this thread, but... Man, that last line.
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I'm Sure That Out-Of-Control Water-Skier Will Avoid Our Outdoor Wedding They went a totally different direction than I thought with the penultimate paragraph.
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Skeesix posted:I'm Sure That Out-Of-Control Water-Skier Will Avoid Our Outdoor Wedding A good article from the same issue, a commentary on workplace etiquette for sick people: People with That Brain-Eating Virus Should Really Just Take a Sick Day.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9RNFAChFnI This is fantastic
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Graffiti Artist Completes Masterwork ‘Still Life Of Marijuana Leaf’quote:Dunham said of his towering opus depicting a single monochrome Cannabis frond, which follows the aerosol master’s recent tours de force, “Anarchy Symbol,” “Dead Kennedys Logo,” and “gently caress You #8.”
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Fossilized Evidence Reveals Spazosaurus Was Largest Doofus To Ever Roam Earth I laughed way too hard at this. Edit: What the hell I can't get the link to work. http://www.theonion.com/articles/fossilized-evidence-reveals-spazosaurus-was-larges,33020/
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Apparently Facebook Friend Under Impression Ron Paul Still Running For Major Federal Office Does anyone NOT have one of these friends?
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This one is pretty  :16-Year-Old Excited To Have Whole Summer To Plan Shooting For Next School Year Count Freebasie has a new favorite as of 20:19 on Jul 2, 2013 |
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Dying Kid In Houston Holding On Until Astros Develop Player Worth Meeting: http://www.theonion.com/articles/dy...fault:1:Default
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From the scroll at the bottom: "Verizon introduces new 'Give Verizon Fifty Bucks' feature"
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Fauxhawk Express posted:Dying Kid In Houston Holding On Until Astros Develop Player Worth Meeting: Poor kid's gonna be waiting for /years/. Michael Bay Romantic Comedy to Focus on Love Story Between Two Explosions http://www.theonion.com/articles/new-michael-bay-romantic-comedy-to-focus-on-love-s,33010/
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Sesame Street: 'Bert And Ernie Are Not Gay, They Are Depraved Pansexual Perverts'
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Kids Tired Of Hearing Boring Stories About How Father A Skilled, Generous Lover
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ultrafilter posted:Sesame Street: 'Bert And Ernie Are Not Gay, They Are Depraved Pansexual Perverts' That last line about Oscar the Grouch 
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Phelddagrif posted:God Proud Of Cockroaches I was half expecting some ominous "set to inherit the earth" thing but that would have been way too obvious.
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ultrafilter posted:Sesame Street: 'Bert And Ernie Are Not Gay, They Are Depraved Pansexual Perverts' The best part of this is "kissing".
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Rescue Chip Sent In To Save Broken Tostito Submerged In 7-Layer Dip I love that they made a full length article out of this. I'll forever now think of the chip I use to do this as a rescue chip
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Kids Tired Of Hearing Boring Stories About How Father A Skilled, Generous Lover First time in a while I laughed from beginning to end.
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Ah good, break time at work! Time to lighten the mood at my favourite comedy website! http://www.theonion.com/articles/i-dont-know-who-i-am-anymore-little-buddy-says-mot,33037/?ref=auto ....... 
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You deserve everything you get while playing The Onion Article Tone Roulette.
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Belichick To Tebow: ‘I’m Your Lord And Savior Now’ The sad thing is I could see this happening
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Jay-Z CEO Resigns After Stock Price Plunges The last line is the one that kills it Shawn Carter is Jay-Z's real name.
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Zoo Visitors Watch Mating Rituals Of Ice Cream Shop Staff
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Mr. Flunchy posted:Ah good, break time at work! Time to lighten the mood at my favourite comedy website! http://www.theonion.com/articles/if-you-think-you-can-talk-to-your-mother-like-that,33063/ This article might actually be the father's side, he even uses the phrase "little buddy." Which would be loving brilliant if so.
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Dr. Good explains to us the dangers of hot soda.
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I Think People Could Have Been A Little More Sympathetic About My Broken Nose By George Zimmerman
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Spikey posted:Dr. Good explains to us the dangers of hot soda. Jesus Christ that was out of left field.
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BaconButts posted:Jesus Christ that was out of left field. I wouldnt have clicked that if it wasnt for your post and I am glad I did
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Spikey posted:Dr. Good explains to us the dangers of hot soda. What in the flying gently caress? 
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Spikey posted:Dr. Good explains to us the dangers of hot soda. I have no idea what I just watched but all I know is I want this to be a semi-running gag for the next 10 years now.
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The Onion seems to be really into taking lame poo poo and taking it to a really dark place lately. Dr. Good reminds me of Sex House. I approve, even though it's basically the same joke..
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Spikey posted:Dr. Good explains to us the dangers of hot soda. Holy poo poo what have I just watched.
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They do a similar thing with the finale of Lake Dredge Appraisal: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iuORrDFv5I
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Eminem Terrified as Daughter begins to date a man raised on his music
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Red Roof Inn Announces New Suicidal Suite
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This Space Camp Looks A Lot Like Fat Camp
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The Story Of Egypt’s Revolution In "Jurassic Park" Gifs e: poo poo nevermind
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