PYF Cat Pictures (it rises again)

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its all nice on rice: Nov 12, 2006; Sweet, Salty Goodness.; Buglord

Friend's cat Zero. He's just waiting for someone to try and touch the belly fluff so he can sink those fangs into an unsuspecting hand. Only a select few are allowed to touch the belly fluff. Luckily, I am among them (but not too much, only a few strokes are allowed). He is the softest cat I've ever pet.

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# ? Jul 2, 2013 17:04

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veedubfreak: Apr 2, 2005; by Smythe

Pope Mobile posted:

Friend's cat Zero. He's just waiting for someone to try and touch the belly fluff so he can sink those fangs into an unsuspecting hand. Only a select few are allowed to touch the belly fluff. Luckily, I am among them (but not too much, only a few strokes are allowed). He is the softest cat I've ever pet.

That is what is known as the bear trap. My parents' 16 year old fatty does this.

# ? Jul 2, 2013 17:36

Trig Discipline: Jun 3, 2008; Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.; Grimey Drawer

tehloki posted:

Imgur is really convinced refurb is on cocaine. Maybe you should show them her innocent little squeaks to dissuade them from this notion.

She's actually just trying to call her missing leg back.

"LEG!"

"LEG!"

"Come back, I'm not mad."

"Leg?"

# ? Jul 2, 2013 18:14

Geolicious: Oct 21, 2003; Our posturings, our imagined self-importance, the delusion that we have some privileged position in the Universe, are challenged by this point of pale light. Our planet is a lonely speck in the great enveloping cosmic dark.; Lipstick Apathy

I found a good pic of my beautiful black Tabitha Cat throwing shade, like she does, either at me or Henry Cat.

# ? Jul 2, 2013 23:24

cutie: Oct 22, 2010

Guarding her fortress.

Defending her fortress from an attack.

# ? Jul 3, 2013 01:57

The Eyes Have It: Feb 10, 2008; Third Eye Sees All
...snookums

What a cutie. I love the splashes of fiery orange color in there :kimchi:

# ? Jul 3, 2013 02:25

Pastry of the Year: Apr 12, 2013

Our cat went to the vet today. Our vet has a thing where they take a photo of your pet and print a little thumbnail of her on your receipt.

I assure you that this is one of the sweetest cats in the world, but...

ETA: I felt obliged to provide a picture of her not looking like a surly waterfront drunk.

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# ? Jul 3, 2013 02:29

Leelee: Jul 31, 2012; Syntax Error

Pastry of the Year posted:

Our cat went to the vet today. Our vet has a thing where they take a photo of your pet and print a little thumbnail of her on your receipt.

I can't stop laughing.

I guess no one takes a good licence pic.

# ? Jul 3, 2013 03:39

user on probation: Nov 1, 2012; removed

Leelee posted:

I can't stop laughing.

I guess no one takes a good licence pic.

That is a hilarious idea.
It's her cat license. For being a cat.

# ? Jul 3, 2013 09:36

WastedJoker: Oct 29, 2011; Fiery the angels fell. Deep thunder rolled around their shoulders... burning with the fires of Orc.

This cat is, apparently, his own twin brother after 2 fertilized eggs fused.

# ? Jul 3, 2013 10:03

Nucular Carmul: Jan 26, 2005; Melongenidae incantatrix

WastedJoker posted:

This cat is, apparently, his own twin brother after 2 fertilized eggs fused.

That this cat is not named Harvey Dent should be a punishable offense by law.

# ? Jul 3, 2013 10:27

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Nucular Carmul posted:

That this cat is not named Harvey Dent should be a punishable offense by law.

Or Bele.

# ? Jul 3, 2013 12:33

Crab Ran: Mar 6, 2006; Don't try me.

Pastry of the Year posted:

Our cat went to the vet today. Our vet has a thing where they take a photo of your pet and print a little thumbnail of her on your receipt.

My vet, a no-nonsense older guy, just merged his clinic with a more full-service operation. This is what I get:

(that's her in the bottom right)

and this is why she got it:

(bladder stone)

Then again, for a $609 surgery, *I* want a certificate of bravery, for not making GBS threads my pants when they gave me the bill.

# ? Jul 3, 2013 12:35

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WastedJoker posted:

This cat is, apparently, his own twin brother after 2 fertilized eggs fused.

That's Venus! She is not her own brother.

# ? Jul 3, 2013 12:43

Geolicious: Oct 21, 2003; Our posturings, our imagined self-importance, the delusion that we have some privileged position in the Universe, are challenged by this point of pale light. Our planet is a lonely speck in the great enveloping cosmic dark.; Lipstick Apathy

Dienes posted:

That's Venus! She is not her own brother.

I'm a little ashamed to admit how many cats I follow on facebook.

# ? Jul 3, 2013 13:19

Pastry of the Year: Apr 12, 2013

rear end in a top hat casserole posted:

My vet, a no-nonsense older guy, just merged his clinic with a more full-service operation. This is what I get:

(that's her in the bottom right)

That is adorable.

A vet we previously took her to had, as most vets do, an itemized receipt, and the last thing on the list was always

Hugs and Kisses ............ $0.00

:3:

# ? Jul 3, 2013 13:34

az jan jananam: Sep 6, 2011; HI, I'M HARDCORE SAX HERE TO DROP A NICE JUICY TURD OF A POST FROM UP ON HIGH

I don't know if its been posted, but here is a hilarious tumblr of indifferent cats in amateur porn. :nws:

http://indifferent-cats-in-amateur-porn.tumblr.com/

# ? Jul 3, 2013 17:42

Geolicious: Oct 21, 2003; Our posturings, our imagined self-importance, the delusion that we have some privileged position in the Universe, are challenged by this point of pale light. Our planet is a lonely speck in the great enveloping cosmic dark.; Lipstick Apathy

I want my job to be full time veterinary certificate of bravery maker. I would be so good at it.

# ? Jul 3, 2013 18:02

Golden-i: Sep 18, 2006; One big, stumpy family

# ? Jul 3, 2013 23:47

No Pun Intended: Jul 23, 2007; DWARVEN SEX OFFENDER

ASK ME ABOUT TONING MY FINE ASS DWARVEN BOOTY BY RUNNING FROM THE COPS OUTSIDE THAT ELF KINDERGARTEN

BEHOLD THE DONG OF THE DWARVES! THE DWARVEN DONG IS COMING!

Honestly if a giant zombie shark came flying towards me, I'd run away too.

# ? Jul 3, 2013 23:54

RC and Moon Pie: May 5, 2011

These are my mom's two barn cats, both male.

Eugene

He's a bit of a longhair. Despite the gruff exterior and bird killing ways, he's the biggest sweetie in the world.

You don't even have to rub him before he starts purring.

Old Yeller

Old Yeller is a leg climber and if you put your hand anywhere near his head, he'll raise up on his back legs to meet you. Unfortunately, he nips. He also talks a lot. He does not kill birds and doesn't seem to show any interest in being a tomcat.

# ? Jul 4, 2013 02:46

Rat Patrol: Feb 15, 2008; kill kill kill kill
kill me now

Ozma is so pretty, its easy to forgive her for instantly becoming shy and dull when the camera comes out.

# ? Jul 4, 2013 03:24

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

This is Happy

We got him from my dad about a year and a half ago because he'd taken in too many cats and they were becoming too much for him to handle so we got this unbelievably adorable guy. I've never owned a cat with so much unconditional love, he absolutely adores me and I him. If I crash on the couch he'll be on my chest within moments.

# ? Jul 4, 2013 04:06

Rat Patrol: Feb 15, 2008; kill kill kill kill
kill me now

What a nice little guy! :3:

# ? Jul 4, 2013 04:09

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

Huntersoninski posted:

What a nice little guy!

I just want to grab him up and squish him to my face. He's retardedly soft.

# ? Jul 4, 2013 04:12

Rat Patrol: Feb 15, 2008; kill kill kill kill
kill me now

My pizza is soft like that. He's a chubby little fur puddle and loves cuddles

# ? Jul 4, 2013 04:13

MazeOfTzeentch: May 2, 2009; rip miso beno

Finally moved my little soul stealer, Ozzy down to our new home :3:

# ? Jul 4, 2013 04:18

Murder Hats: Nov 16, 2008; "You need to put as much focus on work as you give to getting the perfect reCaptcha phrase!"
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This is Boo. Properly terrified of everything, but will nag you to pet him. Slowly, don't frighten.

# ? Jul 4, 2013 06:52

poptart_fairy: Apr 8, 2009; by R. Guyovich

My mother has a cat which looks exactly like Boo. :neckbeard:

Her eyes are just so big and she has a perpetually terrified look about her - for some reason only me and my brother can get away with smushing her. Everyone else gets biffed and she legs it.

# ? Jul 4, 2013 10:12

Rat Patrol: Feb 15, 2008; kill kill kill kill
kill me now

Pizza is that way too. From us he will accept ridiculous cuddles and baby cradling (last week I sat him on my lap straight up like a toddler and trimmed his nails. No struggle) and is rambunctious and attention loving...enter a stranger and suddenly:

My mom doesn't like him because he's not as outgoing and friendly to strangers as Ozma is and doesn't know why I keep him. I explain this is why

She does not understand.

# ? Jul 4, 2013 15:58

az jan jananam: Sep 6, 2011; HI, I'M HARDCORE SAX HERE TO DROP A NICE JUICY TURD OF A POST FROM UP ON HIGH

I have such trouble understanding insecure-nervous cats. My cat just jumps on any free lap he can see

# ? Jul 4, 2013 18:42

PainterofCrap: Oct 17, 2002; hey bebe

Still life with banana.

The largest with the smallest. The big one is Sparky the Wonder Cat, and he's not even really that fat. He has bear fur.

Like, 3-4 layers thick:

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# ? Jul 4, 2013 21:38

Geolicious: Oct 21, 2003; Our posturings, our imagined self-importance, the delusion that we have some privileged position in the Universe, are challenged by this point of pale light. Our planet is a lonely speck in the great enveloping cosmic dark.; Lipstick Apathy