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I know it was a joke, I was just... I was just wondering.
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Captain Trips posted:
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# ? Jul 5, 2013 23:48 |
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You. Pick up that poop.
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Dog Vader was seduced by the bark side of the force
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# ? Jul 6, 2013 00:52 |
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Now you see that evil will always triumph because good is OH gently caress IS THAT A CAT LEMME GO LEMME GO
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Computing is definitely computing, but just listen for a minute You don’t understand this. When I was a boy-eighteen, nineteen---I was already on the net. And there was a question in my mind as to whether computing had a future for me. Because in those days I had a yearning to go to Alaska. See, there were three gold strikes in one month in Alaska, and I felt like going out. Just for the ride, you might say. Oh, yeah, my father lived many years in Alaska. He was an adventurous man. We’ve got quite a little streak of self-reliance in our family. I thought I’d go out with my older brother and try to locate him, and maybe settle in the North with the old man. And I was almost decided to go, when I met a computer in the Parker House. He was an Apple II. And there he was eighty-four years old, and he'd computed in thirty-one states. And old Apple II, he’d be up in his room, y’understand, turn on his green screen---I’ll never forget---and connect to the phone line and call the BBS, and without ever leaving his room, at the age of eighty-four, He did his computing. And when I say that, I realized that computing was the greatest career a man could want. ‘Cause what could be more satisfying than to be able to connect, at the age of eight-four, into twenty or thirty different BBS, and pick up a phone line, and be remembered and loved and helped by so many different people? Do you know? When he died--- and by the way he died the death of a computer, in his silver nylon dust cover in the smoker of the New York, New Haven and Hartford, connecting into Boston---when he died, Hundreds of computers and users connected to hiss funeral. Things were sad on a lotta boards for months after that. See In those days there was personality in it, Howard. There was respect, and comradeship, and gratitude in it. Today, it’s all cut and dried and there’s no chance for bringing friendship to bear---or personality. You see what I mean? They don’t know me anymore!
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KillHour posted:This is really far back, but gently caress you. I watched the video on that page. Sorry. I didn't actually watch that video (but I did now). Brought back memories of Ye Olde Animal Science class, or, Why I Stopped Eating Chicken For Several Months. And thank you Ensign_Ricky. That made me snort a bit, because Ruby IS a loving oval office! She's the most punchable animated character on TV this side of Cailou. gently caress Cailou. Have Dora in a cauldron, because she and that goddamned whiny Map deserve to get it too.
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AlistairCookie posted:And thank you Ensign_Ricky. That made me snort a bit, because Ruby IS a loving oval office! She's the most punchable animated character on TV this side of Cailou. Even Sid The Science Kid?
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# ? Jul 6, 2013 02:23 |
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I too remember my fourth grade rage at Barney, Cailou and the Teletubbies.
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BAKA FLOCKA FLAME posted:Is there anybody who actually unironically believes that dogs can't look up? Because that belief would rely on not having seen a dog, ever. In high school I convinced a friend of mine that dogs couldn't look up. I think my explanation was that they could move their head up but not actually see so when you saw a dog follow a thrown ball or something it was actually just tracking it by scent. She owned a dog, too.
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# ? Jul 6, 2013 02:32 |
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The uplifting thing about beekeeper dog is that he is trained to smell diseases that attack bee colonies. That dog is saving the world. :-)
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AltoidsAddict posted:The uplifting thing about beekeeper dog is that he is trained to smell diseases that attack bee colonies. That dog is saving the world. :-) Excuse me, sir, but a dog that saves bees is contributing to the death of mankind.
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Captain Trips posted:Excuse me, sir, but a dog that saves bees is contributing to the death of mankind. No no no. You're confusing bees with hornets. Bees are the happy little workers who don't give a poo poo about you unless you intentionally attack them, you jerk. Hornets, on the other hand, are assholes who hate you and all you hold dear. dijon du jour has a new favorite as of 02:56 on Jul 6, 2013 |
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Captain Trips posted:Excuse me, sir, but a dog that saves bees is contributing to the death of mankind. Actually, quite the opposite. Bees around the world are on the verge of total annihilation due to disease. If they all die, shittons of plants we rely on for food will not get pollinated, and so will not produce new plants. That would be Very Bad.
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# ? Jul 6, 2013 06:34 |
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See, as much as people hate memes on these boards, images like this aren't half as funny without the text.
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MantisToboggan posted:See, as much as people hate memes on these boards, images like this aren't half as funny without the text. I have never seen it with text before. But I imagine its one of those, "I could be your girlfriend tonight brother" things,
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mrkillboy has a new favorite as of 09:55 on Jul 6, 2013 |
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AlistairCookie posted:Sorry. I didn't actually watch that video (but I did now). Brought back memories of Ye Olde Animal Science class, or, Why I Stopped Eating Chicken For Several Months. Oh Jesus, I can handle Dora, Diego, but gently caress THE MAP. I just wanna rip that fucker up. Also, is it just me or is Swiper less an antagonist, and more of a general douchebag?
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# ? Jul 6, 2013 11:00 |
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MantisToboggan posted:See, as much as people hate memes on these boards, images like this aren't half as funny without the text.
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# ? Jul 6, 2013 11:07 |
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pageerror404 posted:I have never seen it with text before. But I imagine its one of those, "I could be your girlfriend tonight brother" things, I'm not sure if you should feel proud or worried of your ability to recognize that meme simply by looking at a picture of a dog in stockings, but truly you're a man of the internet.
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Kanfy posted:I'm not sure if you should feel proud or worried of your ability to recognize that meme simply by looking at a picture of a dog in stockings, but truly you're a man of the internet. It has made monsters of all of us.
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# ? Jul 6, 2013 11:24 |
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Moominpappa has seen some poo poo
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Kanfy posted:I'm not sure if you should feel proud or worried of your ability to recognize that meme simply by looking at a picture of a dog in stockings, but truly you're a man of the internet. If you didn't immediately think of that, you're not a true goon.
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# ? Jul 6, 2013 11:37 |
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These two guys need their own TV show. I bet they go on all sorts of cool pot-fueled adventures together
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Woodburger posted:Computing is definitely computing, but just listen for a minute You don’t understand this. When I was a boy-eighteen, nineteen---I was already on the net. And there was a question in my mind as to whether computing had a future for me. Because in those days I had a yearning to go to Alaska. See, there were three gold strikes in one month in Alaska, and I felt like going out. Just for the ride, you might say. I like you, Stewart. You're not like the other people, here in the trailer park.
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pageerror404 posted:I have never seen it with text before. But I imagine its one of those, "I could be your girlfriend tonight brother" things, And, just like that, we're back in Morally Inept territory again. Goddammit.
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Kanfy posted:I'm not sure if you should feel proud or worried of your ability to recognize that meme simply by looking at a picture of a dog in stockings, but truly you're a man of the internet. I don't know, images in dogs of stockings don't exactly ring hundreds of bells.
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Mulefisk posted:I don't know, images in dogs of stockings don't exactly ring hundreds of bells.
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Dammit Moon Moon!
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Flyinglemur posted:I like you, Stewart. You're not like the other people, here in the trailer park. Of course, it's not like he's building landing strips for gay Martians or anything.
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Baron von Eevl posted:Of course, it's not like he's building landing strips for gay Martians or anything. Have you seen my owl? I've looked in every tree I can find around here...
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Hydrolith posted:Actually, quite the opposite. Bees around the world are on the verge of total annihilation due to disease. If they all die, shittons of plants we rely on for food will not get pollinated, and so will not produce new plants. That would be Very Bad. Isn't this pretty much the prelude to The Happening? Let's get Mark Wahlberg on it.
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# ? Jul 6, 2013 22:46 |
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Tochiazuma posted:Have you seen my owl? I've looked in every tree I can find around here... Look down! Don't you know anything?!
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Don't you guys know anything?!
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substitute posted:Don't you guys know anything?! I thought it was "Christ on a CRUTCH"....
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Effingham posted:I thought it was "Christ on a CRUTCH"....
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Strudel Man posted:This one is "jumping jesus on a pogo stick." As long as we don't go into Jesus loving Christ ...
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Soulex posted:As long as we don't go into Jesus loving Christ ... You mean this? http://i.imgur.com/SBGB9IC.jpg
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