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Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onanism


an ok article, but

"Masturbating by gripping and sliding the foreskin back and forth"

some guy took it upon himself to take pictures of jacking off

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PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

Dead Inside Darwin posted:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onanism


an ok article, but

"Masturbating by gripping and sliding the foreskin back and forth"

some guy took it upon himself to take pictures of jacking off

Basically there is an army of exhobitionists who fight over being in these.

ANIME MONSTROSITY
Jun 1, 2012

by XyloJW

Dead Inside Darwin posted:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onanism


an ok article, but

"Masturbating by gripping and sliding the foreskin back and forth"

sounds painful

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise

PleasureKevin posted:

Basically there is an army of exhobitionists who fight over being in these.

i havent checked the edits but do you think they go and delete the current picture and put theirs in

and yell at the talk page about how their penis is more "regular" and "normal"

gently caress man

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Trig Discipline posted:

ditto, although it's primarily used adult book stores

ahmeni
May 1, 2005

It's one continuous form where hardware and software function in perfect unison, creating a new generation of iPhone that's better by any measure.
Grimey Drawer

Dead Inside Darwin posted:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onanism


an ok article, but

"Masturbating by gripping and sliding the foreskin back and forth"

some guy took it upon himself to take pictures of jacking off

Masturbation Talk Page posted:

This is not a forum for posting your personal personal views on masturbation.

mods pls change yospos title to this

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

why do all the dudes shave off all their pubic hair? it looks bizarre

Starving Autist
Oct 20, 2007

by Ralp

Sagebrush posted:

why do all the dudes shave off all their pubic hair? it looks bizarre

to make it look bigger duh

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

oh, i see. that's never been necessary for me

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Sagebrush posted:

oh, i see. that's never been necessary for me

because nobody ever looks at it

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Sagebrush posted:

this sounds like the perfect thing for wolfram alpha but i can't ever make it work. i can't even get it to do the example they showed when they introduced it of "200 horsepower in hamburgers per minute"


stupid wolfram alpha

Ian McLean where are you? :ohdear:

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

trim the forest back a little, guys

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

FrozenVent posted:

because nobody ever looks at it

:fry:

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

duTrieux. posted:

trim the forest back a little, guys

i know right

don't need to burn and salt the earth, just knock it back to where it doesn't look like reggie watts is hiding in your underwear

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich
that would be a weird episode of comedy bang bang

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

"hmm, it kinda stings when i'm shaving my face/head and cut myself. welp, time to learn how to shave my balls...here we go!"
--an actual train of thought some dudes have had

ANIME MONSTROSITY
Jun 1, 2012

by XyloJW

Lutha Mahtin posted:

"hmm, it kinda stings when i'm shaving my face/head and cut myself. welp, time to learn how to shave my balls...here we go!"
--an actual train of thought some dudes have had

Id imagine ball shaving to be pretty difficult, face is mostly flat surfaces and the souther you go the more noneuclidan geometry you get

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer
fun fact, they make personal grooming devices to do that without shredding your ballsack

i haven't gone full cueball before but the ladies like it high and tight so that's what i gives em

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Call Now posted:

Id imagine ball shaving to be pretty difficult, face is mostly flat surfaces and the souther you go the more noneuclidan geometry you get

my balls are so massive that they distort space-time in their vicinity

it makes shaving a drag

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
freshly cut hair is very pointy on the tippe and can cause extra chafing

best to pull them all out imo

Blackula69
Apr 1, 2007

DEHUMANIZE  YOURSELF  &  FACE  TO  BLACULA
Just do it in the shower/bath and properly moisturize, it's not that hard

Starving Autist
Oct 20, 2007

by Ralp
seriouspost ball shaving seems scary but its actually way easier than shaving basically any other part of your body

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

Call Now posted:

Id imagine ball shaving to be pretty difficult, face is mostly flat surfaces and the souther you go the more noneuclidan geometry you get

just grab ur sack and stretch it out, nbd. make sure to use shaving cream for sensitive skin.

enjoy your summer with less ballsweat

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise

Install Gentoo posted:

just grab ur sack and stretch it out, nbd. make sure to use shaving cream for sensitive skin.

enjoy your summer with less ballsweat

yeh basically you have to be a giant idiot to gently caress this up

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off

Dead Inside Darwin posted:

yeh basically you have to be a giant idiot to gently caress this up

don't

sign

your............

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
they make this stuff called "nair", smells awful but you don't have to take a blade to your genitals

you're welcome yospos

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise

FrozenVent posted:

they make this stuff called "nair", smells awful but you don't have to take a blade to your genitals

you're welcome yospos

lol @ this

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_pangrams#Perfect_pangrams_in_English_.2826_letters.29

quote:

Without abbreviations, acronyms, contractions, initialisms, proper nouns or Roman numerals

Cwm fjord veg balks nth pyx quiz. (Relaxing in basins at the end of inlets terminates the endless tests from the box.)
Cwm fjordbank glyphs vext quiz. (Carved symbols in a mountain hollow on the bank of an inlet irritated an eccentric person.)[1]
Jink cwm, zag veldt, fob qursh pyx. (Cross valley and plain to steal coins from Saudi mint. – created by Stephen Wagner)
Junky qoph-flags vext crwd zimb. (An Abyssinian fly playing a Celtic violin was annoyed by trashy flags on which were the Hebrew letter qoph.)
Veldt jynx grimps waqf zho buck (A grass-plains wryneck climbs upon a male yak-cattle hybrid that was donated under Islamic law.)
Bortz waqf glyphs vex muck djin. (Signage indicating endowments for industrial diamonds annoy filth-spreading genies. – created by Ed Spargo)

the entire page is filled with 'gems', though

my personal favorite:

quote:

Thieving Jews quickly formed big prize tax. (36 letters) (Includes proper noun, also racist)

thanks, wikipedia

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise

PleasingFungus posted:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_pangrams#Perfect_pangrams_in_English_.2826_letters.29


the entire page is filled with 'gems', though

my personal favorite:


thanks, wikipedia

im seriously staring at these sentences trying to understand

that poo poo isnt english yo

Blackula69
Apr 1, 2007

DEHUMANIZE  YOURSELF  &  FACE  TO  BLACULA

FrozenVent posted:

they make this stuff called "nair", smells awful but you don't have to take a blade to your genitals

you're welcome yospos

u dumb sry

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

not really safe for work

http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/User_talk:Richiex

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
cool, same

came

Malloc Voidstar
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.
man there are a lot of people going "hey nice work on this encyclopedic image btw email me videos of your dick"
i liked this tho

coaxmetal
Oct 21, 2010

I flamed me own dad

Trig Discipline posted:

i know right

don't need to burn and salt the earth, just knock it back to where it doesn't look like reggie watts is hiding in your underwear

he is tho

coaxmetal
Oct 21, 2010

I flamed me own dad
please get him out I keep asking and he wont leave

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

Ronald Raiden posted:

please get him out I keep asking and he wont leave

dude's just trying to help you keep track of your loving status

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vftIGU8-uqs

ANIME MONSTROSITY
Jun 1, 2012

by XyloJW

PleasingFungus posted:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_pangrams#Perfect_pangrams_in_English_.2826_letters.29


the entire page is filled with 'gems', though

my personal favorite:


thanks, wikipedia

im the cum fjord

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise

YOSPOS: File:Testicles.jpg has been listed at Commons:Deletion requests so that the community can discuss whether it should be kept or not.

Malloc Voidstar
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.
Russian directors and the entire community of adult-movie fans, critiques, and others intrigued by the rare sexual appeal of the Russian movies, often shun away from using the term pornography. Rightfully so, they prefer a more accurate term of erotica, which stands for a more creative and passionate dramatic performance.[citation needed]

Another reason for the use of the term erotica as opposed to pornography has its roots in the etymology of words and their established use in Russian society. The word porn, while spelled the same around the globe, may mean one thing in New York and stand for an entirely different concept in Moscow. There is no legal definition of pornography in Russia, but the social and linguistic look at the word makes it disreputable and notorious.[citation needed]

Erotica in Russia, on the other hand, often refers to sophisticated and refined adult entertainment, with or without close-up shots and vivid exposure of penetration. Instead on commenting on so to speak, technical attributes, the term Erotica rather contracts an approach that describes the nature and spirit of the movie as such. Say, a classy movie emerged in the luxury of early 19th century Russian noble life and depicting sexual merriment in glorious historical palaces, would definitely be classified as high-class erotica, irrespectively of the technical details such as close-ups and penetration.[citation needed]

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FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
moooooooooom, they're not cartoon porn they're anime erotica

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