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Taste of AWESOME!!!!!!
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Jul 6, 2013 15:41
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moerketid posted:"OMG, you guys. OMG, I actually said that poo poo. I am dead serious, you guys." Read it in Lumpy Space Princess's voice. It's pretty great.
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Jul 6, 2013 17:13
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Das Boo posted:Read it in Lumpy Space Princess's voice. It's pretty great. I've been doing that for a lot of the STDH. This old one works especially well: Not Always Working posted:(My parents own a small bookstore. Being all fair-skinned redheads, it was only logical on Halloween that my three older brothers and I dress as the Weasleys from Harry Potter. Two other coworkers get into the spirit and dress as Harry and Draco. The newest coworker is a girl who wasn’t really working out. She’s dressed in an overly-revealing princess costume, so we’ve asked her to change, which she complains about.)
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Jul 6, 2013 18:00
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moerketid posted:From Facebook: I love that the teacher is so overwhelmingly amused by this now-incredibly-old reference he can't even cope with teaching anymore and has to let them go
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Jul 6, 2013 18:12
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I imagine that guy doing the troll thing at all points in their life. At their wedding, childbirth, parents 40th annuiversary, grandmas funeral he just loving bursts in and drops to the floor while the priest sends all the people home with the body unburied cuz he's cracking up.
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Jul 6, 2013 18:54
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oldpainless posted:I imagine that guy doing the troll thing at all points in their life. At their wedding, childbirth, parents 40th annuiversary, grandmas funeral he just loving bursts in and drops to the floor while the priest sends all the people home with the body unburied cuz he's cracking up. Somehow, 'troll in the dungeon' seems appropriate for these people at childbirth. Even more for conception.
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Jul 6, 2013 18:58
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vaguely posted:I've been doing that for a lot of the STDH. This gets posted like every 10 pages and it never gets old how dumb everyone involved in the story is 
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Jul 6, 2013 19:25
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NAR posted:
http://notalwaysright.com/out-of-cigarettes-out-of-patience-out-of-luck/30544 
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Jul 6, 2013 19:29
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Kimmalah posted:Well, a lot of people do consider some forms of dancing to be a very sexually charged thing (and not just the really obvious ones). But for these guys, I'm sure it's probably some variation of the whole "peacocking" thing. "I'll show her how good I am at dancing, which will unconsciously make her realize I'm great in bed and also demonstrate my genetic fitness to her. She won't be able to resist the urge to steal my sperm! This immediately made me think of Can't Buy Me Love. (Causing me to turn beet red, my jaw to drop, etc. I am now married to the VHS.)
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Jul 6, 2013 19:36
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Jul 6, 2013 21:22
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Mr. Mallory posted:Saw this on another forum I go to. Can someone please translate "AMOG" into normal people English? e: nvm, wtf
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Jul 6, 2013 21:29
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Mr. Mallory posted:Saw this on another forum I go to. Does 'number closing' mean what I think it means, i.e. getting the girl's phone number? Is that a thing somewhere besides Happy Days? I mean what kind of 'closing' is that? I distinctly remember the purpose of chatting up women at a bar being to have sex with them, not to not have sex with them and then call them at a later date. What I mean is: if you're a 'pick-up artist' and your 'closing' is getting a phone number, you are basically in the exact same position as before you 'opened', only with a number. 3D Megadoodoo has a new favorite as of 21:42 on Jul 6, 2013 |
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Jul 6, 2013 21:40
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Jerry Cotton posted:Does 'number closing' mean what I think it means, i.e. getting the girl's phone number? Is that a thing somewhere besides Happy Days? I mean what kind of 'closing' is that? I distinctly remember the purpose of chatting up women at a bar being to have sex with them, not to not have sex with them and then call them at a later date. If you bang ASAP you lose the power, you have to hold out so she gets anxious about why you didn't sleep with her at that opportunity and that makes you the dominant one. You see in the PUA world sex isn't about getting your D wet, it's like a game of mental chess.
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Jul 6, 2013 21:47
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Mr. Mallory posted:Saw this on another forum I go to. How can you spend so much time learning how to pick up women and not know how people interact at all.
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Jul 6, 2013 21:50
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NoUU posted:How can you spend so much time learning how to pick up women and not know how people interact at all. HUMAN INTERACTION The basic human forms of interaction are as follows: clapping marrying turning beet red dropping of the jaw standing mouth agape sobbing calling someone a bunch of asterisks talking to a manager
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Jul 6, 2013 21:58
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Jerry Cotton posted:Does 'number closing' mean what I think it means, i.e. getting the girl's phone number? Is that a thing somewhere besides Happy Days? I mean what kind of 'closing' is that? I distinctly remember the purpose of chatting up women at a bar being to have sex with them, not to not have sex with them and then call them at a later date. But you see if a female gives you her number she wants to have sex with you because if you'll take a look at this chart I like how in that, he's actually confronted with the fact that woah, hey, I made someone feel lovely and was an rear end in a top hat, as if he actually realizes that what he's doing is terrible, then he asks how he can get into the mindset to be an rear end in a top hat like that more often. He feels remorse but he wants to know how to get rid of that feeling because it's stopping him from e: oh and of course it's only the guy he feels bad about because women only have two emotions: whore and bitch am i right  e2: v That one, on the one hand, was super dumb, but on the other hand, thisisfatprivelege blogs about that sort of stuff ('you shouldn't want to lose weight because that oppresses fat people') all the time. Djeser has a new favorite as of 23:30 on Jul 6, 2013 |
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Jul 6, 2013 23:21
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vaguely posted:I've been doing that for a lot of the STDH. No no no no. I refuse to believe anyone actually wrote this. Even a monkey on a typewriter would never write anything as startlingly bad. Regarding the fat people STDH, I thoroughly enjoyed the excruciatingly stiff dialogue, the fact that the protagonist seems convinced that magazines have noting to do with our society's beauty ideals and "I let this subreddit merge with my life"  Also rule One for being a successful human interactioner, always be smug.
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Jul 6, 2013 23:23
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My favorite STDHs by far are the ones where people must be incredibly stupid if they don't recognize all the characters from your favorite children's series, skiffy show or anime
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Jul 6, 2013 23:31
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Jerry Cotton posted:talking to a manager The manager is always within 5 feet of the conversations in these stories and eavesdropping, ready to jump in at the perfect moment to set their employee up for a devastating bon mot. I've never had a boss do that 
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Jul 7, 2013 00:08
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Mr. Mallory posted:Saw this on another forum I go to. I googled this and that thread is the best thread.
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Jul 7, 2013 00:28
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Jerry Cotton posted:HUMAN INTERACTION You forgot running out of places of business.
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Jul 7, 2013 00:58
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Hughlander posted:You forgot running out of places of business. No that's advanced interaction since it requires you to pick up your jaw from the floor and avoid slipping in the vast pool of your tears while dodging clapping people.
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Jul 7, 2013 01:20
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Don't forget "becoming visibly upset!" It's related to some of the others listed, but is also helpfully vague, so as not to offend the delicate sensibilities of the story's victim by disclosing the specific emotional nature of their distress.
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Jul 7, 2013 01:44
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sweeperbravo posted:Don't forget "becoming visibly upset!" It's related to some of the others listed, but is also helpfully vague, so as not to offend the delicate sensibilities of the story's victim by disclosing the specific emotional nature of their distress.
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Jul 7, 2013 01:47
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Splicer posted:I like to imagine that this means they're noticeably falling over sideways. Weebles wobble but they don't fall down.
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Jul 7, 2013 03:25
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Creepy "Red Pill" dude brags about his 9-year-old child's "game". I believe not a word of this, but it still made me 
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Jul 7, 2013 05:10
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Ugh, the comments just make it worse. Someone has the gall to suggest that he isn't "an alpha." quote:It seems to me that a "prototypical Wolf Alpha" would only look like Charles Munger if he was interested in finance, so that's where he applies his talents. I'm interested in sex and writing, so I watch porn all day and write about sex and am paid handsomely for it. I don't want this is be true. e: Oh, there's a Book section quote:The second part of the grand erotic steampunk adventure, The Sky Panthers Argosy! Join Sky Captain Gideon Becker as he and his illegitimate half-sister Princess Tayanita lead a motley band of mercenaries against the Dutch-speaking Atlan (Mexican) Empire, in service of His Majesty, King of Oklahoma! I'm sure these pay handsomely. hyperhazard has a new favorite as of 05:37 on Jul 7, 2013 |
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Jul 7, 2013 05:34
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Grand erotic steampunk adventure. Those are words that somebody put together.
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Jul 7, 2013 05:50
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Dex posted:Grand erotic steampunk adventure. Those are words that somebody put together. 4 down, 999,996 to go for the year.
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Jul 7, 2013 06:08
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Good god that site. Look at his masculexicon if you want to see him describing relationships in terms of literal competitions. Look at his 'artist of the month' pages if you want to find out, surprise, the dude fetishizes the 40's/50's as 'prefeminism' and likes pin-up girls a lot. Honestly he just really reminds me of the father in The Woman, which is a horror movie I watched but didn't enjoy much. (In it the father is ridiculously abusive and feeds a teacher who tells him his daughter's pregnant (because he raped his daughter) to an eyeless feral woman he keeps as a dog.) what I'm saying is I'm not getting a good impression of this guy
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Jul 7, 2013 06:32
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Mr. Mallory posted:Saw this on another forum I go to. This one make sense if you just swap the character roles around.
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Jul 7, 2013 07:32
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Waiiit, that red pill guy actually (pretends to have/) has a wife ? A wife who somehow agreed to have kids with him ?! Seriously those people have some kind of social problem, they seem to have to turn everything into a competition Nu-uh, I pick up more women than you ! Nu-uh, my kids are all more brilliant than yours ! Nu-uh I'm more clever and interesting than you (because of my steampunk erotica) ! Regarding those books : quote:The Sky Panthers Argosy is a work of serialized fiction. Your buck has bought you roughly 20,000 words of original fiction. There will be another installment that will also cost you a buck, and which will advance the story and arouse you sexually and challenge your sense of history. The first book was published over 2 years ago. 2 years for 20k words seems pretty far of the manly prowess our subject (I was about to say friend, but even in an ironic way I just couldn't) claims to be able to achieve. About the book, taken from the amazon preview  A more cultured and civilized age huh ?  Well that's culture and civilization for you I guess... Also note how he said he included all this in the book even though it's only 69 pages long ? Fake edit : There is actually a second book in the series also from 2011. I you click on it you can read a sum up of that incredibly interesting story so far. Which also means that the book page on his blog has not been updated since 2011. Sadly it appears that neither book is popular enough to have gotten a single review  (And there is no way he gets any of my money)E: After this wall of non content, have some Reddit : quote:I grew up in a 'family' where my father had nine 'wives'. He was only legally married to one of them but the rest were joined in a religious/ spiritual type ceremony. Because of this I have close to 40 siblings, some full - many half. Family is in quotes because in reality I would call it a cult. Fathis Munk has a new favorite as of 09:07 on Jul 7, 2013 |
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Jul 7, 2013 09:05
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Fathis Munk posted:
Not sure I would call bs on the last part about the "family". It really reminds me of all I've read about The Family, a fairly well documented cult which still exists today. They are/were basically entirely based on dirty old men getting communes of wives, making GBS threads out kids which were then abused and/or neglected, because "loving for Jesus". http://www.exfamily.org/index.htm http://www.xfamily.org/index.php/The_Family_International http://www.xfamily.org/index.php/Story_of_Davidito (not something I would normally write as it's so Tumblr, but this does have potentially triggering content for people who were abused as kids)
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Jul 7, 2013 09:49
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AlbieQuirky posted:Creepy "Red Pill" dude brags about his 9-year-old child's "game". What really makes my skin crawl is the way he describes his 11 year old daughter.
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Jul 7, 2013 11:40
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 Source https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=482216821854270&set=a.266749146734373.61561.263103507098937&type=1&permPage=1
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Jul 7, 2013 13:16
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squeakyneb posted:
That's not so much STDH as a metaphor I guess ? I'm really sad that the was no smugness involved in that story because I really wanted to make a "Mugging ? More like smugging eh ?  " pun.
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Jul 7, 2013 13:18
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Um, it says right at the end "this is an analogy." They are admitting that it didn't happen, as does the caption in that link. Up your game, bro.
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Jul 7, 2013 13:19
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The day my co-worker tricked my manager into punching a 12 year old in the face I don't even know where to start.
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Jul 7, 2013 13:25
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Kajeesus posted:Up your game, bro. Yeah, like this: 
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