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FrozenVent posted:I'm going to go ahead and assume that none of those posts were written by actual women. It's better for my sanity. Right there with you.
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# ? Jul 8, 2013 01:00 |
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So what do these guys think of hermaphadites? Are they immediately superior because they have a penis or immediately inferior because they have a vagina? Seeing as how all of one's power, intellect and integretity dwells within the penis and one's ignorance, depedency and masochism dwells within the vagina, do they just cancel each other out?
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# ? Jul 8, 2013 01:26 |
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FrozenVent posted:I'm going to go ahead and assume that none of those posts were written by actual women. It's better for my sanity. Probably equal parts "men pretending to be women", "actual self-loathing misogynist women", "women currying favor with dudes by being edgy", and "scam artists setting sad cases up for a ripoff".
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# ? Jul 8, 2013 01:41 |
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Das Boo posted:So what do these guys think of hermaphadites? Are they immediately superior because they have a penis or immediately inferior because they have a vagina? Seeing as how all of one's power, intellect and integretity dwells within the penis and one's ignorance, depedency and masochism dwells within the vagina, do they just cancel each other out? Yeah I am actually somewhat curious about what they'd say about transgender people but something tells me that the answer would end up being extremely, extremely depressing.
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# ? Jul 8, 2013 02:11 |
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Adventures in Red Pill Wifery: A First Officer's Log Post-coital pillow talk: quote:It was pretty late, but we were both feeling like talking afterward. It devolved a bit, as my hamster started running loose, thinking about how I felt looking at him earlier. Because surely other women were looking at him like that now. So I started the stupid “What would you do if some girl jumped you because you’re so hot now” questioning (no, don’t tell me, I already know, stupid). And he mentions that there IS this girl at work that started getting a little too friendly, but he doesn’t work with her anymore… I could tell by the way he was trying to dodge my questions that she was obviously hot and probably younger. He said “about our age”, but….
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# ? Jul 8, 2013 02:21 |
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Please stop it with the red pill stuff, you're going to give me an ulcer.
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# ? Jul 8, 2013 02:24 |
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Retter posted:Yeah I am actually somewhat curious about what they'd say about transgender people but something tells me that the answer would end up being extremely, extremely depressing. Cheer up! Trans people on hormone replacement therapy are helpful for proving biotruths!
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# ? Jul 8, 2013 02:25 |
Reminds me of that scene in Joe Dirt where he's banging that girl, "I'm your beta! I'm your beta!"
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# ? Jul 8, 2013 02:59 |
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no more red pill please quote:(In my Ancient History class we are looking at a reconstruction of a Roman temple and discussing the Latin written on it.) This is from a 'college/university': quote:
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# ? Jul 8, 2013 03:10 |
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TroperTales made me sad, NAR made me confused, but this PUA stuff just makes me sick.
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# ? Jul 8, 2013 05:06 |
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tacodaemon posted:Adventures in Red Pill Wifery: A First Officer's Log I spent like 5 minutes trying to figure out why she was looking at her hamster, like did they leave its cage open and it ran out? And why was the hamster looking at him? I also thought it was written by a guy first and was really confused by that. tacodaemon posted:Cheer up! Trans people on hormone replacement therapy are helpful for proving biotruths! I want to murder these people.
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# ? Jul 8, 2013 05:11 |
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walrusman posted:TroperTales made me sad, NAR made me confused, but this PUA stuff just makes me sick. This Red Pill horseshit is making me miss Troper Tales.
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# ? Jul 8, 2013 07:37 |
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The revenge dreams of obese autistic teenage boys who imagine themselves ninja'ing up the high school bully are somehow far more heartening than the MRA/PUA/TRP pond scum.
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# ? Jul 8, 2013 08:51 |
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moerketid posted:The revenge dreams of obese autistic teenage boys who imagine themselves ninja'ing up the high school bully are somehow far more heartening than the MRA/PUA/TRP pond scum.
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# ? Jul 8, 2013 08:54 |
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moerketid posted:The revenge dreams of obese autistic teenage boys who imagine themselves ninja'ing up the high school bully are somehow far more heartening than the MRA/PUA/TRP pond scum. Yea it's adorable to hear someone bitter about high school imagining laying sick burns on jocks. This poo poo is just 'hey guys I loving hate women so much, I just hate every woman in the world' and a bunch of sad sexually frustrated idiots going 'YEA ME TOO!'
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# ? Jul 8, 2013 08:55 |
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Tatum Girlparts posted:Yea it's adorable to hear someone bitter about high school imagining laying sick burns on jocks. This poo poo is just 'hey guys I loving hate women so much, I just hate every woman in the world' and a bunch of sad sexually frustrated idiots going 'YEA ME TOO!'
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# ? Jul 8, 2013 09:16 |
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Red Pill also makes me sad, here's some more light hearted STDH.
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# ? Jul 8, 2013 10:16 |
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bonestructure posted:This one is triple-distilled wishful PUA thinking. I know this is terrible but I couldn't help but laugh at "give us the glare of scorned fatness"
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# ? Jul 8, 2013 10:28 |
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This one's awesome just because it relies on the premise that her family don't understand the word birth nor how their own age works.
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# ? Jul 8, 2013 11:21 |
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jalopybrown posted:This one's awesome just because it relies on the premise that her family don't understand the word birth nor how their own age works. It also means that they lied about the year of birth ? Else that girl should have been able to figure it out. Which also implies that either she never looked at her ID, or she doesn't have an ID card or her parents somehow managed to lie when making the ID card ? I give it a C- for lack of effort thinking that one through Also I really don't get the pun/joke with the v' and u's E : VV Thanks, I had actually seen that word before but completely forgot about it vv Fathis Munk has a new favorite as of 12:15 on Jul 8, 2013 |
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Fathis Munk posted:Also I really don't get the pun/joke with the v' and u's u = ewe Nobody said it was actually funny. (Edit: Except the STDH anyway)
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# ? Jul 8, 2013 12:13 |
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Djeser posted:[pontefix maximus hilarity] If it'd said Latin class instead of Ancient history class I would've believed it 100%.
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# ? Jul 8, 2013 12:18 |
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This just sounds like a bad computer science joke (many things such as data structures begin at index 0 instead of 1).
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# ? Jul 8, 2013 13:15 |
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Djeser posted:This is from a 'college/university': Why do college students in these always talk like they are five years old "Make her give it to me."
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# ? Jul 8, 2013 13:35 |
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Flaggy posted:Why do college students in these always talk like they are five years old "Make her give it to me." Because the idiots making this stuff up never progress mentally beyond that age.
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# ? Jul 8, 2013 13:37 |
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NoUU posted:Red Pill also makes me sad, here's some more light hearted STDH. I sort of assumed stuff like this was pretty common. I have friends who counted time in the womb as time being alive, and they tell people their newborn daughter is nine months old. I mean, isn't that why a doctor or whatever will ask for 'date of birth' and not 'age'?
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# ? Jul 8, 2013 13:39 |
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GreenMetalSun posted:I sort of assumed stuff like this was pretty common. I have friends who counted time in the womb as time being alive, and they tell people their newborn daughter is nine months old. I mean, isn't that why a doctor or whatever will ask for 'date of birth' and not 'age'? No, that's weird as hell.
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# ? Jul 8, 2013 14:56 |
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Dex posted:No, that's weird as hell. There are cultures where that's considered perfectly normal.
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# ? Jul 8, 2013 14:59 |
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Jerry Cotton posted:There are cultures where that's considered perfectly normal. Which ones? I know a lot of eastern Asian countries consider the day of birth year one, but I don't know any that count directly from the night your mom got knocked up like that couple with the "nine month old" newborn.
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# ? Jul 8, 2013 15:10 |
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Dex posted:Which ones? I know a lot of eastern Asian countries consider the day of birth year one, but I don't know any that count directly from the night your mom got knocked up like that couple with the "nine month old" newborn. That's essentially the rationale why in east Asia you start at 1.
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# ? Jul 8, 2013 15:15 |
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Magna Kaser posted:That's essentially the rationale why in east Asia you start at 1. Well obviously, but they're not calling newborns nine months old, which is the part I'm asking about.
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# ? Jul 8, 2013 15:23 |
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This is all irrelevant unless someone has evidence of a culture that views you as -1 when you emerge from the womb.
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# ? Jul 8, 2013 15:36 |
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Reddit admit creep thread.quote:When I was a freshman in high school, I had a super hot biology teacher. She thought I was hilarious and said I was the brightest student in her class blahblahblah. Anyways, she would always take pictures with me during the course of the school year. End of the year came around, and she put all those pictures in a collage and gave it to me. I took it home and fapped. I did the entire summer. When I moved out, I took the thing with me. It's in my closet on the top shelf as I speak. quote:Saw a hot girl in a bar that I had no chance with. I said "Hi, I think you're very beautiful" she said "thanks" and I continued "So tonight, when I go home, I'm going to think about you when I masturbate...and there's NOTHING you can do to stop me." She actually looked kinda flattered for a moment before leaving in a hurry. quote:Ok, first I wanna clear up that any similarities to a recently frontpaged post about a dude and his sister in law are only a concidence. Also, I know this is creepy as gently caress and I've never done anything like it before or after, but it's hosed up and I'm not gonna make excuses for it. Well, here goes:
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# ? Jul 8, 2013 16:40 |
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Oh Tumblr.
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# ? Jul 8, 2013 18:03 |
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She was having an auspiciously timed stroke, and we all clapped and married the EMT who saved her.
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# ? Jul 8, 2013 18:09 |
big duck equals goose posted:Reddit admit creep thread. I'm pretty sure these things DID happen.
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# ? Jul 8, 2013 18:42 |
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wilderthanmild posted:I'm pretty sure these things DID happen. A biology teacher spent an entire year taking pictures of a student, then presented him with a collage of those pics? I would freak the gently caress out.
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# ? Jul 8, 2013 18:46 |
FrozenVent posted:A biology teacher spent an entire year taking pictures of a student, then presented him with a collage of those pics? It doesn't seem THAT unrealistic for a teacher to take a bunch pictures with a student and make a collage. People do that kind of stuff. It would be more freaky if she was taking pictures of him, but the story does say with, not of.
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# ? Jul 8, 2013 18:55 |
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I had a teacher in high school who took pictures of the class over the course of the year and made collages for every graduating senior, granted it was a journalism class so it wasn't too strange, but I still don't think it's that out of place. The STDH is that some idiot doesn't know how to upload pictures in 2013.
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# ? Jul 8, 2013 19:04 |
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FrozenVent posted:A biology teacher spent an entire year taking pictures of a student, then presented him with a collage of those pics? Also, the teacher cut out the eyes in all of the pictures before making the collage.
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