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Happy Birthday, America! Joey "Jaws" Chestnut is again the strong favorite to win today, predicted to take home his seventh straight win. The only question is whether he will beat his personal best, the current (sanctioned) world record of 68, which he set in 2011 and matched in 2012. The underdogs on the card include perennial anti-hero Tim "Eater X" Janus, Matt "The Megatoad" Stonie, and the Canadian representative Christos "Hot Dog Hercules" Kyriazis - who, let's face it, shouldn't be a part of this AMERICAN tradition, and will be soundly trounced by AMERICAN eating prowess. All of you true UYD bros better have your HD television sets tuned in to ESPN3 at 1125 (Eastern) for the women's contest (Black Widow, duh) and to ESPN2 at 1200 (Eastern) for the men's.
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I'm going vegan this week. gently caress Doritos.
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I'd never eat a Dorito.
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I'd gently caress a Dorito up.
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Jul 4, 2013 17:54
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Its a thursday exception i always give myself one
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I'm vegan can I have extra cheese?
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nub posted:Happy Birthday, America! Joey "Jaws" Chestnut is again the strong favorite to win today, predicted to take home his seventh straight win. The only question is whether he will beat his personal best, the current (sanctioned) world record of 68, which he set in 2011 and matched in 2012. The underdogs on the card include perennial anti-hero Tim "Eater X" Janus, Matt "The Megatoad" Stonie, and the Canadian representative Christos "Hot Dog Hercules" Kyriazis - who, let's face it, shouldn't be a part of this AMERICAN tradition, and will be soundly trounced by AMERICAN eating prowess. All of you true UYD bros better have your HD television sets tuned in to ESPN3 at 1125 (Eastern) for the women's contest (Black Widow, duh) and to ESPN2 at 1200 (Eastern) for the men's. 69! A true AMERICAN sports hero who rose to the occasion and hit that magical mark! 
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Jul 4, 2013 21:20
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Redundant to say, but some particularly funny moments this week, particularly their discussion of the Under The Sun tour and Seth's Emmy acceptance speech. Also, pretty sure that if I ever got a time machine my new first destination would be to go and watch/be in Seth's one act play, has to have been incredible.
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nub posted:69! A true AMERICAN sports hero who rose to the occasion and hit that magical mark! This is great, thank you
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I was actually just listening to ep 127 and the vegan doritos bit came on as I got to the posts up there and it weirded me the gently caress out. cheeseballs
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Creamy Sweetholes. Sugar Nuts. Hole Munchers. Tasty Nuts. Puffy Nuts. Sweet Balls. Dingle Balls. What would you call 'em? Introducing Biscuit Holes. They sound wrong, but they taste so riiigghhht!! HARDEES!! STOP. loving. YOUR. FOOD!!
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Jul 5, 2013 02:22
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I was listening to 278 today and laughed out loud on their discussion on whether Jonathan has ejaculated more times than Seth, despite Jah being younger. UYD: The Wilt Chamberlain of Podcast Ejaculators
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Jul 5, 2013 15:20
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UYD: A twenty dollar tip on a ten dollar podcast This week's episode was really, really good
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Was "Smack it up, flip it, rub it down" referenced in UYD? I might be thinking of a different podcast.
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ReverendK posted:Was "Smack it up, flip it, rub it down" referenced in UYD? I might be thinking of a different podcast. Absolutely, couldn't tell you which ep but yes.
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A Violence Gang posted:Absolutely, couldn't tell you which ep but yes. To try to narrow it since more, I'm fairly certain it's in the range of the late 80-early 90's range
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If you haven't, you should deffo check out Jonathan's instagram. http://instagram.com/uhhyeahjohn/ I really want to hear the story of the mangled fingers on the next ep.
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Was getting coffee with my girlfriend today and she got a venti iced caramel macchiato with soy. And just now I realized that it's the same drink Jah gets (or got at one point in his life) and I'm having a full-on panny. ReverendK posted:Was "Smack it up, flip it, rub it down" referenced in UYD? I might be thinking of a different podcast. Episode 79, during the Craigshouse bit. God why do I know that 
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C-Euro posted:Was getting coffee with my girlfriend today and she got a venti iced caramel macchiato with soy. And just now I realized that it's the same drink Jah gets (or got at one point in his life) and I'm having a full-on panny. "Wait, does your coffee order contain the word 'Dream' in it?"
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Jul 7, 2013 04:18
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I'd like a Night Latte please.
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mcvey posted:I'd like a Night Latte please. With a skin cell sprinkle.
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Jul 7, 2013 05:59
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I'll take a black eye, thanks.
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dvorak posted:If you haven't, you should deffo check out Jonathan's instagram. Jonathan has said a couple times that he's also on Vine, but I haven't been able to find his account. Anyone know it, or was it just a joke?
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Binowru posted:Jonathan has said a couple times that he's also on Vine, but I haven't been able to find his account. Anyone know it, or was it just a joke? He'd be posting them to his twitter if he was, but he never has. So I'm guessing he was just goofing on how many social media outlets there are now.
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I already had a lot of the lingo in my vocabulary due to growing up in Southern California, but "full blown panny" is something I definitely stole from the show and use a lot. I am in the midst of the "Nebraska Abandoned Child Law" episodes and these updates have all been great. I can't believe such a thing happened.
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Jul 7, 2013 08:05
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Quit spoofin' me, I'm trying to pick a smoke for the summer!
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A myriad of goons have been bumping that UYD slang, its nice to see it all come full circle.
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I don't think I've had an iced tea in my life.
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UYD: leave your reptiles in the car
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If I had a top 5, episode 143 would have to fit in there somewhere. I think I had legit 5 laugh out loud moments.
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You can't bottle the sweet, sweet scent of N.B. Jazz. It never fails to crack me up when Seth casually brings that up.
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Jah's interracial porn confession in episode 5 is an all-time great moment for the show. It's amazing how on point these dudes were from the jump.
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If I still worked at a coffee shop I'd totally make up a Night Latte just in case
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Not gonna lie its pretty cool that a crazy recovering addict vegan with ADD from Haverhill, Mass is not only funny as hell but pretty on point as far as ideology. Nothing really to contribute, just wanted to expel some props
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Just listened to ep 82, and it's easily one of the best. Strictly Platonic craigslist segues directly into talking about Second Life, the story that climaxes with "Nap time, Jew" and Seth talking about smoking DMT to enter Third Life. So, so good.
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Bolek posted:Not gonna lie its pretty cool that a crazy recovering addict vegan with ADD from Haverhill, Mass is not only funny as hell but pretty on point as far as ideology. Nothing really to contribute, just wanted to expel some props He mentioned in the WTF interview that he was actually vegetarian, and not vegan. I feel like the guys have warped my entire worldview, for the better. I feel like I was so off point. UYD: Intravenous One-Shot Blasters, and Eye Drip-Drips of Lime-aritas. dvorak fucked around with this message at 20:45 on Jul 8, 2013 |
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A Violence Gang posted:Jah's interracial porn confession in episode 5 is an all-time great moment for the show. It's amazing how on point these dudes were from the jump. uyd is probably the only podcast you can listen to on shuffle and it not be weird
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well why not posted:uyd is probably the only podcast you can listen to on shuffle and it not be weird I am surprised how often I listen to something from 2008 and find myself saying "wait-that was 2008?"
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"feel free to check us out on uhhyeahdude.com, twitter.com/uhhyeahdude, facebook.com/americaspodcast, vine, instagram, myspace, tumblr, grindr, chatroulette, snapchat, paltalk... 888-842-2357 and uh, uyd@me.com, what else?" I love how they just throw nonsense social media contacts in there. dvorak fucked around with this message at 03:10 on Jul 10, 2013 |
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Grindr gets me the latest UYD happenings in my city, for sure
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