haljordan posted:

i only need so many parachute accounts b/c no one wants to hear the truth about the jewish cabal that really runs these forums

qirex posted:

well yeah it's a $200 gadget that saves you the utterly plebian task of using your keys, who else is it for?

Dead Inside Darwin posted:

also why would you want to work with/under another yospostesr, then theyll know exactly how much youre loving off at work

WorkingPeer posted:

someone explain to me what the gently caress this actually does and how it could possibly be useful

Dead Inside Darwin posted:

lets just all admit it: were actually all stymie

Bisty Q. posted:

Regardless of whether the products are delivered or performed, you agree you will not seek a refund or other compensation, by action against the Company, or by reversal or chargeback of your payment, or by any other means whatsoever.

Sagebrush posted:

legally unenforceable is just a nice abstract idea when in order to get it thrown out you have to take some massive company to court for a decade. like the telcos' "you hereby waive your right to sue and will accept whatever the verizon inc. appointed legal arbitrator says" stuff is bullshit, yes, but do you think you're actually going to get anything from fighting them over it? lmbo

incidentally this is why in tort law "loser pays all legal fees" should be a thing

RoadCrewWorker posted:

Please post Ian's salary demands, he has a "millionaire by 25" goal to reach after all.

jony ive aces posted:

don't worry it's only a stretch goal

Heresiarch posted:

what is that man doing to his salary

Heresiarch posted:

what is that man doing to his salary

Ian McLean posted:

import os
import time
import threading
import webbrowser




def close_chrome():
while 1:
os.system('taskkill /fi "imagename eq chrome.exe" /f')
time.sleep(25)


def print_money():
threading.Timer(10.0, print_money).start()
for i in range(1,40):
webbrowser.open_new('https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&cad=rja&ved=0CDIQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.federalreserve.gov%2F&ei=kA8GUZfzPKfA2gXFioDQBA&usg=AFQjCNE0Xq5NWuTinlAx19qBk4VfIu9sHg&bvm=bv.41524429,d.b2I')
return print_money



print_money()
close_chrome()

Ian McLean posted:

Honestly Wolfram knows about Statpedia, if they weren't fine with it, then they would do something.

They are probably just chillin waiting for statpedia to become super successful so that they can try and sue statpedia if they dare.

I will not settle. I will take them all the way in court and force them to loose millions in fees in vain.

Ian McLean posted:

Will you change the statpedia.net to statpedia foundation please.

Statpedia Corporation donated 5% equity to Statpedia Foundation.

In the end, I plan to have less equity than Zuck.

I am fine with living modestly for investors, and PR.

Ian McLean posted:

Statpedia is worth billions.

Ian McLean posted:

Hi Proteus,

Will you hire me at WD? I need a job.

MORE CURLY FRIES posted:

just remember that you are recommending someone for a job that honestly thought he could spam federal reserve ads clicks on google to generate a billion dollar bill for them proteus

Cold on a Cob posted:

prefect posted:

wouldn't be the first time somebody got rich thanks to a stupid idea

MORE CURLY FRIES posted:

Cream_Filling posted:

the product was stupid but the idea of selling stupid poo poo to idiots is timeless and excellent as always

Cream_Filling posted:

the product was stupid but the idea of selling stupid poo poo to idiots is timeless and excellent as always

Werthog 95 posted:

i've never wanted a knob so bad

Werthog 95 posted:

We expect the post-crowdfunding retail price of the Portland Press to be $119.

Werthog 95 posted:

We expect the post-crowdfunding retail price of the Portland Press to be $119.

haljordan posted:

whats the price of an average french press

Jonny 290 posted:

i got a 12oz (good for 1-2 cups) for $4 at TJ maxx. theyre the simplest thing in the world