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Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

It's just how buzzcuts look when you leave them a bit too long and you don't shower/are sweaty.

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Wazzerphuk
Feb 9, 2001

Hating Chelsea before it was cool
Winner of the PWM POTM for September
Winner of the PWM POTM for January
Co-Winner of the PWM POTM for March


ugggggggggggggggggggggh

UGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Paperhouse posted:

Lads out on the pull



Phwoar.

rats off to ya
Jul 22, 2008

Wazzerphuk posted:



ugggggggggggggggggggggh

UGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH

So there's a priest, a rabbi, and a black guy...

euroboy
Mar 24, 2004

Obafemi Martins has a classy dining room

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

euroboy posted:

Obafemi Martins has a classy dining room


Jesus Christ.

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

For this recipie you will need:
Football match (Halftime of), Celebrity Owner (Motivational speaking of), Sherry (Bottle of)

euroboy posted:

Obafemi Martins has a classy dining room


Arranged to show his date of birth

euroboy
Mar 24, 2004

Blue Screen Error posted:

Arranged to show his date of birth

lmao

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

euroboy posted:

Obafemi Martins has a classy dining room


:911:

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost
I'm assuming the Newcastle one is extra wide?

For content - even for a football player that dude has some ridiculous quads:



Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.

Blue Screen Error posted:

Arranged to show his date of birth

haha

The Finn
Aug 27, 2004

إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم

Blue Screen Error posted:

Arranged to show his date of birth

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Blue Screen Error posted:

Arranged to show his date of birth

:golfclap:

Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010
Is he really old then?

The Finn
Aug 27, 2004

إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم

Breath Ray posted:

Is he really old then?

That's the joke, yes

Thirteenth Step
Mar 3, 2004

blue footed boobie posted:

Looks like they're still there, but you can't really have a buzz cut with plugs, since they're not going to be as thick as natural hair. Not sure what he was thinking.

He's had a second hair transplant recently, which is the reason it's so short.

euroboy
Mar 24, 2004

His body is rejecting the transplants, it's just natural. He can't fight nature. He needs to just let it go. *does the bald nod*

Thirteenth Step
Mar 3, 2004

Didn't that happen to Stephen Ireland? Elton John has had a bit of a result however.

The Mash
Feb 17, 2007

You have to say I can open my presents

Thirteenth Step posted:

Didn't that happen to Stephen Ireland? Elton John has had a bit of a result however.

IIRC it wasn't so much Stephen Irelands body rejecting the plugs as his national team

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Breath Ray posted:

Is he really old then?

No dude he's the Kyle Reese of footballers.

Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi
Mar 26, 2005

euroboy posted:

His body is rejecting the transplants, it's just natural. He can't fight nature. He needs to just let it go. *does the bald nod*

Perhaps we need to host a benefit. Preferably at a prison.

chuggo is BACK
Jul 1, 2008




"Chuggo"

PWM POTM December 2014

Blue Screen Error posted:

Arranged to show his date of birth

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
I don't know man.

I don't know.

Hashtag Nascar
Jan 4, 2012

Thirteenth Step posted:

Didn't that happen to Stephen Ireland?

I think he was using the hair from his three grandmother's wigs.

Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010

T. Finninho posted:

That's the joke, yes

Weird I didn't know this. I figured he was old or it was a 9/11 joke. Either way, it's funny as gently caress IMO

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.

Breath Ray posted:

Is he really old then?

Not only is he old but as with most Nigerian players nobody knows their ages for sure as they lie about it when they get to Europe with the aid of the Nigerian FA and government, so the joke is that 9/11/17 might as well be his real birth date for all we know, google it. Or maybe the joke was just that he's old in which case it does not get my "haha" seal of approval as previously conceded.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

Mean Bean Machine posted:

Not only is he old but as with most Nigerian players nobody knows their ages for sure as they lie about it when they get to Europe with the aid of the Nigerian FA and government, so the joke is that 9/11/17 might as well be his real birth date for all we know, google it. Or maybe the joke was just that he's old in which case it does not get my "haha" seal of approval as previously conceded.

What's funnier is that he's only listed as 29 now. If someone could dig up a picture of him in his first couple years when he claimed to be 16 or whatever I I would appreciate it for the lols. I couldn't find it with a cursory GIS.

The Mash
Feb 17, 2007

You have to say I can open my presents
Best I can do:


As far as I can tell that's the 2003-2004 Inter shirt where he'd turned 19 during the season, according to his wiki date of birth

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Reminder that a former Nigerian MNT coach came out recently and said that when Kanu was playing for Portsmouth in the FA Cup and getting regular Premier League football he was well into his 50s. Lmao.

Vinestalk
Jul 2, 2011
Would mean he scored a 15min hat trick against Chelsea in his 40s. Hope I can age as well as Kanu.

shut up blegum
Dec 17, 2008


--->Plastic Lawn<---

El Hefe posted:

Looks like Pep picked up some habits from Zlatan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzUP5VHLgl4


And Rafinha picked up some habits from Pep?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7PCkzp-uIk

For those who don't understand German, Robben refuses to go in the middle of the circle. He claims he only touched the ball once, and wants to stay where he is.

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
Nice. Rafinha is a bitch for saying poo poo there like a little snitch

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Maurides scores his first ever goal for Internacional.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xwTR0KCsHI

And proceeds to sprain his knee and go off on a stretcher from his celebration.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

The Mash posted:

Best I can do:


As far as I can tell that's the 2003-2004 Inter shirt where he'd turned 19 during the season, according to his wiki date of birth

Oh yes this will do nicely. He looks like he's in his mid to late twenties there.

Soup and a Sandwich
Apr 8, 2008

skeng

T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

Shut up DUMMY

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

Best thing I've seen Giroud wearing.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Looks about right on Rosicky

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Are those shirt supposed to be ethnic? Looks Indonesian. Would look decent with matching bottoms, not with loving Nike shorts.

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goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Still not their worst away shirt.

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