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Dagen H
Mar 19, 2009

Hogertrafikomlaggningen
Does my almost-22-year-old son count, under my supervision?

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Black88GTA
Oct 8, 2009

Bucephalus posted:

Honda 2ner guys: gold or junk? Asking $1K:



The fact that this has survived this long - being driven, and not stored somewhere - says a lot by itself. Almost all of these either became lime green, cut spring, HIDZZZZ in stock housings, plastic clad monstrosities or turned to dust 10 years ago.

Buy it. Just don't allow your son to go near websites that sell body kits.

Dagen H
Mar 19, 2009

Hogertrafikomlaggningen
Project Car Hell: http://columbus.craigslist.org/cto/3928288904.html

Jealous Cow
Apr 4, 2002

by Fluffdaddy

Do it!!!!

Sinestro
Oct 31, 2010

The perfect day needs the perfect set of wheels.
How do you lose a fuel pump?

Dagen H
Mar 19, 2009

Hogertrafikomlaggningen

Bucephalus posted:

Honda 2ner guys: gold or junk? Asking $1K:



Gone :(

BrokenKnucklez
Apr 22, 2008

by zen death robot
http://lincoln.craigslist.org/cto/3895080308.html

Some one should purchase that......

Octopus Magic
Dec 19, 2003

I HATE EVERYTHING THAT YOU LIKE* AND I NEED TO BE SURE YOU ALL KNOW THAT EVERY TIME I POST

*unless it's a DSM in which case we cool ^_^

Bucephalus posted:

Honda 2ner guys: gold or junk? Asking $1K:



100k on a built motor sounds like it's going to need to be redone at some point.

djdanno13
Apr 20, 2004

Killing Nazi Zombies since June 14 1775

I'm on a phone, so no screenshots yet, but what would be the best choice if I was thinking of picking up a crx.

http://fayetteville.craigslist.org/cto/3931462611.html
86' with little info and needs a new passenger side front fender but price is right

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/cto/3881176749.html
Basically same deal as above, but is misfiring and cheaper price.

http://fayetteville.craigslist.org/cto/3927768061.html
Super clean 90' but the price is a little high

http://wilmington.craigslist.org/cto/3906300195.html
Decent price and has a swapped B16

http://florencesc.craigslist.org/cto/3860682462.html
Clearly the CRX I should buy, just need to sell my DD to get some scratch for this sweet ride.

Dagen H
Mar 19, 2009

Hogertrafikomlaggningen

Sinestro posted:

How do you lose a fuel pump?

Same car, different ad:

quote:

*** needs fuel pump . it was off soaking and my mechanic died. it never came back to me. weird but true. ***

Octopus Magic
Dec 19, 2003

I HATE EVERYTHING THAT YOU LIKE* AND I NEED TO BE SURE YOU ALL KNOW THAT EVERY TIME I POST

*unless it's a DSM in which case we cool ^_^

djdanno13 posted:

I'm on a phone, so no screenshots yet, but what would be the best choice if I was thinking of picking up a crx.

http://florencesc.craigslist.org/cto/3860682462.html
Clearly the CRX I should buy, just need to sell my DD to get some scratch for this sweet ride.

91' HONDA CRX SI- SHOW OR ROADRACE OR A FULL 10SEC DRAGRACING CAR - DOSEN'T RUN-

How is it a 10 second car if it doesn't run????

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!



I love people who post ads ON THE INTERNET and then specify "no emails".

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



Darchangel posted:

I love people who post ads ON THE INTERNET and then specify "no emails".

NO SCAMMERS!

"Well poo poo, there I was about to try and rip that guy off, but he said no scammers so I'd better try somebody else"

My Rhythmic Crotch
Jan 13, 2011

Darchangel posted:

I love people who post ads ON THE INTERNET and then specify "no emails".
They do that because there are so many bots and scammers that just posting an ad will result in a flood of emails, and it's time consuming and/or difficult to tell the difference between bullshit and real emails.

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Sinestro posted:

There are 5 different, really nice BMW 2002s on my local craigslist for cheap.

They are all '76s. :smithicide:

I don't know 2002s well enough. What's bad about `76s?

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


FIRST TIME posted:

I don't know 2002s well enough. What's bad about `76s?

Square tail lights, I guess?

Professor Bling
Nov 12, 2008

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

KozmoNaut posted:

Square tail lights, I guess?

And massive federalized 5MPH bumpers that ruin the good looks of the car. In the US, at least.

Sinestro
Oct 31, 2010

The perfect day needs the perfect set of wheels.
They have 20 less horsepower and because I'm in California, the smog Gestapo will crush my car if I try to fix it. '76 is the first year for smog.

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


Sinestro posted:

They have 20 less horsepower and because I'm in California, the smog Gestapo will crush my car if I try to fix it. '76 is the first year for smog.

Oh :(

That sucks major rear end. No wonder they're selling them.

wilfredmerriweathr
Jul 11, 2005

G-Mach posted:

Now how about some actual gold?

http://duluth.craigslist.org/cto/3852227752.html











Loaded-power windows, power brakes, air, cruise, tilt,etc. Stored winters, never smoked in, original paint, never been in an accident. Excellent condition 71,000 miles (no trades)
I showed this ad to a friend when it was originally posted. Got together with him the other day and he asked "hey, did you see my new car yet?"





It's actually pretty quick from 50 to 70, at which point it rapidly runs out of steam. But it'll cruise all day long (fwd, auto).

CatBus
May 12, 2001

Who wants a mustache ride?

I know I'm late to the party, but that isn't a 1977 Scout. It is a Scout, not a Scout II, so it could not be a 1977. I am guessing that is a typo, and it is a 1967 Scout (the headlights and grille tend to support this).

Anyway, RUST.

G-Mach
Feb 6, 2011

wilfredmerriweathr posted:

I showed this ad to a friend when it was originally posted. Got together with him the other day and he asked "hey, did you see my new car yet?"





It's actually pretty quick from 50 to 70, at which point it rapidly runs out of steam. But it'll cruise all day long (fwd, auto).

Another AI success story. It does looks really clean. How is the overall condition of it?

Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug

wilfredmerriweathr posted:

I showed this ad to a friend when it was originally posted. Got together with him the other day and he asked "hey, did you see my new car yet?"





It's actually pretty quick from 50 to 70, at which point it rapidly runs out of steam. But it'll cruise all day long (fwd, auto).

Oh wow that thing is gorgeous. Digidash?

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

wilfredmerriweathr posted:

It's actually pretty quick from 50 to 70, at which point it rapidly runs out of steam. But it'll cruise all day long (fwd, auto).
Yay for oddball subies. :3:

I didn't know they made those in FWD only.

G-Mach
Feb 6, 2011

slidebite posted:

Yay for oddball subies. :3:

I didn't know they made those in FWD only.

FWD is a option. There are AWD ones too.

wilfredmerriweathr
Jul 11, 2005
Yeah, digidash. It's super clean except for needing a new strut in the rear. It even has all the original stickers on the door explaining all the equipment in engrish.

Even with fwd the thing just rips in the corners.

wilfredmerriweathr fucked around with this message at 18:33 on Jul 15, 2013

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


It's the sort of car where it doesn't matter than it's automatic and FWD. Along with the styling and digidash and TURBO XT, it just adds to the weird sort of 80s pseudo-futuristic appeal.

Dagen H
Mar 19, 2009

Hogertrafikomlaggningen
http://parkersburg.craigslist.org/cto/3936293138.html

Dagen H
Mar 19, 2009

Hogertrafikomlaggningen
http://columbus.craigslist.org/cto/3937254053.html

Crustashio
Jul 27, 2000

ruh roh

rcman50166 posted:

There is no way this car is actually worth $10k, right?



Also, good luck trying to sell a car that you won't let anyone drive.

Properly built S52 e30s can go for 10k. But we are talking perfect exterior & sport interior, proper wiring job, the right suspension/brake upgrades, quality wheels, etc.

But secondhand swapped e30s without a ridiculously in depth build thread are not worth even close to that. There are so many lovely shortcuts that people take with swapped cars that I wouldn't touch one with a 10 foot pole. And people tend to swap the motor and leave the body & interior in crappy condition.

Motronic
Nov 6, 2009

quote:

Land Rover Range Rover - $500.......Will need towed away.

This is redundant.

Also, note the beautiful matte red-ish paint, the blocks keeping it from falling down the driveway because the parking pawl and emergency brake are both broken as well as the oil slick underneath it.

Motronic fucked around with this message at 01:32 on Jul 16, 2013

Dagen H
Mar 19, 2009

Hogertrafikomlaggningen
They're waiting for someone who believes that the cheapest & simplest of the possible oil leaks is the one that decommissioned it.

Dagen H
Mar 19, 2009

Hogertrafikomlaggningen
:siren:33% discount:siren:
http://akroncanton.craigslist.org/cto/3897298172.html

BrokenKnucklez
Apr 22, 2008

by zen death robot

Motronic posted:

This is redundant.

Also, note the beautiful matte red-ish paint, the blocks keeping it from falling down the driveway because the parking pawl and emergency brake are both broken as well as the oil slick underneath it.

Because I'm crazy.... I'd buy that.

Crustashio
Jul 27, 2000

ruh roh

I don't understand those "XXXX IF BOUGHT BY THE WEEKEND". If you're willing to take 900 now, but I show up a week later, are you really going to turn me down?

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.

Crustashio posted:

I don't understand those "XXXX IF BOUGHT BY THE WEEKEND". If you're willing to take 900 now, but I show up a week later, are you really going to turn me down?

Mortgage is due Monday, I'm guessing.

Dagen H
Mar 19, 2009

Hogertrafikomlaggningen
http://akroncanton.craigslist.org/cto/3938468464.html

Grumbletron 4000
Nov 30, 2002

Where you want it, bitch.
College Slice

wilfredmerriweathr posted:

I showed this ad to a friend when it was originally posted. Got together with him the other day and he asked "hey, did you see my new car yet?"


That's awesome. My first car was one a lot like that. Mine was blue on blue like that but I had 4wd and no turbo. No space shuttle dash either. I loved that car. Best interior ever. At the time it was kind of expensive to keep running mostly because the air suspension was a motherfucker to fix and find parts for. I finally had everything running tip-top and then crashed it in a moment of youthful stupidity. One day I'll have another.

Disgruntled Bovine
Jul 5, 2010

Motronic posted:

This is redundant.

The question is, what is more redundant; Land Rover Range Rover, or Range Rover that has to be towed away?

Disgruntled Bovine fucked around with this message at 05:04 on Jul 16, 2013

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Motronic
Nov 6, 2009

Disgruntled Bovine posted:

The question is, what is more redundant; Land Rover Range Rover, or Range Rover that it has to be towed away?

The latter.

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