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Greetings Wife, I am Husband, you have sent me this text in error. Ho ho ho, what japes.
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Plan Z posted:Is it just me, or does it seem like the iPhone text chat conversations never actually happen: It's obviously fake. The green bubbles are the owner of the phone, and i really doubt they'd screenshot and share themselves getting embarrassed like that.
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DrHerpington posted:http://www.oregonlive.com/education/index.ssf/2013/06/in_college_at_12_off_to_start.html There is so much contradiction in this entire article, stupid "ripped out the battery" comment aside. Let me qualify this by saying I am working on a joint Ph.D. in Computer and Cognitive Sciences, primarily developing and evaluating tools for early STEM education. There are several things mentioned as if they are remarkable, but they aren't. 5 years old is a little early for most students to start doing robotics with Lego NXT (what was mentioned in the article), it's not unheard of. My research center hosts camps over the summer, and we had 6-10 year olds working on the same platform this past week. Getting custom code on whatever visual platform she was using is trivial. Visual programming languages are simply an intermediary between a user and another programming language. It's a simple matter of finding out what actual language the system runs on and, if she was using the NXT brick, reading about the firmware, which is pretty simple. These code injection "hacks" have been around for a long time as well, and aren't new. As for her "600-hour perfected AI", judging by what is linked and discussed, she reinvented a lovely wheel. It's a heuristic-based search algorithm which is basically the first thing you'll learn about in any AI course. They also operate terribly, and more advanced methods for tasks such as moving a robot around an environment already exist and are in use. Nothing that the people who run the program would drop everything and fly across an ocean to discuss. A Skype call is plausible, but the time and money to fly to discuss a heuristic-based search she developed is comical. A "software testing tool" she created is mentioned, which, again, is reinventing the wheel, and probably in not as a robust manner compared to current testing tools. Is she a bright kid? Yes, and I won't argue that. Is her story peppered with a ton of STDH and over-exaggeration? It sure is. If any of her work was remarkable thus far, it would be published. It isn't. I just hope she goes into grad school without a chip on her shoulder.
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# ? Jul 14, 2013 18:31 |
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Doctor Doodler posted:Dominos doesn't have hot sauce. That's what the guy at Dominoes said, but after the kid told him about his sweet troll they went out and bought hot sauce just for this prank and then gave him free pizzas for life.
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# ? Jul 14, 2013 19:06 |
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step aside posted:It's obviously fake. The green bubbles are the owner of the phone, and i really doubt they'd screenshot and share themselves getting embarrassed like that. I like this comment someone wrote. "Out of all the the things that didn't happen, this one extra didn't." I think this imgur commenter would enjoy our thread.
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# ? Jul 14, 2013 19:35 |
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OctaviusBeaver posted:That's what the guy at Dominoes said, but after the kid told him about his sweet troll they went out and bought hot sauce just for this prank and then gave him free pizzas for life. Um, read the thread, we talked about this 3 pages ago. They have hot sauce, and putting bell peppers on a pizza doesn't make it hot, it makes it delicious.
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# ? Jul 14, 2013 19:54 |
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step aside posted:It's obviously fake. The green bubbles are the owner of the phone, and i really doubt they'd screenshot and share themselves getting embarrassed like that. I guess I mostly meant in it the sense of "When has one of those text chat things ever been believable in any way?" One of the most famous ones I can remember was http://textsfrombennett.tumblr.com/. Not only do you have the classic "*sigh* this what I as a natural straight man have to put up with," Bennett's grammar constantly switches from varying degrees of perfect to illegible sentence to sentence. It kind of just reads like "I want to do racial humor in a way that will get me in less trouble." Shame, because there are actually some genuinely funny one, but the "Sheldon" guy gets heinously defensive and weird whenever someone pokes holes in his story. Plan Z has a new favorite as of 20:52 on Jul 14, 2013 |
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All on Black posted:What the gently caress does "douchebags[...]" mean? Is that her way of indicating a dramatic pause before she rained verbal destruction upon them? Man, verbal destruction would have been a great alt-title for the usual suspects.
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# ? Jul 14, 2013 20:51 |
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From Tumblr
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# ? Jul 14, 2013 21:04 |
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Well Mr. Stevens, I'd be making GBS threads blood if I had to see that fat gently caress every night too. Hahaha, just kidding, now get out of my office, butts are too gross to deal with on a Friday.
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# ? Jul 14, 2013 21:11 |
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"I need to rear end you a few questions butt first lets sign the paperwork, i know im being anal, but it needs to be done first not in the end thats just a little joke sorry to be so cheeky also your wife is a fat gently caress and stop shooting blood of your rear end onto my floor because cleaning it up will make me behind schedule."
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# ? Jul 14, 2013 21:17 |
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Fatphobia The fear of a human version of this
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# ? Jul 14, 2013 21:42 |
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Plan Z posted:I guess I mostly meant in it the sense of "When has one of those text chat things ever been believable in any way?" I saw this guy live, he was the supporting act for Reggie Watts. Pretty surprised to see him come up in this context.
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# ? Jul 14, 2013 22:48 |
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Account McAccount posted:Yes, because the appropriate thing to do is not to call the police and report those two officers, but to rant about it to /r/mensrights. And he has a job but lives in a boat dock? I'm imagine a creepy old guy with a long beard and dented hat, and a huge coat with holes in it. The guy who posted it also posted a bunch of "I'm an angry man due to what I read on Craigslist about terrible women" stuff posted from a specific local Craigslist. If you google his reddit username with that city, he's a member of a boat club but probably not a custodian. There are three building on the boat club in question, but they're small. There's a public park right next to the club and no fence, so maybe somebody wandered over on accident but it definitely would not have been such a big loving deal. His other posts on reddit are STDH about how there's a false record out there, on the net, about him abusing his wife. Nope, there's nothing. It also lists him as laid off when he's listed as employed on LinkedIn. He also talks about being a speaker at his young daughter's school when his job is unextraordinary and uninteresting to high schoolers. It's a sad little man with a boring life who makes poo poo up for Internet points. Pretty pathetic.
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# ? Jul 15, 2013 04:24 |
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"I smashed my guitar over a kids head and gave him a serious injury because he has an opinion on music that isn't mine. Then my dad rewarded me with a new guitar for it, because giving a kid a concussion is okay as long as you're defending good music." Doctor Doodler has a new favorite as of 06:00 on Jul 15, 2013 |
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gently caress you, Tumblr. posted:This is the plaster (Band aid) my 3 year old brother gave to me tonight. He saw my cuts when I was tucking him into bed and he asked what they were. Naturally, I told him the truth, I told him that when I get angry or upset I do this to myself to calm down. His little face looked heart broken. This 3 year old child then ran away into the kitchen, Pulling out a small box. He pulled out his favorite plaster with George (His favorite character or course) and ran back to me, Handing my the plaster. He then said. ‘You should never do that to yourself, It’s not good for you. George will make you feel better” Another: Nope. posted:Can't believe this actually happened DrHerpington has a new favorite as of 05:56 on Jul 15, 2013 |
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I can see a server doing the desert thing, or the baby thing, but it didn't happen when OP instantly gets a girls number for making references to a TV show. What cashier and manager would willingly gently caress themselves out of a sale? and a kill/death ratio of 1.82 isn't even that good! Doctor Doodler has a new favorite as of 06:12 on Jul 15, 2013 |
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Doctor Doodler posted:
What in the holy gently caress does any of this mean? It all just sounds like normal stuff you would say to a customer, especially if you're a bit creative/eccentric, other than the allons-y (unless they're in Canada, in which case, it's normal)! It's not like it's "Hey, customer, you are... quite.. good.. at... turning... me... on" or some other obscure reference! And even that's not that obscure. I don't loving get it.
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# ? Jul 15, 2013 06:14 |
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Doctor Doodler posted:
Why is it always "Bohemian Rhapsody?" It's never any other Queen song, not "Another One Bites the Dust", never "We Will Rock You", not even "We Are The Champions" or "Radio Gaga". It's always "Bohemian Rhapsody". Why won't these god drat nerds realize Queen had more than one song?
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# ? Jul 15, 2013 06:57 |
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If I had to hear some crappy high school student squawk through 6 minutes of Bohemian Rhapsody, I'd probably say something too. Why do people argue about what music is "good music"? If he's worried that not enough people will buy the latest Queen album so there won't be another one, well...
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# ? Jul 15, 2013 07:05 |
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canyoneer posted:If I had to hear some crappy high school student squawk through 6 minutes of Bohemian Rhapsody, I'd probably say something too. I legit can't imagine a worse musical experience than listening to some rear end in a top hat try to play a song like Bohemian Rhapsody on a guitar. Like, even if they're decent at it, best case they sound pretty ok, most likely case is they sound like poo poo and I have to listen to it for six loving minutes.
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# ? Jul 15, 2013 07:12 |
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The guitar in Bohemian Rhapsody doesn't really kick in until it gets close to the solo anyway. Bohemian Rhapsody is definitely not the best Queen song to play solo on a guitar, but that poo poo didn't happen, so I guess it doesn't matter
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canyoneer posted:If I had to hear some crappy high school student squawk through 6 minutes of Bohemian Rhapsody, I'd probably say something too. That guy sounds like a total asswipe to even imagine doing that. In ever music extracurricular I've been in, stuff that was popular (I guess before Lil Wayne?) was played: video game themes (Mario, Pokemon), pop music/emo/r+b, stuff from films, The Simpson's Theme. DrHerpington has a new favorite as of 07:33 on Jul 15, 2013 |
# ? Jul 15, 2013 07:29 |
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Um, but don't you guys remember this, that was featured on the front page? Queen can happen at any time, so... (by hellbastard )
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# ? Jul 15, 2013 07:39 |
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Hugh Howey, why you gotta play me like this?And the author was Albert Einstein. posted:True story. I’m waiting in line for the Hugos last year (no, not to receive one, to attend the ceremony), and as is my wont, I chat up the strangers on all sides of me. As one might expect at WorldCon, everyone around me was a writer of some sort. There were two Canadians behind me just breaking out on the scene. We had a nice chat, right up until the batshit craziest broad at all of WorldCon joins the conversation.
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# ? Jul 15, 2013 08:36 |
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Account McAccount posted:Um, but don't you guys remember this, that was featured on the front page? Queen can happen at any time, so... Whilst I love HB, I have to wonder why these chaps are jerking off under the desk?
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# ? Jul 15, 2013 10:01 |
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DrHerpington posted:
So I really hope this isn't a type and the little brother actually told him that he was so worthless, even he wasn't worth hurting himself Concerning the guitar story, I have often wondered when Bohemian Rhapsody became the official anthem of ~good music~ ? Almost every story falls back on that song when they want to show how they listen to the best of musics and it's always Queen who gets compared to Lil' Wayne/Justin Bieber/Who ever is the current most hated. (Also I don't even like that song, deal with it internet kids ) Doctor Doodler posted:What cashier and manager would willingly gently caress themselves out of a sale? and a kill/death ratio of 1.82 isn't even that good! I like how at the same time she's like "Hey I don't need to prove I'm a gamer" and "Luckily I know my exact K/D ratio so I can prove to people I'm a gamer"
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# ? Jul 15, 2013 10:09 |
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Doctor Doodler posted:"Look girly, this isn't a beauty salon." I hate it when Gamestop is staffed by private eyes from the 40s. DrHerpington posted:Hugh Howey, why you gotta play me like this? Good lord. Every word of that screams terrible writer who truly believes he is an amazing one.
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# ? Jul 15, 2013 10:52 |
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Doctor Doodler posted:
More importantly though, I still can't understand why there seems to be this pride over the fact of being a gamer*. The whole "gamer" name bothers me, since it's the equivalent of calling yourself a "televisioner" or a "booker". * See this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXWiG2B4zk or this (racism!) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qf8nQ9asfvY EDIT: I didn't know Diablo III was coming out for the PS3.
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# ? Jul 15, 2013 11:43 |
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My favourites are the ones that don't even try to have the correct aspect ratio
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# ? Jul 15, 2013 11:45 |
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DrHerpington posted:Hugh Howey, why you gotta play me like this? Oh yes also : Who the hell is he refering to with "Sheldon's girlfriend" ? I'm by no means an expert of the big bang theory, but I have seen a few episodes and as far as I can tell Sheldon's girlfriend is nothing like what he describes her as. "Big-toothed and nodding and telling people how great they were." So is that a completely failed attempt at making a pop culture reference ?
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# ? Jul 15, 2013 12:00 |
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DrHerpington posted:Hugh Howey, why you gotta play me like this? Supposedly he is a writer and he wrote this?
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# ? Jul 15, 2013 13:37 |
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Flaggy posted:Supposedly he is a writer and he wrote this? STDH: somebody wrote his Wikipedia page who wasn't him.
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Thinky Whale posted:STDH: somebody wrote his Wikipedia page who wasn't him. Turns down seven figures, he worked as a yacht captain!
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# ? Jul 15, 2013 13:59 |
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Flaggy posted:Turns down seven figures, he worked as a yacht captain! While there are probably mega-yacht captains bringing in six figures, I'd guess the average is way lower than that, especially for smaller yachts that don't require extensive licensing. The term is so broad, I can't really make a good guess as to salary (Huge difference between the guy getting paid to drive a 60 footer and the guy captaining a 350 ft yacht) but I got offered a job as 2nd Mate on a 100m yacht, and that paid about 50% of what I made on a cargo ship.
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FrozenVent posted:While there are probably mega-yacht captains bringing in six figures, I'd guess the average is way lower than that, especially for smaller yachts that don't require extensive licensing. The term is so broad, I can't really make a good guess as to salary (Huge difference between the guy getting paid to drive a 60 footer and the guy captaining a 350 ft yacht) but I got offered a job as 2nd Mate on a 100m yacht, and that paid about 50% of what I made on a cargo ship. Hanging around the Ft. Lauderdale area I've bumped into more than one captain whose job it is to just babysit some wealthy persons boat year round and meet them wherever they happen to be heading in the Caribbean usually. A couple mentioned that the salary was 100K+, not in any boastful way and I have no reason to disbelieve. Someone who can afford to own a yacht and only use it a few days a year will probably overpay someone for a cush job like that.
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# ? Jul 15, 2013 15:33 |
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It depends on a lot of factors, really - where the yacht is registered, nationality of the crew, size of the yacht. I could see 100k a year for an American captaining a large-ish yacht, since that guy would need to have an actual decent license.
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# ? Jul 15, 2013 15:49 |
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Redditors tell stories about strippers.
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# ? Jul 15, 2013 18:51 |
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Ah yes, the private room of a strip club, where you can have a long and engaged conversation with someone. Have these people ever been in a club of any kind?
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Boneitis posted:Ah yes, the private room of a strip club, where you can have a long and engaged conversation with someone. Well done; so rare that we see a "Read the drat thread" burn done with such subtlety.
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