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-Atom- posted:I could honestly listen to people making GBS threads on Gary for 8 hours a day. The show used to be a glorious thing. Somebody would mention Baba Booey for who-knows-what reason and Howard would immediately go on the warpath, demanding the monkey be brought into the studio for a fresh round of abuse. It was like Howard was continually angry at him, and it just needed a mention for it to come to the surface. 
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picosecond posted:Holy crap, according to that clip he was planning on coming to New York! I hope he does one day, I gotta him in person. "I gotta him in person" I hope that the missing words between 'gotta' and 'him' are "tie balloons to his wheelchair over and over again and see how much it annoys"
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Artie is engaged: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoX2BYS2NbQ
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Oh Jesus Christ, so they break up a month ago, get back together 2 weeks ago, and now they are engaged? Yeah I give it until the end of the year before this all crashes and burns horribly. If that long.
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Jul 16, 2013 14:08
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They better get married quickly so she can get some money out of his inevitable death in a few months.
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Jul 16, 2013 14:45
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Ed Torian's inability to repeat a question that was literally just read to him never ceases to baffle/amuse me.
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Paul Kersey posted:Artie is engaged: I wonder what Howard's excuse will be for not going to the wedding?
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Joe Don Baker posted:They better get married quickly so she can get some money out of his inevitable death in a few months. Artie will never die, but the divorce will be epic. "I didn't sign a pre-nup because I loved you, and now you're robbin' my money YOU WHORE!"
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Jul 16, 2013 15:49
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So who's stupider: Jackie for voluntarily leaving the show while making $250k because he wanted to 'Punch up scripts' or Artie, for voluntarily leaving the show while making $850k because getting up was too hard on his taking heroin schedule?
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Jul 16, 2013 18:51
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Ether Frenzy posted:So who's stupider: I'm not 100% but I don't think Artie left "voluntarily".
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Jul 16, 2013 18:59
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Did Jackie really only make 250k? I was under the impression that he made a lot more?
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Sand Monster posted:I'm not 100% but I don't think Artie left "voluntarily". Did he get fired? Because if not, he left voluntarily
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EngineerJoe posted:Did Jackie really only make 250k? I was under the impression that he made a lot more? I swear Howard said it was over $1M.
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Jul 16, 2013 19:16
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Does anyone remember this specific clip of Howard talking about his parents (Artie was still there): I specifically remember him going through his father and mother's stories growing up. Like, his father HAD ONE SHOE and his mother's father being so creepy. Also, he mentioned how his mother does her ablutions! I searched for an hour at least on YouTube and can't find it.
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Ether Frenzy posted:Did he get fired? Because if not, he left voluntarily I don't think we know the full story. He claims it was mutual, but from what I've read, management sort of forced it. It may be similar to a "resign or be fired, your choice" deal.
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Jul 16, 2013 19:27
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Spacemonkey57 posted:I swear Howard said it was over $1M. People I don't trust to be honest about money: Howard. 
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Jul 16, 2013 19:37
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haljordan posted:Ed Torian's inability to repeat a question that was literally just read to him never ceases to baffle/amuse me. Oh God now I have to dig through videos of Artie's Ed Torian. Never gets old. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJbtVBU4wa8
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Jul 16, 2013 19:39
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Wow, I haven't heard Artie in a long time, he sounds terrible in that clip. He sounds like he chain smoked a tobacco field and then swallowed a barrel of gravel.
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Jul 16, 2013 19:42
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Spacemonkey57 posted:I swear Howard said it was over $1M. Jackie has said himself it was around a million dollars and he left for something like 30-50k difference between what he wanted and what they were offering. Marlow has admitted since that he was a idiot.
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Jul 16, 2013 19:45
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Please. There is nobody in history who made a dumber decision than Jackie. It is the end all be all of terrible decisions. Whenever you're having a bad day or a bad month, remember that at least you never quit the number 1 radio show on the planet because you wanted to sleep in during the week.
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kylej posted:Please. There is nobody in history who made a dumber decision than Jackie. It is the end all be all of terrible decisions. Whenever you're having a bad day or a bad month, remember that at least you never quit the number 1 radio show on the planet because you wanted to sleep in during the week. But he couldn't deprive his audience of his comedic genius at Unkle Funees Chukle Hutt. Be reasonable.
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Jul 16, 2013 20:17
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He was punching up scripts for the Filthy 3D Jokeman DVD.
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prefect posted:People I don't trust to be honest about money: Howard. I trust everything I read on Celebritynetworth.com. I think Brian Dunkleman may have made a worse decision than Jackie, but that's about it.
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Shes Not Impressed posted:Does anyone remember this specific clip of Howard talking about his parents (Artie was still there): This it? http://scriptcover.com/2007-05-08-growing-up-stern.mp3
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Jul 16, 2013 21:47
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Yes! Thank you so much! Your father and I, we're on the same path. When you're married, you're one person.
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Jul 16, 2013 22:06
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According to that novelrank site, Lisa G's sold 57 copies of her book so far.
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Ether Frenzy posted:According to that novelrank site, Lisa G's sold 57 copies of her book so far. Well Amazon has some 98 reviews. Almost exclusively bad; a two star rating overall. In fact the most helpful review is from Derek from Texas.
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Spacemonkey57 posted:I trust everything I read on Celebritynetworth.com. I thought that he didn't get re-signed to America...n I...dol because the network didn't see the point in having 2 hosts, so they basically flipped a coin and Seacrest won
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Or maybe his terrible decision was ruining the Eric the Midget Sh...ow by trying to make it listenable? Because he totally ruined that bit by treating it like an audition 
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I'm listening to Geek Week and jesus christ, these little phony Steve Brandano interview timewasters in between segments are HARRIBLE. I'd rather hear Rebel Rebel
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Jul 18, 2013 23:35
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Is Howard serious with this 300 yard drive bullshit, his swing speed is like 40 mph. Benches 95 lbs, drives 300 yards...
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I'm sure I could create a scenario where in theory it could happen if he hit enough balls(club, wind, drop, roll, etc) but stick him at the range on a calm day and he's hitting them 175 if he's lucky.
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Jul 19, 2013 00:48
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mike_348 posted:Is Howard serious with this 300 yard drive bullshit, his swing speed is like 40 mph. Benches 95 lbs, drives 300 yards... Look at how much press he generated for himself by making this claim. Google "howard 300 yards".
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The thing the video really points out to me is: Expensive sticks make anyone able to hit the ball relatively well, because the sweet spot is 16" wide. He accidentally got lucky and hit the ball squarely, and his $900 driver made him look good. And then, because Howard is insane and surrounded by sycophants, that 200 yard two-bouncer on a par-3 suddenly became 300 yards. All that being said, anything that pisses off DePace is worth every moment.
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Ether Frenzy posted:All that being said, anything that pisses off DePace is worth every moment. Why am I not surprised that DePace supports the Zimmerman verdict?
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Wednesday's show was kind of... brilliant? Richard and Sal reminiscent about phony phone calls with Howard, JD had an extended segment where we dug even deeper to how damaged he is, and the cerebral palsy comedian called in which was fantastic. Really good show that I found myself laughing at quite a bit. And that hasn't happened with that kind of consistency since Artie was in studio.
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The Zimmerman verdict appears to be the right call given the asinine law. Does he also support the Stand Your Ground law?
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EngineerJoe posted:The Zimmerman verdict appears to be the right call given the asinine law. Does he also support the Stand Your Ground law? Depace will support any Republican platform. Basically whatever Rush Limbaugh says is what Depace will say.
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Listening online and just heard an ad for Abe Kanan, who the gently caress is this guy and why is he on Howard's channels? I know he's been there for a while, but how did he get there? Also, holy poo poo ads. There are so many ads on the best of the week replays. I'm glad I don't pay for this anymore, I'd be pissed.
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