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So would Santa be one of the staring people with no eyelids or would he get his own caricature?
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This implies that there has once been a resident of 10 Downing Street that Snatter would consider 'nice'.
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He used to deliver coal, but in 1985 switched to fish guts. Also, he looks like Ricky Gervais and bobs around like a weebl on a spring.
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The last prime minister he tried to give a pressie to was Attlee, but he was sent packing because it's not very socialist to give presents to people who are already wealthy and powerful, particularly when Santa is well placed to redistribute wealth fairly at least one day of the year.
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Guardian: "Steve Bell on Lynton Crosby and the Conservatives - Ed Miliband asks cabinet secretary for investigation into potential conflict of interest over Crosby's lobbying consultancy and work for Tories" Telegraph:  Pupils face national rankings at 11 "There are also plans for baseline tests against which to measure progress, although it has yet to be decided whether this should be at age of five or seven." Independent:  Heathrow submits third runway options to Davies Commission Express:   warm, heated, fiery, burning, scalding, scorching, blistering, red hot, roasting, baking, boiling, piping, steaming, sizzling, sweltering, parching, searing, sultry, torrid, tropical 
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Jul 18, 2013 00:32
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I think he just likes drawing half-naked men.
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Stottie Kyek posted:The last prime minister he tried to give a pressie to was Attlee, but he was sent packing because it's not very socialist to give presents to people who are already wealthy and powerful, particularly when Santa is well placed to redistribute wealth fairly at least one day of the year. 
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Jul 18, 2013 00:40
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Cloud Potato posted:Yesterday's Daily Mail: Since when is three months "heavily pregnant"?
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Daily Mail: The owners of Heathrow airport have put forward plans for a 3rd runway.  quote:“Look on the bright side, dear.We do get regular bits of shade and a refreshing downdraft.”
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IT'S HOT A ROYAL'S PREGNANT THAT PLANE IS CLOSE
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Guardian: "Steve Bell on the Bradley Manning trial – Defence witness 'extraordinarily disappointed' after Col Denise Lind declines to throw out charges against WikiLeaks source" Telegraph:  Wait, do we still care about UKIP? Independent:  Apologies to Bennett/Welch. Daily Mail: "The Royal baby has still not arrived."  quote:"Do stop grumbling, Philip. Just charge into Kate’s room shouting BOO! Then we should be able to get away on holiday.”
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Jul 19, 2013 00:12
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Cloud Potato posted:Daily Mail: Also I choose to believe that that is Philip without his mask, the facial expression is too good.
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Kegluneq posted:Overdue pregnancies: basically like hiccups. "It's alright Mrs of Cambridge, if you just push while holding your breath and thinking about bald men, it'll speed the birth right up"
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Jul 19, 2013 11:39
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Cloud Potato posted:Telegraph: Poor Stephen Mulhearn is about to get his holiday ruined 
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Cloud Potato posted:Express: Is that how the Queen gives handshakes to the proles? A sort of phantom affair about two feet away from the other guy's hand?
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Jul 19, 2013 18:33
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Cloud Potato posted:Express: Not a full fox, doesn't count. 
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Once again, the assembled line of tiny Buckingham palace guards and posh onlookers with top hats give the Queen a respectful bow
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Guardian: "Martin Rowson on David Cameron, Lynton Crosby and lobbying - Prime minister attacked by Labour over head strategist's links to fracking firms" Telegraph:  Detroit declares bankruptcy. Stephen Collins:  
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Cloud Potato posted:Guardian: Donald Mcgill!   Cloud Potato posted:
 Just finished his book, The Gigantic Beard That Was Evil by Stephen Collins. It owned!
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Observer: Sunday Telegraph:  Based on the classic "Skegness is so bracing" poster. Independent on Sunday:  'Generous' tax breaks for shale gas industry outlined
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From the If... archives With the war seemingly proceeding extremely well for the British task force, we rejoin intrepid reporter Harry Hardnose. This was the first major conflict for a Western power since Vietnam, and the Ministry of Defence had certainly learned a thing or two about message control in the intervening time; Bell's view of the new normal for journalists is right on the nose, and could pretty much have been written today. There's not even hardly any conflict-specific references to trip over!   Obscured by watermark: "Calm down, son, calm down..."   Obscured by watermark: "...and a degree of objectivity that the military can never provide!" (or words to that effect.)  
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That moose is brilliant. I can't stop laughing at that loving thing. Why does it, instead of all the actually good political cartoons, have to stick in my head? edit: I figured it out, it's because it completely dominates the panel and steals all the attention away from the royals and the joke. The actual scene only takes place in a wee corner of the picture, the rest of it is taken up with that brilliantly stupid moose. Is he secretly taking the piss out of the royals? Stottie Kyek fucked around with this message at 00:44 on Jul 22, 2013 |
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Jul 22, 2013 00:38
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Cloud Potato posted:Independent: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APG0rNedEwk God I miss Monkey Dust. 
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Yeah, Monkey Dust was great. One line from those Charlotte and Benji sketches always got me: "Accuracy of spelling reflects accuracy of thought. As Craig David sings." Guardian:  "Steve Bell on David Cameron and the ban on online porn – David Cameron describes campaign with police and internet firms to pursue abusers and users of online images and video" Online images? That's all this thread is!  Early Telegraph:  Audit of EU powers published by ministers But then!   Independent:  Daily Mail:  quote:‘It’s so exciting. There’s going to be photographic sessions, foreign dignitaries for the baby to meet, concerts, Morris dancers…’ Express: 
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Cloud Potato posted:Express: The only time he can legitimately have the royal family in the cartoon and he's thrown a jibe at the EU. I loving hate this guy.
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Cloud Potato posted:Express: The building opposite from the Lindo Wing contains standard hospital wards. Pretty sure they aren't as ornately-furnished as this image suggests.
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Cloud Potato posted:Express: GOOO EVEL KAT¿!
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Cloud Potato posted:
Should name the baby Ukip, just in case.
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Cloud Potato posted:Daily Mail: 1.  THERE IS A ROYAL BABY EVERYBODY LOOK AT OUR ROYAL BABY 2. KATE MIDDLETON IS PAYING TOO MUCH ATTENTION TO THE MEDIA FRENZY ABOUT OUR ROYAL BABY SHE IS A BAD MOTHER
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Cloud Potato posted:Express:
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Kegluneq posted:How has no-one noticed that the fox is wearing a suit?
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Guardian: "Steve Bell on Lynton Crosby and David Cameron – Conservative party election strategist issues comprehensive denial amid ongoing speculation over conflict of interest" Telegraph:  Independent:  Daily Mail: "Celebrations throughout the Country are taking place for the new Prince."  quote:“We three kings in waiting are……” Express: 
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Okay, I laughed at the Daily Mail one. Shoot me.
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I never realised how morbid the whole thing is until I saw all these 'ahahahah they just can't wait for their elderly relative to die!' cartoons...
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Crameltonian posted:I never realised how morbid the whole thing is until I saw all these 'ahahahah they just can't wait for their elderly relative to die!' cartoons... Well you could always look at the recent continental phenomenon of abdicating when one is too drat old for a job that shouldn't be around anyway if you want to think positive about that message.
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Cloud Potato posted:Daily Mail: quote:Express:  big scary monsters posted:Um, the royal baby was just born, show some respect. I'm wearing my most celebratory suit right this second. LP97S posted:Well you could always look at the recent continental phenomenon of abdicating when one is too drat old for a job that shouldn't be around anyway if you want to think positive about that message.
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