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hubris.height
Jan 6, 2005

Pork Pro
yeah what's the legal precedent on getting crowd funded to make stuffed animals / posters of a meme, if that meme has an owner and is a living being? does it fall under parody and therefore first amendment?

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Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
hey duTrieux. we found just the kickstarter for you :)

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Dead Inside Darwin posted:

ripoff of memes

thats impressive as poo poo

reminder that kirk johnson was upset he wasn't getting residuals for :goatsecx:

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

syscall girl posted:

reminder that kirk johnson was upset he wasn't getting residuals for :goatsecx:

sounds like a huge rear end in a top hat



:haw:

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

Trig Discipline posted:

sounds like a huge rear end in a top hat



:haw:

JGA

just groaned audibly

Heresiarch
Oct 6, 2005

Literature is not exhaustible, for the sufficient and simple reason that no single book is. A book is not an isolated being: it is a relationship, an axis of innumerable relationships.

syscall girl posted:

reminder that kirk johnson was upset he wasn't getting residuals for :goatsecx:

kirk johnson should be given a pension for all of the work he's done for the internet

Hashtag Nascar
Jan 4, 2012

Heresiarch posted:

kirk johnson should be given a pension for all of the work he's done for the internet

I think he's dead :(

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Hashtag Nascar posted:

I think he's dead :(

yeah that obituary was really something

BMEZine posted:

Kirk Johnson, the legendary man behind the popular shock-image 'goatse', passed away yesterday according to his long-time partner, John, due to complications from surgery. 'He was attempting to shove a whole volleyball into his rectum when suddenly there was alot of blood. We brought him to the ER and they said it was from a gastro-intestinal hemorrhage. He had lost alot of blood and after the surgery suffered a massive infection and was unable to recover', said John. 'He passed suddenly in his sleep surrounded by friends and family. We all loved him dearly and he will be missed terribly.'
Kirk Johnson's fame as the 'Goatman' we well known before his identity was revealed in 2005. Goatse, as its known, was a famous 'shock image' passed around on bulletin boards in the early 90's first known as hello.jpg, until it received a home at http://www.goatse.cx a Christmas Island domain in 1999. The image is of a man bending over and dilating his anus with his hands, and the view is from the rear. It was just one image in a series of a man inserting large objects into and stretching his rectum.
Mr. Johnson was extremely fond of anal-stretching and large sex toys and was an avid poster of videos featuring himself on imagefap.com and xtube.com. It was said he had an rear end in a top hat the size of a mason jar and that it remained prolapsed for long periods of time. We conducted an interview with Mr. Johnson in 2007 which can be seen here: LINK. Kirk Johnson leaves behind a very large hole to fill in the internet community and we are all saddened by his absence.

it's really weird that that's some email provider now

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off

syscall girl posted:

yeah that obituary was really something


it's really weird that that's some email provider now

wasn't that a hoax

ANIME MONSTROSITY
Jun 1, 2012

by XyloJW

PleasingFungus posted:

wasn't that a hoax

no kirk actually inserted a volleyball into his rear end and died......

of course its a hoax idiot!!!

MORE CURLY FRIES
Apr 8, 2004

also its a gif

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Hashtag Nascar posted:

I think he's dead :(

i think he's got a profile on xtube. one of those sites

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

MORE CURLY FRIES posted:

also its a gif

Proteus4994
Jan 2, 2001

Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.
a "jiff" if you will...

01011001
Dec 26, 2012

MORE CURLY FRIES posted:

Did you know? Hello.jpg is actually a .gif?!?

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise
in the future we will have the technology to interpolate goatse into a 3d video

think about that

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
shut up wesley

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off

Call Now posted:

no kirk actually inserted a volleyball into his rear end and died......

of course its a hoax idiot!!!

but he sounded so sincere

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

quote:

Kirk Johnson leaves behind a very large hole to fill in the internet community and we are all saddened by his absence.

I giggled a little

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


Dead Inside Darwin posted:

in the future we will have the technology to interpolate goatse into a 3d video

think about that



lets start a kickstarter to give kirk johnson a 3d video camera and to recreate goatse

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

goatse realdoll
how wide can you get it??

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:

lets start a kickstarter to give kirk johnson a 3d video camera and to recreate goatse

a kirkstarter, if u will

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:

lets start a kickstarter to give kirk johnson a 3d video camera and to recreate goatse

will he then be able to distribute 3d printer plans for his butthole?

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise

prefect posted:

will he then be able to distribute 3d printer plans for his butthole?

3d printer plans for porn is going to be huge

brb registering 3dbutts.com

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise
3dbutts.com
This premium domain is for sale!

Listing price:
299 USD*


you son of a bitch

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
how about 3dbabywieners?

Hashtag Nascar
Jan 4, 2012

Dead Inside Darwin posted:

3d printer plans for porn is going to be huge

origami porn?

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise

prefect posted:

3dbabywieners?

mods pls

zeekner
Jul 14, 2007

http://dongiverse.com/

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
website delivers i guess

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Why did this gets sticked? Did I miss something?

Meat Beat Agent
Aug 5, 2007

felonious assault with a sproinging boner
the thread reached its funding goal

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer

daft punk railroad posted:

the thread reached its funding goal

time for some stretch goals








more like stretch marks

ANIME MONSTROSITY
Jun 1, 2012

by XyloJW

Migishu posted:

time for some stretch goals








more like stretch marks

:goatsecx:

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

daft punk railroad posted:

the thread reached its funny goal

thanks ian

Nelson MandEULA
Feb 27, 2011

"...the biggest shitbag
I have ever met."

thian

Stay Safe
Sep 1, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
:eyepop:

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

did ian get the job?

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MrMoo
Sep 14, 2000


Broken Age is breaking my browser overlaying a linked image on the scrollbar, come one Googs.

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