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Tatum Girlparts posted:Reddit's MRA board always provides. Ah yes, the evil cabal of abortion-crazed women who hate baby boys with a burning passion. I know it well.
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FrozenVent posted:Aborted the boys because the family was exerting pressure on her to terminate the pregnancy because boys "have defective chromosomes", at that. Plus having a fifth child at 41 years old seems like it'd be a pretty uncommon decision, but what do I know - I don't come from a family where women marry beneath themselves to feel superior. When has this ever, ever happened? I mean, I am completely dumbfounded. The authors goes out of "her" (uh-huh) way to assert that she has a WASPy, Ivy-League educated family, who are for some reason uber sexist against male children? Did some dumbass Red Pill redditor watch China's Lost Girls or something and then, frothing with rage, think to himself, "No. This can't be how it is. MEN are the ones being discriminated against. I have... I have to tell everyone!! But how will they believe me?" and then create this incomprehensible fiction? That is the only explanation I can think of. Unless, this was written by a mentally ill woman who had several pregnancies of male children who carried a y-chromosomal syndrome, and her family encouraged her to abort in that context, which she interpreted as an order to KILL ALL MEN somehow??? Also, wait, where was the husband? She never once mentions him. Where was his input on the, "Honey, I'm being pressured by my family to abort our sons, so I'm going to do it." situation?? UGH.
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Double Plus Good posted:When has this ever, ever happened? I mean, I am completely dumbfounded. The authors goes out of "her" (uh-huh) way to assert that she has a WASPy, Ivy-League educated family, who are for some reason uber sexist against male children? Did some dumbass Red Pill redditor watch China's Lost Girls or something and then, frothing with rage, think to himself, "No. This can't be how it is. MEN are the ones being discriminated against. I have... I have to tell everyone!! But how will they believe me?" and then create this incomprehensible fiction? That is the only explanation I can think of. Invented MRA Woman has no husband because she is one of those dirty female abortion-having whores. Seriously I just don't know where they pull this poo poo from, or whether it's a strange troll.
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quote:I was 35 yrs old, and did it again! Later, I did have a baby girl at 41 yrs old. I barely see my mother or sisters now. I hate them almost as much as I hate myself. But on the girl, I did not tell anyone I was pregnant until weeks after I knew the gender. When my mom found out, thinking it was a boy, she went off on me. This is an educated woman who went to an Ivy League school. I love this "detail" because most Ivy League universities didn't have anything approaching true co-education until after 1969.
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Ratjaculation posted:Sort of related; I can't remember the details exactly but maybe 5 or more years ago there was a website where they threatened to kill a rabbit (though it might of been a dog or cat) if they weren't given a certain sum of money. I think it was fake but at least they made money from being complete liars and guilt tripping morons. Yeah, it was fake (Toby "survived"), but those guys raked in thousands of dollars. The idea of an animal/kid getting hurt tends to override people's bullshit detectors. See also: Bonsai Kittens.
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Jul 20, 2013 01:25
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Everyone send me  or I'll kill this cat. Well maybe not kill her, but I may very well withhold her treats tonight. Don't test me. I'll do it, I swear. Edit: ok, she got her treats, but I did refuse to rub her tummy. I hope you can live with yourselves, you cold-hearted bastards. Marley Wants More has a new favorite as of 04:07 on Jul 20, 2013 |
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Everyone send me . That's it. Just, like, do it. I guess if you do I'll stand up and clap, take my word for it. edit: vvvv Yes. I am getting married to Lowtax and then we will go on vacation to a place where bon mots are used as currency. CJacobs has a new favorite as of 03:35 on Jul 20, 2013 |
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Jul 20, 2013 03:10
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CJacobs posted:Everyone send me Is the going towards your wedding?
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Djeser posted:e: ^^^^ "My parents don’t understand that I’m not always in control of my body. A toddler and a flying dog CANNOT do work intended for an adult human" Oh sweet Jesus take the wheel. The few times I've had a job or volunteer thing involving telling people about something like an event, I ask first, if they say they're interested, then I continue, and I'm not a wipe about it. Also, if somebody asks about an item or set of items, that doesn't mean they're interested in buying all the stuff necessarily. I'd be "dumbfounded", if at all, only if they bought every item. I've never worked retail, but there are a few times I bought every single item in stock of a given thing. I bought those stupid blood candies that come in an IV bag when I was in high school. They were usually like, $2.50? $5? So when I saw them on sale, I bought them all, for $0.25 each. I got maybe 40 of them. Nobody said jackshit about it at the store though even though they could clearly see I wiped the clearance section by the register clean. It wasn't a big loving deal. poo poo gets sold, why does it matter if one item is bought up by one person? There are lots of reasonable explanations. I've also bought copious amounts of body glitter before because it was hard to find for a while, in my area. Nobody cares what you buy and if you care what others buy, you aren't really fit for retail. King Hong Kong posted:I love this "detail" because most Ivy League universities didn't have anything approaching true co-education until after 1969. Technically, some grad school programs were open to women, and some colleges like Columbia/Barnard had agreements to give people degrees through the same university (because they were just separated by specific college within the university) but I still think it's STDH. More likely, if her mom had jackshit to do with an Ivy, it was taking a class through an extension program. DrHerpington has a new favorite as of 05:11 on Jul 20, 2013 |
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That frequently-aborting imaginary MRA woman also has some distinctively ESL syntax for a "Midwestern Protestant," too.
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walrusman posted:edit: thank you mysterious stranger for freeing me from my godawful horse-rear end avatar. That's what I get for posting in TFR during the 2011 brony-caust. I was glad to see that go, but I couldn't stand the blank space your benefactor left, so your avatar is now a walrusgentleman. Edit for content: For gently caress's sake, did NAR get ahold of the STDH Bingo card and decide all new stories must hit every square? Not Even Trying Anymore posted:(My coworker has just had laser corrective surgery on his eyes. Unfortunately, he’s experiencing a much greater than usual amount of swelling in the area. His optometrist has prescribed him eye drops and told him to keep sunglasses on at all times, until the swelling goes down, as bright light causes irritation.) All it's missing is the co-worker and narrator getting married and a customer giving them a box of Purple Hearts her widowed grandmother had lying around. ibntumart has a new favorite as of 07:37 on Jul 20, 2013 |
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ibntumart posted:I was glad to see that go, but I couldn't stand the blank space your benefactor left, so your avatar is now a walrusgentleman. Old people wear glasses. Old people go to the optometrist. Everyone who gets their eyes dilated, young or old, wears, at the least, disposable sunglasses. Most people take the day off and don't bother going into work but I can see why someone might have to go to work afterwards anyway if they had a tight schedule or something so I'll let that slide. But the point still stands: old people know about the whole "optometrists and sunglasses" deal, so this is STDH. My mom has great vision but I didn't, so my grandma took me to her optometrist and explained ahead of time they'd put drops in my eyes and she had packed a pair of sunglasses for me so I didn't have to wear the paper ones if I didn't, but I did because I liked free poo poo at the ripe old age of 8-12 or whenever I first got glasses, and I wanted a pair because my sister got one a few years before when she got her glasses. So yeah. Old people know optometry and sunglasses. My grandma wears her sunglasses loving everywhere, her eyes really hurt for a while and she didn't like bright stuff and nobody was a dick to her, and she wasn't a dick to anyone else. loving gently caress this one makes me the maddest.  
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I like how the hero of our story went into a shrieking fit about comic books.
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Well you do need an autistic-level of dedication to keep up with comic 'plot' continuity.
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CJacobs posted:
Talk about ham-fisted racism. "You gets no tip."  That's not even proper Ebonics.I'm also digging the blurred out "Guest Copy" at the bottom of that receipt.
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hyperhazard posted:Talk about ham-fisted racism. "You gets no tip." It is really bothering me that they couldn't even keep their racist grammar consistent in one sentence.
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Jul 20, 2013 15:42
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Isn't it Trayvon?
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The best part about that avenger story is that as much as she acts like that's not what she's doing, she's still going "Hey I'm a girl and I'm really into comics even though I'm a girl."
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Posted to /r/trees "Last table of the night, I love my job."  He also commented "It was a girl who left it (with her number!) I already made plans to smoke her out :p" NoUU has a new favorite as of 16:47 on Jul 20, 2013 |
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Thinky Whale posted:It is really bothering me that they couldn't even keep their racist grammar consistent in one sentence. It's really bothering me that the most believable part of that is that there are idiots who actually write out hash tags on paper.
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NoUU posted:Posted to /r/trees It does at least appear to be a girl's handwriting.
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NoUU posted:Posted to /r/trees I'm just gonna go ahead and leave an illegal substance on the table in hopes no one else sees it and calls the cops let alone anyone else I'm working with.
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Flaggy posted:I'm just gonna go ahead and leave an illegal substance on the table in hopes no one else sees it and calls the cops let alone anyone else I'm working with. The unbelievable bit is that one of his coworkers didn't thief it immediately.
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dregan posted:The unbelievable bit is that one of his coworkers didn't thief it immediately. Yea in the crazy cartoon world where that happened, if I'm a loving waiter and see some weed on the table it's my weed now. What's the guy gonna do, bitch to the boss?
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Flaggy posted:I'm just gonna go ahead and leave an illegal substance on the table in hopes no one else sees it and calls the cops let alone anyone else I'm working with. Or it happened in Washington or Colorado?
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NoUU posted:Posted to /r/trees Pothead can't add correctly, film at 11.
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I also enjoyed Fallout New Vegas and its hit soundtrack. edit: To be fair it WOULD be pretty different for him. I mean, instead of going to the Olive Garden he could REALLY go to Italy, I hear that was fun, and you could even get your plane ticket paid for if you just asked the government.
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Elementary sex ed teachers of Reddit, what was the weirdest response from any child you've ever expierienced while showing them the birds and the bees?quote:Not sex Ed but we had this guest speaker from a local woman's home called "A Woman's Place" She told us a story about how she was giving this presentation to a group of fourth graders and she asked if any of them knew what a woman's place was. One of the fourth graders raises his hand and says "In the Kitchen" quote:Not a teacher but a classmate once asked "So if 5 guys were buttfucking each other and the one in the back had HIV, how long would it take for all of them to catch it?". quote:Not a teacher but when I was in the 6th grade they got my entire class together to talk about the changes our bodies would go through soon. After talking about periods this one kid in the back turned super pale then passed out, had to be taken to the nurses room and missed the rest of the day. People still brought it up and laughed about it in high school. quote:when i was in 5th grade we were in sex ed class. After the typical EWWWW! after being shown a penis on a slide projector, a kid in the middle of class stands up, pulls his pants down and says "why is mine so small". soon after the principal came in and we were told to cut the sex ed class a couple days short. It turns out a little boy flashing his peepee in front of a male teacher is a no no in some states. 
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I am really confused about why a boy showing his ding-dong would be specifically a no-no if it were a male teacher. You'd think that'd be a bad thing to do regardless of the gender of the other people involved.
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Well pedophiles are always male right ? (Duh) E : Sorry, by pedophiles I obviously mean "falsely accused r/jailbait users"
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madeupfred posted:Elementary sex ed teachers of Reddit WELL I'M NOT A TEACHER BUT I loving LOVE TALKING ABOUT SEX ED SO HERE'S MY HILARIOUS ANECDOTES ANYWAY
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Courtesy of man boobz, your one stop shop for dumb MRA STDH: I've seen this story before as a guy getting a secret vasectomy and then showing the sperm count test results to the girlfriend when she says she's pregnant long after the vasectomy. It's an interesting inversion of cuckold fetish, where the focus isn't on the humiliation of the man whose girlfriend is unfaithful but that of the unfaithful girlfriend instead. e: vv Jerry Manderbilt posted:shit_that_didnt_happen authors seem to have this fixation with "sluts"... Djeser has a new favorite as of 18:38 on Jul 21, 2013 |
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Djeser posted:Courtesy of man boobz, your one stop shop for dumb MRA STDH: shit_that_didnt_happen authors seem to have this fixation with "sluts"...
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Djeser posted:I've seen this story before as a guy getting a secret vasectomy and then showing the sperm count test results to the girlfriend when she says she's pregnant long after the vasectomy. It's an interesting inversion of cuckold fetish, where the focus isn't on the humiliation of the man whose girlfriend is unfaithful but that of the unfaithful girlfriend instead. This Craigslist one takes the cake. It's relatively long, but I've bolded the best parts. quote:Title: Vasectomy: $400. Speechless look on her face: priceless. 
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Yeah that one's the classic one. Those guys must seriously have problems to write self insert revenge fan fiction wet dreams on the internet.
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hyperhazard posted:This Craigslist one takes the cake. Yep, that's what I was thinking of. I think I saw it reposted off Craigslist somewhere. My favorite part of that is quote:women's logic
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Kampfy Von Wafflehaus posted:It came from reddit. I've actually had instances of buying jazz or classical albums, and having older people strike up conversations like this one. I also realize that if I was alive in the '40s, I would be forced to flip burgers, get drafted, and then strafed by a Stuka in the mess hall. This nerd would have whined about having to work Hard not Smart and starved. Also, I've had several relationships after living in a college town, and have not had one girl cheat on me, yet every member on reddit and imgur have had several cheating girlfriends that they're currently getting back at through the art of some smarmy, convoluted scheme. Plan Z has a new favorite as of 19:44 on Jul 21, 2013 |
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