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spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

Beach Bum posted:

The Shatner idea was the best yet.

Warning: LONGPICTURE!

Some of those are really cool, thanks.

I did a websearch and it seems that they are all Worth100 entries (but with the logo cropped-off by content-stealers)and there are a fair few competitions along the same lines.

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Captain Trips
May 23, 2013
The sudden reminder that I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about

I think that's the first time I've ever heard of an "inverted comma"

Killer robot
Sep 6, 2010

I was having the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it!
Pillbug

The Aphasian posted:

I like ambiguous slogans


I agree.

Stormageddon
Jan 16, 2008
I am actually just a sentient program made to shitpost, and am still getting my human speed calibration down.

Captain Trips posted:

I think that's the first time I've ever heard of an "inverted comma"

It's what UK folk call "quotes". Or non UK people call Inverted Commas "quotes"

spank my snatch
Jun 4, 2009

Glottis
May 29, 2002

No. It's necessary.
Yam Slacker

The best part is that this is actually Bryan Cranston wearing the mask.

Ez
Mar 26, 2007

Drink! Feck! Arse! Girls!

Glottis posted:

The best part is that this is actually Bryan Cranston wearing the mask.

What a weird cool guy.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.





spank my snatch
Jun 4, 2009

Glottis posted:

The best part is that this is actually Bryan Cranston wearing the mask.

That's why I thought it was funny.

Killer robot
Sep 6, 2010

I was having the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it!
Pillbug
Isn't genetics wonderful?

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames


e: what is that man doing to his danish?

The Anime Liker has a new favorite as of 19:59 on Jul 22, 2013

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003


Something's missing.

internet inc
Jun 13, 2005

brb
taking pictures
of ur house
Every time a goatse-like picture is shown, someone immediately comments on the ring.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

That's how you know if it's an intentional goatse reference or just a picture of hands pulling something apart. This person is clearly not trying very hard.

Robert Denby
Sep 9, 2007
Denial isn't just a river in Egypt, huh? Nah, get fucked mate.

skander posted:

Something's missing.
The addition of the frosting more than makes up for it.

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

Robert Denby posted:

The addition of the frosting more than makes up for it.
Good point.

I Might Be Adam
Jun 12, 2007

Skip the Waves, Syncopate
Forwards Backwards

internet inc posted:

Every time a goatse-like picture is shown, someone immediately comments on the ring.

That's where the goat powers come from. One ring to stretch them all.

amenenema
Feb 10, 2003

Tatum Girlparts posted:

Over in D&D's Free Republic thread, the crazy racists there use "Amish" as code for black people because they assume all crime is done by blacks or whatever, so now all I can imagine is some all black woodcutting team having to hide their identity in some insane racist lumber town.

FYI in the restaurant industry it's "Canadian".

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

internet inc posted:

Every time a goatse-like picture is shown, someone immediately comments on the ring.

It's the only way our minds can handle the trauma.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

amenenema posted:

FYI in the restaurant industry it's "Canadian".

Unless you live far enough north..in which case "Canadian" is...Canadian.

Or maybe it's just the northeast, since we pretty much only use it to refer to French Canadians...but then again, the French Canadians are pretty much the only ones you can easily notice aren't Americans, for the most part.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



quote:

A South Australian man is facing charges after he was allegedly caught using vice grips instead of a steering wheel to drive a car.

Police said they saw a white Holden sedan being driven dangerously with two blown tyres on Sudholz Road in the Adelaide suburb of Gilles Plains.

When the car was pulled over, police said there was no steering wheel and the driver was allegedly using a pair of vice grips to steer.

The car was found to be unregistered and uninsured and already subject to a defect notice.

Coq au Nandos
Nov 7, 2006

I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.

:australia:

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.
Edit: Oops. This isn't the meme thread. Reaction gif removed.
And that always drove me insane when I used to play EQII. "Rouge lfg." It wasn't a typo, they just thought that was how it was spelled.

Bored has a new favorite as of 05:38 on Jul 23, 2013

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Darth Freddy
Feb 6, 2007

An Emperor's slightest dislike is transmitted to those who serve him, and there it is amplified into rage.

Can't even put the steering column on the right side of course they don't use a steering wheel.

pageerror404
Feb 14, 2012

I finally killed them.

Sadly all of these are fake.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

pageerror404 posted:

Sadly all of these are fake.

Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

I feel like that's way too many fries even for that many people.

Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

It's in South Korea. They bought $250 worth of fries.

Liar Lyre
Jun 3, 2011

Here to deliver
~Bad Opinions~

Sagebrush posted:

I feel like that's way too many fries even for that many people.

And once they get cold they're just gonna taste terrible.

Eh! Frank
Mar 28, 2006

Doctor gave me these, I said what are these?
He said that they'll cure an existential type disease

Liar Lyre posted:

And once they get cold they're just gonna taste terrible.
McDonald's fries are nasty, hot or cold.

jaegerx
Sep 10, 2012

Maybe this post will get me on your ignore list!


Eh! Frank posted:

McDonald's fries are nasty, hot or cold.

Blasphemy. The fries are the only good thing in McDonald's

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

jaegerx posted:

Blasphemy. The fries are the only good thing in McDonald's

And yet, they are still horrible, salt-drenched limp shoelaces.

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003

Improbable Lobster posted:

And yet, they are still horrible, salt-drenched limp shoelaces.

Pus-filled paper bags.

jaegerx
Sep 10, 2012

Maybe this post will get me on your ignore list!


Improbable Lobster posted:

And yet, they are still horrible, salt-drenched limp shoelaces.

We will agree to disagree. I find them enjoyable but then again I also love the smell of gasoline and fresh cut grass so my opinion is moot.

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012

Get bashed, platonist!

jaegerx posted:

We will agree to disagree. I find them enjoyable but then again I also love the smell of gasoline and fresh cut grass so my opinion is moot.

I also find them enjoyable, but then again I also love chewing on tin foil and the smell of rotten meat so my opinion is moot.

Talorat
Sep 18, 2007

Hahaha! Aw come on, I can't tell you everything right away! That would make for a boring story, don't you think?

Ariong posted:

I also find them enjoyable, but then again I also love chewing on tin foil and the smell of rotten meat so my opinion is moot.

I enjoy them too, but I also got banned from somethingawful and then founded one of the most repulsive sites on the internet, so I am moot.

Croisquessein
Feb 25, 2005

invisible or nonexistent, and should be treated as such

Beach Bum posted:

The Shatner idea was the best yet.

Warning: LONGPICTURE!



These are all totally wonderful but I think the American Gothic one missed an opportunity.

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The Observer
Jan 16, 2010

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