Post your source or papa spank! - The Funny Panels Thread

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redbackground: Sep 24, 2007; BEHOLD!
OPTIC BLAST!; Grimey Drawer

CapnAndy posted:

Bendis is a Watcher? This explains so much.

^{^{I have nothing to do today.}}

# ? Jul 23, 2013 20:59

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# ? Jun 6, 2024 05:22

Sockser: Jun 28, 2007; This world only remembers the results!

redbackground posted:

You're right, I have no idea what I'm doing oh wait, it's exactly as I said, they're all from #34.

Reed Richards Wore a TShirt
Spider-man had hosed up eyes
Iron Man was Fat
Iron Man was a Lady
Wolverine was a cat
Thor had Kyle Rayner's Red Lantern helmet
Captain America was actually MC Bat Commander

Doctor Doom went to Medical School
Sue Storm's Suit didn't turn invisible
Dr Strange was Groucho Marx
Ant Man was a dick
Wolverine's claws were on his feet

and a few others I can't quite place

# ? Jul 23, 2013 21:02

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

Sockser posted:

Reed Richards Wore a TShirt
Spider-man had hosed up eyes
Iron Man was Fat
Iron Man was a Lady
Wolverine was a cat
Thor had Kyle Rayner's Red Lantern helmet
Captain America was actually MC Bat Commander
Doctor Doom went to Medical School
Sue Storm's Suit didn't turn invisible
Dr Strange was Groucho Marx
Ant Man was a dick
Wolverine's claws were on his feet

Rock over London, rock on Chicago
Maxwell House coffee, good to the last drop.

# ? Jul 23, 2013 21:21

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

^^^ 'Wolverine was a dog' and 'Aunt May was Iron Man'
also 'Man-Thing wore a disguise'

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Your Distinguished Competition.

A better burn from the same issue:

# ? Jul 23, 2013 21:22

Majuju: Dec 30, 2006; I had a beer with Stephen Miller once and now I like him.

Phy posted:

Rock over London, rock on Chicago
Maxwell House coffee, good to the last drop.

Holy poo poo I'm dying here.

Do you guys think we'll ever see a new Howard the Duck movie?

# ? Jul 23, 2013 21:55

Senior Woodchuck: Aug 29, 2006; When you're lost out there and you're all alone, a light is waiting to carry you home

Ghostlight posted:

^^^ 'Wolverine was a dog' and 'Aunt May was Iron Man'
also 'Man-Thing wore a disguise'

A better burn from the same issue:

Four of those characters appeared in Pet Avengers. Very prescient.

And Bendis can't be a Watcher. If he were a Watcher, he'd know continuity outside of his own books.

# ? Jul 23, 2013 23:38

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Punisher vol 3 no. 4.
It's bears!

# ? Jul 24, 2013 02:02

Lobok: Jul 13, 2006; Say Watt?

Say Nothing posted:

Punisher vol 3 no. 4.
It's bears!

Don't know what people are complaining about when they say Dillon can't do more than one face. Those polar bears look nothing like people!

# ? Jul 24, 2013 02:09

Bozart: Oct 28, 2006; Give me the finger.

Lobok posted:

Don't know what people are complaining about when they say Dillon can't do more than one face. Those polar bears look nothing like people!

Could someone please give the polar bear the same face?

# ? Jul 24, 2013 02:22

Uthor: Jul 9, 2006; Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

CapnAndy posted:

Bendis is a Watcher? This explains so much.

Doesn't Bendis show up in Daredevil or Alias or something? And he knew lots of secrets about the character...

# ? Jul 24, 2013 02:35

HorseRenoir: Dec 25, 2011; Pillbug

Bozart posted:

Could someone please give the polar bear the same face?

# ? Jul 24, 2013 02:46

Gavok: Oct 10, 2005; Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?

Uthor posted:

Doesn't Bendis show up in Daredevil or Alias or something? And he knew lots of secrets about the character...

Bendis wrote What Ifs about the two where he showed up as himself to narrate as if he was the Watcher.

# ? Jul 24, 2013 04:31

Gavok: Oct 10, 2005; Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?

Double-posting with content! Superman is a dick.

Injustice: Gods Among Us #28.

# ? Jul 24, 2013 05:04

Redeye Flight: Mar 26, 2010; God, I'm so tired. What the hell did I post last night?

Gavok posted:

Double-posting with content! Superman is a dick.

Injustice: Gods Among Us #28.

It warms my heart to see that, no matter the year or the alternate universe, Superdickery continues.

^{^{Despite actually liking Superman}}

# ? Jul 24, 2013 06:24

TwoPair: Mar 28, 2010; Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta; Grimey Drawer

Hahaha Superman starts a Twitter? Brilliant. I hope Batman fires back by turning the official Wayne Enterprises website frontpage into "Superman is Clark Kent. Also here are all his weaknesses..."

# ? Jul 24, 2013 07:29

Lurdiak: Feb 26, 2006; I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.

TwoPair posted:

Hahaha Superman starts a Twitter? Brilliant. I hope Batman fires back by turning the official Wayne Enterprises website frontpage into "Superman is Clark Kent. Also here are all his weaknesses..."

Superman's already outed himself several issues ago, unfortunately.

# ? Jul 24, 2013 07:33

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

Didn't Clark's id already come out in Injustice?

# ? Jul 24, 2013 07:33

Mr. Squishy: Mar 22, 2010; A country where you can always get richer.

Although it's good that he's moving with the times (I guess), that makes me imagine how he'd handle it in the silver age. He'd write it in the sky with fiery letters, or carve it into a mountain, or print it in the Daily Planet.

# ? Jul 24, 2013 10:31

Yvonmukluk: Oct 10, 2012; Everything is Sinister

Mr. Squishy posted:

Although it's good that he's moving with the times (I guess), that makes me imagine how he'd handle it in the silver age. He'd write it in the sky with fiery letters, or carve it into a mountain, or print it in the Daily Planet.

Yeah, anyone can make a twitter. Only Superman can write 'Batman is Bruce Wayne' on the the friggin' moon.

# ? Jul 24, 2013 14:08

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

Yvonmukluk posted:

Yeah, anyone can make a twitter. Only Superman can write 'Batman is Bruce Wayne' on the the friggin' moon.

Chairface Chippendale could manage part of it.

# ? Jul 24, 2013 16:27

Sefer: Sep 2, 2006; Not supposed to be here today

prefect posted:

Chairface Chippendale could manage part of it.

Writing "Bat" on the moon isn't really going to get his point across.

# ? Jul 24, 2013 16:33

NoMoneyDown: Jan 27, 2009; I've got the advantage. You've got nothing.

Damnit Young Avengers #8, don't make me stop reading you to post funny panels. I beg you.

Fine. Let's get this over with.

# ? Jul 24, 2013 16:43

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

NoMoneyDown posted:

Damnit Young Avengers #8, don't make me stop reading you to post funny panels. I beg you.

Fine. Let's get this over with.

Does Kate-Hawkeye now have the bow from the Dungeons & Dragons cartoon?

# ? Jul 24, 2013 16:46

TheBigBudgetSequel: Nov 25, 2008; It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me.

NoMoneyDown posted:

Damnit Young Avengers #8, don't make me stop reading you to post funny panels. I beg you.

Fine. Let's get this over with.

Oh man, I love Kid Loki.

# ? Jul 24, 2013 16:48

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

prefect posted:

Does Kate-Hawkeye now have the bow from the Dungeons & Dragons cartoon?

Basically!

She took it from Noh-Varr's armory, it shoots laser arrows :allears:

# ? Jul 24, 2013 17:20

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

TheBigBudgetSequel posted:

Oh man, I love Kid Loki.

I thought Kid Loki died or transformed himself or gave up the part of himself that was seeking repentance? but from the FPT he just keeps on being Kid Loki.

# ? Jul 24, 2013 18:17

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

CapnAndy posted:

Basically!

She took it from Noh-Varr's armory, it shoots laser arrows

I have got to get caught up; I am months and months behind on my reading. :doom:

# ? Jul 24, 2013 18:24

Waterhaul: Nov 5, 2005; it was a nice post,
you shouldn't have signed it.

Phy posted:

I thought Kid Loki died or transformed himself or gave up the part of himself that was seeking repentance? but from the FPT he just keeps on being Kid Loki.

He did.

People just use the name as the character looks the same.

# ? Jul 24, 2013 18:34

Mimir: Nov 26, 2012

He's Kid Regular Loki now, the regular version of Loki but as a kid, instead of the Regular Kid Loki we had gotten used to from JiM.

# ? Jul 24, 2013 18:45

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Hey, Kid Loki! Are you 100% gone?

Young Avengers #005

# ? Jul 24, 2013 20:01

ImpAtom: May 24, 2007

Man, I love the Kid Loki plotline so much.

# ? Jul 24, 2013 20:56

VanSandman: Feb 16, 2011; SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

Yeah, I like to think Marvel's giving themselves a way out on that one. Kid Loki is more fun, but having him still technically be the old Loki means he can still do something evil if they really need a big moment for Thor down the line.

# ? Jul 24, 2013 20:59

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

One more Punisher.
The Friendly Russian.

I don't know the issue number.

# ? Jul 25, 2013 02:16

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

VanSandman posted:

Yeah, I like to think Marvel's giving themselves a way out on that one. Kid Loki is more fun, but having him still technically be the old Loki means he can still do something evil if they really need a big moment for Thor down the line.

They should make it like Death and Death of Rats from Discworld. Two aspects of the same thing.

# ? Jul 25, 2013 02:19

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

CapnAndy posted:

Hey, Kid Loki! Are you 100% gone?

Young Avengers #005

That's not funny! It's depressing!

# ? Jul 25, 2013 02:50

Mister Chompers: Sep 11, 2011

Rhyno posted:

That's not funny! It's depressing!

That's a pretty good pun though.

# ? Jul 25, 2013 03:02

Mister Roboto: Jun 15, 2009; I SWING BY AUNT MAY's
FOR A SHOWER AND A
BITE, MOST NATURAL
THING IN THE WORLD,
ASSUMING SHE'S
NOT HOME...

...AND I
FIND HER IN BED
WITH MY
FATHER, AND THE
TWO OF THEM
ARE...ARE...

...AAAAAAAAUUUUGH!