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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:I thought the movie was unsubtle about this but this poster is somehow even less subtle! Georgia O' Keefe called, she thinks it's "a little on the nose, no?"
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Vintersorg posted:Yep, that is the only reason we buy them. It has nothing to do with us liking the movies or how some of them look. We are so simple minded that we act on the instinct of buying everything Mondo cause it's so hard to get.
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Ibexaz posted:Not sure if it's been posted yet, but the Battle Royale re-release poster is absolutely awful. I saw this pop up on my Netflix yesterday. It made me laugh. Wasn't there something way back in this thread from a DVD cover that was completely atrocious? I seem to remember someone posting something from a major studio that was just abysmal. I'm hoping somebody remembers, lots of pages in this thread. 
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An experience in terror and suspense. And hair styling. 
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kiimo posted:I saw this pop up on my Netflix yesterday. It made me laugh. Some of the covers on Netflix right now are just embarrassing. Netflix just be telling these companies, "Uh no sorry, don't care what your nephew made, we're putting up the original cover"
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Jefferoo posted:
Jesus, you could have done so much with a Pacific Rim poster. You could ape the old Godzilla or other Japanese tokusatsu film of the era, an "anime the gently caress up" version, Japanese credits and all, but of course, Mondo goes the "throw some poo poo in Illustrator and Live Trace it" route. Biff Rockgroin posted:
This is legitimately cool. Darthemed posted:'Man, Jean Reno is looking grizzled these da-oh no poor Laurence Fishburne' Don't weep for Larry Fishburne, he's currently in a popular television show. He's getting paid.
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Young Freud posted:Jesus, you could have done so much with a Pacific Rim poster. You could ape the old Godzilla or other Japanese tokusatsu film of the era, an "anime the gently caress up" version, Japanese credits and all, but of course, Mondo goes the "throw some poo poo in Illustrator and Live Trace it" route. Didn't they make those two red/orange and blue posters of a Kaiju and a Jaeger fighting in a city, that you could kind of put next to each other and make into one huge poster? And I swear they did another poster as well as that one, did they just make three or four for pacific rim or something?
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Red Bones posted:Didn't they make those two red/orange and blue posters of a Kaiju and a Jaeger fighting in a city, that you could kind of put next to each other and make into one huge poster? And I swear they did another poster as well as that one, did they just make three or four for pacific rim or something? Yeah, I think the kaiju/jaeger set are gorgeous, though definitely visually wayyy busy, so I could see people not being crazy about those, either.
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Biff Rockgroin posted:
They dropped the ball on that by not making the cover a white background with black text saying "Movie".  Was re-watching Inctacto today, some of the promotional material is pretty ok:  But some of them decide to focus on one scene that makes a movie about luck look like a creature feature/slasher/horror movie:  "Your luck is theirs" The tag line on the second poster works fine enough if it was used right, but on the second one it just makes it seem like a cheesy Spainish version of Night of the Creeps.
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Jefferoo posted:This is pretty great. I like this a lot, but I wish they'd have stuck with the original tagline. "Time to Meet the Devil" just sounds so much better.
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Modus Pwnens posted:Yeah, I think the kaiju/jaeger set are gorgeous, though definitely visually wayyy busy, so I could see people not being crazy about those, either. Here are the Pacific Rim posters in the Mondo Archive. They're not to shabby overall but nothing that special, IMO.     My favourite Pacific Rim poster is still the Imax premiere poster. 
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I like Mondochat because it isn't just mindless hate, there's usually lots of good discussions about design and art in between all the totally justified  . Trying to shut that down to defend the honor of your collection of hundred-dollar posters is stupid, even if your friends think they're cool.Jefferoo posted:
This isn't even the only Metro 2033 movie this year. Snowpiercer looks looks way better, at least in terms of the talent both in front of and behind the camera.
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Red_Museum posted:More Tom Hanks Maybe they'll tweak the actual story, and this one will end with Hanks kicking the stock of that AK, flipping it around and putting it in his own hands. He raises it to the chin of the lead hijacker, and says ".... hijack this." Also, the lead hijacker is played by Cuba Gooding Jr. Hooray for Hollywood! 
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Maybe they'll tweak the actual story, and this one will end with Hanks kicking the stock of that AK, flipping it around and putting it in his own hands. He raises it to the chin of the lead hijacker, and says ".... hijack this." At least the pirates aren't led by this one white guy with a British accent  What I'm saying is that I hope when they say "based on a true story" they just mean "we took a script for 'Die Hard on a Pirate Ship' and put the names of real life kidnapping victims in it".
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Jul 27, 2013 07:38
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The dude behind Tom Hanks is jazzed to be sitting next to Tom Hanks.
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Maybe they'll tweak the actual story, and this one will end with Hanks kicking the stock of that AK, flipping it around and putting it in his own hands. He raises it to the chin of the lead hijacker, and says ".... hijack this."
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Jefferoo posted:This is pretty great. If you want a poster trying to pretend the movie is Drive 2, I suppose.
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It's a pretty design. I have no idea what the hell it has to do with the film, but it's a pretty design.
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casa de mi padre posted:It's a pretty design. I have no idea what the hell it has to do with the film, but it's a pretty design. For the most part, it is just copying an existing poster: 
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Terminal Entropy posted:For the most part, it is just copying an existing poster: Well no, it's doing more than that. There's a reason why it's covered in hands.
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Terminal Entropy posted:For the most part, it is just copying an existing poster: And apparently this film has been out for a bit, I guess I should see it.
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Red Bones posted:At least the pirates aren't led by this one white guy with a British accent Doesn't the "true story" paint Phillips as kind of a jerk? He purposefully went through an area that he was warned was full of pirates just because it was faster.
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Terminal Entropy posted:They dropped the ball on that by not making the cover a white background with black text saying "Movie". Blue text. 
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Jefferoo posted:This is pretty great. Mondo should really branch out from the drab pastels it always uses as this is the most colorful movie I have seen in a while.
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Mister Chief posted:Not a Mondo poster. Sure as hell looks like one.
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G-III posted:
Here's the poster I've seen more often for this movie. I think it's much better, but it's still missing THE GUY THAT'S ACTUALLY IN THE MOVIE! 
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Edition the 20th: The My Kid Could Draw That! Mega-Jam "Help me get this jam off my fingers!"  Captures that terrifying instant before you sneeze and jam comes out of your helmet  Points off for no jam  The best thing for getting jam off your fingers is a disembodied head  "Mum always said if I ate any more marmalade my eyes would turn yellow. And that I'd kill and stalk people on a snowy mountain peak."  Spreadin' jam with a cleaver seems a bit excessive. (This was made in 2012)  Also, I've been away for the last couple of weeks and in case you're wondering what happened in the thread in that time: * There's a racist outburst * Everybody decides to watch Oldboy again * Groundhog Day love-in (again) * People finally agree that Josie and the PussyCats is a good movie * Beatles songs / All You Need Is Kill puns * It's established that Keanu Reeves was in the Matrix * Two rounds of Mondo bashing
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Shuffler Zero, I just wanted to say thanks. Your posts are always really fun. Also: ShufflerZero posted:* People finally agree that Josie and the PussyCats is a good movie As someone who saw it in the first show on the opening day (in a completely empty theater to boot), I've always known that. ShufflerZero posted:* Two rounds of Mondo bashing Only two? Are we counting any time Mondo was mentioned as bashing, or just when people got angry and posted "Rathabrathafarthabraw"?
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ShufflerZero posted:Spreadin' jam with a cleaver seems a bit excessive. (This was made in 2012) Isn't that the guy from Violent poo poo?
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Mister Chief posted:Isn't that the guy from Violent poo poo? That's what I thought too, but the IMDB entry tells a different story. I've got to admire the kid's moxy though, I'd never be able to get Lloyd Kaufman to appear in anything I would make.
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Some real bangers today.  Sadly these are real movies and sadly not fake movies made up for a joke.
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Jefferoo posted:Some real bangers today. After all this talk about Low Blow, I had to double-check to see if the girl on the cover is actually in the movie and not a stock photo. I think that's Danielle Harris, but I'm still not totally convinced. This movie doesn't have enough pomp to be called "Redline"  There, that's better.
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ShufflerZero posted:Captures that terrifying instant before you sneeze and jam comes out of your helmet 
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