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Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

axolotl farmer posted:

Your Sinclair magazine had jokes about trainspotters with anoraks and coke bottle glasses 25 years ago. they would give out Trainspotter Awards for readers who found and mailed in about tiny insignificant errors in the text.



i pointed out a mistake in one of their programming articles and they sent me a badge

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FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

El Negocio posted:

makes sense that trains and cargo ships are autist catnip since they run on a fixed regular schedule and are the largest, most complicated vehicles that an ordinary person would see if they didn't work in a mine or the military.

cargo ships aren't on a schedule though

well they are but not a constant and repeating one and amateur autists wouldn't have access to it

maybe that's why we don't have as many; that's a good thing

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
Former Lycos sites [edit]
GetRelevant.com, a Lycos online advertising site

:ironismith: (someone please buy this tia)

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice

Sham bam bamina! posted:

:ironismith: (someone please buy this tia)

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
Similarly, Glee fans have created portmanteaus of character couples, such as "Finchel" for Finn and Rachel, "Klaine" for Kurt and Blaine, and "Brittana" for Brittany and Santana. This fact has been referenced in various second season episodes, notably "Furt", which is itself a coinage for the new stepbrothers Finn and Kurt, and "Rumours".[151][152]

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
Tanorexia is the term often used to describe a condition in which a person participates in excessive outdoor sun tanning or excessive use of other skin tanning methods (such as tanning beds) to achieve a darker skin complexion because they perceive themselves as unacceptably pale). [4] The syndrome is different from tanning addiction, although both may fit into the same syndrome and can be considered a subset of tanning addiction.

Although the term "tanorexia" has been commonly used by the media and several doctors to describe the syndrome, both the word and syndrome have not been widely accepted by the medical community, and is considered slang by many.

Malloc Voidstar
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.

The Dream of the Fisherman's Wife (NSFW) posted:

LARGE OCTOPUS: My wish comes true at last, this day of days; finally I have you in my grasp! Your "bobo" is ripe and full, how wonderful! Superior to all others! To suck and suck and suck some more. After we do it masterfully, I'll guide you to the Dragon Palace of the Sea God and envelop you. "Zuu sufu sufu chyu chyu chyu tsu zuu fufufuuu..."

MAIDEN: You hateful octopus! Your sucking at the mouth of my womb makes me gasp for breath! Aah! yes... it's...there!!! With the sucker, the sucker!! Inside, squiggle, squiggle, oooh! Oooh, good, oooh good! There, there! Theeeeere! Goood! Whew! Aah! Good, good, aaaaaaaaaah! Not yet! Until now it was I that men called an octopus! An octopus! Ooh! Whew! How are you able...!? Ooh! "yoyoyooh, saa... hicha hicha gucha gucha, yuchyuu chyu guzu guzu suu suuu...."

LARGE OCTOPUS: All eight limbs to intertwine with!! How do you like it this way? Ah, look! The inside has swollen, moistened by the warm waters of lust. "Nura nura doku doku doku..."

MAIDEN: Yes, it tingles now; soon there will be no sensation at all left in my hips. Ooooooh! Boundaries and borders gone! I've vanished....!!!!!!

SMALL OCTOPUS: After daddy finishes, I too want to rub and rub my suckers at the ridge of your furry place until you disappear and then I'll suck some more. "chyu chyu.."

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off

EMILY BLUNTS posted:

Don't think this guy is train sperg but this is more train action than any of them have seen

Google Translate posted:

Pidaryugi?! Yes, from what you say dick? You know what responsibility they bear? Cows blunt them the signal, the signal is not in a straight run. And you know what happens at a stop on the stretch? For any little thing - removal of bonus this month and it is a minimum. The award, almost half the salary and wages for such work - a pittance! But it is still best not to shoot, then zaebeshsya poo poo scraped from the locomotive ...

the russian railman's life is a hard one.

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

Aleksei Vasiliev posted:

Your "bobo" is ripe and full, how wonderful! Superior to all others!
   /
:riker: :byodame:

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
MISFITS
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

This article is about MiSFiTS. For Misfits, see Misfits.

MiSFiTS was the acronym for the Minnesota Society for Interest in Science Fiction and Fantasy. This organization has now changed its name to GPS, an acronym for Geek Partnership Society. [1] It was founded in 1999 and was the parent non-profit organization for the CONvergence speculative fiction convention. Geek Partnership Society (formerly MISFITS) and CONvergence separated their organizations effective January 1, 2010. GPS sponsors events and clubs year round including the Team Trivia Challenge [2], a Writing Contest, Read-the-Book/See-the-Movie [3], and various other social clubs for the Minneapolis/St. Paul fandom community. In 2010 GPS will be opening the first geek community center with event and meeting space for events related to science-fiction, fantasy and other "geeky" topics.

External links [edit]
MISFITS website now [4]

This article related to a non-profit organization is a stub. You can help Wikipedia by expanding it.

Categories: Science fiction fandom · Science fiction organizations · Non-profit organization stubs

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970


To improve the chance of an Oscar award, a 9/11 joke was cut from Jean Dujardin's 2012 comedy film The Players. The deleted scene featured a man seducing a woman in a New York apartment while an aircraft crashes into the World Trade Center in the background.[16]

you loving idiots

IT WOULD HAVE BEEN GOLD

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

statistically speaking, that probably happened somewhere

ANIME MONSTROSITY
Jun 1, 2012

by XyloJW
However, the term "dark side of the moon" is commonly used incorrectly to refer to the far side, most likely due to misconception caused by the seminal Pink Floyd album of the same name and reiterated again and again in popular culture, such as Transformers: Dark of the Moon.

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
On April 26, 2006, Duane Weatherall of Gamepulse.co.uk (now bitparade.co.uk) interviewed Roach after he posted this message on another forum.[7] The Roach story contained a number of inconsistencies: some of it seems to be[original research?] directly sourced from Wikipedia, such as the suggestion of Cyberyogi's involvement,[clarification needed] which was the product of extensive searching through Usenet archives on the part of a Wikipedia editor.[citation needed]

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe
There were also new additions to the Bratz brand, Bratz Kidz and Bratz Babyz. Bratz Kidz made two movies in 2007, called Bratz Kidz: Sleep-Over Adventure and Bratz Kidz: Fairy Tales. Bratz Babyz also made two movies, the first one, Bratz: Babyz came out in 2005, and Bratz: Super Babyz in 2007. 2008 brought Bratz: Girlz Really Rock and in 2010, Bratz: Pampered Petz debuted. 2011 brought Bratz: Desert Jewelz. and 2014 will bring' 'Bratz: Special Friendz' (which is a surprise to all of those who love the bratz dolls as MGA said thy where not making another bratz movie because they were working on more dolls.)

Miley Virus
Apr 9, 2010

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

Install Gentoo posted:

and 2014 will bring' 'Bratz: Special Friendz' (which is a surprise to all of those who love the bratz dolls as MGA said thy where not making another bratz movie because they were working on more dolls.)
:unsmith:

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curse_of_the_Colonel

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amir_Taaki

Activism
Taaki has been outspoken in favour of internet activism such as Anonymous, likening them to modern day freedom-fighters.[18] A long-time contributor to free software, he advocates total data freedom.[10] Taaki has labeled censorship policies as being a wedge towards ever-increasing censorship.[18] He proposes a shift away from specialist thinking towards a creative society of generalist knowledge workers.[19]

Taaki self-identifies as an anarchist but believes that ideologies should not remain fixed against evidence. He states that beliefs should not be a matter of contention when ideas change all the time due to new knowledge and information.[10]

He has written about New Urbanism, advocating high-density pedestrian-oriented cities. Taaki has written that cities should be diverse and have mixed uses.

Taaki is a speaker of Esperanto, which he promotes as an auxiliary country-neutral international language to preserve local languages. He writes that Esperanto serves to break down barriers and help the flow of media across cultural boundaries.[20]

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
achievement: wrote his own wiki article

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

FrozenVent posted:

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amir_Taaki

Activism
Taaki has been outspoken in favour of internet activism such as Anonymous, likening them to modern day freedom-fighters.[18] A long-time contributor to free software, he advocates total data freedom.[10] Taaki has labeled censorship policies as being a wedge towards ever-increasing censorship.[18] He proposes a shift away from specialist thinking towards a creative society of generalist knowledge workers.[19]

Taaki self-identifies as an anarchist but believes that ideologies should not remain fixed against evidence. He states that beliefs should not be a matter of contention when ideas change all the time due to new knowledge and information.[10]

He has written about New Urbanism, advocating high-density pedestrian-oriented cities. Taaki has written that cities should be diverse and have mixed uses.

Taaki is a speaker of Esperanto, which he promotes as an auxiliary country-neutral international language to preserve local languages. He writes that Esperanto serves to break down barriers and help the flow of media across cultural boundaries.[20]
you forgot everything else on that page like the first fuckin' sentence: "Amir Taaki (born 6 February 1988) is a British video game and computer software developer. Taaki is best known as a Bitcoin project developer and for pioneering many open source projects[1]" or maybe this lil' gem: "After briefly attending several British universities, Taaki gravitated to the free software movement."

and why did you link to the mobile version

3/5 good content, bad form

Sham bam bamina! fucked around with this message at 03:56 on Jul 28, 2013

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
The highest known score for the Sprint mode, which is a 3 minute game, is 868 by YouTube user "tharchfiendy". [5]

Meat Beat Agent
Aug 5, 2007

felonious assault with a sproinging boner
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Girlfriend_is_the_President

quote:

The game centers around protagonist Junichiro Hondo who awakes one morning to discover his next-door-neighbor and lifelong friend Yukino Ohama has suddenly become president of the fictitious nation of Nippon (Japan).[2]

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
i knew it, japan was made up all along

ANIME MONSTROSITY
Jun 1, 2012

by XyloJW
The Ganga Action Plan has been described variously as a "failure,"[101][102][103] a "major failure,[12] a "colossal failure,"[13] and a "widely recognized failure."[96]

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Call Now posted:

The Ganga Action Plan has been described variously as a "failure,"[101][102][103] a "major failure,[12] a "colossal failure,"[13] and a "widely recognized failure."[96]

four different states of failure

which one is Wikipedia in?

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transformers_(fiction) and every page it links to



there's so much loving information jesus christ

lord funk
Feb 16, 2004

Yodzilla posted:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transformers_(fiction) and every page it links to



there's so much loving information jesus christ

hmmm i liked transformers as a kid lets just see-

"... revealed that the Transformers originally breed asexually, though it is stopped by Primus as it ..."

:stare:

Nelson MandEULA
Feb 27, 2011

"...the biggest shitbag
I have ever met."
The TurboGrafx-CD came packaged in a very large box, most of which was filled with protective styrofoam inserts.[citation needed]

Nelson MandEULA
Feb 27, 2011

"...the biggest shitbag
I have ever met."
just a reminder that the article for optimus prime, fictional robot for children, is still longer than the articles for:

albert einstein, time magazine's man of the (20th) century
jesus christ, alleged son god and focal point of the religion followed by one third of the earth's population
ludwig van beethoven, probably the most important composer of all time
plato, founder of the modern concepts of science and philosophy

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

WorkingPeer posted:

just a reminder that the article for optimus prime, fictional robot for children, is still longer than the articles for:

albert einstein, time magazine's man of the (20th) century
jesus christ, alleged son god and focal point of the religion followed by one third of the earth's population
ludwig van beethoven, probably the most important composer of all time
plato, founder of the modern concepts of science and philosophy
i kinda took that for granted but it's also longer than the one for batman :psyduck:

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

the one for Starscream is longer than the one for Superman

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

Sweevo posted:

the one for Starscream is longer than the one for Superman

the superman one has like 50 subarticles though while starscream only has like 2.

ANIME MONSTROSITY
Jun 1, 2012

by XyloJW
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexuality_in_ancient_Rome#References

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

:stare:

i thought there were a lot of them at 200

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

prefect posted:

:stare:

i thought there were a lot of them at 200

wikipedos want to be thorough, so they added 449 after that

goddamn

Augster
Aug 5, 2011

In sum, neotantric sexuality is just one dimension of a spiritual path that is devoted and dedicated to the challenge of becoming aware, in every moment of our embodied lives, of the supreme flow of the sacred lifeforce itself—the sacred unity of love.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tantric_sex#Tantric_sexuality

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

Augster posted:

In sum, neotantric sexuality is just one dimension of a spiritual path that is devoted and dedicated to the challenge of becoming aware, in every moment of our embodied lives, of the supreme flow of the sacred lifeforce itself—the sacred unity of love.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tantric_sex#Tantric_sexuality
wikipedia articles with first-person pronouns are the best :allears:

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Sham bam bamina! posted:

wikipedia articles with first-person pronouns are the best :allears:

i was trying to put my finger on why that passage bothered me so much. thanks :tipshat:

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Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
Plot [edit]

The story is about a lustful scholar (played by Lawrence Ng) who dares to challenge the moral teachings of the Sack Monk. The monk attempts to lecture the scholar that spiritual enlightenment transcends the passions of the flesh but the scholar, who enjoys women, doesn't agree. However, the most powerful man in the town marries his daughter, played by Amy Yip, to the scholar. The daughter is a virgin and has been taught that sex is dirty.

The scholar, after a disastrous yet humorous wedding night, soon initiates his bride into the pleasures of sex, aided greatly by the illustrations of a copy of a sex manual. The amorous husband goes about his 'scholastic travels' where he meets the greatest thief known to man. The thief is able to sneak into people's houses undetected, and the scholar wants to learn this skill so that he can sleep with other men's wives. The thief was initially willing to help him, until he catches the scholar one day and discovers that the scholar is not very well-endowed.

The thief tells the scholar that stealing other men's wives requires good lovemaking skills and equipment. The thief promises to help the scholar only if he has a horse's penis. Of course, the thief didn't think it was possible, until the scholar returned one day, indeed, with a horse's penis attached as his own. Apparently, the scholar met a doctor who was able to replace anatomical parts (a scene with a cameo by Hong Kong comedian Kent Cheng).

The doctor managed to transplant a horse's penis to replace the scholar's meager one. Armed with his new 20-inch penis, the scholar goes on a sexual rampage, not caring if he is seducing other men's wives or is nearly caught in the process. Meanwhile, the scholar's wife, after experiencing the joys of sex, becomes sexually frustrated. She tried masturbating with paintbrushes but is left unsatisfied until she has an affair with the gardener, the husband of one of the wives the scholar seduced. She becomes pregnant and runs away with the man, who persuades her to have an abortion. She finds solace in a brothel where she perfects her sexual skills to become the top courtesan.

The scholar has become frail and sick due to too much sex (involving two sisters-in-law who are bisexual and into S&M). He goes to the brothel for treatment, where he is offered the top courtesan. At first, husband and wife cannot recognize each other; she looked at his penis and thought it couldn't be her husband's because his was small; he couldn't recognize her because his eyesight was failing. While they were having sex, he takes a close look at her figure and nipple and recognizes her. To her dismay, he screams, shouts and calls her a disgrace. To his dismay, she runs off and hangs herself. The man, completely broken, goes back to the monk to ask for forgiveness.

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