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Alabaster White posted:Tumblr? That means the first 3 lines happened, and then the author went home to write about FATSHAMING for 10 hours straight. Tumblr is rather a goldmine for these.
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# ? Jul 30, 2013 22:57 |
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wilderthanmild posted:I did this sometimes. "Hey ____. Do you want to ____?" Isn't a weird text really. poo poo still didn't happen though. I wouldn't even believe the most mundane conversation if it was presented in that fake phone picture format. Yeah. I use real names to let people know I'm not just sending a mass text. DrHerpington has a new favorite as of 02:56 on Jul 31, 2013 |
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That one strikes me as a joke. And a good one, at that...I laughed the first time I saw it, in 1999.
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# ? Jul 31, 2013 03:06 |
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Alabaster White posted:Tumblr? That means the first 3 lines happened, and then the author went home to write about FATSHAMING for 10 hours straight. No, only the first one. What person that's already inside a McDonalds would tell anyone "you should spend more money at the gym, and less here". What probably happened was she was in line, someone was behind her who was physically fit, and she created a scenario in her head so that she had an actual reason to feel 'fatshamed' instead of just "I saw a skinny person"
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# ? Jul 31, 2013 04:07 |
From that Lowtax article of goonquotes posted a page or two ago:quote:Now, I work at a daycare with children ages 3 to 11. Some of these children have some of the worst manners I've ever seen
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# ? Jul 31, 2013 04:35 |
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I'll just fix the first line real quick:quote:Now, I work at a daycare with children ages 3 to 11. I'm a dumb rear end in a top hat who thinks kids know perfect king's English and that if they don't, they should
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# ? Jul 31, 2013 04:43 |
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Kampfy Von Wafflehaus posted:From that Lowtax article of goonquotes posted a page or two ago: I think that is literally a scene in To Sir, With Love II. So it's an STDH from a lovely TV movie sequel, and the scene itself is a tired retread of a similar scene in the original movie.
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# ? Jul 31, 2013 07:58 |
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Rahonavis posted:Disney The following quotes in your post definitely 100% happened, having been to Disney and Florida in general. Also, working in customer service. quote:The last time we were at Epcot, my Dear Husband (their terminology) bought a pastry in France. My daughter and I went to use the bathrooms in Morocco and DH sat down on a bench by Morocco. A couple sat down next to him and started: quote:At our last trip, me and my 2 kids were in line for Fast passes for Space Mountain (which had been down for most of the day) at around 5 pm for a return time of 10:50 pm!! The Standby line was displaying 120 minutes and the lione was out the door.. quote:I have a weird scar that is all bumpy and strange. I was in a line and a kid poked it. I just let it go. Then, he started doing it repeatedly. I asked him to stop and his mom went ballistic all over me. She said he had the right to touch anything freakish on anybody's body! Really? A scar makes you freakish? The boy kept following me around and poking me, so we had to leave. How obnoxious! quote:My gf and I were waiting in line for a bus at EPCOT. Now, for those of us that have been a million times know almost every bus stop has a built in snake line for ease of boarding purposes, this one was no different. However, no one was using it, us included. This one, however, absolutely 100000% happened. quote:Our eight-year-old daughter was wearing her beautiful Snow White Costume and to be honest (Dont want to brag about it), she was just beautiful...princess/ We were standing there,no seats available,(its ok) and suddenly this mature old lady give this just snooty look to my daughter (she looked at form head to toe) and said and I quote : "Since when Snow White is Hispanic?" ...I guess she thought that we were not able to understand what she was saying. I've seen it happen. I hate people.
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# ? Jul 31, 2013 12:23 |
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Yeah, I could definitely see some racist old grandma making a bitchy comment under her breath about a hispanic little girl dressed up like Snow White. If they had gone to pains to describe her as a crazy religious zealot or veered off into "she's supposed to have SKIN AS WHITE AS SNOW" dialogue I'd question it, but I've heard comments like that on Halloweens before, so it probably happened.
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# ? Jul 31, 2013 14:25 |
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Kampfy Von Wafflehaus posted:Never heard him say "Po-Po" again She didn't hear him call her a bitch, either.
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Kampfy Von Wafflehaus posted:From that Lowtax article of goonquotes posted a page or two ago: If "po-po" is the most disrespectful thing he has heard as a teacher, then I don't think he's actually a teacher. Or I guess maybe he's nearly deaf.
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# ? Jul 31, 2013 18:56 |
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"My cousin drew this. He is 7 years old and a boy."
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# ? Jul 31, 2013 21:02 |
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I'm new at this, but this is from Reddit's ExJW board. Jehovah's Witnesses are known as a mostly harmless, nutty fundamentalist Christian sect who knock on doors and foretell the cataclysmic end of the world. They also have a pretty brutal shunning policy for people who "leave the truth," even if the person leaving the religion is your own child, you're required to cut off all voluntary contact with them. Needless to say, this causes a lot of consternation and heartache amongst ex-JW's. Well, here's how one ex-JW's precocious little child has pieced together a solution:quote:Hope this isn't too boring but I just wanted to share with all of you the most awesome rant that came out of my daughter today. doctorfrog has a new favorite as of 21:34 on Jul 31, 2013 |
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I am sure
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# ? Jul 31, 2013 22:20 |
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DrHerpington posted:"My cousin drew this. He is 7 years old and a boy." Maybe it's Animal Crossing fanart.
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# ? Jul 31, 2013 22:56 |
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STDH posted:I was on the phone with a close friend when I heard the front door open. Assuming it was one of my roommates, I dismissed it and continued my conversation. I heard something fall (which later turned out to be our Menorah), but still paid it no mind. I was busy and it was nothing. Half an hour later, I was leaving the house with one of my aforementioned roommates, and noticed a game case sitting on the floor.
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# ? Jul 31, 2013 23:09 |
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poo poo that didn't happen posted:
It even ends with, "We got married!" This entire story sounds like a plot to some horrible romantic comedy.
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# ? Jul 31, 2013 23:48 |
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DrHerpington posted:He was stupid enough to steal, but good enough to get away with it. Unfortunately for him, I’m rather clever, and really like my video games. I like how they immediately went to Game Stop. Not a pawn shop, not ebay, not Craigslist, but Game Stop. Good thing they got caught (sort of), otherwise they might have been able to pay $9.99 or less for a new game! when trading in 10 eligible games.
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# ? Jul 31, 2013 23:53 |
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hyperhazard posted:I like how they immediately went to Game Stop. Not a pawn shop, not ebay, not Craigslist, but Game Stop. As a former Gamestop employee, I can assure you people dump stolen stuff at Gamestop all of the time. The rest of the story is bullshit but when I worked our trade policies weren't that restrictive and it'd be a lot faster than waiting in line at a pawn shop, which they'd be more likely to get caught at anyways
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# ? Aug 1, 2013 02:16 |
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totally true story none of it is bs
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# ? Aug 1, 2013 04:06 |
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From a parent who totally exists to a 13 year old son who also totally exists.
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# ? Aug 1, 2013 06:05 |
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fronz posted:
Have you ever played an online game? This sort of poo poo has happened like 100 times just today.
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# ? Aug 1, 2013 08:57 |
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canyoneer posted:
A my little pony decor would probably work great.
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# ? Aug 1, 2013 09:23 |
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fronz posted:
No, this one is most definitely true, I've seen it happen quite a lot and it is something that will forever keep on happening.
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# ? Aug 1, 2013 09:58 |
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fronz posted:
If anything, maybe it's not embellished enough?? Needs at least three more racial slurs before I'll believe it.
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# ? Aug 1, 2013 13:53 |
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Quarter Past Ten posted:It even ends with, "We got married!" This entire story sounds like a plot to some horrible romantic comedy. That whole story is completely fabricated, its like the person, and this is most likely the case, wrote out exactly what they would do if given the chance.
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# ? Aug 1, 2013 14:03 |
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canyoneer posted:
ravenkult posted:A my little pony decor would probably work great. And this is how bronies are made.
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# ? Aug 1, 2013 14:04 |
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uhm Edit: Take a look at the tags. horriblePencilist has a new favorite as of 19:54 on Aug 1, 2013 |
# ? Aug 1, 2013 19:47 |
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Hahahaha I love this so much. stdh.txt: why can't other people see what invisible body parts of others' they are ramming into!
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# ? Aug 1, 2013 19:53 |
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horriblePencilist posted:
They're 'SUPER SECRET CODE TAGS ' that otherkin and other tumblr snowflakes use to communicate.
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# ? Aug 1, 2013 19:58 |
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horriblePencilist posted:
Can it be stdh if it's imaginary anyway?
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# ? Aug 1, 2013 20:00 |
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moerketid posted:Can it be stdh if it's imaginary anyway? Her headcanon wings got oppressed for real. Oh, and here's more content.
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# ? Aug 1, 2013 20:03 |
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Also from Tumblr
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# ? Aug 1, 2013 20:13 |
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NoUU posted:Also from Tumblr "I still can't see a sailboat without getting incensed all over again."
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# ? Aug 1, 2013 20:29 |
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I don't think this person knows anything about how buying a sail works (you have to measure the boat first). Or basic human interactions.
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# ? Aug 1, 2013 20:32 |
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I'm glad she stopped the manager before she was assailted.
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# ? Aug 1, 2013 20:34 |
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So where are all these retail jobs where you can treat your customers like subhumans and not get fired?
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# ? Aug 1, 2013 20:43 |
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Thanks, Dr. Dre! Your pair of standard headphones with your name on them are a real lifesaver! horriblePencilist posted:Her headcanon wings got oppressed for real.
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# ? Aug 1, 2013 20:43 |
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NoUU posted:Also from Tumblr I don't even know what the message is supposed to be here. Despite the "all women are beautiful" nonsense, the overall tone is pretty anti-fat. The scenario is also more contrived than usual. D+.
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# ? Aug 1, 2013 20:47 |
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NoUU posted:Also from Tumblr Wait, so they gave her the name of the sail store so she could find it? Did she really have to drive all the way out to The Sail Emporium: Sails And Nothing But Sails before she realized they don't sell bras? Girl that gullible had it coming
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# ? Aug 1, 2013 20:49 |