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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Random Stranger posted:


(Jimmy Olsen #66)

Uh... that wasn't tobacco, Jimmy.

Don't know source.

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Open Marriage Night
Sep 18, 2009

"Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"


TheJoker138 posted:

When did he do this?

Fantastic Four #9.

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

Random Stranger posted:

That page is actually quoting Fantastic Four Annual #2 which Byrne used as his way of bringing Kirby's revised vision of Dr. Doom's scar into continuity. That wasn't the statement I was refuting though. A lot of comic fans think that Kirby's concept of Dr. Doom's face that he started talking about and drawing in conventions during the 70's was the "original" version (to quote Ein Bear) and that simply isn't true.

Personally, I like the idea that it's a tiny scar and if someone wanted to tell their Dr. Doom stories using that version of events it would be no skin off my nose.

But explaining the development of character concepts and how they shifted over decades isn't a funny panel...


(Jimmy Olsen #66)

Uh... that wasn't tobacco, Jimmy.

A lot of characters take time to develop into what we know. Superman was originally raised in an orphanage and couldn't fly. Byrne has really gotten a stick up his rear about original versions of character being the "real" one. If possible I'd pick the one that was the better story.

Darth Brooks fucked around with this message at 04:09 on Aug 3, 2013

Teenage Fansub
Jan 28, 2006



From preview of Joker's villains month issue.
http://www.dccomics.com/blog/2013/08/02/first-look-at-week-one-of-villains-month-joker-two-face-the-ventriloquist-poison-ivy

Redeye Flight
Mar 26, 2010

God, I'm so tired. What the hell did I post last night?
That face reminds me of... something, I have no idea what precisely. It's certainly not capturing whatever emotion it's meant to be, though.

Captain Oblivious
Oct 12, 2007

I'm not like other posters

Redeye Flight posted:

That face reminds me of... something, I have no idea what precisely. It's certainly not capturing whatever emotion it's meant to be, though.

I have no idea what emotion it's meant to be. Those panels are just completely mystifying to me on every level.

Which I guess is what makes them funny.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
That page is amazing.

ZnCu
Jul 2, 2007

Eat Sword?
At first, I took it as Joker having a semi-profound moment, the kind you only get when watching a mother animal tend to its young... but it's also a monkey holding a monkey holding a monkey, so it's funny and he's trying not to ruin it by laughing.

In retrospect, that's probably not it. The Joker's face is built around the crazy grin so when he's NOT grinning, it's even more unnerving and inhuman.

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Redeye Flight posted:

That face reminds me of... something, I have no idea what precisely.
I know what. You're not gonna like it.

GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012

He looks like he's blazed as gently caress to me

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


Redeye Flight posted:

That face reminds me of... something, I have no idea what precisely.

:stare:

RyuujinBlueZ
Oct 9, 2007

WHAT DID YOU DO?!

Redeye Flight posted:

That face reminds me of... something, I have no idea what precisely. It's certainly not capturing whatever emotion it's meant to be, though.

There's another page that shows him taking that monkey in, apparently, and trying to feed it like a baby while zany poo poo happens around him.

I assume the emotion is supposed to be some sort of profound emotional connection, but it comes across as some kind of insane :catstare:

Cialis Railman
Apr 20, 2007


He looks like Willem Dafoe. :psyduck:

Shawn
Feb 6, 2003

I yiffed two people at once and all I got was laughed at.
That scene is complete bullshit if the next page isn't a splash page of him just busting out laughing.

If this is played up as serious it is a bigger OOC travesty than Doom crying at the world trade center.

RandallODim
Dec 30, 2010

Another 1? Aww man...
It's like the look of a child seeing something in a store window that they just really really want. Joker just really really wants that monkey.

Toastline
Dec 7, 2005
Chain Chomp
I thought he was imitating the monkey's face.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Shawn posted:

If this is played up as serious it is a bigger OOC travesty than Doom crying at the world trade center.

That was just Doom disappointed that other people managed to do it before him. He probably thinks he could've done it better too.

E the Shaggy
Mar 29, 2010

Man, I am dying at this page.

"Surely medical science can...OH gently caress THAT. I GIVE UP!"

MVP
Nov 1, 2012

by Lowtax
It's Joan Rivers and Rob Lowe put together

side_burned
Nov 3, 2004

My mother is a fish.



The Maxx #2

Mr. Gone getting angry over Maxx killing the hostage has always made me laugh.

side_burned fucked around with this message at 07:04 on Aug 3, 2013

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


If the premise is that all the heroes have disappeared, then I hope Joker has decided to try and make that baby monkey into a replacement Batman somehow.

Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005

Wait how does joker have a face again? Typing that last sentence, it occurred to me that DC is weird.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Ignite Memories posted:

Wait how does joker have a face again?

Maybe Superboy punched it back on?

Ignite Memories posted:

Typing that last sentence, it occurred to me that DC is weird.

:smith::hf::sigh:

The Missing Link
Aug 13, 2008

Should do fine against cats.


From Uncanny X-men #9. I laughed way too hard at Dazzlers face.

Here's a bigger version.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

When'd she join the FF?

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


When'd her hair color change?

Some Pinko Commie
Jun 9, 2009

CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!
Clearly that's an evil twin. She has the evil twin goatee!

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

The MSJ posted:

That was just Doom disappointed that other people managed to do it before him. He probably thinks he could've done it better too.

I think he was just sad it didn't hit the Baxter Building.

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




Fried Chicken posted:

This was addressed in the Waid run, the Authoritative Action arc. Most Latverians like Doom. He has all of their necessities taken care of - food, utilities, health care, etc. They are safe from all the civil wars and hostile neighbors without even needing a military because no one will mess with Doom. Reed compares the Doom-Latverian relationship to a human-pets one. Its basically utopian totalitarianism, a pocket kingdom where Doom runs everything and disappears and executes those who don't go along with it, but every need is met and the people like it.

Oh, so it's Singapore.

WickedHate
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax

Ignite Memories posted:

Wait how does joker have a face again? Typing that last sentence, it occurred to me that DC is weird.

He got experimental surgery at a clinic in Africa.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

WickedHate posted:

He got experimental surgery at a clinic in Africa.

Seriously? And he got his old face back?

WickedHate
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax

SynthOrange posted:

Seriously? And he got his old face back?

No. That was a joke relating to the Batgirl-Oracle situation.

The real answer is this probably takes place before then.

WickedHate fucked around with this message at 11:17 on Aug 3, 2013

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
The joker lost his face?

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
No, he still has it.


Mimir
Nov 26, 2012
He's totally going to catch some awful disease from those open face wounds. There are maggots there, for pete's sake.

Fuego Fish
Dec 5, 2004

By tooth and claw!

Ignite Memories posted:

Wait how does joker have a face again? Typing that last sentence, it occurred to me that DC is weird.

As much as we'd all like to see Joker actually having some skin on his head again, the story's a flashback.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



The MSJ posted:

That was just Doom disappointed that other people managed to do it before him. He probably thinks he could've done it better too.

"Planes? How pedestrian."

Dark_Tzitzimine
Oct 9, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Ignite Memories posted:

Wait how does joker have a face again? Typing that last sentence, it occurred to me that DC is weird.

Is a flashback issue, the solicit claims that it will show joker's origin.

ghosthorse
Dec 15, 2011

...you forget so easily...
If it's Joker's origin that page better be the exact moment he decided to kill people. That would be incredible.

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CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

ghosthorse posted:

If it's Joker's origin that page better be the exact moment he decided to kill people. That would be incredible.

Actually, now it makes sense. He has his "bad day", he's trying to do right, even after everything, but everyone around him is freaked out over his appearance or treats him like a joke. To take his mind off of things, he goes to the zoo, has a moment of reflection watching the gorillas and he allows himself a little smile. It's going to be OK.

Then the monkey gives him a dirty look and he looses his poo poo.

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