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casa de mi padre posted:Come to think of it, Jean Reno hasn't been as good in a movie since then either. Godzilla (199 
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Peanut President posted:Godzilla (199 Yeah, Godzilla '98 is a bit of a clusterfuck but Reno nails every scene he's in. "Thank yuh very much" 
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Now's probably a bad time to admit I haven't seen Jean Reno in a movie since Leon... I should at least see Mission: Impossible, huh? Lucky for me it's on Netflix.
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casa de mi padre posted:Black Swan was her poorly playing a virgin when the whole audience knows Natalie Portman's done it with guys. Wait... so... only virgins can play virgins?
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DetoxP posted:Wait... so... only virgins can play virgins? It's the ultimate sacrifice for method acting.
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Don't you remember the scene where the gynecologist checked for hymen integrity
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casa de mi padre posted:I forgot about this. Okay, I'll give her one. Black Swan was her poorly playing a virgin when the whole audience knows Natalie Portman's done it with guys. I'm sorry, I assumed someone posting on a movie forum knew what the word acting means.
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She's poorly playing a virgin, guys! Come on! The other part is a joke! Lighten up!
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casa de mi padre posted:She's poorly playing a virgin, guys! Come on! The other part is a joke! Lighten up! well you are the expert
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casa de mi padre posted:She's poorly playing a virgin, guys! Come on! The other part is a joke! Lighten up! Yeah if she were playing a virgin well she'd be fat and post on internet forums and live with her mo-
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casa de mi padre posted:I forgot about this. Okay, I'll give her one. Black Swan was her poorly playing a virgin when the whole audience knows Natalie Portman's done it with guys.
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casa de mi padre posted:She's poorly playing a virgin, guys! Come on! The other part is a joke! Lighten up! Jokes are usually funny. I hope this helps you with your future posting.
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casa de mi padre posted:I forgot about this. Okay, I'll give her one. Black Swan was her poorly playing a virgin when the whole audience knows Natalie Portman's done it with guys. What the gently caress is wrong with you
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mr.capps posted:well you are the expert Very nice.
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casa de mi padre posted:I forgot about this. Okay, I'll give her one. Black Swan was her poorly playing a virgin when the whole audience knows Natalie Portman's done it with guys. Looks like you just Perfect Blue your chance to be a clever and engaging person!
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FauxGateau posted:Looks like you just Perfect Blue your chance to be a clever and engaging person!
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casa de mi padre posted:Oh no my posting career. Eh, it's cool hombre. Could be worse. You could've had these poster's careers.  - An actual movie poster if I'm not mistaken.  - Some low-effort minimalist poster that I'm pretty sure was posted in the thread before.  - Can't post a bunch of posters without a microcosm of what the movie is clearly about.  - Rumor has it this poster was found in an abandoned warehouse with the words "my fan art, movie poster, for Evil Dead 2." written in blood.
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I thought the comment on a lady having her hair cut short being, like, particularly penultimate in an acting sense kinda insulting to say, Christian Bale thinning down for The Machinist or Jodie Foster acting out a barroom rape in The Accused, and didn't Jodie cut off her hair in that too? "Natalie, NATALIE! Was it hard for you to cut your hair in a Wachowski flick when in the back of your mind, you knew that Lovelace hosed a dog for a movie? NATALIE! NATALIE, OVER HERE! Did you meet Zuckerberg at Harvard, Natalie!"
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Helmacron posted:I thought the comment on a lady having her hair cut short being, like, particularly penultimate in an acting sense kinda insulting to say, Christian Bale thinning down for The Machinist or Jodie Foster acting out a barroom rape in The Accused, and didn't Jodie cut off her hair in that too? The bolded word doesn't mean what you seem to think it means. Also, this post is gross and dumb. And as a palate cleanser, here's the poster for that new Zizek movie, The Pervert's Guide to Ideology. 
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Vagabundo posted:Also, this post is gross and dumb. How? He's right. Acting like getting your hair cut off for a movie is some big thing just cause it's ~A WOMAN~ having it done is insulting as gently caress to the actress. It's hair. It'll grow back, and until then she could always wear wigs. It's not some major transformation or anything that shows true dedication to the profession or something.
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TheJoker138 posted:How? He's right. Acting like getting your hair cut off for a movie is some big thing just cause it's ~A WOMAN~ having it done is insulting as gently caress to the actress. It's hair. It'll grow back, and until then she could always wear wigs. It's not some major transformation or anything that shows true dedication to the profession or something. It's possible to make that point without bringing bestiality into it.
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Van Kraken posted:It's possible to make that point without bringing bestiality into it. Or directly equating successful mainstream actresses with notoriously exploited porn stars.
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Jedit posted:Or directly equating successful mainstream actresses with notoriously exploited porn stars. Van Kraken posted:It's possible to make that point without bringing bestiality into it. What post did you two read?
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Jedit posted:Or directly equating successful mainstream actresses with notoriously exploited porn stars. People will look for offense anywhere, and you really didn't understand the point of that post.
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LeJackal posted:What post did you two read? This one: Helmacron posted:"Natalie, NATALIE! Was it hard for you to cut your hair in a Wachowski flick when in the back of your mind, you knew that Lovelace hosed a dog for a movie? NATALIE! NATALIE, OVER HERE! Did you meet Zuckerberg at Harvard, Natalie!" You know, the one TheJoker138 was defending, where Helmacron put up the enormous straw man that anyone in the world would equate a mainstream Hollywood movie with bestiality porn.
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LeJackal posted:What post did you two read? A better question would be how did they miss the point so badly?
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Helmacron was mocking the idiot who posted that Natalie Portman must have struggled to shave her hair for a role because she's a woman, and that she played a virgin badly in Black Swan because come on guys, we all know she's been around  . Let's not forget who the real enemy is: That guy.
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TheJoker138 posted:How? He's right. Acting like getting your hair cut off for a movie is some big thing just cause it's ~A WOMAN~ having it done is insulting as gently caress to the actress. It's hair. It'll grow back, and until then she could always wear wigs. It's not some major transformation or anything that shows true dedication to the profession or something. In the real world and not the world of internet feminist rhetoric, most people see a woman shaving her head as something "radical" and so it's a risk for any actress to do something like that. Hollywood stars live and die on the public's perception of them, after all. Look at Britney Spears. She must be completely insane for wanting to shave her head, according to public perception. It's a different thing if an actress does it for a role, but god forbid Natalie had wanted to keep her hair like that. scary ghost dog posted:Let's not forget who the real enemy is: That guy.
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tliil posted:This is a war, after all. And the war for gender equality is won one post at a time. Can't a guy just call someone else an idiot in an exaggerated way these days? Must everything be taken so literally? Let's see you defend that guy saying she poorly portrayed a virgin because of how OBVIOUS it is she's had sex before.
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scary ghost dog posted:Can't a guy just call someone else an idiot in an exaggerated way these days? Must everything be taken so literally? Let's see you defend that guy saying she poorly portrayed a virgin because of how OBVIOUS it is she's had sex before. Nope. No exaggeration on the Internet. Everything must be literal and appropriate. Forum posting is a battlefield. *dances*
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Let's stop insulting posters and get back to insulting posters. Although actually I like the first one, it'd make a good book cover.  
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That doesn't even look like Natalie Portman.
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Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:What the gently caress is this That's Thor, the woman of science
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'The woman' pretty much sums up her role in the movie, so I guess it's an accurate poster?
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I guess it's supposed to be a mock Time magazine cover? But that still doesn't make any sense! All you need for a Thor poster is a hammer! It could be any hammer, it could just be a ball-pen hammer with "Please return to Thor" written on the handle, and that would still tell me more of what Thor's about than this!
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THE GOD OF THUNDER THE WOMAN OF SCIENCE It'd be more interesting if you flipped God and Woman.
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