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Gils posted:Today I was looking at some articles tagged 'music'. The dropped the ball for not using Barack "O-Ska-ma"
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Civilized Fishbot posted:The Onion is still in print for free in a lot of places - I can get it every day in Chicago. They yanked Austin a couple of weeks ago. I used to have a stand in the lobby of my building.
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rear end in a top hat Awarded For rear end in a top hat Behavior By Business Community LeadersThe Onion posted:The black-tie ceremony, an annual custom within the local rear end in a top hat community, was reportedly attended by over 1,000 prominent dicks, some 350 festering mounds of human waste, and 75 unbearable brownnosers, many of whom lauded Thorton for his deep and lasting influence in the field of being a selfish, amoral sack of poo poo.
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CatchrNdRy posted:What are some good classic examples to get an English friend into The Onion? I don't think the Royal Wedding stuff will work, a little too over the top. "Our long nightmare of peace and national prosperity is finally over" has got to be in the classics reel.
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CatchrNdRy posted:What are some good classic examples to get an English friend into The Onion? I don't think the Royal Wedding stuff will work, a little too over the top.
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CatchrNdRy posted:What are some good classic examples to get an English friend into The Onion? I don't think the Royal Wedding stuff will work, a little too over the top. Rubber Band Needed Fire Hot (Audio clip) Shirtless Biden Washes Trans-Am and as mentioned, Our Long National Nightmare They also like to sell their best ones as framed prints.
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The entire book "The Onion: Our Dumb Century" is great. The Atlas "The Onion: Our Dumb World" is even better. If you can get your hands on either of them, let your friend take a look.
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Stoner Uncle All The Kid's Favorite Warning: high levels of 
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B-but it's so hard being white! Waaaaaagh!
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I don't think it's available on their website anymore, but HOLY poo poo, MAN WALKS ON loving MOON remains my favorite Onion article ever.Vaginapocalypse posted:Stoner Uncle All The Kid's Favorite The final line about Uncle Steve is awesome too
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Vaginapocalypse posted:Stoner Uncle All The Kid's Favorite Yeah this is my new favorite article. Also Onion Book Talk: Everyone get The Onion Book of Known Knowledge     
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I have been reminded of my favorite Onion video because of a related subject in AusPol. "New Live Poll Lets Pundits Pander to Viewers In Real Time". There's just so much brilliance in their depiction of The Worm. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFpK_r-jEXg
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Thanks all I'll let ya know how its received, whether I'm hailed for my wit or just peddling more colonial trash.
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'The Onion' Salutes Our Friend Mahmoud Ahmadinejad On A Job Well Done
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Repellent 9-Year-Old Crushed At Suspension Of Favorite Baseball Player A-Rod
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Hahaha, that's WRC rally driver Jari Matti Latvalla.
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lord funk posted:Hahaha, that's WRC rally driver Jari Matti Latvalla. Uh, pretty sure that's just a dolphin, dude. edit: Sorry, you meant the human.
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Taylor Swift is on the prowl again: Taylor Swift Now In Long-Distance Relationship With Curiosity Rover
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Iowa State Fair Guards Told To Shoot Non–Iowa Residents On Sight DES MOINES, IA—Cautioning that non-residents should stay at least 500 feet away from the fairgrounds at all times to ensure their safety, Iowa state police announced Monday that they have ordered law enforcement officials at the upcoming Iowa State Fair in Des Moines to shoot all out-of-state visitors on sight. - - - - Those are OUR Air Supply concerts and cheesecake-onna-stick.
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Vaginapocalypse posted:Stoner Uncle All The Kid's Favorite I'm sure I've seen this one before, but this is hall-of-fame poo poo here. I particularly love the line: "And he's the only one who is even remotely competitive with the kids at PlayStation 2."
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Jet Jaguar posted:Iowa State Fair Guards Told To Shoot Non–Iowa Residents On Sight I love Onion Iowa and Indiana.
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Brother Jonathan posted:Taylor Swift is on the prowl again: Taylor Swift Now In Long-Distance Relationship With Curiosity Rover quote:Taylor has visited Mars every chance she’s gotten, but she’s not crazy about the temperature, and would prefer it if Curiosity moved to L.A. at some point down the road. Still, she’s definitely in love and she would move to the Red Planet in a heartbeat if Curiosity asked her.” Not surprised she's concerned about the tempature; it's no place to raise a kid.
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MD2020 posted:Not surprised she's concerned about the tempature; it's no place to raise a kid. In fact, it's cold as hell.
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And there's no one there to raise them, if they did.
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45,589,321 Healthy Kale Recipes To Try This Summer
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 "Suri hungers. Meat fresh. We feast now?"
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Echo Chamber posted:The entire book "The Onion: Our Dumb Century" is great. The Atlas "The Onion: Our Dumb World" is even better. My two favorite bits from "Our Dumb Century" were "German Jews concerned about Hilter's 'Kill All Jews' Program" and a photo of FDR with the caption mentioning that he was aboard "Wheelchair One".
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKC21wDarBo There's nothing about this video I don't like. Derived from Idiocracy? Sure, but it's still perfect IMO.
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My all time favorite "dark" onion article http://www.theonion.com/articles/daddy-put-in-byebye-box,2411/
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Your Gay Uncle posted:My all time favorite "dark" onion article Oh my god. The ballet recital thing got me HARD.
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That could use some punctuation, I hope.
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Your Gay Uncle posted:My all time favorite "dark" onion article Why did you have to link that? I always forget how drat sad it is and jesus christ I'm gonna call my dad now
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Shia LaBeouf Shimmies Out Of Third-Floor Window At School For Wayward Boys is just funny to me for some reason. So is Disney’s ‘Toy Tales’ Hits Theaters Friday for more obvious reasons.
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Black part of town moves across town: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvbjA29Jo_c
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http://www.theonion.com/articles/truther-jihadist-wishes-alqaeda-had-committed-911,33421/
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Speaking of dads! Negligent Father Isn't Building a Castle to Protect Family From Apocalypse. I guess it's a tie-in to some reality show on National Geographic I've never heard of and won't watch because I don't have that channel, but it's still pretty good. The ending, as always, is a nice kicker.
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