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Magnetic North
Dec 15, 2008

Beware the Forest's Mushrooms

ReturnOfFable posted:

...Some people take this poo poo way too seriously.

Who the gently caress writes that email and then thinks to himself, "Yeah, this is great. Now they'll take my claim as an LP Superstar seriously."

The same kind of person who considers themselves an LP Superstar. It's comorbid.

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Lazyfire
Feb 4, 2006

God saves. Satan Invests

Magnetic North posted:

The same kind of person who considers themselves an LP Superstar. It's comorbid.

Speaking of, I got an invite from some guy to join the "5th(!) most popular LP network" the other day. I was promised 300 views per video by a guy with a couple dozen videos, none of which had more than 30 views.

Am I now an LP superstar?

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
I like how he tries to make a watertight case for being like, third to come up with Let's Playing, while simultaneously realizing how pathetic and pointless that is. And in the end he just trails off entirely as he imagines how he could've had a sweet life of financial independence if things had just gone differently.

Psion
Dec 13, 2002

eVeN I KnOw wHaT CoRnEr gAs iS

baldurk posted:

Thanks slowbeef for all the wonderful emails I get on your behalf.

But were the screenshots legit? I mean, obviously the entire matter hinges on him being able to convincingly photoshop "2006" into one. :v:

Skippy Granola
Sep 3, 2011

It's not what it looks like.
Here we see the timestamp moves back... and to the left. Back... and to the left. Back... and to the left.

Clearly we're either dealing with a second LPer on the grassy knoll, or this is some kind of magic youtube page.

judge reinhold
Jul 26, 2001

Lazyfire posted:

Speaking of, I got an invite from some guy to join the "5th(!) most popular LP network" the other day. I was promised 300 views per video by a guy with a couple dozen videos, none of which had more than 30 views.

Am I now an LP superstar?

Our video of Little Caesar's Fractions Pizza has gotten notice from teachers, one of whom wanted us to enter the video into a contest for the "best educational song". I really worry we're making the world a worse place by doing LPs and teachers are legitimately showing them this garbage in an effort to help learning.

Rirse
May 7, 2006

by R. Guyovich
Such a dumb argument when people recording videos before Youtube have long existed before Slowbeef. Heck, there was a Retsupuare where the person is commenting on old camcorder video he made back in 1993 or so.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xA3plNb0EbY

Felinoid
Mar 8, 2009

Marginally better than Shepard's dancing. 2/10
My favorite bits are him prefacing the thing with "first off, I'm not mad at anybody k?", and the bit at the end that implies the equivalent of inflation to view "value", making it sound like a bid for a new branch of economics.

ApeHawk
Jun 6, 2010

All the NPCs will look up and shout, "Do this quest!"
and I'll whisper, "Sure, why not."
Guys, I totally invented VLPs, okay? I mean, I have it in writing, and my mom is an eyewitness, and why can't I put a patent on this?

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
Gentlemen, I don't want to brag but I made my first 8mm film let's play of Hungry Hungry Hippos in 1967. Unfortunately I don't have it anymore after taping some home porn over it, but you can take my word for it.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

judge reinhold posted:

Our video of Little Caesar's Fractions Pizza has gotten notice from teachers, one of whom wanted us to enter the video into a contest for the "best educational song". I really worry we're making the world a worse place by doing LPs and teachers are legitimately showing them this garbage in an effort to help learning.

Did you win?

Cheez
Apr 29, 2013

Someone doesn't like a shitty gimmick I like?

:siren:
TIME FOR ME TO WHINE ABOUT IT!
:siren:

Cangelosi posted:

He basically ADMITS to using a CAMCORDER for his earlier LPs.

And he's PROUD of it. PROUD!

I don't know what to make of this at all, but I'm sure there's some medication that can solve this sort of mania.

You know, depending on when "earlier" is, you're going to have to accept that direct capture was either insanely expensive, extremely poor quality, or simply too much for older machines.

Also I made videos of my games all the time in the 90s, so I deserve a top spot in the LP hall of fame.

Chaostime
Jan 3, 2008

Kurt Cobain's biggest phobia was bears in pools.
Does this mean we have to pay him dues, I don't think I can afford to keep playing games, then talking about the games I'm playing on the internet and getting people I don't know to watch me play and talk about those games if I have to pay him AND slowbeef!

Mush Man
Jun 25, 2010

Nintendo announces Frolf means Frog Golf.
Oven Wrangler
Guys, someone should get that CD off him. I know we can't trust the timestamps on it because it's easy to change the system time or manipulate NTFS dates but I do have LP carbon dating equipment set up to test it for real.

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

Metro: Last Light is now fair game for LPing right?

discworld is all I read
Apr 7, 2009

DAIJOUBU!! ... Daijoubu ?? ?

Arglebargle III posted:

Metro: Last Light is now fair game for LPing right?
It should be on the 14th; I'm bad at maths.

discworld is all I read fucked around with this message at 05:43 on Aug 4, 2013

Speedball
Apr 15, 2008

Nenonen posted:

Gentlemen, I don't want to brag but I made my first 8mm film let's play of Hungry Hungry Hippos in 1967. Unfortunately I don't have it anymore after taping some home porn over it, but you can take my word for it.

This is all hilarious, but now I'm wondering how one would LP a board game or something and, AND, make it fun for the thread. Chess, for example. Make it interactive group chess? Humorous and insightful play commentary?

shalcar
Oct 21, 2009

At my signal, DEAL WITH IT.
Taco Defender

Speedball posted:

This is all hilarious, but now I'm wondering how one would LP a board game or something and, AND, make it fun for the thread. Chess, for example. Make it interactive group chess? Humorous and insightful play commentary?

There was an LP of the Risk: Legacy boardgame if I recall correctly and it seemed to be really well received. The LP'er had to abandon it due to life commitments, but from what I saw of it it worked really well, so it can be done.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

shalcar posted:

There was an LP of the Risk: Legacy boardgame if I recall correctly and it seemed to be really well received. The LP'er had to abandon it due to life commitments, but from what I saw of it it worked really well, so it can be done.

And before that there was the completed lp of plain old normal risk.

MGN001
May 12, 2012

So, I made a test post on the Test Poster for an Interactive Fiction game called "Theatre", and I'd like some feedback on it, please.

http://lpix.org/sslptest/index.php?id=14934

Quovak
Feb 2, 2009

See, the problem with online communication is that you can't feel my beard through the HTML.

Speedball posted:

This is all hilarious, but now I'm wondering how one would LP a board game or something and, AND, make it fun for the thread. Chess, for example. Make it interactive group chess? Humorous and insightful play commentary?

I have been a part of an LP of Chess.

e: Holy poo poo, I'm terrible at Chess.

Quovak fucked around with this message at 09:48 on Aug 4, 2013

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
And there's also a LP of Arkham Horror. And I think there were a couple Diplomacy games until it was decided they'd be more appropriate in The Game Room.

I'd love there to be more Let's Plays of board games, as it's a pretty awesome hobby that deserves more exposure.

Yapping Eevee
Nov 12, 2011

STAND TOGETHER.
FIGHT WITH HONOR.
RESTORE BALANCE.

Eevees play for free.

Mega64 posted:

I'd love there to be more Let's Plays of board games, as it's a pretty awesome hobby that deserves more exposure.
Maybe I could actually see an LP of the Order of the Stick board game some day. :v:

frozentreasure
Nov 13, 2012

~

Mega64 posted:

I'd love there to be more Let's Plays of board games, as it's a pretty awesome hobby that deserves more exposure.

I'd love to do at least one video of a game of Mahjong, if only to show that it's not the tile matching solitaire game most people think it is.

thevoiceofdog
Jul 19, 2009

Terminally ambivalent.
An update on the firstborn LP'er and rightful heir to the LP throne. Apparently he doesn't like people leaving negative comments or dislikes on his videos, because he'll delete comments, complain about dislikes and low viewer retention, block people from his channel and send them passive aggressive PM's over youtube. :downs:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fI48ov2TqQQ

Lazyfire
Feb 4, 2006

God saves. Satan Invests

Listen, I wouldn't expect a Non-YouTube superstar to understand this, but when you have the kind of busy life someone like TheAwesomeIncarnate has you don't have time for the haters.

MellowHype
Jun 6, 2012

Oh how that plumber danced!
I don't know guys, with all the LP clout this guy has, he must be the real deal in terms of LP royalty. :worship:

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
In 1989 I wrote in my diary about how I played half a game of Monopoly with my siblings until a friend showed up and I didn't want to play anymore. Scanning the pages now, I'm staking my rightful claim to the LP throne.

Some Strange Flea
Apr 9, 2010

AAA
Pillbug
I invented paris hilton sex tapes.

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
A couple decades back I took some polaroids of me playing the NES, wrote marker on them, and mailed them to friends. I think that qualifies me as the inventer of the screenshot LP.

Tin Tim
Jun 4, 2012

Live by the pun - Die by the pun

thevoiceofdog posted:

An update on the firstborn LP'er and rightful heir to the LP throne. Apparently he doesn't like people leaving negative comments or dislikes on his videos, because he'll delete comments, complain about dislikes and low viewer retention, block people from his channel and send them passive aggressive PM's over youtube. :downs:
I wonder if he can connect the dots between sending a dumb message about his part in LP-history and suddenly getting shat on?

Combat Lobster
Feb 18, 2013

Tin Tim posted:

I wonder if he can connect the dots between sending a dumb message about his part in LP-history and suddenly getting shat on?



Firstborn LP Superstar: Internet Detective.

Edit: VVVV I had no idea either, or maybe he's just pulling it out of his rear end.

Combat Lobster fucked around with this message at 17:58 on Aug 4, 2013

Ragny
Feb 29, 2012

I WANT YOU
FOR XCOM ARMY
I didn't know you could check how long a specific user watches your video.

thevoiceofdog
Jul 19, 2009

Terminally ambivalent.
Holy poo poo! I just remembered my dad was playing with his new video camera when I was like 5 and taped me playing the NES. I AM THE TRUE LET'S PLAYBORN

my dad
Oct 17, 2012

this shall be humorous

thevoiceofdog posted:

Holy poo poo! I just remembered my dad was playing with his new video camera when I was like 5 and taped me playing the NES. I AM THE TRUE LET'S PLAYBORN

You were just an unwitting puppet. The title is mine. :colbert:

Orange Fluffy Sheep
Jul 26, 2008

Bad EXP received
Before the Battle of Balaclava in the Crimean I had in my letters described playing chess with one of my comrades in an extremely detailed fashion, until Lord Raglan ordered the ill-fated charge that cost my ally his life. I have a 130 year lead on the rest of you shits. :colbert:

Sundowner
Apr 10, 2013

not even
jeff goldblum could save me from this nightmare
Sorry everyone, back in 1000+BC San Raphael Swell I kept an account of my LP of the very first Slenderman game...



So when do I get handed the keys to Retsupurae and all that? Thanks.

unfair
Oct 6, 2012

Ragny posted:

I didn't know you could check how long a specific user watches your video.

You can't as far as I know, unless you have a very specific set of conditions.

1. Very low views
2. Enough viewers to break out of the "not enough data" amount that Google uses to anonymize stuff.
3. Careful records of your current views/retention so you can work out the values of new views in the same day. (Not necessary if you only get 1 view per day)

It would also be easier to separate out for people in a more unique country - something like United States is going to get a bunch of hits lumped into one aggregate if you don't check it regularly.

Edit: I should note that some analytics data is delayed several days - it appears that retention data is delayed by at least 24 hours, so if he responded with that quickly he's probably just making up numbers

unfair fucked around with this message at 18:48 on Aug 4, 2013

Habermann
Nov 3, 2007

by Lowtax

Aaand it's private now. Which is especially funny when you consider the fact that it was quickly becoming one of the most-viewed videos on his channel! It certainly had more views than any other episode of any of his half-dozen recent LPs, which is also especially funny when you realize that the description for the now-private video mentioned something about it potentially being his "last video."

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Dice_
May 29, 2013

Afraid of being hollow?

Join the club, my face is more caved in than your mother.
You're all forgetting the first ever recorded proof of let's play found in ancient Egyptian text.

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