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- Edje
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has this been posted yet because jfc
"The term "geek chic" is however shunned by many proud geeks, due to the use of the term by mainstream non-geeky fashion labels and celebrities. Seen as an affront to their own style, the entire "geek chic" phenomenon can be compared loosely with the practice of "blacking up" by variety acts in Britain and the US in the early 20th century."
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Aug 7, 2013 09:07
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- syscall girl
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has this been posted yet because jfc
"The term "geek chic" is however shunned by many proud geeks, due to the use of the term by mainstream non-geeky fashion labels and celebrities. Seen as an affront to their own style, the entire "geek chic" phenomenon can be compared loosely with the practice of "blacking up" by variety acts in Britain and the US in the early 20th century."
so Johnny Galecki is a wikipeditor
or maybe it was Wil Wheaton
that would surprise me less
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Aug 7, 2013 09:24
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- FrozenVent
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has this been posted yet because jfc
"The term "geek chic" is however shunned by many proud geeks, due to the use of the term by mainstream non-geeky fashion labels and celebrities. Seen as an affront to their own style, the entire "geek chic" phenomenon can be compared loosely with the practice of "blacking up" by variety acts in Britain and the US in the early 20th century."
jfc
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Aug 7, 2013 13:02
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- Adult Sword Owner
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u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise
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has this been posted yet because jfc
"The term "geek chic" is however shunned by many proud geeks, due to the use of the term by mainstream non-geeky fashion labels and celebrities. Seen as an affront to their own style, the entire "geek chic" phenomenon can be compared loosely with the practice of "blacking up" by variety acts in Britain and the US in the early 20th century."
burn wikipedia to the ground
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Aug 7, 2013 14:47
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- Adult Sword Owner
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u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise
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http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Anime_Girl_(3.5e_Class)
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Aug 7, 2013 16:39
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quote:Making an Anime Girl
Thanks to the introduction of Japanese animation onto our shores, the role of females in adventure scenarios has been challenged. No longer is she a glamorous damsel in distress to be rescued, but is she now just comic relief? Will she be the over-emotional wet noodle or the tough Sarah Connor type with the rock-hard boobs? No need for that, because an anime girl can be whatever she wants to be. That can be an asset to the party.
An anime girl may not seem to be the most desirable adventuring companion, seeing as she's "just a girl". Not so: anime girls are magnets for trouble in the form of monsters and plot hooks. Depending on the anime girl path chosen, she may be active or passive during combat. If you survive your adventure with an anime girl regardless, you'll likely be swimming in loot and experience points... and you'll have made a new friend. What's not to like? quote:Class Features
All of the following are class features of the anime girl.
Weapon and Armor Proficiency: Anime girls are proficient with simple weapons and whatever weapons their class path allows. Anime girls are proficient with light armor and whatever armors their class path allows.
Brightly-Colored Hair (Ex): Anime girls stand out in a crowd, due to their hair color. It may not match a natural level of brightness, a natural hair color, or both. This grants an anime girl a +2 to Charisma-based skills (except Use Magic Device.)
Cosplay Henshin (Su): Anime girls can be whatever they want to be. Magician, spy, amazonian princess--you name it, she can do it through the power of costume play, also known as "cosplay". The anime girl must choose between a warrior-type, a magic-using type or a catgirl (you knew it was coming). Once chosen, the anime girl cannot change into another type. She can transform into this form a number of times per day equal to 3 + Charisma modifier. This ability lasts 2 hours, granting a competence bonus equal to 1/2 the anime girl's class level to Bluff and Disguise (rounded down). Each form has different benefits, as listed below:
Warrior-Type Cosplay: In addition to her base proficiencies, an anime girl using warrior-type cosplay gains proficiency with any martial weapons and one exotic weapon that go best with her costume and proficiency with medium and heavy armor. Shields get in the way of the costume, so anime girls are not proficient with shields. Anime girls using warrior-type cosplay gain a skill bonus to Intimidate, Knowledge (local) and Diplomacy equal to 1/2 her anime girl level.
Magic-Type Cosplay: In addition to her base proficiencies and abilities, an anime girl using magic-type cosplay gains a skill bonus to Knowledge (arcana), Knowledge (religion), Knowledge (the planes) and Spellcraft equal to 1/2 her anime girl level. The anime girl knows a number of spells and has a caster level equal to 1/2 her class level (rounded up, minimum 1). She cannot cast a spell whose spell lever is greater than her caster level. She may choose what type of spells she knows(arcane or divine) and which spells she knows. Once chosen, she cannot access spells from the other type until Cosplay Bonus II. She may cast a spell a number of times equal to 3 + Charisma modifier. She need not prepare her spells in advance.
Catgirl-Type Cosplay: In addition to her base proficiencies, an anime girl using catgirl-type cosplay gains evasion and a skill bonus to Hide, Balance, Move Silently, Listen, and Spot equal to 1/2 her anime girl level (rounded down). She also gains proficiency with the short sword, the whip and the shuriken.
Poisonous Cooking (Ex): Anime girls may be cute, but their cooking needs work. If ever an anime girl needs to make a Profession (cook) check, she automatically takes a -4 penalty. If the dice roll is less than 5, the food can be used as a poison with similar statistics to arsenic (primary damage 1 Con, secondary damage 1d8 Con). The Ingestion DC of the poison is equal to 10 + 1/2 anime girl's class level. An anime girl cannot be poisoned by her own cooking; she has immunity due to tasting as she cooked.
Wouldn't Hit a Girl (Su): Anime girls can depend on their natural cuteness to deflect potential harm. She can roll a d20 and add her Charisma modifier with a bonus equal to her anime girl level. The result is the DC for the enemy's Will save. If the creature fails, he cannot attack the anime girl for a number of rounds equal to 1d4 + anime girl's Charisma modifier. If it succeeds, the targeted creature may attack as normal and may not be affected for 24 hours. She may use this ability three times per day. This is a mind-affecting, language-dependent ability.
Hammerspace (Su): At 2nd level, an anime girl can pull whatever weapons or belongings she needs, seemingly from thin air. In actuality, a thin layer of dimensional space rests within the recessed spaces (armpits, cleavage, butt crack, clothing folds, etc.) of the anime girl called Hammerspace, allowing her to hold her maximum load without any encumbrance or use of a carrying device. This works in a similar manner to the extra-dimensional storage spaces listed in the Dungeon Master's Guide (particularly concerning putting one extra-dimensional storage item inside of another), except uncovered piercing or slashing objects do not penetrate or destroy Hammerspace.
Distracted by the Skin (Su): At 3rd level, an anime girl can channel her natural good looks into a barrier of protection. Distantly related to Wouldn't Hit a Girl, she can transfer a number of points equal to her Charisma bonus to her Armor Class (minimum 1) once per combat encounter. This lasts a number of rounds equal to 3 + the anime girl's Charisma modifier.
Cosplay Bonus (Su): While using Cosplay, an anime girl gains a bonus based on her class level at 4th level and every four levels after (8th, 12th, etc.) The bonus is different for each type at each level. These bonuses do not cross over with each other; they stack with the last Cosplay Bonus.
Cosplay Bonus I:
Warrior-Type Cosplay: Gain +2 bonus on Fortitude saves and a +1 enhancement bonus on attack and damage rolls.
Magic-Type Cosplay: Gain +2 bonus on Will saves and +1 caster level.
Catgirl-Type Cosplay: Gain +2 bonus on Reflex saves and +10' movement.
Cosplay Bonus II:
Warrior-Type Cosplay: Choose Two-Weapon Fighting or Improved Unarmed Strike as a bonus feat. You do not need to meet the prerequisites.
Magic-Type Cosplay: The anime girl may now choose between arcane and divine spells.
Catgirl-Type Cosplay: Choose Mobility as a bonus feat or gain low-light vision (which is doubled if you already have it). You do not need to meet the prerequisites.
Cosplay Bonus III:
Warrior-Type Cosplay: The anime girl may add her Charisma bonus (if any) to her melee or ranged damage.
Magic-Type Cosplay: Choose one metamagic or item creation feat as a bonus feat. You do not need to meet the prerequisites.
Catgirl-Type Cosplay: The anime girl gains sneak attack (as the rogue ability) with damage dice equal to 1/4 anime girl class level (rounded down) and +1 natural armor. [example: Busa, a 11th level anime girl following the catgirl-type cosplay, reaches level 12. Her sneak attack dice are, upon reaching 12th level, 3d6 (12÷4=3).]
Cosplay Bonus IV:
Warrior-Type Cosplay: Gain Diehard or Improved Two-Weapon Fighting. You do not need to meet the prerequisites.
Magic-Type Cosplay: The anime girl may add her Charisma bonus to her direct damage spells (i.e., fireballs, magic missile, etc.)
Catgirl-Type Cosplay: Gain improved evasion (as the rogue ability.)
Cosplay Bonus V:
Warrior-Type Cosplay: Gain greater rage ability (as the barbarian ability.) This can be used a number of times per day equal to 1 + Charisma modifier.
Magic-Type Cosplay: Gain spell-like ability limited wish 1/month.
Catgirl-Type Cosplay: Gain hide in plain sight (as the ranger ability, except it works on any terrain.)
Charming (Su): At 5th level, an anime girl can cast charm person as a caster of her class level 2/day. At 9th level, she gains hold person 2/day/ At 13th level, she gains dominate person 2/day. At 17th level, she gains hold person, mass 2/day. These are all treated as spell-like abilities.
Tentacle Susceptibility: At 5th level, an anime girl is automatically shaken by and loses her armor bonus against creatures that have tentacles.
Megaton Punch (Ex): At 6th level, an anime girl can channel her hatred of a chosen target and punch them so hard, they go flying into the distance. This acts like the monstrous feat Awesome Blow, with distinct differences: the anime girl does not need to meet the prerequisites (Large size, Str 25, Power Attack, Improved Bull Rush), the distance is equal to damage dealt (rounded down to the nearest 5' increment, minimum 5'), and this attack can only be done through an unarmed melee attack. 
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- Meat Beat Agent
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quote:Will she be the over-emotional wet noodle or the tough Sarah Connor type with the rock-hard boobs?
this was supposed to be a yes-or-no question right
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- FrozenVent
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burn wikipedia to the ground
this but the entire internet
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Aug 7, 2013 17:28
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- Meat Beat Agent
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thanks for reading slightly more of that than i did
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Aug 7, 2013 17:52
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- hubris.height
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oh god I didn't notice the italics
delete your subreddit
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Aug 8, 2013 02:28
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- syscall girl
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by FactsAreUseless
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this list is really lacking
do you even SVU wikibros?
also i applaud kevin bacon for his bravery in taking a role as a pedo in the woodsman and likewize pat swayze as jim cunningham in donnie darko. that must have been tough because you can be a stone cold murderer in film and you will get fan love but if it's implied your character did some kiddy fiddling it's loving on because people are dumb as hell/can't tell the difference between fiction and reality
neither of whom are on this lovely list
hell if that wiki lurker goon is around i have two things to add to this
a) the list is so short because wikipedians are ashamed to write about fictional portrayals that hit so close to home
and b) pedobear? are you trying to make wikipedia in to encyclopediadramatica because one of these two make me laugh (hint: it doesn't have a .se tld)
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- Sham bam bamina!
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Overview [edit]
In Herbert's fiction, following the defeat of the thinking machines by humanity in the Butlerian Jihad, it is forbidden to create sentient machines. The Mentat discipline is developed as a replacement for computerized calculation, just as the Bene Gesserit and the Spacing Guild take on functions previously performed by thinking machines. For thousands of years, society considers Mentats the embodiment of logic and reason.
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- Malloc Voidstar
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Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.
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The academic off-season (traditionally referred to as "summer")
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- Trig Discipline
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Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
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suffer the little children come onto me
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Aug 8, 2013 13:43
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- hubris.height
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Overview [edit]
In Herbert's fiction, following the defeat of the thinking machines by humanity in the Butlerian Jihad, it is forbidden to create sentient machines. The Mentat discipline is developed as a replacement for computerized calculation, just as the Bene Gesserit and the Spacing Guild take on functions previously performed by thinking machines. For thousands of years, society considers Mentats the embodiment of logic and reason.
hahahaha
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Aug 8, 2013 17:11
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- ANIME MONSTROSITY
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Overview [edit]
In Herbert's fiction, following the defeat of the thinking machines by humanity in the Butlerian Jihad, it is forbidden to create sentient machines. The Mentat discipline is developed as a replacement for computerized calculation, just as the Bene Gesserit and the Spacing Guild take on functions previously performed by thinking machines. For thousands of years, society considers Mentats the embodiment of logic and reason.
dune owns dude
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Aug 8, 2013 17:46
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- hubris.height
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the only dune book that owns is the one that's actually named "dune", the further you get from there the worse the quality is
god emperor is p good
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Aug 8, 2013 17:48
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- ANIME MONSTROSITY
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the only dune book that owns is the one that's actually named "dune", the further you get from there the worse the quality is
yeah im not going to lie that is true
and then you get to the works of Herbert the son who is poo poo piss garbage
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Aug 8, 2013 17:49
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- hubris.height
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doesn't one of them suddenly start talking about jews completely out of the blue?
yes its kind of funny and also akward i forget the context i think its book 5
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Aug 8, 2013 17:53
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- ANIME MONSTROSITY
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doesn't one of them suddenly start talking about jews completely out of the blue?
yeah and paul is also the king of jews
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