Seriously the best part of fatpeoplestories is just the names they come up with.
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# ? Aug 9, 2013 19:27 |
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What really happened: lovely rude waitress gets told off for being lovely and rude, through her rage-tears she writes a sob story for the internet in which she still manages to make herself look like a tool, and posts it in the one place on the internet that would look at that mess and still think she's the hero
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# ? Aug 9, 2013 19:33 |
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I do agree with her on one thing - she should have been fired a long time ago.
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# ? Aug 9, 2013 19:35 |
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Is "fat shaming" a phrase that exists outside of the internet? I think it's one of those things like when Prince changed his name to a symbol, where you only see it printed and it has never been spoken aloud.
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# ? Aug 9, 2013 19:49 |
Is calling ranch dressing "fat people ketchup" a thing or did that person think it is a lot funnier that it is
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# ? Aug 9, 2013 19:55 |
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Xemloth posted:Is calling ranch dressing "fat people ketchup" a thing or did that person think it is a lot funnier that it is I'd never put two and two together until just now but "fat people ketchup" is a pretty apt descriptor for ranch dressing.
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# ? Aug 9, 2013 19:59 |
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canyoneer posted:Is "fat shaming" a phrase that exists outside of the internet? I think it's one of those things like when Prince changed his name to a symbol, where you only see it printed and it has never been spoken aloud. I've heard it spoken outloud. Context: "I really feel like the author is fat-shaming in this passage." If you want to hear a bunch of stupid Tumblr poo poo in real life, become an English major.
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# ? Aug 9, 2013 20:02 |
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quote:THIS ISN'T CARRIE AND YOU CAN'T THROW THE FAT EQUIVALENT OF TAMPONS AT ME Also just want to point out that tenderloin is a relatively lean cut of meat, so I dunno where tenderloin beast comes from. And if ranch is "fat girl ketchup," does that mean ketchup is "skinny girl ranch"?
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# ? Aug 9, 2013 20:02 |
One clue that this sort of story is fake is that it would basically requre a sterotypical Tumblrite and a Redditor to meet in real life, and since neither of these groups ever leave the house... More Reddit: "r/atheism" posted:So I still haven't told my parents that I don't believe in god. So today my mother asked me to take my little brother to the mosque down the street. I left my phone to charge at home and strolled down to the mosque for Friday prayer (equivalent of sunday mass). Morkyz has a new favorite as of 20:43 on Aug 9, 2013 |
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# ? Aug 9, 2013 20:07 |
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I think his being so butthurt about it is the funniest part.
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# ? Aug 9, 2013 21:12 |
"fatpeoplestories" posted:
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# ? Aug 9, 2013 21:54 |
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Minarch posted:
So what would "fat girl gravy" be?
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# ? Aug 9, 2013 22:24 |
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Aleph Null posted:So what would "fat girl gravy" be? Gravy.
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# ? Aug 9, 2013 22:26 |
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Morkyz posted:fat lady in the hospital this person is way too dainty and thin-skinned to really work in a hospital. Oh no, not bad smells, gross human bodies, and surly patients! That's a completely normal day at the hospital. You know, sometimes I wonder if some of the most extreme fatty haters on the internet aren't secretly fat themselves. They just protest too much.
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# ? Aug 9, 2013 22:42 |
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Morkyz posted:One clue that this sort of story is fake is that it would basically requre a sterotypical Tumblrite and a Redditor to meet in real life, and since neither of these groups ever leave the house... I think my favorite part of this is how it's obviously meant to resolve the writer of blame -- after all, he left his phone at home so he couldn't call for an ambulance! Of course, then he complains that no-one was willing to stop praying even to look for help, which would make him just as guilty as everyone else. Those dang muslims, always letting people die in order to pray, not like us atheists who let people die for literally no reason at all. Why do people write stories that portray themselves as horrible people? I don't understand.
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# ? Aug 9, 2013 23:05 |
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Silly Hippie posted:Gravy. Double concentrated gravy
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# ? Aug 9, 2013 23:11 |
crowfeathers posted:I think my favorite part of this is how it's obviously meant to resolve the writer of blame -- after all, he left his phone at home so he couldn't call for an ambulance! Of course, then he complains that no-one was willing to stop praying even to look for help, which would make him just as guilty as everyone else. Those dang muslims, always letting people die in order to pray, not like us atheists who let people die for literally no reason at all. What was he supposed to do, surly if he'd spoken up those primative religious people would've had him lynched. bringmyfishback posted:
"Then everyone on the plane broke out into applause Well, most of them did."
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# ? Aug 10, 2013 00:03 |
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Aleph Null posted:So what would "fat girl gravy" be? Silly Hippie posted:Gravy. Bacon fat. No lie. It's pretty common to make gravy out of the "pan drippings" in the south. At least in Louisiana.
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# ? Aug 10, 2013 00:03 |
"fatpeoplestories" posted:So, this actually happened last week but it's taken me that long to figure out how the internet works and to green text it. Note that it's entirely possible that this man actually did see a slightly grumpy overweight woman at a traffic stop; I'm mostly posting this for the delusions of eloquence.
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# ? Aug 10, 2013 00:15 |
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loving hell "be me" is annoying.
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# ? Aug 10, 2013 00:24 |
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I googled fat girl gravy for you goons and came up with this. Peanut butter gravy. I wish this was STDH . You're... welcome?
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# ? Aug 10, 2013 00:44 |
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lemonsaresour posted:No lie. It's pretty common to make gravy out of the "pan drippings" in the south. At least in Louisiana. Isn't "sauce made from pan drippings" the LITERAL definition of gravy?
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# ? Aug 10, 2013 00:58 |
"fatpeoplestories" posted:Been lurking FPS for some time and now its time for me to rustle your jimmies. I used to work in the police, focusing on business crimes, which included shop lifters. "fatpeoplestories" posted:I work at a Public Library. Most days, I love my job. I am fairly young (in my 20s) and most of my coworkers are sweet old ladies. I mostly handle the teen area and the computers. On most days, I love my job. I get to help people find just the right book, I get to re shelve books (something about that Dewey Decimal System just makes me feel happy and calm), and every once in a while I get to shush someone. But some days I hate the people that come in. "fatpeoplestories" posted:So the last story I gave you was really sad and awful, and the cancer thing pissed me off hard, so I'm writing a funny (but still kinda annoying, come on, its fps) one for you all :3 "Why do the hamplanets exaggerate" posted:There are a lot of posts from TiTP today and it really made me curious about how much exaggeration come from these followers and what the motive is. For example, almost every post talks of some thin person being incredibly rude or being a general douchebag and calling the person out on being fat. The irony on that last one is just delicious.
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# ? Aug 10, 2013 01:00 |
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Haschel Cedricson posted:Isn't "sauce made from pan drippings" the LITERAL definition of gravy? I assume he's talking about cream gravy, which is pan drippings mixed with lots of flour and cream, all boiled up until it resembles food. Very popular in the American south, and needless to say it is incredibly healthy.
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# ? Aug 10, 2013 01:03 |
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I don't understand how anybody could believe a woman shoved two chickens into her vagina. I think whoever made that up has zero experience with vaginas.
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# ? Aug 10, 2013 01:27 |
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Mayonnaise is fat people toothpaste (and everything else)
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# ? Aug 10, 2013 01:33 |
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Y'know, I always kind of assumed that "fat shaming" was one of those dumb tumblr things that people made up so they could feel like an oppressed minority and equate their anime conventions and video games with the civil rights movement. But then there's this. How can these people be so vitriolic toward complete strangers, or even their own "best friends?"
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# ? Aug 10, 2013 03:31 |
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I want to believe that somewhere out there, there's a 90s punk rock tribute band called Hamplanet.
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# ? Aug 10, 2013 03:43 |
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Oh man, the chicken one. Because when you are fat and thus a mutant adhering to no biological laws, your vagina somehow becomes large enough to accommodate two entire frozen chickens. e. That's like two or three times the size of a baby's head.
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# ? Aug 10, 2013 03:54 |
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Fake or not, the mental image of a Tumblr user crying blubbery grease tears at a photo of Mickey Mouse is hilarious.
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# ? Aug 10, 2013 04:10 |
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Morkyz posted:Note that it's entirely possible that this man actually did see a slightly grumpy overweight woman at a traffic stop; I'm mostly posting this for the delusions of eloquence. Holy poo poo, either call it a Big Mac or call it whatever stupid cutesy nickname but I hate reading a big clump of words everytime he wants to simultaneously make fun of what the person is eating but make sure that the reader understands she was eating a Big Mac. Also, loving space bar, dude. Ugh, this is the first time in a while that stdh has angered me and I think it's because I assume that everyone that writes those fat people shaming stories is a self-hating fatty writing from the opposite perspective in one of their day-to-day activities.
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# ? Aug 10, 2013 04:43 |
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Its not helped much by the media constantly banging on about the obesity epidemic which is the source of all the world's ills and troubles and everyone should have a body that would shame Hercules and Adonis.
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# ? Aug 10, 2013 05:24 |
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Uh, the obesity problem is a fairly major issue? Like there's a huge difference between these obviously fake, self hating fat people, stories yelling about how this one fat person they met was disgusting and horrible and should just die, and going 'hey obesity is a bad thing we should fix that'.
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# ? Aug 10, 2013 05:44 |
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Tatum Girlparts posted:Uh, the obesity problem is a fairly major issue? Like there's a huge difference between these obviously fake, self hating fat people, stories yelling about how this one fat person they met was disgusting and horrible and should just die, and going 'hey obesity is a bad thing we should fix that'. It definitely is terrible and as mean as a lot of the stuff on /r/fatpeoplestories is, I'd rather read those as motivation (because whether or not they're dicks, that's how a good [second] portion of people see fat people) than gorge on pizza and read thisisthinprivilege and look at vbo (Visible Belly Outline, where people take pics of themselves in tight fitting clothes to show off their guts) pics. I went from skinny to fat in a year, partially meds, partially the college buffet effect, and getting it off is hard but worth it. Since I became fat, I simply can't do the things I could do before, not the way I did them before. Moving out of my dorm was hard. Lasting a night of dancing without sitting down every three songs is hard. I have to worry and wonder about whether certain pains would go away if I lost the weight. I'm halfway back to my normal weight, in a little over a year, but once I get back to the weight I was at before, I'm not going to let myself gain again. People aren't meant to resemble butterball turkeys.
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# ? Aug 10, 2013 07:00 |
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I suppose Tumblr and Six Billion Secrets were going to intersect pretty hard. Yeah. I'm sure you hulked out and bashed a girls head into a concrete sidewalk, and didn't get arrested. What is it about Tumblrites that make them think that assault is cool?
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# ? Aug 10, 2013 07:58 |
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I kinda of see these "FatPeopleStories" writers as being people who are slim, but with such horrific self-esteem issues that the ONLY thing they can latch onto is the fact they're not "one o' them fatties" and everyone with even a slight belly is instantly A GROTESQUE DISGUSTING FREAK. It's kinda sad in an absurdly vitriolic, hateful way - and I almost pity them should they ever have to start medication that causes weight gain, or have an accident/illness that results in it. What will they have left?
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# ? Aug 10, 2013 08:36 |
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On the internet, you can say whatever you want and someone somewhere will believe you. It's just, most people aren't loving stupid regardless, and tumblr doesn't seem to mind that.
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# ? Aug 10, 2013 08:38 |
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http://www.coding2learn.org/blog/2013/07/29/kids-cant-use-computers/ It's too long to post. Long story short, some guy whose specialty is in computers is mad laymen do not have skills like his and is acting self important over being a computer janitor. It's got some STDH in the anecdotes, the poo poo you find posted on the similar subreddit, "Tales from Tech Support". Tale for tech support: do your job and realize you're hired to do something, not to be an rear end in a top hat on the Internet about your job.
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# ? Aug 10, 2013 08:57 |
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I like the cut of this guy's jib. edit: Haha wow what a petulant sarcastic douche. And he wonders why people are short with him. edit: Jesus you weren't loving kidding when you said this was long, this smarmy rear end in a top hat just goes on forever about how great he is at tech support. edit: This guy has a custom <sarcasm> HTML tag on his web page. gently caress off, Marc Scott, patron saint of all computer repair. CJacobs has a new favorite as of 10:26 on Aug 10, 2013 |
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# ? Jun 8, 2024 17:59 |
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DrHerpington posted:http://www.coding2learn.org/blog/2013/07/29/kids-cant-use-computers/ I wonder if other jobs have similar people making similar posts. Like, are there disgruntled smug auto mechanics out there? A guy comes to my garage, complaining that the "brakes don't work". I consider phoning the President of the United States to tell him that the law of friction has been suspended. I ask if he has manual transmission and he looks at me like I have three heads. Inspecting his car, within seconds I determine that he just needs to replace one of his spark plugs. "Thanks." <sarcasm>His gratitude is truly overwhelming.</sarcasm> The rear end in a top hat drives off. He's happy. He can't use a car.
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# ? Aug 10, 2013 13:18 |