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Choronzons son
Mar 1, 2011

iPope Touch posted:

Found this in a random crap shop in Chinatown.



Careful! You'll want to start with BEGINNER and work your way up!

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Humerus
Jul 7, 2009

Rule of acquisition #111:
Treat people in your debt like family...exploit them.


iPope Touch posted:

Found this in a random crap shop in Chinatown.



God, I miss the "Unlicensed Crappy Crap" thread. That thread got me to register here.

El Sprongo
Jul 30, 2008

Humerus posted:

God, I miss the "Unlicensed Crappy Crap" thread. That thread got me to register here.



Funny, I registered the first time because you'd never find a better place for porn or mp3s.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3556067

Suspicious Cook
Oct 9, 2012

Onward to burgers!

iPope Touch posted:

Found this in a random crap shop in Chinatown.



Geez, and I thought Go-Bots were disappointing as a kid.

OK Some Butt Stuff
Jun 9, 2002

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice
TODAY, ON IT CAME FROM ASIA:



Green plantand
Clean air
The Life is not duplicate


Actually, "The Life is not duplicate" would make a boss tattoo.


OMG ANIME:


This is actually the back cover of the licensed US box set, it's not a knockoff. :gonk:


satellitem

Mogomra
Nov 5, 2005

simply having a wonderful time

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

This is actually the back cover of the licensed US box set, it's not a knockoff. :gonk:

"fx" is definitely a bootleg operation unless things have changed a lot since I was a kid. :ssh:

Still loving crazy though. Gotta make you think how good the subtitles really are.

Robert Denby
Sep 9, 2007
Denial isn't just a river in Egypt, huh? Nah, get fucked mate.

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

TODAY, ON IT CAME FROM ASIA:
OMG ANIME:

This is actually the back cover of the licensed US box set, it's not a knockoff. :gonk:
So when do they fight the abnormal drug trafficker, Dr. Jackstraw?

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

Mogomra posted:

"fx" is definitely a bootleg operation unless things have changed a lot since I was a kid. :ssh:

Still loving crazy though. Gotta make you think how good the subtitles really are.

I bought it years ago through Amazon and had the same worry, but their customer service assured me that it was legit. Later, I saw the same box set on the shelves at Suncoast (back when Suncoast was a thing) and just assumed they were telling the truth :iiam:

What's weird is the subtitles are pretty fuckin' good--better than some straight-up legit stuff I've seen, even.

Speaking of bad subtitles--I wish I still had it so I could take screenshots of it--I used to own a "Fai definitely got fooled into thinking this was legit" Eureka Seven box set with the most hilarious Engrish subtitles ever:

(sudden explosion nearby)
"something important is happening"

(scene depicting tortured children)
"This makes sad."

(conclusion of a huge infodump at the climax of the series that explains a big plot twist)
"It is the negative heritage of the robot in the dawn period."

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

I bought it years ago through Amazon and had the same worry, but their customer service assured me that it was legit. Later, I saw the same box set on the shelves at Suncoast (back when Suncoast was a thing) and just assumed they were telling the truth :iiam:

What's weird is the subtitles are pretty fuckin' good--better than some straight-up legit stuff I've seen, even.

Speaking of bad subtitles--I wish I still had it so I could take screenshots of it--I used to own a "Fai definitely got fooled into thinking this was legit" Eureka Seven box set with the most hilarious Engrish subtitles ever:

(sudden explosion nearby)
"something important is happening"

(scene depicting tortured children)
"This makes sad."

(conclusion of a huge infodump at the climax of the series that explains a big plot twist)
"It is the negative heritage of the robot in the dawn period."

Duwang Fansubs?

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

I didn't get a lot of sleep last night so this one very slowly started to make sense over the span of 20 seconds.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

jadarx
May 25, 2012

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

I bought it years ago through Amazon and had the same worry, but their customer service assured me that it was legit. Later, I saw the same box set on the shelves at Suncoast (back when Suncoast was a thing) and just assumed they were telling the truth :iiam:

What's weird is the subtitles are pretty fuckin' good--better than some straight-up legit stuff I've seen, even.



The reason it looks so legit is that fx bootlegs were ripped straight from the US releases and compressed down onto fewer discs. I'm pretty certain they just copied the box art and stuck their little logo on it as well.

MageMage
Feb 11, 2007

I SUCK AND LOVE TO YELL PERFORMATIVE HOT TAKES AND NONSENSE LIES WHEN I GET WORKED UP. SOMETIMES AUTOBANNED IS BETTER. MAYBE ONE DAY WHEN I STORM OFF I'LL ACTUALLY STOP SHITTING UP THE SITE FOR REAL

Groghammer
Aug 10, 2011

On a lonely planet spinning its way toward damnation amid the fear and despair of a broken human race, who is left to fight for all that is good and pure and gets you smashed for under a fiver? Yes, it's the surprising adventures of me, Sir Digby Chicken-Caesar!

I like how everyone has a Japanese name, and then there's some dude named Biff.

Terminal Entropy
Dec 26, 2012


It just needs crabs and it would be perfect.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Terminal Entropy posted:

It just needs crabs and it would be perfect.

And, you know, HIV. Seems like kind of a big one to leave out.

e: genital warts are caused by HPV, so those could have been integrated into one :spergin:

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Sagebrush posted:

And, you know, HIV. Seems like kind of a big one to leave out.

If it's an American school, HIV is an act of god, not a disease. I don't know how that would fit in the whole Pokeman scheme :shrug:

GruntyThrst
Oct 9, 2007

*clang*

Jerry Cotton posted:

If it's an American school, HIV is an act of god, not a disease. I don't know how that would fit in the whole Pokeman scheme :shrug:

I think one of the pokemon is like, the ultimate creator or something nowadays.

ThatPazuzu
Sep 8, 2011

I'm so depressed, I can't even blink.

Jerry Cotton posted:

If it's an American school, HIV is an act of god, not a disease. I don't know how that would fit in the whole Pokeman scheme :shrug:

There are a few Pokemon that created the universe, so whatever. Also, that has to be a college RA board or something. No way that's in a high school.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

You know, unless the baby was stillborn, perhaps they could have used a little less blue food dye in the cake. Just saying.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

CzarChasm posted:

You know, unless the baby was stillborn, perhaps they could have used a little less blue food dye in the cake. Just saying.

You know, if the baby WAS stillborn, I'm not sure a cake is the appropriate sentiment.

ThreeFish
Nov 4, 2006

Founder and President of The E/N Log Cabin
Um. Is that supposed to be a DEAD baby? Serious question.


Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
YOu know, it's funny how some things you are just blase about, and other things just.. I would be absolutely horrified to see that, let alone at the idea of actually cutting it to serve.


Edit: Yeah, I think that picture right there is a " Let's get off the internet a while, and have a walk." moment.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Johnny Aztec posted:

YOu know, it's funny how some things you are just blase about, and other things just.. I would be absolutely horrified to see that, let alone at the idea of actually cutting it to serve.


Edit: Yeah, I think that picture right there is a " Let's get off the internet a while, and have a walk." moment.

It's not cool to steal other people's drinks from communal fridges, but I think you might be reacting to this a little too strongly.

BottledBodhisvata
Jul 26, 2013

by Lowtax
Fuckin' dead baby cake makin' me hungry

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

BottledBodhisvata posted:

Fuckin' dead baby cake makin' me hungry

Couldn't you just gobble those little cheeks up? :kimchi:

Tochiazuma
Feb 16, 2007

Babies don't come out perfectly pink and clean like they do on TV, just to let ya know

That being said, I still don't want to cut into Very Realistic Baby Cake

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

ThreeFish posted:

Um. Is that supposed to be a DEAD baby? Serious question.




Those things are gross enough that no one would ever steal one more than once anyway.

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

Tochiazuma posted:

Babies don't come out perfectly pink and clean like they do on TV, just to let ya know

That being said, I still don't want to cut into Very Realistic Baby Cake

Well you definitely don't want to leave Very Realistic Baby Cake and Actual Baby in close proximity to each other. That's how you end up on the 10pm news.

Gamma Nerd
May 14, 2012

BottledBodhisvata posted:

Fuckin' dead baby cake makin' me hungry

Those marzipan surgical shears look delicious :rubshands:

Deep Thoreau
Aug 16, 2008

Do you think they'd use a cake like that on cakefarts.com? Or is it too weird even for people who fart on cakes?

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Tochiazuma posted:

Babies don't come out perfectly pink and clean like they do on TV, just to let ya know

That being said, I still don't want to cut into Very Realistic Baby Cake

I always figured they came out more reddish than blue. I don't know, there's something off about that cake's color scheme. Still impressive cake-crafting, of course.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

LadyPictureShow
Nov 18, 2005

Success!




This thread moves pretty fast, and I don't fancy trying to look back through 10-20 pages looking for a specific picture, but was that 'WELCOME BABBIES' cake posted in this thread, or did I see it on Cake Wrecks or something? (If not in this thread, I'll track it down and post it here)

central dogma
Feb 25, 2012

Come to the Undead Settlement in the next 20 mins if u want an ash kicking

LadyPictureShow posted:

This thread moves pretty fast, and I don't fancy trying to look back through 10-20 pages looking for a specific picture, but was that 'WELCOME BABBIES' cake posted in this thread, or did I see it on Cake Wrecks or something? (If not in this thread, I'll track it down and post it here)

I think you confused the Funny Pictures thread with the Creepy Images thread.

Edit: meant to quote DrBouvenstein's creepy image.

SpazmasterX
Jul 13, 2006

Wrong about everything XIV related
~fartz~

Mogomra posted:

"fx" is definitely a bootleg operation unless things have changed a lot since I was a kid. :ssh:

Still loving crazy though. Gotta make you think how good the subtitles really are.

My Trigun box set is an fx bootleg from years ago and is actually really good quality.

Telemaze
Apr 22, 2008

What you expected hasn't happened.
Fun Shoe

Phlegmish posted:

I always figured they came out more reddish than blue. I don't know, there's something off about that cake's color scheme. Still impressive cake-crafting, of course.

Cyanosis is pretty common in neonates. Cake is still gross, though.

e: actually I have to say that juicy looking umbilical cord is grossing me out way worse than the unfortunate looking baby. Ugggh.

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Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.









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