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Fabricated
Apr 9, 2007

Living the Dream

Dead Inside Darwin posted:

no see its ok because they stated

**METROID: ENEMIES WITHIN IS A NOT FOR PROFIT FAN FILM AND IS NOT ENDORSED BY OR AFFILIATED WITH NINTENDO. ALL NAMES AND REFERENCES OF METROID ARE COPYRIGHTS OF NINTENDO.*
Nuka-Break had a kickstarter and was successful; did they get the blessing of Bethesda/Obsidian? I believe so since they even referenced the series in some DLC, but I don't recall.

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Meat Beat Agent
Aug 5, 2007

felonious assault with a sproinging boner

it's cool, they're gonna delete all of the backers' money after 24 hours

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

Nomnom Cookie posted:

fuker u made me look it up

sodium bisulfate

well if there's hyperkalemia potassium is in there somewhere

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

$120,000 for a rubber strap

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/445602678/the-handleband?ref=search

Oppenheimer
Dec 26, 2011

by Smythe

scrolled down, saw cyclivist, closed tab

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise
          /

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer

LETS ADD A loving BOTTLE OPENER TO EVERYTHING!

Nelson MandEULA
Feb 27, 2011

"...the biggest shitbag
I have ever met."

Migishu posted:

LETS ADD A loving BOTTLE OPENER TO EVERYTHING!

mods change thread name to post the "most worthless kickstarters and greatest bottle openers you got"

Gynocentric Regime
Jun 9, 2010

by Cyrano4747

Migishu posted:

LETS ADD A loving BOTTLE OPENER TO EVERYTHING!

Does PBR even come in bottles outside of China?

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

daft punk railroad posted:

it's cool, they're gonna delete all of the backers' money after 24 hours

Nomnom Cookie
Aug 30, 2009



theflyingexecutive posted:

well if there's hyperkalemia potassium is in there somewhere

nonono that was my parents eating "lite" salt

black salt has sodium bisulfate in it

01011001
Dec 26, 2012

daft punk railroad posted:

it's cool, they're gonna delete all of the backers' money after 24 hours

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
if i ever need to sell a house ill put it up as a 1.5 m bottle opener with attached dwelling

Miley Virus
Apr 9, 2010



:iiabo:

Miley Virus
Apr 9, 2010

wait why the gently caress is the last one transparent lmao

Miley Virus
Apr 9, 2010

also "so its doesn't"


people who make spelling and grammatical errors in their kickstarter should lose a percentage of every pledge

01011001
Dec 26, 2012

im the constant swapping between abbreviation with apostrophes and not

hubris.height
Jan 6, 2005

Pork Pro
on the topic of fan made poo poo, here theyt want to make a cookbook about someone who releases cookbooks

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/314949766/paula-deens-tribute-cookbook-by-fans-foods-for-for

Nelson MandEULA
Feb 27, 2011

"...the biggest shitbag
I have ever met."

hubris.height posted:

on the topic of fan made poo poo, here theyt want to make a cookbook about someone who releases cookbooks

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/314949766/paula-deens-tribute-cookbook-by-fans-foods-for-for

im the chicken and gravy

hubris.height
Jan 6, 2005

Pork Pro

WorkingPeer posted:

im the chicken and gravy



i honestly thought that was a loving baked potato and didn't bother looking how loving disgusting

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/mclear/nfc-ring

a "wearable computing" nfc ring you can use to unlock your phone and give out your contact details. completely pointless and less practical and secure than literally any alternative. if it had a bottle opener it'd be peak kickstarter.

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise

hubris.height posted:

on the topic of fan made poo poo, here theyt want to make a cookbook about someone who releases cookbooks

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/314949766/paula-deens-tribute-cookbook-by-fans-foods-for-for

No one is perfect and this cookbook will show what foods are best when you are sick, unhappy or just need to make up with someone.


which food is best when im racist as hell

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise

goddamnedtwisto posted:

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/mclear/nfc-ring

a "wearable computing" nfc ring you can use to unlock your phone and give out your contact details. completely pointless and less practical and secure than literally any alternative. if it had a bottle opener it'd be peak kickstarter.

how is it bad when paired with a passcode? Its a form of 2FA and better than any other alternative

power botton
Nov 2, 2011

Dead Inside Darwin posted:

No one is perfect and this cookbook will show what foods are best when you are sick, unhappy or just need to make up with someone.


which food is best when im racist as hell

http://www.foodnetwork.com/paula-deen/index.html

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Dead Inside Darwin posted:

how is it bad when paired with a passcode? Its a form of 2FA and better than any other alternative

hmm yes a passcode and this ring that is trivially easy to steal is certainly worlds more secure and practical than just a passcode.

(the slobbering review of it i just saw on bbc and a quick scan of the kickstarter said nothing about a passcode anyway)

Nelson MandEULA
Feb 27, 2011

"...the biggest shitbag
I have ever met."
ahahaha you only get the finished printed book if you pledge $3,000, also you get a "full body photo" of yourself on the front cover. cause what i want when i buy a cookbook is a full-body photo of a random idiot.

creatine
Jan 27, 2012




guess what I found at the local knick knack shop

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
congrats on discovering urban outfitters





e: i have one too :shobon:

creatine
Jan 27, 2012




Yodzilla posted:

congrats on discovering urban outfitters





e: i have one too :shobon:

not urban outfitters because I refuse to go there

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
but what if you rly need a new keffiyeh or some fuzzy dice or maybe a gag gift book like Porn For Women??

Socracheese
Oct 20, 2008

i know cute girls who get poo poo at urban outfitters because they like cheap clothes they can wear for one season and not give a poo poo about

all of their stuff is complete garbage

i bought a rug from there and someone spilled a drink on it and the dye bled out of it

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

MORE CURLY FRIES posted:

i like my jokes like i like my coding languages, with easy to use templates because i am dumb and boring

don't post the secret of the YOSPOS clan

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

holy poo poo we did better work making the raised beds in the garden than that dude did in the home that may or may not currently house a family

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Vicas posted:

i got it

v obscure, nice

black is actually a very slimming color so idkwtf you all are on about

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

hubris.height posted:

on the topic of fan made poo poo, here theyt want to make a cookbook about someone who releases cookbooks

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/314949766/paula-deens-tribute-cookbook-by-fans-foods-for-for

A True Fan,

Yep!,

WOW,

Awesome,

Super Great,

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/contradictmovement/contradict-sharing-religious-contradictions-to-fin

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.

hahahahah this is so much better than i was expecting. instead of butthurt atheists it's literally christians trying to explain why your religion is wrong, def worth $3000

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off

my favorite part of this is how they didn't even try with the first "C"

also, the anarchism (?)

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

hail satan

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syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

PleasingFungus posted:

my favorite part of this is how they didn't even try with the first "C"

also, the anarchism (?)

in the full sized image my tired brains parsed it as gottracist

in the timg'd one it's pretty clearly contradict

there's a lesson about getting too close to cars with bumper stickers here, i can feel it

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