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The ideology eater
Oct 20, 2010

IT'S GARBAGE DAY AT WENDY'S FUCK YEAH WE EATIN GOOD TONIGHT

MooCowlian posted:

This is more of a least favourite thing, but what is up with boiled potatoes? Why do people think that weird stuff which is solid and then instantly mush, wrapped in a think skin entirely at odds with the texture of the insides, is anything but the most horrible lovely thing? Please explain.

I think you're overboiling your potatoes. Also, salt really helps to bring out the delicious sweet flavor potatoes have.

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Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
Try some French fingerling potates

Gamma Nerd
May 14, 2012
Did you know that a diet of potatoes and milk is nutritionally complete? They provide all the carbs, protein, fat, vitamins and minerals you need to survive.

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT

Gamma Nerd posted:

Did you know that a diet of potatoes and milk is nutritionally complete? They provide all the carbs, protein, fat, vitamins and minerals you need to survive.

What if I'm trying to get big as gently caress?

Down With People
Oct 31, 2012

The child delights in violence.

You Are A Elf posted:

Potatoes are loving awesome and anyone who disagrees is a big dumb poopy fart head :colbert:

Say what you will about Apple products, but I accidentally washed my old iPod Nano earlier today. Saw it sitting at the bottom of the washing machine drum after I pulled my clothes out and did a facepalm at how stupid I was to forget it was still in my pants pocket. I let it dry for a couple of hours, connected it to my computer and holy poo poo, nothing is wrong with it. iPods are pretty drat rugged. I knew there was a reason I still use it, even though my phone has taken over as my main music player.

I have an old-school iPod Shuffle from 2004 or something. Took it everywhere with me back in the day, and I bet it would still run just as good if I turned it on today.

Dex
May 26, 2006

Quintuple x!!!

Would not escrow again.

VERY MISLEADING!

Gamma Nerd posted:

Did you know that a diet of potatoes and milk is nutritionally complete? They provide all the carbs, protein, fat, vitamins and minerals you need to survive.

Except for molybdenum, but maybe comas are cool, I'm not a health magician or anything.

StandardVC10
Feb 6, 2007

This avatar now 50% more dark mode compliant

Dex posted:

Except for molybdenum, but maybe comas are cool, I'm not a health magician or anything.

Whoa, I didn't even know you needed any molybdenum.

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT

Down With People posted:

I have an old-school iPod Shuffle from 2004 or something. Took it everywhere with me back in the day, and I bet it would still run just as good if I turned it on today.

I have a 160GB iPod with an actual hard drive I use because I have poor people cell phone service. (Sprint. Contract up on the 2nd praise Allah)

Dex
May 26, 2006

Quintuple x!!!

Would not escrow again.

VERY MISLEADING!

StandardVC10 posted:

Whoa, I didn't even know you needed any molybdenum.

Bodies need all kinds of weird poo poo, which is why most fad diets or hilariously stupid poo poo like that Soylent sludge are a terrible idea since they're usually invented by clueless people searching for One Weird Trick to avoid eating like a normal person.

Poops Mcgoots
Jul 12, 2010

Goon doesn't like food unless it's deep fried and covered in salt, news at 11.

For real though, potatoes are great.

lidnsya
Nov 14, 2007
<img src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-lidnsya.jpg"><br>All aboard the sleepy train!
I was eating sweet potatoes before it was cool and also it makes me irrationally angry when people call them yams.

Sweet potatoes are so versatile and kick rear end, but honestly just mashed with butter and garlic and brown sugar and cayenne pepper is so loving amazing.

I'm not that big into normal potatoes. I don't make them myself, but I enjoy them if they are made for me. They're just pretty dry, I find.

The ideology eater
Oct 20, 2010

IT'S GARBAGE DAY AT WENDY'S FUCK YEAH WE EATIN GOOD TONIGHT
Sweet potatoes and yams are different plants.

lidnsya
Nov 14, 2007
<img src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-lidnsya.jpg"><br>All aboard the sleepy train!
Yeah, exactly. Tell that to my grandma and Canada Safeway Ltd.

Noni
Jul 8, 2003
ASK ME ABOUT DEFRAUDING GOONS WITH HOT DOGS AND HOW I BANNED EPIC HAMCAT
Is this the thread where we ask about confusing foods? If so, please explain cauliflower. Do people eat this for the taste or is it used for something else entirely, like thickening soups, shining shoes, or feeding ducks?

DoctorWhat
Nov 18, 2011

A little privacy, please?

Noni posted:

Is this the thread where we ask about confusing foods? If so, please explain cauliflower. Do people eat this for the taste or is it used for something else entirely, like thickening soups, shining shoes, or feeding ducks?

Cauliflower has inoffensive taste at worst (I like it) but really satisfying texture and it's good for you.

user on probation
Nov 1, 2012

removed
I love the taste of califlower when it's done what it does best: absorbed fat and salt in a sauce. Watch the episode of Good Eats where they do cauliflower. It's great.

Obligatory Toast
Mar 19, 2007

What am I reading here??

Noni posted:

Is this the thread where we ask about confusing foods? If so, please explain cauliflower. Do people eat this for the taste or is it used for something else entirely, like thickening soups, shining shoes, or feeding ducks?

My dad eats the poo poo raw, but it's drat delicious roasted and mashed.

Tulip
Jun 3, 2008

yeah thats pretty good


Noni posted:

Is this the thread where we ask about confusing foods? If so, please explain cauliflower. Do people eat this for the taste or is it used for something else entirely, like thickening soups, shining shoes, or feeding ducks?

My best dish is a cauliflower curry with tons of cumin. Cauliflower owns man. You just gotta pimp it out like crazy.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Noni posted:

Is this the thread where we ask about confusing foods? If so, please explain cauliflower. Do people eat this for the taste or is it used for something else entirely, like thickening soups, shining shoes, or feeding ducks?

Cauliflower is great as long as you don't overcook it. All you really need to do is get it hot and then immediately stop cooking it. Don't let it get soft and mushy. Same goes for broccoli.


As for potatoes, there are two main kinds you get in supermarkets here, one has white skin and is flavourless garbage. The other has pink skin and is slightly yellow inside and is fantastic. Peel them, steam them till they're soft then mash them with butter and a little bit of milk to make sure they're not too dry. If you cut average sized potatoes into quarters then it should take about 20 minutes.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Tulip posted:

My best dish is a cauliflower curry with tons of cumin. Cauliflower owns man. You just gotta pimp it out like crazy.

It sounds like it's the cumin doing the owning.

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

Tatum Girlparts posted:

It sounds like it's the cumin doing the owning.

I don't think it's controversial that cumin does own.

Tulip
Jun 3, 2008

yeah thats pretty good


Tatum Girlparts posted:

It sounds like it's the cumin doing the owning.

No cook worthy of using cumin thinks that cumin or any other individual component owns all on its own. Claiming that it's the cumin sans cauliflower that is tasty as hell is like claiming your muscles do all the lifting without your skeleton. A good dish has all things working together.

(cauliflower frankly performs pretty well so long as there's a good amount of oil involved, that poo poo does great when it's fatty)
(also i would totally just eat cumin by itself)

My Shark Waifuu
Dec 9, 2012



Tulip posted:

(cauliflower frankly performs pretty well so long as there's a good amount of oil involved, that poo poo does great when it's fatty)

Agreed, when I was young we had steamed cauliflower with oil and vinegar. Delicious, but only if you like vinegar I guess.

Also, potatoes in any form are awesome.

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal
I love cumin on my food.

toanoradian
May 31, 2011


The happiest waffligator
As a kid I only saw cauliflower as white broccoli. Like, literally, I can't tell the taste apart. As a result now broccoli is one of my favourite vegetables. Thanks, cauliflower! and mom, for making delicious vegetables

Deformed Church
May 12, 2012

5'5", IQ 81


Oh yeah, Broccoli is pretty great, even when I need to check the spelling. Can I have my health cred back?

jalopybrown
Oct 11, 2012
Lot of love for broccoli in this thread, how about the humble Brussels sprout?

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

jalopybrown posted:

Lot of love for broccoli in this thread, how about the humble Brussels sprout?

My absolute favourite! There's nothing I like better at the end of a long day than a big steaming bowl o' Brussels.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Noni posted:

Is this the thread where we ask about confusing foods? If so, please explain cauliflower. Do people eat this for the taste or is it used for something else entirely, like thickening soups, shining shoes, or feeding ducks?

I eat it to add potency and potential to my farts.

Cluncho McChunk
Aug 16, 2010

An informational void capable only of creating noise

I feel that not enough love is given to the humble honey-roast parsnip these days. What's up with that?

SybilVimes
Oct 29, 2011

jalopybrown posted:

Lot of love for broccoli in this thread, how about the humble Brussels sprout?

gently caress yeah, sprouts are awesome (unless they're overcooked to being squishy not crunchy).

The ideology eater
Oct 20, 2010

IT'S GARBAGE DAY AT WENDY'S FUCK YEAH WE EATIN GOOD TONIGHT

jalopybrown posted:

Lot of love for broccoli in this thread, how about the humble Brussels sprout?

That poo poo is amazing roasted with chestnuts.

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER
My dad just invented a good dish. Take some hushpuppy mix, bacon, and a bunch of okra, mix em up in a pan, bake, add butter and eat. Delicious.

Obligatory Toast
Mar 19, 2007

What am I reading here??

jalopybrown posted:

Lot of love for broccoli in this thread, how about the humble Brussels sprout?

When my father was having his radiation therapy for prostate cancer, he couldn't eat anything in the cabbage family for fear that the gas pressure in his colon would rot that poo poo out. I never thought I could miss Brussels sprouts so much, but I did.

StandardVC10
Feb 6, 2007

This avatar now 50% more dark mode compliant
My favorite whatever as of this moment is the song "Remote Control," by the Clash. I can't stop listening to it these past few days.

Brother Jonathan
Jun 23, 2008

Baneling Butts posted:

Also, potatoes in any form are awesome.

:eng101: Note that potato sprouts are poisonous!

I always thought that was weird. The potato itself is not poisonous, but any sprouts from the tuber are.

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Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

Brother Jonathan posted:

:eng101: Note that potato sprouts are poisonous!

I always thought that was weird. The potato itself is not poisonous, but any sprouts from the tuber are.

Yes. Any green form of potato is bad for you

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT
I have had I think about 12 avatars and only bought myself three. Two of those three I had for less than a week before someone bought me a new one.

GenericRX
Jun 29, 2013

gleep gloop posted:

I have had I think about 12 avatars and only bought myself three. Two of those three I had for less than a week before someone bought me a new one.

Who were you before the namechange, I don't remember

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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

FedoraDefender420 posted:

I love cumin on my food.

Same. I really like cumin on chips - when you offer them round no-one can place the taste so they go back for more.

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