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irlZaphod
Mar 26, 2004

Kiss the Joycon to Kiss Zelda

Unbelievable tekkers

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Captain Trips
May 23, 2013
The sudden reminder that I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about

be nice wicka posted:

you're an actual italian person, right? not "italian" like your last name ends in I and your mom makes good pasta so you only watch serie a.

The fact that a screencap from Balotelli's Twitter is right below this post makes it even better.

c0burn
Sep 2, 2003

The KKKing

chuggo is BACK
Jul 1, 2008




"Chuggo"

PWM POTM December 2014
41 liker

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
I thought we'd signed that Bernard kid for a second.

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010



It looks like someone has photoshopped a giant head onto a kids body.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Seltzer posted:

Do you have American citizenship?

Yes, Im a dual citizen. Lets not poo poo up the thread with my personal data though. You can PM if you like.

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN
Haha but in all seriousness GD if I'm going to take anything you say seriously I'm going to need your social security number posted in this thread as well as a medical history.

Babby Thatcher
May 3, 2004

concept by my buddy kyle

be nice wicka posted:

you're an actual italian person, right? not "italian" like your last name ends in I and your mom makes good pasta so you only watch serie a.

you can spend time living in America and still legitimately consider yourself Italian. For example, Giuseppe Rossi,

Modus Trollens
Sep 12, 2010

Babby Thatcher posted:

you can spend time living in America and still legitimately consider yourself Italian. For example, Giuseppe Rossi,

it doesn't count if you're faced with the horrors of having to play for the USMNT

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

Ask me about Game Pass: the Best Deal in Gaming!
e- nvm

Seltzer fucked around with this message at 06:22 on Aug 12, 2013

shut up blegum
Dec 17, 2008


--->Plastic Lawn<---



:allears:

The Mash
Feb 17, 2007

You have to say I can open my presents
His talents are wasted on a football pitch

Thirteenth Step
Mar 3, 2004

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4wQvoN5DqY

Suqit
Apr 25, 2005

Stars Stripes Freedom Jozy
(Jozy not pictured here)

Babby Thatcher posted:

you can spend time living in America and still legitimately consider yourself Italian. For example, Giuseppe Rossi,

I was waiting for this post.




:newlol:

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Italian on the pitch, American at the mall: The Giuseppe Rossi Story

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

The complete non-hit of the ball is my favorite part it's like he's doing a warmup exercise.

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Anytime a goalie runs back like that you know he's in trouble.

Redundant
Sep 24, 2011

Even robots have feelings!
"Now to turn my back to play for no reas-OH poo poo!!!"

Even after he sees that he's hosed up, instead of just picking the ball up like a sensible person he has to try and style it out and fake a pass for no reason whatsoever. This is why you shouldn't just stick the fat lad in nets when it comes to professional sport.

real_scud
Sep 5, 2002

One of these days these elbows are gonna walk all over you
Full kit wankers

stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010

irlZaphod posted:

Unbelievable tekkers

What was it it's gone

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

stickyfngrdboy posted:

What was it it's gone

http://www.tv3sport.dk/fodbold/superligaen/video/3503

stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010

Yeah that's not available in UK either thanks anyway.

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIVO7mKoj_s

MrBling
Aug 21, 2003

Oozing machismo

stickyfngrdboy posted:

Yeah that's not available in UK either thanks anyway.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dcsBbMlttk&t=2m50s

In one weekend we had that and this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJJ3w3r4rPw

Crazy goals.

Soup and a Sandwich
Apr 8, 2008

skeng

yeah watch this over and over

Knoddus
Oct 30, 2007
Born in a crossfire hurricane

Yeah that video is glorious. Also, for someone who wants to see approximately one billion sweet through balls there's this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zUsCZvol-I

c0burn
Sep 2, 2003

The KKKing

DickEmery
Dec 5, 2004

Knoddus posted:

Yeah that video is glorious. Also, for someone who wants to see approximately one billion sweet through balls there's this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zUsCZvol-I

I honestly think a perfectly weighted pass gives me more pleasure than a goal.



Bergkamp must've grown up watching all those perfect Laudrup chances get butchered to gently caress and thought bollocks to this I'll score myself.

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett


didn't include "DENNIS BERGKAMP OHHHAWHOAOOO"

voted one

Thirteenth Step
Mar 3, 2004


He had the first touch of a loving house fly :swoon:

Never really appreciated his little flicks and touches like that before.

Good vid.

peanut-
Feb 17, 2004
Fun Shoe

Knoddus posted:

Yeah that video is glorious. Also, for someone who wants to see approximately one billion sweet through balls there's this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zUsCZvol-I

Watched for 10 minutes and saw at least 8 of the best passes I've ever seen.

belgend
Mar 6, 2008

me when The Club do another win

Yesterday the fastest goal ever in the Belgian Pro League was scored, Imoh Ezekiel beat Peter Odemwingie's record of 11 seconds by one second. Also the 0-2 at the very end of the video is a nicely done free kick.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcWP6OZvqLc

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

the michael laudrup passing compilation is impressive but its more impressive that it exists. what sick maniac edited an hour and a half of passing together?

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Speaking of good old school players:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pp7cTlvHgUQ

Insanely Sikh
Aug 26, 2009

Winner, SA's Sikh Of the Year, 2013
Honestly surprised that wasn't a link to some Cantolar highlights.

Xeno
Sep 16, 2005

MAD TYTE DUBZ, YO.

Ninpo posted:

Speaking of good old school players:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pp7cTlvHgUQ

Maradona good. Pelé better. George Best.

Real Name Grover
Feb 13, 2002

Like corn on the cob
Fan of Britches
Yeesh



E: Already posted in the MLS thread.

Was Taters posted:

He sits four rows in front of me, and I recognized him from that angle before I confirmed it on the Seatimes feed. He's a giant dude, self-referenced as Seattle's Biggest Sports Fan. He's had articles about him in ESPN magazine and poo poo. He always has several pretty ladies with him; I'm sure he's a nice guy. He has great seats at every sporting event in Seattle, somehow. And Clint isn't even the first Seattle sports star he's had tattooed upon himself. Ummm. This dude.

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paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

Jay Spearing joining Seattle too?

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