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Ninpo posted:Well, he did a cracking job with his own son. lol nicely done
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Raheem sterling is a good lad and maybe was in the right so I won't judge him. Would drink a pint with for sure.
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Zlatan Imhobitch posted:Raheem sterling is a good lad and maybe was in the right so I won't judge him. Would drink a pint with for sure. I'm struggling to come up with a scenario that results in slapping his girlfriend being the right thing to do.
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Ninpo posted:I'm struggling to come up with a scenario that results in slapping his girlfriend being the right thing to do. she voted BNP
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Ninpo posted:I'm struggling to come up with a scenario that results in slapping his girlfriend being the right thing to do. Maybe she was being a DAFCUN stop being sexist.
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I know they probably meet people who try to have a go but seriously how hard is it to not hit people? loving hell when will footballers ever learn.
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Aug 9, 2013 17:24
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I'd love to have Raheem Sterling and Jack Wilshere have a big old punch up just to put to death the myth of modern masculinity once and for all.
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Aug 9, 2013 17:37
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ravel morrison 2.0.
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EvilHawk posted:I know they probably meet people who try to have a go but seriously how hard is it to not hit people? loving hell when will footballers ever learn. You can be arrested and charged for 'common assault' for hitting someone thats already twatted you. They usually never get to a conviction.
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serious gaylord posted:You can be arrested and charged for 'common assault' for hitting someone thats already twatted you. They usually never get to a conviction. I know, but still. Just don't hit people. Jesus christ.
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Aug 9, 2013 21:02
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You can be arrested and charged for 'common assault' for saying mean things, if the victim feels threatened.
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Burns so sick the police were called. gently caress's sake Raheem, you're a professional footballer, you could have your pick of literally thousands of women who wouldn't refuse sex/piss you off/whatever it was this woman did to make you decide to hit her. If my girlfriend ever wound me up to the point I wanted to hit her I'd just leave and find someone else, and I don't have the luxury of being a pro footballer who can't go five feet without a glamour model trying to fellate me.
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Ghost Cow Goes Boo posted:Burns so sick the police were called. Tbh the constant fellatio can sometimes be a curse in disguise for instance when you are at a bank discussing to lower your monthly mortgage payment by 5% or so it can get really awkward
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Xeno posted:You can be arrested and charged for 'common assault' for saying mean things, if the victim feels threatened. You could charge most of the Premier League with common assault for the "handbags" after every red card if you wished. The kid's obviously a bit of a twat but it's not like he's killed a man. Edit : missed the fact it was his mrs he hit, a lot more of a twat than I imagined it seems. DickEmery fucked around with this message at 13:11 on Aug 10, 2013 |
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Aug 10, 2013 12:59
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Yeah I'm just gonna leave this here Celtic striker Anthony Stokes was detained by police in Dublin over an alleged attack on an Elvis impersonator. http://news.stv.tv/west-central/235812-celtics-anthony-stokes-detained-over-elvis-impersonator-attack/
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euroboy posted:Yeah I'm just gonna leave this here something something jailhouse rock
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euroboy posted:Yeah I'm just gonna leave this here I can't help but imagine this involving him screaming, "HE'S A PHONY, A BIG FAT PHONY" at passers-by
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euroboy posted:Yeah I'm just gonna leave this here Still not quite as good as the rugby league player who got arrested for fighting a group of Santa Clauses: http://www.theguardian.com/sport/2012/jan/04/castleford-arrested-fight-father-christmas
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In shocking news, lower league Scottish football might be a bit crooked http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/23808606 BBC posted:
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http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/stephane-sessegnon-charged-drink-driving-2233845 Sessegnon doesn't seem to care much about his team
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Gary 'Goal Machine' Madine is on trial for assault, not a Utd fan this time but one of his own http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-south-yorkshire-23962813 A Championship footballer broke a fan's nose in a bar fight before shattering a second man's jaw and cheek weeks later in a separate incident, a court heard. Sheffield Wednesday player Gary Madine, 23, is accused of attacking Owls fan Daniel Beresford in February 2012 and Reece Hall in March 2012. Prosecutors told a jury at Leeds Crown Court the centre forward was "an arrogant, violent thug" when drunk. Madine, who has a previous conviction for assault, denies the charges. Madine is said to have attacked Meadowhall shopping centre worker Mr Beresford in the Paris Bar, in Sheffield city centre, knocking him unconscious and breaking his nose. Mr Beresford told the court Madine had been staring at him and, when he had asked why, the player lashed out. He said: "He was one of my favourite players, someone I looked up to." Defence counsel Alison Dorrell, however, described Mr Beresford as being "fighting drunk" and alleged he had thrown a drink on the player. Continue reading the main story Gary Madine profile Born 24 August, 1990 Signed for Carlisle FC in 2007 Loaned to Rochdale, Coventry City and Chesterfield Signed for Sheffield Wednesday in January 2011 for an undisclosed fee In 2012/13 season he made 35 appearances for the Owls scoring four goals He has made just one appearance as a substitute this season in a league cup game against Rotherham Madine is further alleged to have assaulted Sheffield United fan Mr Hall in the Viper Room, also in the city centre, after asking him who he supported. Mr Hall, who did not recognise the Wednesday striker, replied "United", and moments later he was punched in the eye, the court heard. Prosecutor Ian West said Mr Hall suffered a broken jaw and his cheek was fractured in five places. The court heard that Madine, originally from Gateshead, already had a conviction for knocking out a man in Carlisle after pleading guilty to the attack in February 2010. 'Drunken punch' Mr West said: "During his hours of sobriety, Mr Madine is a very fine footballer. However, if you believe the red top newspapers, as often footballers do, they go out at night and drink. "The prosecution suggest in Mr Madine's case, he in too much drink turns into an arrogant, violent thug." Mr West added: "He is a very fit and strong young man. You may think Mr Madine is a large centre forward in the old-fashioned English style, and is very much aware of his physical strength, it being so much a part of his job. "You would think on the third assault that when he throws a punch, especially a drunken punch, late at night in a nightclub, he is really going to cause a lot of damage. "When thinking about what he was intending, do not forget he is a big, strong lad and he knows what he is capable of." When Madine played for Carlisle United, he knocked a man unconscious in the Beehive pub in February 2010 after he was refused a drink following closing time and tried to help himself, the court heard. He pleaded guilty to assault occasioning actual bodily harm. Madine denies causing grievous bodily harm against Mr Beresford, and causing grievous bodily harm with intent against Mr Hall. The trial continues.
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uh oh http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2415457/Kyle-Walker-apparently-inhales-hippy-crack-night-Sheffield--pictures.html quote:England player Kyle Walker has been pictured appearing to inhale 'hippy crack' from a balloon while on a night out.
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Dude needs to get on the phone to Wilshere and get some real crack.
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That's a bit of a dihydrogen monoxide-type story. Nitrous oxide is basically harmless afaik
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St Evan Echoes posted:That's a bit of a dihydrogen monoxide-type story. Nitrous oxide is basically harmless afaik The daily mail says it's POTENTIALLY DEADLY are you calling them liars?
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angered paedophile posted:The daily mail says it's POTENTIALLY DEADLY are you calling them liars? Playing football is also potentially deadly though innit
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St Evan Echoes posted:That's a bit of a dihydrogen monoxide-type story. Nitrous oxide is basically harmless afaik Not when you're recreationally huffing it, it's not. It's also used as a general anaesthetic, which dentists won't do anymore due to the risks involved.
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Maybe it was helium and he wanted to crack a joke.
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kri kri posted:uh oh You'd think Spurs players would know to avoid hmm nevermind
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Maybe they meant that it was "deadly craic"
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Ninpo posted:Not when you're recreationally huffing it, it's not. It's also used as a general anaesthetic, which dentists won't do anymore due to the risks involved. Dentists still use nitrous and it's really not that dangerous even for recreational use.
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Ninpo posted:Not when you're recreationally huffing it, it's not. It's also used as a general anaesthetic, which dentists won't do anymore due to the risks involved. And maybe it can be dangerous if used with reckless abandon, but that doesn't really differentiate it from other things footballers use in their spare time, such as alcohol and prostitutes.
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St Evan Echoes posted:uh it's still used in dentistry. Also in midwifery and yet no-one is howling won't someone please think of the children?! I want to state for the record I agree 100% with you and was gently suggesting that the daily mail is a terrible newspaper whose opinion on drugs is only slightly less questionable than it's opinions on immigrants lowering house prices.
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It's just a brilliant example of the press wanting to tear down the team because it sells more papers. England beat Moldova 4-0, and are on course to qualify quite handily, which becomes boring quickly, but drugged up star + the response from the FA + why hasn't he been dropped + a new campaign to stop this menace sells copy and gets readers. Every editor in the country prays we get to a World Cup semi final and lose.
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St Evan Echoes posted:And maybe it can be dangerous if used with reckless abandon, but that doesn't really differentiate it from other things footballers use in their spare time, such as alcohol and prostitutes. Yeah, that main danger of Nitrous is rippin' way too many balloons in the parking lot of a Phish concert and falling down and hitting your head or something.
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Total Meatlove posted:It's just a brilliant example of the press wanting to tear down the team because it sells more papers. England beat Moldova 4-0, and are on course to qualify quite handily, which becomes boring quickly, but drugged up star + the response from the FA + why hasn't he been dropped + a new campaign to stop this menace sells copy and gets readers. The fact the photo is 3 months old and only got published now is pretty telling
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I had laughing gas from a balloon this summer but it sure as hell didn't cost me £1.50! 5 euros for that rip off and it didn't even do anything what a joke.
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they go for about 2 quid round here and you have to do them properly for them to work. Bit silly of him really wonder if they'll kick up a legal high stink and get it banned
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