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dijon du jour posted:You know, I like this idea. Let's take it even further and make it so that every English word can also mean the opposite of what the word means. It'll be like one big prank on everyone trying to learn English as a second language.  "Flammable means inflammable? What a country!"
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Coffee And Pie posted:I literally have a tattoo of the word "literally" on my dick you guys. Two things wrong with this. First, you shouldn't go down on hookers (especially your street walking types). Second, if you must go down on a hooker, you do it before sex.
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Aug 12, 2013 20:44
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If you go down on a hooker, you're stupid enough to deserve it when your tongue falls off and your teeth rot out of your skull.
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Aug 12, 2013 20:53
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Hold up, let me write this down. Good life advice.
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Aug 12, 2013 20:55
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BKPR posted:Why have you not shared this with us Here you go; admittedly, that was a rubbish description. It's surprisingly difficult to photograph. (A flash washes it out too much). It's made out of bronze, so in natural light it's kind of grey-green. Simply Simon -- I wouldn't say the fist is circumcised myself, but it does appear to be smiling, so it's a happy fist anyway. 
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Gorilla Salad posted:
Why oh why aren't mainstream comics given due credit for their grace and nuance. Sometimes I think the need to describe their shenanigans will keep use of the word "retarded" in common vernacular for decades past its due. Pick has a new favorite as of 21:12 on Aug 12, 2013 |
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Aug 12, 2013 21:06
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Ms Boods posted:Here you go; admittedly, that was a rubbish description. Dude, that's not just a fist. That's THE FIG!. Man, the things people miss....
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Effingham posted:Dude, that's not just a fist. That's THE FIG!. Man, the things people miss.... Cool, thanks!  edited to add -- I honestly didn't see the gesture beyond a fisted hand; when I first got it, thanks to my craptastic eyesight, I thought it was a face. Even more reason to wear it to faculty meetings. Ms Boods has a new favorite as of 21:19 on Aug 12, 2013 |
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Aug 12, 2013 21:16
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Pick posted:Why oh why aren't mainstream comics given due credit for their grace and nuance. The comic was Nemesis. It was stupid literally (literally literally!) from the cover of the first issue.  (Millar wrote Kick-rear end, too.)
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Aug 12, 2013 23:17
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Click this if you've seen the latest breaking bad: http://i.imgur.com/QmfvhV0.png
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Aug 13, 2013 00:10
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:When you're flacid does it "litt'lly"? With the wrinkles and everything, it looks like it says "little".
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Aug 13, 2013 00:21
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Pick posted:Why oh why aren't mainstream comics given due credit for their grace and nuance. In the case of Millar, it might not be an unfair diagnosis. quote:“The ultimate [act] that would be the taboo, to show how bad some villain is, was to have somebody being raped, you know. I don't really think it matters. It's the same as, like, a decapitation. It's just a horrible act to show that somebody's a bad guy.” / 
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Aug 13, 2013 00:26
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My brother snapped this while on a business trip in Wisconsin: What do you guys put in the milk over there?
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Aug 13, 2013 00:26
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Crow Jane posted:With the wrinkles and everything, it looks like it says "little". In the winter it gets to the point where it just looks like a barcode.
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Aug 13, 2013 00:32
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the best part is the dumb rear end in a top hat got pi wrong up to that point. his car has "3.141592653589793238462643383279502884179" when it should really be "3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197"!  funny pic: 
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Aug 13, 2013 00:53
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Petit Gregory posted:My brother snapped this while on a business trip in Wisconsin: That's not milk. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ah7ApyeyneY
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Aug 13, 2013 01:13
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Is he Mormon-married to the sisters from Breaking Bad? Quit trolling, there aren't any females on BB. 
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Aug 13, 2013 02:25
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 I find it funny, at least.
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Aug 13, 2013 05:32
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I see it as a reason to nuke Japan again. Holy poo poo why does that exist?
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Aug 13, 2013 05:37
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Captain Trips posted:I see it as a reason to nuke Japan again. Holy poo poo why does that exist? The picture tells you, dude. You can ride it. You can take a nap on it. Or you can just lay on it and sip a martini like a classy gentleman.
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Aug 13, 2013 05:39
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Captain Trips posted:I see it as a reason to nuke Japan again. Holy poo poo why does that exist? Because we already nuked them twice?
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Aug 13, 2013 05:44
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kelvron posted:Because we already nuked them twice? Yup. We did this to ourselves.
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Aug 13, 2013 05:50
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kelvron posted:Because we already nuked them twice? I never thought about it that way. The radiation from the two bombs has clearly been passed through the generations, and anime is a result of our meddling with the atom. We are become death, destroyer of worlds.
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Aug 13, 2013 05:53
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Nanomashoes posted:The picture tells you, dude. You can ride it. You can take a nap on it. Or you can just lay on it and sip a martini like a classy gentleman. They even remembered to put an "etc' in that picture.
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Aug 13, 2013 06:15
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Most of the "cuddle" pillows I've seen pictures of have two sides, one that is... innocent and one that is "yes I substitute this cotton for human contact". If this horsepersonpillow follows that trend, the reverse is something ne'er meant for human eyes.
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Aug 13, 2013 06:25
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Chard posted:Most of the "cuddle" pillows I've seen pictures of have two sides, one that is... innocent and one that is "yes I substitute this cotton for human contact". If this horsepersonpillow follows that trend, the reverse is something ne'er meant for human eyes. I want an exact count of the number of "cuddle" pillows you have seen for you to know that information.
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Chard posted:Most of the "cuddle" pillows I've seen pictures of have two sides, one that is... innocent and one that is "yes I substitute this cotton for human contact". If this horsepersonpillow follows that trend, the reverse is something ne'er meant for human eyes. Seeing as how we see horses naked all the goddamn time, I'm going to assume this post means you're scared of a naked woman.
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SynthOrange posted:Something I'm not sure I want to requote. It is here, ladies and gentlemen, that we bear witness to the death of shame. May it rest in peace. dijon du jour has a new favorite as of 07:17 on Aug 13, 2013 |
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Nanomashoes posted:
I want to buy one of those to see how people react, but I have a feeling it's going to be hundreds of dollars.
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Nanomashoes posted:
At least she's wearing more clothes than the average anime body pillow.
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Aug 13, 2013 07:47
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Dude number 3 actually looks pretty comfy.
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Aug 13, 2013 08:35
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By the ghosts of firefighters who died on 9/11. Her vagina is haunted by the ghosts of firefighters who died on 9/11 that is the actual continuation of that particular situation. I poo poo you not.
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dijon du jour posted:It is here, ladies and gentlemen, that we bear witness to the death of shame. May it rest in peace. The only recurring embarrassment dream I have is me in my pjs and clutching a pillow I had as a child out in public. These guys are living it. (no it was a regular pillow, I did not have an erotic body pillow as a childe )
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Revener posted:By the ghosts of firefighters who died on 9/11. Those ghosts are national heroes and if they want to haunt Ms. Brown's vagina then by god I will not be the one to tell them no.
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Aug 13, 2013 09:08
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"My life as a Thrill Killer"
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The best part of this picture is the actual real human women looking on in bemusement/amusement/contempt.
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Aug 13, 2013 11:31
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